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Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because his wife won’t let him.

Happy birthday to ya

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Duuurwyn poking fun at the mentally ill. A new low even by his standards.

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Thanks for all this, much appreciated. They’re still insisting he pays the full term, but he’s going to cancel the standing order, vacate, and let them do the running. They are quite the arseholes from what I’ve seen, so fudge it.

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As a matter of interest, how much notice does the landlord think he must provide after the sale? I would sit tight, then demand rebates to get me out before completion. Think they are expecting him to sit tight and roll the contract on, but then bugger off within a couple of months once they've sol...

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Thanks for this. I have a bit more of the story; His contract is until the end of July. He wanted to stay on but has found out that the landlords are looking to sell the flat, but are expecting him to stay on for as long as it takes them to do the deal. This has unsettled him, and with the rental m...

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Thanks for this. I have a bit more of the story; His contract is until the end of July. He wanted to stay on but has found out that the landlords are looking to sell the flat, but are expecting him to stay on for as long as it takes them to do the deal. This has unsettled him, and with the rental ma...

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My lad has a few months left to run on his flat let, but wants to get out of it early (landlords have technically done nothing wrong, and are just massive arseholes from what I can gather). He's found somewhere to move to so wants out pronto. Is there any way he can do this without losing his deposi...

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Franno claiming the Scottish players picked aren't good enough for the Test team. In the lead-up to the announcement of the Lions squad, I happened upon a video call with Gregor Townsend which was part of the Sky build-up to the event. Townsend is never short of something to say, yet in this interv...

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Jensrsa wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 6:29 pm So what's with this Lions squad? | SQUAD ANALYSIS & REACTION

He makes an awful lot of sense.

Maybe he should give Eddie a call.

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MrDominator wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 10:15 pm
RWC2015 wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 10:05 pm I'm surprised we brought the Scots this time.
Gregor threw a paddy and said he'd take his sporran home unless Gatland picked Ali Price, Chris Harris, Xander Fagerson and other world-class dominators

Along with the Calcutta Cup.

Bellend

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message #2527204 wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 1:11 pm 8 Scots

Mind you. Most players will be injured at some point. Plenty of room for manu and Billy V to get called in.

11 English

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MrDominator wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 12:47 pm 11 English
10 Welsh
8 Scots (ludicrous)
8 Irish

Suck my balls

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ticketlessinseattle wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 4:52 pm
Sefton wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:16 pm Currently watching S1 of Hill Street Blues.
how are you watching it ? used to absolutely love that show

Go on the Channel 4 app, and hey, let’s be safe out there.

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Derwyn wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 3:44 pm What is the point in playing this tour? Cancel it and move on.

We all know that you’ll be wanking into your own mouth as soon as Gats picks a Welshman in any 50:50 call, or when one of them does something useful.

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DragsterDriver wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 7:41 pm I see Ben Youngs has dropped out of touring.

As I had the same likelihood of being selected, I’d like to make it clear that I am also unavailable as I will be spending the summer drinking beer and eating crisps.

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Maybe not as bad, but only slightly less, is when there is a kitty and someone starts ordering double brandies etc.

Double cūnt more like.

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Rounds are the ultimate acid test. If someone doesn’t get their rounds in, then they are just a wrong ‘un and can’t be trusted with anything. Among my mates, ‘he doesn’t get his rounds in’ is the final insult and dismissal.

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If you’ve ever had the misfortune to have to deal with anyone who is Eton & Oxford, the thing that is most apparent is the total lack of regard for anyone who isn’t also ex Eton & Oxford. They simply don’t think that they are answerable to anyone, and no one else’s opinion matters. It’s just ingrain...

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There are far too many sons of players in ruggers. Cricket (in England at any rate) has the same problem. It's a classic sign of a narrow gene/talent pool and a corresponding lack of access to the finest physical specimens. You get barely any sons of pro soccer players who also make it as a pro, be...

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earl the beaver wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:30 am Duhan Van Der Merwe shouldn't be on the Lions tbf.

Most tries, most defenders beaten, and second highest metres made in the 6 Nations.
Seems to have made a decent case for himself, or should he not go because even though he’s eligible you just don’t like it.

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Will Greenwood / Dick Greenwood

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Anyone who says ‘It’s not XYZ, I don’t think’. So you do think it is then?

You go to shake someone’s hand and they hold theirs out but don’t bother looking at you. Whip your hand away and walk off.

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DragsterDriver wrote: ↑Sun Apr 25, 2021 4:15 pm Bath looking pish again.

They let Wasps play at pace and even though the passing was often shocking, they only have themselves to blame.

Umaga looked sharp. Well, he actually looks like Sideshow Bob, but sharp too.

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Monye as a commentator is like listening to paint dry.

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Gridiron level blocking

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The professional club game in England has only been growing since its inception, and until this season had won 4 out of the previous 5 cups in Europe. It's not exactly all doom and gloom at the top club level. Exactly. The pants-wetters on here are ridiculous. I don't know, I played for 25 years bu...

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How about we string up Derwyn and see how we feel in the morning?

Progress either way.

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My guess would be that the styles are very different, and looking the nuts playing touch rugby in Super Rugby doesn't always translate to going down to the West country to get your head kicked in.

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Sopoaga offski Joins Lyon for next season. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/56739637 Verdict from Wasps fans? I caught a few games over the past few seasons and showed flashes of skill but never seemed to influence a game - also wasn't sure if he was seen as 10, 15 or pine rider. Quite a dis...

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The Running Man was set in 2017-19. Simon Cowell gets the show going for real, with regional heats where the worst offenders are set loose in Cardiff, Liverpool etc on a Saturday night. Anyone who makes it to the loos in Wetherspoons gets to compete in the grand final, postcode hoping across South L...

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The latest fleecing of Trump donators is a modern version of the parable of the scorpion and the frog.

Why did Fat Tango Donnie rip off his supporters? Because he’s Fat Tango Donnie.

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I'm going to say it and expect abuse. I hate lamb. The smell of lamb makes me feel ill Lamb is a strange one. I love lamb but the problem with it is the fat is sh1t and useless and fat is such an important part of the flavour of meat in general. The fatty smell can put some off lamb but I love it. ...

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Dobbin wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 2:30 pm Not sure bringing on a substitute hooker who can't throw did Wasps any favours there.

Clermont were very subdued, there for the taking.

Tremendous athlete but I can't remember a clutch lineout where he didn't throw it to the oppo. From the Prem Final onwards, he's been a liability.

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Mick got friend zoned by Sidney Powell. Ouch.

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Looks shit anyway. I see all of your mates have turned up.

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Derwyn wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:09 pm Scotland aren’t that good. Neither are France.

They just put 150% into the game last week.

Duuuuurwyn is not to be trusted. He invited me to meet him in the woods to get our cocks out and see which was bigger. Fücking weirdo didn’t even turn up.

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Theflier wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:12 pm
Derwyn wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:09 pm Scotland aren’t that good. Neither are France.

They just put 150% into the game last week.
They just can't accept when they play us, that's their boys World cup final, whereas for us, its a Saturday in the spring

Pure class from the boys that topped out at cheese on toast.

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nardol wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:12 pm Scotland celebrating like they won the 6n

bless

Do yo and Duuuuuurwyn go dogging together?

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nardol wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:09 pm
Quins89 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:06 pm How on earth have Scotland finished 4th in this tournament ?

They've been great nearly every game and finished 4th O.O
They played shit against Wales and Ireland

Ireland were very good, and Wales played the red card trick to get out of jail. Sucks, but is what it is.

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YOYO wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 10:59 pm Well done Scotland. Deserved the win. Serious character.

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