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flashman

So you are Jogging along, still consider yourself reasonably fit for your age, Bit of a Belt overhang perhaps. Ah well, Need a Big Hammer to Drive a Big nail , You're still a fine figure of a man. Then you catch a Glimpse of yourself in the mirror , one day and your jeans are heading south. You find...

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Did anyone ever read the strip in Viz where his Mum tries to take him to the Dentist?
That is true fame!

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Best Rock act would have to be Slade at the Music Machine in Camden in 1981,audience going absolutely mental.Noddy Holder ,one of Rocks greatest Front Men. Vile beyond all recognition Human Being though he is,you would have to have Gary Glitter. Saw him at Gold Diggers in Chippenham probably around ...

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Sixty Four, but still have the body of a Sixty Three year old!

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Fifteen Pumas to start against Fifteen Donkeys, I despair!!

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Andrew Harriman. Left Campese in the dust!

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The Undertaker will need a few of his lads sitting on the Coffin lid while he screws it down!

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Think it more comes from the right wing press attack on them following Hillsborough disaster. I'm a United fan though. Their fans famously held a banner for years following the treatment of Beckham by English fans in 1998 Man United > England there was a subtle sense of irony in my post. Yes i get ...

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No Athiests in a Foxhole

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As long as my dinner is on the table when I get nack from the Pit, I dont care!

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Busy Signal, Great Reggae cover of "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers.
Slade, " Get Down annd Get with it" ,originally by Little Richard.

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I have had my Driving Licence for over 30 years and had the odd Speeding fine. However in the last 4 months, I have picked up Three , All in 20 mph zones in London. 23,24 and 27 Miles an hour , Not Exactly Fast and Furious! I did buy a detector , but it is not sensitive enough. I am thinking of gett...

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I would be happy to give HRH some free tuition, so that next time
he can give the Ginger Twat a proper hiding!

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I tried to stay up for Andy Stewart and The White Heather Club,but fell asleep!

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Marler? Saw him score a Classic Jinking Try and Conversion against The Baa baas the other month.
Mans got some wheels!

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Terry Waites Allotment!

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I kept rolling over in my sleep and falling out of bed.
However ,I started taking a Viagra every night,and this seems to have solved the problem!

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Undoubtedly , an Inbred Hillbilly, who was mad as a Cut Snake. However, an Undoubted Genius ,who could grab any song and make it his own. My favourites are some of the stuff he would do on the Johnny Cash Road show ,in the 1970,s. Cash would have Jerry Lee, Carl Perkins,sometimes Roy Orbison, do the...

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I went to look at a Roofing job in Brixton on Friday,Big end of terrace with a track down the side. An old Black Mk2 Jag parked outside.( The Inspector Morse type0 Old Jamaican guy takes me through the house to his back yard ,most of which was taken up by a shed. He had three Mk 2 Jags in various st...

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Well on the plus side,While driving through London, The fit Birds have taken the opportunity to put on one of the finest displays of Norkage that I can recall.Truly hazardous Driving conditions!

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Just to say, that I can Highly recommend the new Baz Lurhman film with Austin Butler and Tom Hanks. Tremendous fun ,all the way through. One of the first records that I ever bought was the Elvis Sun Recordings,bit of an oddity as everyone else was into Zep and Genesis, so a True Believer! Only reser...

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Had to go back and read again the reviews on Amazon for Veet Hair Removal Cream.
The one from the bloke whos " Danglies looked like an Elderly Rastafarian" still makes me spit my beer out!

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Fair play to Harlequins yesterday, cracking Match in the sunshine with best part of 50,000 there . Afterwards you had a live band on a Stage outside the ground ,with Big Screens either side Displaying the Lyrics ,Playing Karaoke classics. Massive crowd of Drunks bawling their hearts out! Cheesy but ...

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Get your clothes on son,You're nicked!

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Just thought that I would punt this idea up in the air. In the event of a Russian defeat in the Ukraine,with its troops being driven back over the borders in disarray, this would seriously weaken the regime. What if Russias neighbours decide that this is an opportune moment. Georgia decides to take ...

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Zinc very rare in this country for some reason, more France and Germany. Lead is king for flat roofs and Dormers and attracts all the obsessive compulsive types. I see them on Roofers forums slagging each other off for not having all welds identical and having a finished surface that isn't mirror fi...

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I had to pop out last night once the wind calmed down,to check on two scaffolds that I had up on jobs.Fun climbing up with the odd stray gust, but thankfully all OK! Getting loads of messages and calls, but double edged sword. I am already busy,and you cannot get materials. I went to price a job up ...

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What we need is a proper Old fashioned copper.
A 50 something, Northern Bloke,in a shabby suit with a Camel hair Overcoat and Snakeskin Cowboy boots.
Someone who is used to grabbing his shooter, jumping in his Red Audi Quattro and sorting out Villains.
Someone who would command respect!!

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Was in a great film with Steve Martin,"Leap of Faith".
Steve Martin was a Dodgy Hot Gospeller and Meatloaf was the keyboard player in the Band!
Well worth a look!

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I tell him to cut what he can and give the rest a polish!

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You may look at yourself approvingly in the mirror, as you suck your belly in.
You may tilt your head all ways, ruffle your hair and admire your manly profile.
But you ain't fooling your Barber!
He can see all!
He knows you are a Old Git,and that it is all down hill from here!

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Mr. Very Popular wrote: ↑Fri Nov 05, 2021 9:41 pm Can't believe Cips is nearly 34, I remember watching him at U20's and thinking he was going to set the game alight.
Instead he only got to bone Kelly Brooke, poor fella

So would you rather play Rugby for England or Motorboat Kelly Brook when she was fit?

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The Drummer in Elvis Presleys band,later with Neil Diamond and Gerry Garcia at the age of 84.
Top Stixman , here he is driving Elvis in "Burning Love".

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Well that has to be one of the best and most entertaining games of Rugby that I have ever seen in my life! It was fast and furious and just when you thought you had seen the highlight of the game there was another. I thought Dombrandt scoring a length of the field interception try was completely nut...

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Well I am dissatisfied with their leadership and moderate views.
I am founding a new campaign group,
The Peoples Popular Front for The Insulation of Britain.
Are you with me,Comrades?

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Not exactly the type of image I was getting when I typed in "Girl with Big Jugs"!

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Actual Quart sized Plastic glasses with a handle is what you get.
An English Gentleman's glass!

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Went there yesterday to see Harlequins play Wuss. They were selling Beer in Two Pint Glasses! They have obviously studied their target market thoroughly and come up with what I now see as a blindingly obvious solution. There is a contrast to be sure between the ripped physiques on the pitch and some...

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In my line , Construction ,in London,wages are already going through the roof. I see adverts for Brickys and Hod Carriers,£250.00/£150.00 a day. Plumbers and Sparkies, £300.00 + a day. I am just pricing a big Roofing job and have put in £800.00 per day for 2 Roof Tilers and 2 Labourers. That is befo...

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A Mate of mine caught the Indian variant of Covid.
He was in Korma for a week!!

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