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by Zakar
Thu May 06, 2021 9:24 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Jarryd Hayne sent to prison
Replies: 21
Views: 927

Re: Jarryd Hayne sent to prison

Ali's Choice wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:09 pm
Anonymous 1 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 8:21 pm You guys love to single out league players but the truth is Australia has one of the highest rates of reported sexual assault in the world
When you say "you guys" you're actually just referring to the troll-twins grievious and Zakar.
I'm sorry, what? I don't troll league.
by Zakar
Thu May 06, 2021 1:39 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The official Lions 2021 thread
Replies: 403
Views: 13456

Re: The official Lions 2021 thread

Too many English considering their 5th placed result and humiliating capitulation the last time they played the saffas.

SA 3-0
by Zakar
Thu May 06, 2021 8:28 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: cool as a cucumber
Replies: 85
Views: 4187

Re: cool as a cucumber

Midfieldmaestro wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 4:44 pm Leo was also asked why he called his two hard balls Josh and Robbie and not Chuck Norris?
'Chuck Norris' he said
' I have never heard of HER '
You know what, aspersions about the South African sense of humour are totally unfair.
by Zakar
Thu May 06, 2021 1:53 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cheetah switches to America's NFL
Replies: 12
Views: 589

Re: Cheetah switches to America's NFL

Maybe someone gives him a shot in a preseason game, but I can't see an nfl game taking a kicker that has yet to kick a field goal under game conditions. NFL are very canny. A team can offer a trial or even a roster position (attractive to a guy like this, especially when converted to his local curr...
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 11:22 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies
Replies: 51
Views: 1021

Re: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies

Questions for the wise .... 1. Starting jerseys? [4 points] (a) Angus (Scott-Young) - Y/N? (b) Angus (Blyth) - Y/N? (c) Samu - Y/N? (d) Sio - Y/N? 2. Crowd? (a) 25k+ (b) 35k+ (c) 45k+ (d) 50k+ 3. Ref? (a) Amy (b) Berry (c) Cooper (d) other 4. Top try scorer = <name here> ? [3 points] 5. Winner and ...
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 11:05 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies
Replies: 51
Views: 1021

Re: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies

That's pretty sweet. Reckon it will be above 40.
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 9:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread
Replies: 530
Views: 10422

Re: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread

McMahon was looking for an invite but he will not be required https://www.smh.com.au/sport/rugby-union/mcmahon-wants-wallabies-return-but-rennie-happy-with-local-backrowers-20210504-p57ouq.html If he wants to play, he should sign with the Tahs. I understand taking him if backrow was a position of w...
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 8:40 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cheetah switches to America's NFL
Replies: 12
Views: 589

Re: Cheetah switches to America's NFL

Very weird article. Why does someone trialing for the nfl as a kicker think he needs a sub 4.7 40? I can understand a lay person, but surely someone who has a trial lined up would get it? If teams could afford to carry a kick off specialist he'd get a gig in a second. Maybe someone gives him a shot ...
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 10:19 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies
Replies: 51
Views: 1021

Re: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies

Questions for the wise .... 1. Starting jerseys? [4 points] (a) Angus (Scott-Young) - Y/N? (b) Angus (Blyth) - Y/N? (c) Samu - Y/N? (d) Sio - Y/N? 2. Crowd? (a) 25k+ (b) 35k+ (c) 45k+ (d) 50k+ 3. Ref? (a) Amy (b) Berry (c) Cooper (d) other 4. Top try scorer = <name here> ? [3 points] 5. Winner and ...
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 8:15 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread
Replies: 530
Views: 10422

Re: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread

Frost to 6 for the first time in his professional career in a final :uhoh:

Slipper AND Samu out :uhoh: :uhoh:

Reds by a billion.
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 8:02 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Not to alarm you at all, but China...
Replies: 55
Views: 2631

Re: Not to alarm you at all, but China...

Ted. wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 7:45 am
shanky wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 9:59 am Look carefully

You'll see Aus and NZ copping it first :lol:
Auckland and the Chatham's. :nod: :uhoh:
Like the Chathams haven't dealt with enough...a genocide and now a nuclear attack.
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 6:13 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Not to alarm you at all, but China...
Replies: 55
Views: 2631

Re: Not to alarm you at all, but China...

Enzedder wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 6:12 am
Zakar wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 5:46 am
shanky wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 9:50 am You wait till he sees this thread.

We'll be straight to DozyCon-1

Image
That really is top Gifing :thumbup:
Those NZ missiles have come from Oz.

I fucking knew it!!!
We call it Operation Rusty
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 5:59 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sydney.... fvcked
Replies: 1295
Views: 28879

Re: Sydney.... fvcked

NSW has been repeatedly hailed as the Gold Standard for contact tracing and pandemic management, so this shouldn't be an issue. Well done NSW on successfully defeating this latest outbreak :thumbup: I'm sure it will at least be handled with no toy throwing. Like the Ruby Princess? No toy throwing, ...
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 5:47 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sydney.... fvcked
Replies: 1295
Views: 28879

Re: Sydney.... fvcked

NSW has been repeatedly hailed as the Gold Standard for contact tracing and pandemic management, so this shouldn't be an issue. Well done NSW on successfully defeating this latest outbreak :thumbup: I'm sure it will at least be handled with no toy throwing. Like the Ruby Princess? No toy throwing, ...
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 5:46 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Not to alarm you at all, but China...
Replies: 55
Views: 2631

Re: Not to alarm you at all, but China...

shanky wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 9:50 am You wait till he sees this thread.

We'll be straight to DozyCon-1

Image
That really is top Gifing :thumbup:
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 5:42 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sydney.... fvcked
Replies: 1295
Views: 28879

Re: Sydney.... fvcked

Ali's Choice wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 5:27 am NSW has been repeatedly hailed as the Gold Standard for contact tracing and pandemic management, so this shouldn't be an issue. Well done NSW on successfully defeating this latest outbreak :thumbup:
I'm sure it will at least be handled with no toy throwing.
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 4:26 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Stewie has pissed someone off
Replies: 21
Views: 1298

Re: Stewie has pissed someone off

This is the biggest (non white collar) crime on the north shore since the fake collarbomber nabbed Bill Pullvers daughter.
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 4:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Stewie has pissed someone off
Replies: 21
Views: 1298

Re: Stewie has pissed someone off

shanky wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 2:55 am Yeah Cremorne. :lol:

The worstest thing that might happen to you in Cremorne normally is finding out the organist isn’t playing before the main movie at the Orpheum cinema anymore, due to Covid
:lol:

Or the Piano man won't play "Piano Man" at Minskys
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 3:50 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies
Replies: 51
Views: 1021

Re: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies

I'm going. I usually don't like going to big matches because I get nervous and sweary and so forth and suddenly I'm surrounded by cops. My wife, without telling me, bought tickets with a bunch of parents from my son's school so I'm, apparently, on my best behaviour. At least it isn't against a Kiwi...
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 2:16 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies
Replies: 51
Views: 1021

Re: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies

Thomas wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 1:21 am Word on the street is that they've opened the top tiers for ticket sales which points towards a 40K crowd.
Thats awesome :thumbup:
by Zakar
Wed May 05, 2021 12:17 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies
Replies: 51
Views: 1021

Re: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies

Why isn't Gus doing any games?
by Zakar
Tue May 04, 2021 10:14 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread
Replies: 530
Views: 10422

Re: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread

McMahon was looking for an invite but he will not be required https://www.smh.com.au/sport/rugby-union/mcmahon-wants-wallabies-return-but-rennie-happy-with-local-backrowers-20210504-p57ouq.html If he wants to play, he should sign with the Tahs. I understand taking him if backrow was a position of w...
by Zakar
Tue May 04, 2021 10:12 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: White Supremacist accused by black woman.
Replies: 22
Views: 1568

Re: White Supremacist accused by black woman.

Can we limit Mick to one bullshit culture war thread per week?
by Zakar
Tue May 04, 2021 8:35 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies
Replies: 51
Views: 1021

Re: OFFICIAL Super Rugby AU Grand Final! Reds v. Brumbies

Questions for the wise .... 1. Starting jerseys? [4 points] (a) Angus (Scott-Young) - Y/N? (b) Angus (Blyth) - Y/N? (c) Samu - Y/N? (d) Sio - Y/N? 2. Crowd? (a) 25k+ (b) 35k+ (c) 45k+ (d) 50k+ 3. Ref? (a) Amy (b) Berry (c) Cooper (d) other 4. Top try scorer = <name here> ? [3 points] 5. Winner and ...
by Zakar
Tue May 04, 2021 9:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread
Replies: 530
Views: 10422

Re: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread

DHP might tear the walls down when it comes to the trans tasman comp. Only player likely to unseat an uninjured Banks IMO. Isn’t he 40? And slow? He’s not a bad player but I can’t see why someone would like him but not like Banks. I don't know why anyone would prefer him either. But he's 31, a soli...
by Zakar
Tue May 04, 2021 8:42 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread
Replies: 530
Views: 10422

Re: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread

JOC is another left-field 15 option. Essentially plays there on kick defence for the Reds. Makes room for Lolesio at 10 Petaia is still who I would go for though. Morahan 2.0 as the emergency cover. You keep using Morahan as an insult. You know he's playing phenomenally for one if the best teams in...
by Zakar
Tue May 04, 2021 8:34 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.
Replies: 26
Views: 1706

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

I heard it was because he named his company after his penis.
by Zakar
Tue May 04, 2021 5:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread
Replies: 530
Views: 10422

Re: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread

DHP might tear the walls down when it comes to the trans tasman comp. Only player likely to unseat an uninjured Banks IMO.
by Zakar
Tue May 04, 2021 4:37 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread
Replies: 530
Views: 10422

Re: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread

Maddocks should of course be considered, but is he consistent enough for test rugby at 15?

TBH, Nawaqanitawase looked better at 15 than Maddocks that one game he got there.
by Zakar
Tue May 04, 2021 3:18 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia desperate for a war with China
Replies: 140
Views: 2912

Re: Australia desperate for a war with China

Any country that wants to threaten war or start wars with nuclear superpowers needs to be shunned by the world. Didn't mind Aussies and Australia before but now, fcuk them. Dangerous racist cnuts, danger to the planet and mankind. Boycott Aussie goods, Aussie wine and beer and whatever other shite ...
by Zakar
Tue May 04, 2021 1:05 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia desperate for a war with China
Replies: 140
Views: 2912

Re: Australia desperate for a war with China

Invasion would be easy. Occupation quite a different story. Canberra would run out of money after 6 months. Easy. Invade, take the cities. Release container loads of possums, spiders and snakes. Go back home. Return in a couple of years to empty islands. You know we kill possums just for funsies ri...
by Zakar
Mon May 03, 2021 11:51 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Dominic Bird to the Hurricanes
Replies: 20
Views: 684

Re: Dominic Bird to the Hurricanes

Someone should put together an all journeymen team
by Zakar
Mon May 03, 2021 8:26 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Dominic Bird to the Hurricanes
Replies: 20
Views: 684

Re: Dominic Bird to the Hurricanes

Angus Ta'avao is one of the rare players that has played three clubs in two countries Blues/Tahs/Chiefs

Toby Smith is another chiefs/rebels/huricanes
by Zakar
Mon May 03, 2021 12:04 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia desperate for a war with China
Replies: 140
Views: 2912

Re: Australia desperate for a war with China

Invasion would be easy. Occupation quite a different story. Canberra would run out of money after 6 months. Easy. Invade, take the cities. Release container loads of possums, spiders and snakes. Go back home. Return in a couple of years to empty islands. Possums? Ate they dangerous? I don't think s...
by Zakar
Mon May 03, 2021 11:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Dominic Bird to the Hurricanes
Replies: 20
Views: 684

Re: Dominic Bird to the Hurricanes

kiwigreg369 wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 10:39 am Good acquisition - probably means the saders are out shopping for an English lock.

———-

On Bird that is 3 Super Rugby teams.

I got James OConnor and Tony Pulu (he’s American?) at 3.

Anyone gone 4?
Bryce Hegarty has done 3 as well.
by Zakar
Mon May 03, 2021 10:47 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread
Replies: 530
Views: 10422

Re: Wallabies 2021 OFFICIAL thread

Comparing Latham to a journeyman like Banks :lol: Latho was bigger and had a far bigger boot. More importantly he was great in attack whereas Banks wouldn't threaten a pub team . And yet, first in the competition for clean breaks and fifth for defenders beaten.... :roll: :lol: Murdered by words.
by Zakar
Mon May 03, 2021 10:37 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia desperate for a war with China
Replies: 140
Views: 2912

Re: Australia desperate for a war with China

Auckman wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 10:05 am Invasion would be easy. Occupation quite a different story. Canberra would run out of money after 6 months.
Easy.

Invade, take the cities.

Release container loads of possums, spiders and snakes. Go back home.

Return in a couple of years to empty islands.
by Zakar
Mon May 03, 2021 9:44 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia desperate for a war with China
Replies: 140
Views: 2912

Re: Australia desperate for a war with China

Māori would be an extremely tough nut to crack. With Chinese weapons and support in the hands of New Zealanders an Australian invasion would be their Vietnam. :lol: And here I was thinking that Vietnam was our Vietnam. You're gunning for two Vietnams? :? Yes. I want Australia to invade New Zealand....
by Zakar
Mon May 03, 2021 9:29 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia desperate for a war with China
Replies: 140
Views: 2912

Re: Australia desperate for a war with China

A war between Oz vs NZ would be a stalemate. Realistically NZ wouldn't try to invade Aust but an Oz invasion of NZ would be difficult because of the terrain. Terrain? What terrain? Wellington is flat as a pancake. New Zealand has no navy or air force. It wouldn't be a war - it would be a blockade a...
by Zakar
Mon May 03, 2021 9:28 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia desperate for a war with China
Replies: 140
Views: 2912

Re: Australia desperate for a war with China

Also, I haven't read the recent posts in the thread yet, why exactly are we going to war? Phar Lap? Pavlova? No one willing to accept ownership of Russell Crowe? Rusty's not so much of a headline maker these days, let alone Big Red... https://i.imgur.com/LkDx2ON.jpg He looks like he's partaken in a...