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merry! wrote:has he logged in since?

Thought he'd had his account and posts removed, leaving the culture wars thread rudderless

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Not really related but it made me think of it for some reason and it certainly doesnt deserve its own thread I used to bang on and on about how they should play Guscott at FB and maintained he'd be the best in the world if he transitioned I still maintain it was a good idea and am convinced that if...

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Not really related but it made me think of it for some reason and it certainly doesnt deserve its own thread I used to bang on and on about how they should play Guscott at FB and maintained he'd be the best in the world if he transitioned I still maintain it was a good idea and am convinced that if ...

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Stuart Barnes
Ryan Lamb
Shane Geraghty
Danny Cipriani

I have a type

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He also had the Steve Borthwick body position when carrying the ball into contact

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Howard off of Tomorrows World played alongside Wade Dooley at Preston I seem to remember

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Uk lot. If you actually give a shit about smaller breweries, you should boycott the following larger ones who have actively campaigned to move the tax burden from themselves to the smaller breweries. Hogs Back and Theakstons brewery have been particularly pernicious. All members of the SBDRC who ar...

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I suspect it was a typo

I also believe the bored is a better place without Bimbo regurgitating whatever opinions the bigger boys at the golf club have this week so let him see out his ban, however justified it is or isnt, and just let the bored be a slightly cleverer place for a little longer

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To be fair a few days off will give the lads at Tory HQ some time to update the servers with some nuance patches to make Bimbo mk2 less of a laughable twat

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I have an activity file that wont sync or be recorded

The file is corrupted

I think there are people out there who can help, does anyone know of a place?

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Im assuming the bigger boys at Bimbo's golf club have let him into their whatsapp group given hes still flailing around with 'his' opinions

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The more realistic scenario is that it will be back in the winter, and then we'll start lockdowns again. The only thing that will definitely put a stop to the cycle will be a vaccine that is effective, reliable, trialled, and scalable. This scenario is anywhere from 12 to 24 months away, perhaps lo...

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Boris is the lying shitbag who promised to fight the third runway at Heathrow so he could get the Uxbridge seat then made sure he was out of the country when parliament had the vote. His career as always came first. No no no, hes not a liar, hes not bereft of principle, lots of people voted for him...

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down 4.5 kilos to about 77, lightest ive been for many a year Assuming lock down exists in its current state until early June Im hoping to come out of it another 5 or so lighter Not travelling for work so far more structure in my eating, and whilst drinking more often it amounts to far less. Also th...

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While we can't say what sort of PM he will turn out to be, we can certainly say that the way in which he got the job was utterly reprehensible. On the one hand he wanted the job, worked his balls off to get it and then got it. In a way this is laudable in as far as it goes. On the other hand, he di...

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Seneca of the Night wrote: So it's not necessarily where you ended up that's important, but the route you took to get there.

just as well really

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I assume one of the reasons you ended up losing matches was chronic acid reflux

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Aftenoon Bev, chaps Its a nice day out so something refreshing please. I'll kick off with a Wharfedale Blonde, 2 mojitos, 2 bags of Brannigans and A repeat of the 1993 England ABs game on the telly in the courtyard please Incidentally, I'm assuming that cigarettes smoked in this pub dont count so 25...

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Morning all

Hi Bev, a Ploughmans and a bottle of Riesling please

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Well played

Always up for doubles but I should be getting home, a 24+ hour darts game hasn’t gone down well if my missed calls are any indication

One for the road?

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Old Pulteney 18?

6

Goes for bull

19

Stares at the board doing mental sums

5

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Actually Bev, unsurprisingly this pint of OP if faaar too claggy for my current situation

Can I have an Aperol thing as well please

Also a tongue sandwich if there’s any left over from last weeks wedding reception

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Bev, it’s my time to put up or shut up

Pint of Old Peculiar, a double vodka red bull, 2 bags of cheese and onion please

20

Double 20

Double 5

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1

* sick *

miss

Bev, have you got any lucozade?

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Also Bev, when do you need me to do my Mustang Sally cover?

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Bev, fell asleep in a cubicle for a bit, can I have a HH bacon bloody mary, a bag of twiglets, a double baileys, some wasabi peas, 4 paracetamol and some blue M&Ms

20

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Bev, Gary is a lost cause, its all on you now love

3 white russians, some haribo and a quiche please

Also, someones pissed behind the fruit machine

outer bull

3

double 19

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Keith wrote:Lads, Gary appears to have snuffed it. He's slumped over a crate of Babycham in the corner

GARY!! GARY!! Fight it Gary, dont head into the light! Wheres the key to the cellar?

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2 Snakebites and 2 sambucas please Gerry..

is it my go?

AND...and...gerry, are there any scotch eggs left?

miss

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treble 20

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Leeds pale, an Ubu and some mini cheddars

2 tequila slammers as well please

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18

29... hang on .. 320.. 302...6...

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Gary! An Ubu and a golden pippin please

And a bag of brannigans

Treble 20

20

Bounces off the wire

321

* downs double scotch *

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I'll get one in while you're throwing

Im getting a Golden Pippin, what are you on?

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treble 5

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Pint of Omnium and some scampi fries please

Anyone fancy a game of darts?

20

20

5

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just recalled one thing I miss from pubs, and that is a pinball machine or a Fussball. When off my tits I could never manage a video game, but table footy or pinball was Ninja-time and helped burn off getting too wankered. Plus you could get Laydeez to join in and look at their bum / down their ban...

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crash 669 wrote:The big question though - sparklers or no sparklers?

Always sparklers, always

A skilled barman can pull a decent pint without one but it defies understanding why anyone would want them to

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My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this. You recovered from your Saturday night blow out Double H? Aye. Never been one for long hangovers. I could have drunk yesterday, but think I should ration and ...

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Ive been mentally prepping for no pubs for 6 months since early march

That being said, its 11 o'clock so I'll have a pint of wheat beer and a cheese toastie please

I'll be on the quiz machine if anyone needs me

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