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by Altazuma
Tue Aug 18, 2020 2:21 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You Fall In Love You Lose (NSFW)
Replies: 4863
Views: 1173967

Re: You Fall In Love You Lose (NSFW)

Thanks for the heads up Pat.

But in all honesty, IT admin must know I am a grubby old man by now. :blush:
by Altazuma
Tue Aug 18, 2020 2:07 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You Fall In Love You Lose (NSFW)
Replies: 4863
Views: 1173967

Re: You Fall In Love You Lose (NSFW)

7N31 - a repost of those gifs would be appreciated for those of us with overly efficient IT admins :((
by Altazuma
Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:40 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: SR NZ Team of the Season
Replies: 12
Views: 1746

Re: SR NZ Team of the Season

The team in stuff today is very different.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all ... for-choice

Probably a sign of good things that there are so many positions up for debate.
by Altazuma
Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:31 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Was the 2019 loss to ENG actually the worst AB RWC choke?
Replies: 41
Views: 4526

Re: Was the 2019 loss to ENG actually the worst AB RWC choke

The AB's had won 17 or so RWC games in a row.

They are allowed to have a bad day.
by Altazuma
Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:29 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Crusaders vs Hurricanes: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th July
Replies: 318
Views: 19012

Re: Crusaders vs Hurricanes: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th July

Seriously bad news about Laumape. But Umaga-Jensen has been a revelation. I know he had an age grade rep but I really hadn't seen what others were seeing. I can now. I thought the entire Canes backline looked as smooth as I have seen it at times. The timing of every one in the line for both of Goose...
by Altazuma
Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Just found the oddest new NZ website
Replies: 5
Views: 1105

Re: Just found the oddest new NZ website

Without context many of those statements are fine. :|
by Altazuma
Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:21 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Pretentious Names
Replies: 168
Views: 12965

Re: Pretentious Names

Kind of the opposite but my missus is Javanese and in the villages they traditionally only have one name.

Complete pain in the arse on any official form!

Do I write it in the surname or first name field?
by Altazuma
Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:07 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Pick your current All Black XXIII
Replies: 113
Views: 7020

Re: Pick your current All Black XXIII

Has any AB coach gotten off so easily after a WC disaster, the way Hansen has? The media in particular are terrified to criticise him. Even the general public were relatively forgiving. Hart, Mitchell and Henry were not so lucky. Several reasons. 1. The media are scared of Hansen because he threate...
by Altazuma
Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:03 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Crusaders vs Hurricanes: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th July
Replies: 318
Views: 19012

Re: Crusaders vs Hurricanes: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th July

This would be a really interesting handicap match if JGB and RM played for the other team for this one.
by Altazuma
Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:00 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Andy Haden has died
Replies: 33
Views: 2918

Re: Andy Haden - critically unwell

Or is this just a dive to draw a penalty? [end Welsh mode]

Sad news.
by Altazuma
Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:11 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Crusaders vs Hurricanes: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th July
Replies: 318
Views: 19012

Re: Crusaders vs Hurricanes: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th July

The odds look about right.

The Canes look ok but as long as Goodhue wears the GOATs invisibility cloak and remains offside all day, the Canes backs wont function.
by Altazuma
Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:02 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Chiefs vs Highlanders: MATCH THREAD: Sunday 19th July
Replies: 124
Views: 7073

Re: Chiefs vs Highlanders: MATCH THREAD: Sunday 19th July

kiwigreg369 wrote:Growing up in the Tron prepares you for disappointment and ages you early.
Enz is only 37.
Having spent a lifetime as a Wellington and Canes supporter, I'm not sure we are ready to hand the title as hardest lived fans to any other franchise.
by Altazuma
Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:00 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Hurricanes v Blues: MATCH THREAD Sat, 18 July
Replies: 139
Views: 7790

Re: Hurricanes v Blues: MATCH THREAD Sat, 18 July

Blakewell's issue is he's too short to be a top quality lock, too slow to be a top quality loose forward. He gives his all in every game, but he's a 'nearly' man. Pretty much, if he was 10cm taller he's be an All Black lock. But he isn't so he never will be. Yep. The Canes lineout can almost get aw...
by Altazuma
Mon Jul 20, 2020 2:43 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Your (non-rugby) sports fantasy. Tell us your secret vanity.
Replies: 32
Views: 2590

Re: Your (non-rugby) sports fantasy. Tell us your secret van

Am I starting an argument by even suggesting professional poker is a sport? A lifestyle of being hosted by various casinos around the world to come over and play in their tournaments is appealing to me. But it is more about the lifestyle than the sport itself. Like others, if it is purely about the ...
by Altazuma
Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:18 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Stuart Barnes: Drop Otere Black and play Barrett at no.10
Replies: 69
Views: 4871

Re: Stuart Barnes: Drop Otere Black and play Barrett at no.1

1. He's come off a huge break. 2. He is at a new team without the familiar combinations of the Hurricanes and ABs 3. As a starting fullback he is rather inexperienced. 4. Last year he overplayed his involvement at the back. This year he is underplaying it and learning to find that balance. 5. If Pe...
by Altazuma
Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:28 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Mods - Enz/Jake etc
Replies: 33
Views: 3677

Re: Mods - Enz/Jake etc

Bantz would be to post a password so we can all keep the account alive.
by Altazuma
Wed Jul 15, 2020 1:44 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Stuart Barnes: Drop Otere Black and play Barrett at no.10
Replies: 69
Views: 4871

Re: Stuart Barnes: Drop Otere Black and play Barrett at no.1

This is just the usual Blues beat up of anyone with a rep joining their franchise. If you listened to critics and Blues fans then Nonu was washed up in 2014. That he was an absolute star in RWC 2015 showed how wrong they were. BB is fine at 10 or 15. Give him some games to settle and understand the ...
by Altazuma
Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:23 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sports with > 2 teams playing each other at the same time
Replies: 24
Views: 2346

Re: Sports with > 2 teams playing each other at the same tim

I think some of the racing teams sports add elements beyond passive competition.

Specifically cycling where teams are quite strategic in trying to avoid a breakaway by an entire team etc.

But I do agree, the opportunity to apply game theory with multiple teams would make it interesting.
by Altazuma
Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:01 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: 46% of NZ pro players don't rate Ian Foster as AB coach
Replies: 20
Views: 1493

Re: 46% of NZ pro players don't rate Ian Foster as AB coach

Tough to draw any conclusions on that poll when we have no point of comparison. Is any head AB coach any higher than that? I doubt Ted's number would have been great post 2011 . That's quite interesting as he had retired by then and had just led NZ to world cup glory the year before. You mean post-...
by Altazuma
Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:52 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: 46% of NZ pro players don't rate Ian Foster as AB coach
Replies: 20
Views: 1493

Re: 46% of NZ pro players don't rate Ian Foster as AB coach

Tough to draw any conclusions on that poll when we have no point of comparison.

Is any head AB coach any higher than that?

I doubt Ted's number would have been great post 2011.
by Altazuma
Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:25 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Entertaining Pics Thread (definitely with NSFW content)
Replies: 55695
Views: 9431562

Re: The Entertaining Pics Thread (definitely with NSFW conte

I hope if this forum dies, someone rescues this thread.
by Altazuma
Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:22 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Goal line drop outs have no place in Rugby
Replies: 55
Views: 4278

Re: Goal line drop outs have no place in Rugby

Why would you be a fan of goal line drop outs in Rugby.... Go on answer that one. Well to the extent that it replaces a 22m dropout, I would answer that with another question. Why should a defending team be given a 22m walk up the field to restart? When else in rugby does this occur? I may not agre...
by Altazuma
Fri Jul 03, 2020 3:03 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Ho Chi Minh City - best place to live
Replies: 25
Views: 2807

Re: Ho Chi Minh City - best place to live

I would suggest districts 2 or 7.

Assuming you want to keep out of the bar areas at least.

7 might be a little too quiet.

P.S. AC - medical facilities in HCM are fine. There are Western clinics and hospitals.
by Altazuma
Wed Jun 17, 2020 7:52 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland must fall
Replies: 39
Views: 3646

Re: Queensland must fall

If only New Zealand had waited until now to have a referendum on the flag.
by Altazuma
Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:55 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: ex-POTUS DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 126890
Views: 9035909

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

Biden could just stay quiet, it's hardly just Trump working for him at the moment. The Lincoln Project have run some strong ads, though I don't know who the treason ad was aimed at, and Republican Voters against Trump have put together a nice ad they're hoping to run in South Carolina - https://www...
by Altazuma
Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:03 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: SRA: Highlanders v Chiefs – Sat 13 June, 7.05pm - Match Fred
Replies: 200
Views: 20863

Re: SRA: Highlanders v Chiefs – Sat 13 June, 7.05pm - Match

Hi Everyone a bit late to this party but couldn't think of any place i'd rather my first post here really enjoyed the game, i'm sure party of that was just because it was good to have some sport back but enjoyed it none the less I wasn't even too worried with the penalties, my only annoyance was wi...
by Altazuma
Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: SRA: Blues v Hurricanes - Sun 14 Jun - 3.35pm - Match Thread
Replies: 191
Views: 21707

Re: SRA: Blues v Hurricanes - Sun 14 Jun - 3.35pm - Match Th

Taken me a day to stop breaking furniture in the house and comment on the game. Actually was a great game if I wasn't so emotionally invested in a Hurricanes victory. 2 Observations. First, when will the Canes learn that we can't give up so much height right across the lineout and effectively compe...
by Altazuma
Mon Jun 15, 2020 2:59 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: SRA: Blues v Hurricanes - Sun 14 Jun - 3.35pm - Match Thread
Replies: 191
Views: 21707

Re: SRA: Blues v Hurricanes - Sun 14 Jun - 3.35pm - Match Th

Oh and to reinforce my first observation...

With the high number of penalties, lineouts are much more important than scrums at the moment.
by Altazuma
Mon Jun 15, 2020 2:51 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: SRA: Blues v Hurricanes - Sun 14 Jun - 3.35pm - Match Thread
Replies: 191
Views: 21707

Re: SRA: Blues v Hurricanes - Sun 14 Jun - 3.35pm - Match Th

Taken me a day to stop breaking furniture in the house and comment on the game. Actually was a great game if I wasn't so emotionally invested in a Hurricanes victory. 2 Observations. First, when will the Canes learn that we can't give up so much height right across the lineout and effectively compet...
by Altazuma
Sun Jun 07, 2020 3:14 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: ex-POTUS DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 126890
Views: 9035909

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

Trump has a way of making his devotees stupider. The only way they can justify the stupidity they support is by doubling down and being EVEN STUPIDER in return. Some of them are human scum, no doubt, but others started as genuine supporters hoping for a positive change. But because they tied their ...
by Altazuma
Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:38 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: ex-POTUS DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 126890
Views: 9035909

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

[ Not sure there will be much difficulty. Asphyxiation doesn't mean someone is prevented from breathing. It basically causes difficulty in breathing. There is compelling video evidence that that is what happened (all of them should be arrested and charged). If your heart is not oxygenated properly ...
by Altazuma
Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:17 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: ex-POTUS DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 126890
Views: 9035909

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

George Floyd's family hire their own pathologist after official autopsy finds he died of 'police restraint combined with heart disease and potential intoxicants in his system' and not asphyxiation or strangulation by officer https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8371557/George-Floyds-autopsy-cla...
by Altazuma
Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:11 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: ex-POTUS DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 126890
Views: 9035909

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

Imagine if the cop got found not guilty :lol: It's already decided that he is guilty for that reason - the country wouldn't handle the protests. I bet Trump is loving every moment of this, it gives him a chance to regain the lost ground over the CV. Has he done anything even remotely effective in r...
by Altazuma
Mon Jun 01, 2020 3:26 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: ex-POTUS DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 126890
Views: 9035909

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

Imagine if the cop got found not guilty :lol: It's already decided that he is guilty for that reason - the country wouldn't handle the protests. I bet Trump is loving every moment of this, it gives him a chance to regain the lost ground over the CV. Has he done anything even remotely effective in r...
by Altazuma
Mon Jun 01, 2020 3:12 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: NZ Politics Thread
Replies: 52609
Views: 3504789

Re: NZ Politics Thread - NEW ZEALAND ALERT LEVEL TWO THREAD

This been done? Looks like we've finally learnt our lesson about being led up the garden path by the US. As though the IMPOTUS gives a fudge about Hong Kong and is not seizing the opportunity to use it to slap China, an agenda driving many of his actions. One can imagine the levers used on the othe...
by Altazuma
Mon May 11, 2020 6:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: 'Super Rugby' to restart in NZ on June 13th
Replies: 142
Views: 17876

Re: 'Super Rugby' to restart in NZ on June 13th

Bit surprised they are having a truncated Super Rugby season.

I would have thought a longer Mitre 10 Cup with all the best players in it would have been great. Very old school.

But then I guess the Super franchises needed to get some revenue as well.
by Altazuma
Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:15 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 61014
Views: 3363746

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

I can only imagine how bad things are going to get when the virus takes off in countries like India and Indonesia, etc. Yeah but they barely care. Like China, they won't even test 95% of the population even if they're dying in bed. Life is cheap in those types of countries. I can assure you that th...
by Altazuma
Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:11 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: NZ Politics Thread
Replies: 52609
Views: 3504789

Re: NZ Politics Thread

The virus is droplet borne not airborne. What does this mean? Is the virus so small that it essentially goes through the masks? No it just means you're not likely to breathe it in. Think of an infected person sneezing or coughing into their own hands. The virus will be in the sneezing /coughing dro...
by Altazuma
Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:30 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: NZ Politics Thread
Replies: 52609
Views: 3504789

Re: NZ Politics Thread

Enzedder wrote:It's already in those places
Absolutely. I am willing to bet it is already piling up a body count that has barely been recognised.
by Altazuma
Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:27 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Should science believers get priority Coronavirus treatment?
Replies: 51
Views: 6209

Re: Should science believers get priority Coronavirus treatm

Surely the reverse is true.

This virus is God's judgement on a society that has increasingly pushed him aside.

If we treat the religious and return to a world with greater respect for the word of god, he will send us a cure.

No, I don't really believe anything I just wrote