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by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:50 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Smelling your own farts?
Replies: 24
Views: 1637

Re: Smelling your own farts?

camroc1 wrote:Hi Toga.


Getting this place back on track since 2006. :thumbup:
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:38 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Smelling your own farts?
Replies: 24
Views: 1637

Smelling your own farts?

I can usually bare my own but there is a rich seam of mephitis emanating from my guts that is nearly unbearable. It's not quite bad enough to override my pride but it's close.

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by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:25 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: **OFFICIAL** English Rugby Thread
Replies: 87101
Views: 4369514

Re: **OFFICIAL** English Rugby Thread

Lancaster would be a good appointment but he's not really a good no.1 is he.
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:23 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 11939
Views: 557324

Re: F1 Thread

90 posts in 3 1/2 days. Prium translates as 'plum' in D5utch. Piss off, Toga. So now the pleasantries are out of the way, pitstops. Why not have a minimum stop time to remove danger and, more importantly, make the drivers time driving the car the primary reason for his race time. Because on many tr...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:37 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 11939
Views: 557324

Re: F1 Thread

90 posts in 3 1/2 days. Prium translates as 'plum' in D5utch. Piss off, Toga. So now the pleasantries are out of the way, pitstops. Why not have a minimum stop time to remove danger and, more importantly, make the drivers time driving the car the primary reason for his race time. Because on many tr...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:44 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: **OFFICIAL** English Rugby Thread
Replies: 87101
Views: 4369514

Re: **OFFICIAL** English Rugby Thread

With the possible exception of Marler, every England player at Quins needs to be dropped by Jones if England are to stand a prayer at the RWC. Why would any England coach want players from Quins - they're just soft.
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:10 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Domestic Violence - why?
Replies: 182
Views: 10270

Re: Domestic Violence - why?

Thanks for the comments chaps, it is actually quite cathartic. I've thought about things whilst out walking the dog this afternoon I've not thought about literally in decades. As I get older it has become quite important to resolve things in my mind. Not quite as bleak as your story but my situatio...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:17 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Favourite Porkie Pie
Replies: 410
Views: 15788

Re: Favourite Porkie Pie

globus wrote: The fact is that this forum has become too serious for itself. It's a "pint in the bar" chat room yet some think it's some kind of scientific lab of Rugby wisdom.


I agree with this.
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:00 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 11939
Views: 557324

Re: F1 Thread

guy smiley wrote:90 posts in 3 1/2 days.

Prium translates as 'plum' in D5utch.

Piss off, Toga.


So now the pleasantries are out of the way, pitstops. Why not have a minimum stop time to remove danger and, more importantly, make the drivers time driving the car the primary reason for his race time.
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:56 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Domestic Violence - why?
Replies: 182
Views: 10270

Re: Domestic Violence - why?

When I was young, we had a great life. My parents had taken over my mother's family business (by buying out her siblings) and we had a very good middle class life, living in a big Victorian house with 4 of us attending private school. My father had never known his own father, and was largely brough...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:51 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 11939
Views: 557324

Re: F1 Thread

Speed of the pitstop has nothing to do with the pitlane speedlimit. The mechanic who was injured was not in pitlane either. The mechanic was standing in front of the right rear wheel. He should have been clear of the vehicle before it was released. That has nothing to do with speed. You're one of t...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:43 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Favourite Porkie Pie
Replies: 410
Views: 15788

Re: Favourite Porkie Pie

'Made disco equipment'?

You modest beggar, you founded Linn didn't you?
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:32 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 11939
Views: 557324

Re: F1 Thread

I have no idea, I'm speculating. You then tell me the mechanic was in the wrong place. Good work. Why was a pitlane speed limit introduced? Simple question. Strawman. Why is it a strawman? The speed limit makes pitstops slower, something you said is an integral part of racing. Why did they make the...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:30 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 11939
Views: 557324

Re: F1 Thread

I have no idea, I'm speculating. You then tell me the mechanic was in the wrong place. Good work. Why was a pitlane speed limit introduced? Simple question. Strawman. Why is it a strawman? The speed limit makes pitstops slower, something you said is an integral part of racing. Why did they make the...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:26 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Favourite Porkie Pie
Replies: 410
Views: 15788

Re: Favourite Porkie Pie

A long while ago. You may find this silly but I really cannot recall the year. As if it matters. You are just joining a line in the queue to have a pop at me. I hope you have a good week ahead. Surely you can work it out? Between what years did you go to university? That would narrow it down to one...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:21 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 11939
Views: 557324

Re: F1 Thread

I have no idea, I'm speculating. You then tell me the mechanic was in the wrong place. Good work. Why was a pitlane speed limit introduced? Simple question. Strawman. Why is it a strawman? The speed limit makes pitstops slower, something you said is an integral part of racing. Why did they make the...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:05 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Favourite Porkie Pie
Replies: 410
Views: 15788

Re: Favourite Porkie Pie

globus wrote: He's gone now. Had to be put down after a major problem with his hindquarters.

We've not replaced him. I'm so sad about that.


Your brother or the horse?
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:00 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 11939
Views: 557324

Re: F1 Thread

The injury to the mechanic highlights an anomaly in F1 for me. They introduced a pitlane speed limit for safety reasons but they then forgot to introduce a time limit for the actual bit that is most dangerous. The car should be held for a minimum of about 15 seconds before it's allowed to move away...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:26 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Favourite Porkie Pie
Replies: 410
Views: 15788

Re: Favourite Porkie Pie

I can't speak for anyone else but please don't change a thing Globus. Carry on with your life stories. Will do. It's been eventful! Got a cracker when I fell off a roof taking tiles off for reclamation. I had three ambulances turn up to cart me to hospital. My brother had a good one. He was learnin...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:21 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 11939
Views: 557324

Re: F1 Thread

The injury to the mechanic highlights an anomaly in F1 for me. They introduced a pitlane speed limit for safety reasons but they then forgot to introduce a time limit for the actual bit that is most dangerous. The car should be held for a minimum of about 15 seconds before it's allowed to move away...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:18 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Britain: Run by drunk women
Replies: 19
Views: 1813

Re: Britain: Run by drunk women

Dark wrote: Ive worked with a few Russians and they can be pretty funny.


Really?!
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:09 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Favourite Porkie Pie
Replies: 410
Views: 15788

Re: Favourite Porkie Pie

I can't speak for anyone else but please don't change a thing Globus. Carry on with your life stories.
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:04 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Favourite Porkie Pie
Replies: 410
Views: 15788

Re: Favourite Porkie Pie

Ran his first marathon in under 3 hours dressed as an emu whilst carrying a bucket full of coins. And stopped for a slash in Jeffrey Archer's front garden which he added just today.
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:44 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Britain: Run by drunk women
Replies: 19
Views: 1813

Re: Britain: Run by drunk women

Russians of a certain age are unremittingly miserable. They're even worse than the Scottish.
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:40 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 11939
Views: 557324

Re: F1 Thread

The injury to the mechanic highlights an anomaly in F1 for me. They introduced a pitlane speed limit for safety reasons but they then forgot to introduce a time limit for the actual bit that is most dangerous. The car should be held for a minimum of about 15 seconds before it's allowed to move away....
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:58 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Britain: Run by drunk women
Replies: 19
Views: 1813

Re: Britain: Run by drunk women

Tips on political abstinence from the country that gave us Yeltsin. Nice.
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:50 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: What do you need to win in modern Rugby ?
Replies: 51
Views: 2983

Re: What do you need to win in modern Rugby ?

naki wrote:
Pruim wrote:Just for balance, England we shite with a Kiwi head coach.
Were they?

Yes
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Hask - going up the aisle soon
Replies: 20
Views: 1966

Re: The Hask - going up the aisle soon

my friend tells me that's only really for strippers & porn, normal use (which he tells me, being married, is hardly ever !) its pants underneath. I am but a modest engineer. How does your friend's wife go for a shite? as if he will ever get to know this ! :(( We're left with a problem then. If the ...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:44 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?
Replies: 110
Views: 3964

Re: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?

You'll make far quicker gains if you just lose weight if time is important. No point faffing about with stride cadence and elbow engagement if you're still lugging 100kgs about for 6 miles. Yep already noticing that, 6kg to go to get to 95 and about 12-13% body fat. Anything less than that I'll sta...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:37 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Hask - going up the aisle soon
Replies: 20
Views: 1966

Re: The Hask - going up the aisle soon

I've travelled into the future and taken a picture of Chloe after 30 years of marriage and a couple of kids...

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by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:55 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?
Replies: 110
Views: 3964

Re: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?

You'll make far quicker gains if you just lose weight if time is important. No point faffing about with stride cadence and elbow engagement if you're still lugging 100kgs about for 6 miles. Yep already noticing that, 6kg to go to get to 95 and about 12-13% body fat. Anything less than that I'll sta...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:52 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Hask - going up the aisle soon
Replies: 20
Views: 1966

The Hask - going up the aisle soon

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by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:40 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?
Replies: 110
Views: 3964

Re: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?

globus wrote: I quickly discovered that zooming off the line in record speed quickly evaporated my ability to keep going.

I just can't get my head around this. Why does it happen? It's like an invisible hand is pulling you back?

Very strange.
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:31 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?
Replies: 110
Views: 3964

Re: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?

The absolute key component to running fast is stride length. Data indicates that there is an optimal run cadence of approx. 90 strides per minute. Biomechanically if you want to go faster you need to go further with every stride length. The problem with this is physiologically you need to maintain ...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:22 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: What do you need to win in modern Rugby ?
Replies: 51
Views: 2983

Re: What do you need to win in modern Rugby ?

Just for balance, England we shite with a Kiwi head coach.
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?
Replies: 110
Views: 3964

Re: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?

globus wrote: I found out that if I went off like a hare, I suffered badly later on.

Can you advise further, this is news to me.
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:16 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Columbia
Replies: 15
Views: 897

Re: Columbia

If you're that way inclined, Parque Tayrona and a 5 day round-trek to the ciudad perdida (near Santa Marta on the Carribean coast) is great. As the :twisted: condor flies, there is nowhere on the planet that gets you from sea to snow in less distance. Colombia is spectacular throughout but the peop...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:59 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?
Replies: 110
Views: 3964

Re: Anyone run a sub 40min 10k?

The absolute key component to running fast is stride length. Data indicates that there is an optimal run cadence of approx. 90 strides per minute. Biomechanically if you want to go faster you need to go further with every stride length. The problem with this is physiologically you need to maintain ...
by Pruim
Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:55 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: **OFFICIAL** English Rugby Thread
Replies: 87101
Views: 4369514

Re: **OFFICIAL** English Rugby Thread

Just wanted to echo the Willis love in here - he was unplayable during the first twenty when Wasps were on top, but still shone even when Sale began to get the upper hand. That's seriously impressive. It also struck me that Yarde looks like an international winger again and Ross is beginning to sho...
by Pruim
Sun Apr 08, 2018 11:47 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Jeremy Corbyn is untouchable now
Replies: 6434
Views: 312239

Re: Jeremy Corbyn is untouchable now

c69 wrote:Perhaps if we scrapped Trident we could spend more money and expand our armed forces and equip them properly.

Nuclear bomb proof umbrellas perhaps?