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Speed Racer

See now I'm interested in knowing why you hold the idea of maternity in such high regard? To me it's a biological function that one has the option to undergo or not. A choice in a way that being elderly or disabled is not? Which is why I don't care if a fat pregnant woman has to stand. That's her c...

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Because I don't. Possibly it has something to do with neither the missus or I wanting children (well she did as she neared the point of now or never however I never changed my mind). Don't get me wrong, I love kids and I spoil my nieces and nephews rotten but I prefer them when they're someone else...

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They're only cûnts to cûnts On the contrary I find cnuts tend to love them quite alot. That said there is a cat in our household, cared for by the missus. My only contribution to it is it's PTSD. Is there anything you love besides yourself? Nerf guns. Especially the ones with the red light “laser s...

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Because I don't. Possibly it has something to do with neither the missus or I wanting children (well she did as she neared the point of now or never however I never changed my mind). Don't get me wrong, I love kids and I spoil my nieces and nephews rotten but I prefer them when they're someone else...

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Calculus wrote:They're only cûnts to cûnts

On the contrary I find cnuts tend to love them quite alot.

That said there is a cat in our household, cared for by the missus. My only contribution to it is it's PTSD.

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I can't wait till Mo'unga is named starting first-five next match and cements his place as the pre-eminent starter in that position from therein.

Love,
Bitter Hurricanes Supporter.

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Cats.

They're cnuts.

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Because I don't. Possibly it has something to do with neither the missus or I wanting children (well she did as she neared the point of now or never however I never changed my mind). Don't get me wrong, I love kids and I spoil my nieces and nephews rotten but I prefer them when they're someone else...

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the card and envelope for gift cash going around today is for a Temp who has left here twice before... I hope you mentioned that what you gave last time also covered every subsequent departure. I don't get leaving cards and drinks for contractors/temps, particularly as I've been contracting for 23 ...

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Well that's safe money for the ARU.

They could've offered a mill each. Or even a quadrillion.

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People who try to bully people on pavements. Like the cùnt who knocked my terminally ill dad over on Saturday when we went for a 500m walk. Sometimes there's a reason that people aren't following your unwritten rules. You should wind your fúcking neck in or you'll end up as he did some day. Obvious...

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the card and envelope for gift cash going around today is for a Temp who has left here twice before... I hope you mentioned that what you gave last time also covered every subsequent departure. I don't get leaving cards and drinks for contractors/temps, particularly as I've been contracting for 23 ...

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Always prefixed with "now listen, " or "look, " Antipodean rugby folk seem particularly prone to indulging in the latter when interviewed. It means you have annoyed them Real Mates are called C u nts and C u nts are called Mate :yawn: My best mate I call Fuckface. When we're having a rare disagreem...

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troglodiet wrote: * Bill Cosby (he won't survive prison at his age)

You may wish to reconsider. https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/peo ... 490124001/

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Office whip rounds for some shite leaving gift for some person on another floor you barely know exists. These are always orchestrated by the large admin lady who has worked for the firm for years who is always sat next to a box of doughnuts/flapjacks/biscuits and has an overly personalised desk. We...

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I hate office cards and cakes, but you should always try to go to a few team social events , anyone whinging its being ‘forced’ is probably just antisocial You don’t have to go to every one, as I live two hours away I just try to make the effort every other time Yeah/nah. I avoid any in-office soci...

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People who try to bully people on pavements. Like the cùnt who knocked my terminally ill dad over on Saturday when we went for a 500m walk. Sometimes there's a reason that people aren't following your unwritten rules. You should wind your fúcking neck in or you'll end up as he did some day. Obvious...

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I was a big fan of Clegg (and Savuka) back in the late 80's. I still have Scatterlings, Third World Child and Shadowman in my CD shelves and probably listen to at least one of those tracks on random every few weeks.

Sad to hear.

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50k sitting in that, surely an exaggeration? seen bigger stadiums in NZ with a 40k cap.. also this will be NZ's official game to cap and drop sevu :(( :(( they do this every RWC year... Someone may have already pointed this out, but I'm pretty sure it's bench seating, which increases the capacity s...

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Jay Cee Gee wrote:Today I learned Apollo Perelini is named that cause he was born this date in 1969, which is the day Apollo 11 launched.

Same with Apollo from Battlestar Galactica.

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People who try to bully people on pavements. Like the cùnt who knocked my terminally ill dad over on Saturday when we went for a 500m walk. Sometimes there's a reason that people aren't following your unwritten rules. You should wind your fúcking neck in or you'll end up as he did some day. Obvious...

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People who try to bully people on pavements. Like the cùnt who knocked my terminally ill dad over on Saturday when we went for a 500m walk. Sometimes there's a reason that people aren't following your unwritten rules. You should wind your fúcking neck in or you'll end up as he did some day. Obvious...

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People who don't follow footpath walking rules that mirror the driving rules of the country they're in. In Australia it's Left. In the US it's Right. I'm also a big fella. I don't have to move out of your f**king way if you're walking toward me on the wrong side so you WILL end up with either a pain...

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Really bummed I'm going to miss Apollo 11 in cinemas. It's exceptional. But if you have a good home cinema with decent audio it is still a mesmerising experience. One of the best films I've seen. I think it will be banned in the future. It's too subversive. Watched it over the weekend. Never have I...

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https://twitter.com/Russo_Brothers/status/1149741728359800838 The Russo brothers just tweeted Troy & Abed's rap randomly. "...and a movie"? Community is hands down my favourite TV show. If this means nothing then I'll be very upset. :lol: Rewatching Malcolm in the Middle. Fantastic show too. Watche...

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We were in some of the same showings it looks like. I saw 'American Women' as well, probably the best thing I saw at SFF. Definitely recommend it. Worst film I saw by a country mile was 'The Mountain' featuring Jeff Goldblum, I challenge anyone to tell me what that film is about. Utterly bizzare. W...

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Sydney bus drivers.

Specifically the 507 between the CBD and Meadowbank station and the wit kant who dropped me 2kms from my car because he didn't follow "special event route 2" after the Origin match last Weds.

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Stoked for the boys and particularly Guppy. From being Kiwi's favourite object of ridicule to being feted. He has had a tough tournament undoubtedly but the look on his face after losing his wicket is symbolic of how much he demands of himself. No one will feel as disappointed about his batting for...

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Watching Indian analysis clips on youtube to see the other side. The level of idol worship for Dhoni is insane :lol: It makes Cantabrians talking about about Richie McCaw seem critical in comparison . I would like the names of all Kiwi's who don't idolise King Richie delivered to me written on the ...

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I don't know who the Indian commentator is, but he must be bum fuc king Dhoni because he's all up in the guy's shit. "He's the best" "He knows when to up the ante" "He's in complete control" "The most experience batsmen for these situations... That's twice now I've seen Dhoni come in and do sweet f...

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Most of the people in that article are kiwis? Perhaps Paul doesn't quite grasp the fact that NZ doesnt have a White New Zealand policy. Still in Sydney, Paul. He ain't one of us, mate. Never wuz and never could be. Pauly is all yours! He writes for the SMH doesn't he? To be honest, never heard of t...

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Cully is a tool. He freelances across several NZ and Oz papers and tailors his stories to suit his audience. The majority of his journalistic career was spent in Oz, spending time as Sports Editor of the Sun Herald. However on the tool scale I'm still not sure he's as high up the pole as Reason & Ra...

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Gross.

Coffee man. At least 3 a day.

OK, not completely gross, I do have a liking for Chinese green tea but that's generally only during a Yum Cha brunch.

The missus got me to try Chai the other day.

Milky insipid shit.

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kiwidutchie wrote:
Speed Racer wrote:The shit I had last Thursday qualified as sympathy labour as far as I'm concerned.

Bastard fought the whole time. At the end I felt a need to be held.
But were you a man or a woman at the time?

In that moment I preferred the pronoun s/he.

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The shit I had last Thursday qualified as sympathy labour as far as I'm concerned.

Bastard fought the whole time. At the end I felt a need to be held.

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Watched the first ep of The Loudest Voice in the Room over the weekend. Highly enjoyable. Russell Crowe may well win a Best Actor Emmy. It's no surprise that the creation and rise of Fox News ultilised the talents of the significant number of Australian Newscorp execs that surround(ed) Murdoch (at ...

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Watched the first ep of The Loudest Voice in the Room over the weekend. Highly enjoyable. Russell Crowe may well win a Best Actor Emmy. It's no surprise that the creation and rise of Fox News ultilised the talents of the significant number of Australian Newscorp execs that surround(ed) Murdoch (at t...

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Sometimes I yell out racist things in my car when an Asian driver does something stupid. +1 The newbies who have shifted into my suburb, which has gone very high density in recent years, all seem to be thick as pig-shit when behind the wheel or on the road (which does not necessarily mean in a car)...

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Jeff the Bear wrote:
Speed Racer wrote:Looks both batshit and atrocious. A new contender for most jingoistic pile of shit since Pearl Harbor.

https://youtu.be/dd8OsSdXEGc
You clearly haven't seen Battleship!

Battleship is bad however it knows it's schlock fiction.

I don't know what to call the likes of this thing. Schlock faction?

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Looks both batshit and atrocious. A new contender for most jingoistic pile of shit since Pearl Harbor.

https://youtu.be/dd8OsSdXEGc

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