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windpomp wrote:This Cairns lad looks a bit dodgy. Looks like his former team mates does not really see him as a mate. Broken keewee cricket, if they can`t win on the field they pocket outside the field of play

Yeah - but remember he knew Gibbs and Cronje who probably taught him all they knew.

That's starting to look bloody hairy, isn't it?

Going to be hard for Lalit Modi to prove that Cairns took the 5th I feel. Cairns will have a better chance in London than he would have in India This from the Times of India LONDON: Former New Zealand cricketer Chris Cairns accused former IPL commissioner Lalit Modi of "falsehood" and causing him "p...

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This big John? Nah, this big

Oooohhh.

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It is comical how many people are throwing out the whole: "Oh God, she is chubby, 2/10, would not bang" - argument. She is gorgeous, and she is carrying "weight" that would not be even contemplated as weight in most women. The fashion industry has an opportunity to send a positive message here, ass...

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theaxe wrote:
Enzedder wrote:Kiwis are just not used to this sort of bowling and I expect this is just the start of a long painful tour.
FFS Old fella it's Canterbury shorn of any of their stars.

It is what I expect to happen every game to a certain extent though. I don't think these guys are even trying hard tonight.

These boys bowl like Botham - and get wickets just like he used to as well.

(Proof the "shit gets wickets")

Kiwis are just not used to this sort of bowling and I expect this is just the start of a long painful tour.

PB - I doubt the Blackcaps will try and do that again. That was very much a Fleming thing, I'd be very surprised if a team led by Taylor tried to mess with the Cricketboks. I reckon they will. Broken Black Craps. :(( You'll get some sledging for sure becuase the Saffers will definitely indulge in i...

otago wrote:
Proof that winners are grinners

This wit kant - after he has served his sentence and had to apply for his benefit File photo / NZ Herald Expand File photo / NZ Herald A Rotorua barrister found guilty of selling cannabis and possession for supply has lost his fight to keep his identity a secret. Justice Raynor Asher lifted name sup...

Feck off Biff.

It's easier just to say "never"

It improves the chances as no side that has lost a pool game has gone on to win that tournament

Who did the Saffers lose to in pool play and when?

Ted, I can see your point. You cannot or will not see mine. If he is a guilty thief, I don't mind a bit of cooperation between the two signatories of a treaty. However, I will agree that this is excessive and I believe that rule of law is now being ignored.

I still think Dotcom is a crook though. But this is like getting a speeding ticket and then being jailed for 50.1kph

The Male Youth of Auckland band together and come down to The Chlamydia Capital of The World every weekend (they share the cost of a motel) because they are guaranteed a shag (and an STD). Then the little shits who miss their ride home knick my car to get back. I am told that this place is the dirti...

It's not him Uncle, it's my bosses who go all stupid with that sort of stuff. I think it would have been the same under Helen. We are not allowed a political voice really, They say we are but none of us believe them.

There seems to be an element of guilty until they prove themselves innocent (which won't be allowed) somehow. I am not a fan of Dotcom at all but this is beyond the pale and the authorities have no support from me whatsoever. Not sure if I dare put something onto JK's Facebook page though, given tha...

Well, use a company that isn't involved in this sort of crap Ted. I always wondered why people would store their data in a company that thrives on theft of data. People wont necessarily be aware that a company does not follow all countries laws across the board, nor is entirely kosher in all it's d...

Warpath wrote:
Enzedder wrote:
macabyte wrote:
Does she play quarterback or linebacker?
She's a musician. Her specialty is the Nutcracker Suite.
this thread is fine and yet you delete mine Enz?

There is a difference between a fine bum and a naked fanny, don't you think.

macabyte wrote:
Does she play quarterback or linebacker?

She's a musician. Her specialty is the Nutcracker Suite.

Well, use a company that isn't involved in this sort of crap Ted. I always wondered why people would store their data in a company that thrives on theft of data. Name one? The supposed 'corporate' ones like Boxnet and Dropbox have copyrighted material shared on them. Don't have to - don't use them.

I notice the dog is laughing it's head off though Nic.

Well, use a company that isn't involved in this sort of crap Ted. I always wondered why people would store their data in a company that thrives on theft of data.

So did you agree with what the fat kraut was doing Slowy. I thought that you supported the arts to some extent and would not condone internet piracy.

I say good on them so I'll be in charge of this one if you want to fight about it.

musefreek wrote:
croyals wrote:Both Sards and Muse have been well out of line on this thread. Lets forget it happened and go back to mocking each other for the pictures we've posted!
i agree. let's keep it clean.

Thanks. That was the request.

Top effort Tah.

The guys behind you think so too by the look of them.

Nic, that was a Friday night (after a drinking session with Volty). On the Monday I had a seminar and opened it with a line from Cymro ...

"I hope you guys take what I am going to say better than last weeks people". A great ice breaker.

This is what happens if you upset Sards.

Has the childish name calling finished yet?

Mitty's Boat wrote:How do you upload one of your own photos on the new site?

Iposted mine from a Facebook photo MB. You can't upload, you have to link from another site.

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