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flashman

Believing in God is very difficult.
Believing in the Devil ,very easy, just watch the News every day!

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Off to see Joe Tex now that Joey ( The Lips) Fagan is bavk in the band.

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Had " The Great Escape" on yesterday.
However, Despite all the Encouragement from those watching, Yet again ,Steve McQueen crashes into the second fence!
Bah, Cooler!

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My Two girls stopped believing in Father Christmas after the age of five.
However, Well into their twenties, they still have an unquestioning belief in The Washing Up Fairy!

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Underrated? The Cult - pigeon holed as a bit goth, but Sonic Temple, the album after the one people know, is just a fantastic rock album. Have a listen to Sweet Soul Sister. The Paybacks - Detroit startups, overshadowed by the White Stripes, but were on a higher trajectory until the naughty old dru...

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Three hours of my life I won't get back.
Wooden acting,( With the exception of Denzel Washington),incomprehensible script,mindless Special Effects.
Made Game of Thrones look like Shakespeare!
Looks like they stuck his name on and subbed it out to someone who came bottom of their class in Film School.

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Lads, This is not about whether one Code is better than the Other, NRl TV rights, Vichy Blah!Blah!Blah! It is some good hearted ex players having a runout to honour those who have died from or are suffering from this horrible disease and raise money for research. Perhaps as members of the Bored we c...

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I think that anyone involved wants to raise money for a Good Cause and honour some outstanding Human beings.
Hope it raises a shed load of money on top of any ticket sales
They need to organise a link so that you can donate if you cannot attend.
Well done to the Players.

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I am sure that if given the Opportunity, The Men's Rugby Team would be up for this like a shot.
Might have a bit of trouble getting something to fit the Front Rows.
Then all down to the Bar for a Boat Race!

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Did anyone ever read the strip in Viz where his Mum tries to take him to the Dentist?
That is true fame!

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Sixty Four, but still have the body of a Sixty Three year old!

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Fifteen Pumas to start against Fifteen Donkeys, I despair!!

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The Undertaker will need a few of his lads sitting on the Coffin lid while he screws it down!

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Think it more comes from the right wing press attack on them following Hillsborough disaster. I'm a United fan though. Their fans famously held a banner for years following the treatment of Beckham by English fans in 1998 Man United > England there was a subtle sense of irony in my post. Yes i get ...

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No Athiests in a Foxhole

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I would be happy to give HRH some free tuition, so that next time
he can give the Ginger Twat a proper hiding!

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I tried to stay up for Andy Stewart and The White Heather Club,but fell asleep!

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I kept rolling over in my sleep and falling out of bed.
However ,I started taking a Viagra every night,and this seems to have solved the problem!

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Undoubtedly , an Inbred Hillbilly, who was mad as a Cut Snake. However, an Undoubted Genius ,who could grab any song and make it his own. My favourites are some of the stuff he would do on the Johnny Cash Road show ,in the 1970,s. Cash would have Jerry Lee, Carl Perkins,sometimes Roy Orbison, do the...

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Well on the plus side,While driving through London, The fit Birds have taken the opportunity to put on one of the finest displays of Norkage that I can recall.Truly hazardous Driving conditions!

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Just thought that I would punt this idea up in the air. In the event of a Russian defeat in the Ukraine,with its troops being driven back over the borders in disarray, this would seriously weaken the regime. What if Russias neighbours decide that this is an opportune moment. Georgia decides to take ...

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Zinc very rare in this country for some reason, more France and Germany. Lead is king for flat roofs and Dormers and attracts all the obsessive compulsive types. I see them on Roofers forums slagging each other off for not having all welds identical and having a finished surface that isn't mirror fi...

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I had to pop out last night once the wind calmed down,to check on two scaffolds that I had up on jobs.Fun climbing up with the odd stray gust, but thankfully all OK! Getting loads of messages and calls, but double edged sword. I am already busy,and you cannot get materials. I went to price a job up ...

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In my line , Construction ,in London,wages are already going through the roof. I see adverts for Brickys and Hod Carriers,£250.00/£150.00 a day. Plumbers and Sparkies, £300.00 + a day. I am just pricing a big Roofing job and have put in £800.00 per day for 2 Roof Tilers and 2 Labourers. That is befo...

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A Mate of mine caught the Indian variant of Covid.
He was in Korma for a week!!

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We refloat the Victory.
Send the Press Gang out on the Streets of Portsmouth.
Sail to Jersey and give them a few Broadsides of Grapeshot.
Drummer! Beat " To Quarters!"
Huzzah!

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Invite the pair of them back to London, then throw them in the Tower.Have them beheaded on live TV while the rest of the Royal Family have a 28 course banquet at Hampton Court Palace ,accompanied by Lute players singing specially composed Madrigals for the occasion. Now that would get decent viewing...

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I would not fancy eating my Sarnies after a Dutchman has put his hands all over them, especially if he has been sticking his fingers in Dykes!

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Just heard on the Radio this morning that all the Hospital Mortuarys in Surrey are full and they are now using a Refrigerated tent to store bodies.

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There is no way it would happen,But I would love to see Slade play with Noddy Holder. I saw them at The Music Machine in Camden in 1980 and I have to say that they were one of the best live Rock and Roll Bands that I have ever seen. There would be very few Bands out there who would be prepared to go...

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Seven Pints.
Stationary Cupboard.
Office Christmas Party!

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I need a Barn putting up today,any chance you could pop by in your Horse and Buggy to give a hand,
Many thanks.

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When all else fails
Use 6 inch nails!

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Reminds me of the punchline to my favourite
Red Indian joke.
" Enough of your foolish questions,Two Dogs Fcuking!"

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There is a long history of Reggae artists doing covers of Country Music hits, many of which, I think are better than the original versions. Here are some of my favourites, Enjoy! Busy Signal. The Gambler ( Kenny Rogers) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igZgDrBT5lE Toots and The Maytals. Country Roads...

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Here is another ensemble piece from his Road show,
" Children go where I send thee" https://youtu.be/aQMT80D9nzU
He liked to include a lot of Call and Response Gospel numbers to get the crowd going.
Have a listen, there are some great In Car Karaoke numbers there,.

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Les Dawson with Roy Barraclough as Cissy and Ada, are still one of the funniest things I have ever seen. About 20 years ago , I had done a job in Brixton for this Black Bloke and had arranged to pop by that evening to pick up some money. I stopped for a cup of tea and a chat, and he switched the tel...

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Duet with Ray Charles, " Why Me, Lord" https://youtu.be/HWnPXfgNEC0

Here with Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, Roy Orbison, " This Train is Bound For Glory"
https://youtu.be/KKsDQaTkkxo

All these boys could sing Gospel as naturally as breathing as well as the Devils music!!

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Morellis in Broadstairs in Kent, top marks from
My teenage daughters!

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So all us Builder types are back to work post Covid, and all of a sudden, there is a Plaster shortage. Bog Rolls, Pasta, that is history, a 25 kg bag of Bonding or Multifinish that is normally about a Fiver a bag is £30 to £ 40 if you can get it! People selling half bags on Ebay. Certainly can't aff...

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