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AND-y wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 10:13 am Leinster robot psycopaths and white orc robot psycopaths is never going to make for to much entertainment. *monotone voice* "yes it is an honour to be part of this tradition, let me go show my band of brothers love by patting a team mate on the head when he fucks up".

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Looking forward to the Georgia team being released.

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Demilich wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 5:21 am I do enjoy giving advice to young chicken-runner offspring over here: "You're far too nice to be South African - tell people you're from Zimbabwe, so there's a chance they might like you."

Outstanding advice

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For the love of god, please remove Zimbabwe from the brackets. They're hosts ffs.

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Mr Bungle wrote: ↑Mon Jul 14, 2025 12:31 pm Nice to get a refs perspective on both. It’s likely WR will remind refs the so very obviously intentional offside from the kickoff should have been a penalty and that’s how it will be ruled from now on.

What makes you think that?

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sorCrer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 14, 2025 8:51 am Surely you just kick it out very deep on the full. You're then faced with an opposition lineout deep or an opposition scrum on halfway?

I assume Rassie wanted the scrum. Given that option, Italy probably would have gone for the lineout.

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I'm fairly certain Rassie would have cleared it with the ref first.

It backfired anyway, I really don't get all the frothing at the mouth.

Long may he continue new things.

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This is going to be a hammering.

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Semi final results:

Zim 29 - 23 Kenya
Namibia 21 - 7 Algeria
Morocco 24 - 12 Uganda
Senegal 28 - 3 Ivory Coast

No real surprises. Zim struggled a bit against Kenya, but Namibia weren't convincing against Algeria. Should be a good final, so much to play for.

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OupaStruisbaai wrote: ↑Thu Jul 10, 2025 11:12 am I think Quin Horn is also in the plans

I think he needs to play for a big boy team for a season then let's see.

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OupaStruisbaai wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 8:02 am Willie's 100th test and probably his last one.

I'm not sure about that.
The chances of Fassi and Willemse remaining injury-free all year are slim.

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grievous wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 1:26 am Some beasts running around in those games, huge forwards, if they could only get better competition and professionalism.

The Senegalese number 5 was an absolute monster.
Although it must be said, he walked around for most of the 2nd half.

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Another mixed bag of a team.
I expect a win but another frustrating one.

What is up with Kolisi's injury?

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Namibia run away with in the end against Sengal.

Algeria beat Ivory Coast.

Semi finals should be interesting.

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Zimbabwe 43 - 8 Morocco. Close in the first half during the rain, but Zim ran away with it in the second. Ian Prior is the standout player. With him at 10 we look good. Our loosies and back three looked great when the sun came out and the game opened up. I hope this match isn't an indication of the ...

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When was the last time we had Eben, Lood, RG and Sous in the same match squad? That's brutal

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The Rugby Africa Cup kicks off next week in Uganda. Winner goes to the RWC. Namibia are the usual winners, but they don't look as strong as they usually do and their head coach just walked out. Got completely humped by Italy last week. I have little hopes for Kenya. The KRU is in a complete mess and...

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I'm glad I'm not the only one amazed at the negativity on this thread. If it's not your thing, then just do something else with your time. Change channel. I mean they release the lineup months in advance, so why is everyone shocked? It looks like most of the people who were there had a good time, is...

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sorCrer wrote: ↑Mon Jun 30, 2025 1:47 pm I'll tell you who was utter shite. That shambles of a flyhalf playing for the Baabaa's. Deer in headlights stuff.

Yes, totally out of his depth. Probably hungover from a week on the piss.

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So it's the Boks' fault the Baabaas were utter shit?

You still need to catch the ball and make some tackles if you want to play the nostalgic running rugby the Baabaas haven't been able to replicate for 20 years.

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I'm not normally a big fan of funk, but Nile Rodgers & Chic were fantastic. Incredible musicianship, vocals from the two backup singers and what a frontman. That's the thing I love about BBC's coverage of Glastonbury. Every year I end up being exposed to music I wouldn't normally listen to. Some I c...

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The match is going to be a massive dud unfortunately. Field will be soggy, stadium will be empty (and not just because of the weather). Hopefully the last time they schedule a Bok match in Cape Town this time of the year. It's so stupid. Ja I hear people are a bit pissed with the price of tickets.

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I like the Bok team. A mix of new and experienced.
It will probably lead to a frustrating game to watch, but hopefully not and both teams throw the ball around.

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Magpie26 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 18, 2025 7:59 am Wow, I imagine coming 44th at the last Summer Olympics must have been a bit of a shock then.

Wait until Rassie takes over our breakdancing team.

43rd position will be ours!

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Three finals and three losses for the Bulls. For a team full of well-paid mercenaries, they should be doing much better.

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It maybe just me looking from afar but cricket looks to be dying in SA. I looked at the twitter trends earlier and there was very little comment from Saffers and mostly it was Inds. Cricket will never die in SA. We have the same schoolboy structure for cricket as rugby. Its our main summer and wint...

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Ali's Choice wrote: ↑Mon Jun 16, 2025 9:44 am I am sure it's just a coincidence that South Africans also have a culture that accepts, justifies and promotes the use of PED's by athletes from a young age.

Have you seen Marco Jansen? He looks like he needs a bloody good meal, nevermind some roids.

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Decent start from SA. Makes me nervous though, seeing all these 4s.

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Ja I think those tail-enders just took the game out of reach for SA. I think a lead of 200 would have made it a good fight, but I can't see them reaching that target on this pitch .

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jdogscoop wrote: ↑Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:41 pm
assfly wrote: ↑Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:37 pm I know nothing about airplanes or the crash itself, but I'm 100% certain it's because a tray table was down.
Close but no cigar.

Someone didn't have their mobile phone switched to flight mode. Despite being welcome to use Blu tooth.

And a slightly reclined seat.

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I know nothing about airplanes or the crash itself, but I'm 100% certain it's because a tray table was down.

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redderneck wrote: ↑Wed Jun 11, 2025 11:58 am Now, now lads. Let's see any of us try to be funny in Afrikaans. Or Xhosa.

You're struggling to be funny in your own language.

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Knock out rugby? Suppose Leinster/Glasgow dont play knock outs. Aimless dull kicking away of possession wont work against Leinster. It's 2025. The kicking game may be dull to you, but it is far from aimless. Having possession does not equate to winning. You should know that, we've won world cups be...

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Wow are we still talking about this?

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DOB wrote: ↑Tue Jun 03, 2025 2:40 pm For deliberately obstructing a player taking a kick at goal.

Crowley said he could still take the kick. It was the ref who stopped him.

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He'd already been an ass after the first kick. The pattern indicated a deliberate attempt to put Crowley off. IMO, whether retrospective yellow or a note on his disciplinary record he shouldn't get away with it completely. If it was just the play acting and wink after the second kick you'd let it p...

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CM11 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 03, 2025 1:47 pm Yes, it was just the wink that was the problem.

Go on...

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A yellow card for a wink

Peter O'Mahoney must be glad he's retiring if that's where we're headed .

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jambanja wrote: ↑Tue Jun 03, 2025 7:57 am https://www.tiktok.com/@samihallsays/v ... 8795966726

This woman’s accent is insane (purposefully so I’d imagine) but she does have a point

Ja that's quite funny. The accent is definitely put-on.

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