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by merlin the happy pig
Sat May 03, 2014 5:26 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: S15: Crusaders vs Brumbies: MATCH THREAD: CHCH
Replies: 191
Views: 3133

Re: S15: Crusaders vs Brumbies: MATCH THREAD: CHCH

Can't pick this one at all.
Brumbies probably a more complete attacking side than the Saders this year, but the Saders forwards may just be capable of strangling the life out of the Brumbies.

Should be bloody close.
Maybe not a lot of tries though.
by merlin the happy pig
Sat May 03, 2014 4:52 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: S15: Crusaders vs Brumbies: MATCH THREAD: CHCH
Replies: 191
Views: 3133

Re: S15: Crusaders vs Brumbies: MATCH THREAD: CHCH

This is a massive game - but hasn't had much hype in the media this week. I guess everyone has been too busy jerking off the Canes, and the 'saders did have the bye last round - so that didn't help. Been rather quiet on the Canes front. Can't seem to escape media about the Blues though... 1.2 milli...
by merlin the happy pig
Sat May 03, 2014 4:42 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: South Africa Out!
Replies: 2249
Views: 61160

Re: South Africa Out!

3. SA blacks tend to be small of stature. Cough <bullshit> cough. http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/height-chart.shtml http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Average_height_around_the_world Average Male height in S.A 169cm Netherlands 184cm U.K. 177cm The figures are not broken down by ra...
by merlin the happy pig
Sat May 03, 2014 2:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: South Africa Out!
Replies: 2249
Views: 61160

Re: South Africa Out!

3. SA blacks tend to be small of stature. Cough <bullshit> cough. http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/height-chart.shtml http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Average_height_around_the_world Average Male height in S.A 169cm Netherlands 184cm U.K. 177cm The figures are not broken down by ra...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri May 02, 2014 10:20 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: BLUES v REDS — R12 2014 SR Official Match Thread
Replies: 328
Views: 5966

Re: BLUES v REDS — R12 2014 SR Official Match Thread

loop wrote:
douche_chill wrote:Piutau is better than Ben Smith and should start at 14.
No, he's not.
Indeed he isn't.
by merlin the happy pig
Thu May 01, 2014 11:30 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: In praise...of the current mod team.
Replies: 40
Views: 1304

Re: In praise...of the current mod team.

Uthikoloshe wrote:
eldanielfire wrote:I have been quietly happy with the job so far the current lot are doing.
What a blatant tongue up the mods ass. Shameless flattery! :thumbdown:
Perma-ban?
(or at least a dose of Pink-Eye)
by merlin the happy pig
Thu May 01, 2014 9:52 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Clarkson in the pooh? Hopefully
Replies: 86
Views: 3452

Re: Clarkson in the shit? Hopefully

Not sure if Clarkson has a bigger fluffer club than PR anywhere in the world. This. The guy is a 1 trick pony oik. Fine if you wanna be an eh-ssecks type but fail to see why "being a lad" should exempt him from criticism that other celebs would face. Perhaps the problem is that we hold celebs to ri...
by merlin the happy pig
Thu May 01, 2014 9:09 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Halal/Kosher Meat - to label or not to label?
Replies: 388
Views: 8931

Re: Halal/Kosher Meat - to label or not to label?

I never realised that there so many feminist, animal liberationists on rugby boards What sort of obscurantist dribble is this? One feminist once liked apricot pies, I like apricot pies, Therefore I am a feminist. The set of beliefs of a feminist and even the most ardent misogynist are not mutually ...
by merlin the happy pig
Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:43 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Government to ban all legals highs within two weeks
Replies: 74
Views: 1468

Re: Government to ban all legals highs within two weeks

You can't just say "synthetic cannabis is stronger and more addictive". There are many different kinds of synthetic cannabis. Sure, some will be harmful. Some won't be. The point of the legislation is to filter what gets on the market. Additionally the effects of cannibis has been studied for more ...
by merlin the happy pig
Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:54 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The world's most miserable countries....
Replies: 40
Views: 1880

Re: The world's most miserable countries....

The people of Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea, Yemen, South Sudan, the Central African Republic and Somalia sure have plenty of optimistic pluck. Apparently inflation and unemployment lead to higher levels of miserable-ness than warfare, famine, chemical weapons, Mad Max-ian lawlessness and d...
by merlin the happy pig
Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:28 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: LA Clippers owner caught in racist outburst.
Replies: 192
Views: 10569

Re: LA Clippers owner caught in racist outburst.

JPB wrote:What does the h stand for in jesus h christ ?
Human.
To distinguish himself from other Christs who were purely spiritual.
by merlin the happy pig
Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:52 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: LA Clippers owner caught in racist outburst.
Replies: 192
Views: 10569

Re: LA Clippers owner caught in racist outburst.

Denver radio host on Donald Sterling: ‘All racists are, at the end of the day, atheists’ http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/29/denver-radio-host-on-donald-sterling-all-racists-are-at-the-end-of-the-day-atheists/ Wow, where is the relationship between not believing in a fairy story and hating people...
by merlin the happy pig
Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:33 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: LA Clippers owner caught in racist outburst.
Replies: 192
Views: 10569

Re: LA Clippers owner caught in racist outburst.

" Hell hath no woman like a woman scorned. " Sterling's wife was suing the mistress over the money and gifts she received, the mistress then makes this tape to get some leverage over Sterling... The wife and mistress would both attend Clips games with the wife sitting on the other side of the floor...
by merlin the happy pig
Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:05 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: LA Clippers owner caught in racist outburst.
Replies: 192
Views: 10569

Re: LA Clippers owner caught in racist outburst.

So is this a case of his girlfriend knows he is a racist and always saying racist things in private. So she tricks him into saying racist shit in a private conversation records it and the world goes mad at him. If that is what happened you guys who think what is happening to him now is right are ou...
by merlin the happy pig
Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:57 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: LA Clippers owner caught in racist outburst.
Replies: 192
Views: 10569

Re: LA Clippers owner caught in racist outburst.

" Hell hath no woman like a woman scorned. " Sterling's wife was suing the mistress over the money and gifts she received, the mistress then makes this tape to get some leverage over Sterling... The wife and mistress would both attend Clips games with the wife sitting on the other side of the floor...
by merlin the happy pig
Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: All Black 35 man Wider Training Squad named
Replies: 375
Views: 15460

Re: The All Black 23 for the England series?

Why assume Cruden is unavailable? He's back well before the June series. Cruden to start, B Smith wing, CJ on the bench with Barrett. Don't see bird making the 23 either. Romano instead of Bird. Will Cruden be back "well before the June series"? He was out for 8 weeks. He's missed four weeks and th...
by merlin the happy pig
Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:15 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Is this the worst article ever published?
Replies: 71
Views: 2943

Re: Is this the worst article ever published?

What a total f**king plum. Imagine the f**king outcry if she said she didnt her kids sitting next to black people on the bus because statistically they more likely to be mugged. This is it. If a non-minority (or privileged) group is persecuted no one gives a shit because they have so much privilege...
by merlin the happy pig
Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: UK is post-Christian - former Archbishop of Canterbury
Replies: 27
Views: 1385

Re: UK is post-Christian - former Archbishop of Canterbury

That's what you get when you found a church on the bollocks of a King. It's bad enough having a church based on bullshit from the dim and distant past that no one can be quite sure about. The Church of England however is a modern day joke. Read the Gospels, Anonymous. You'd be amazed by the depth o...
by merlin the happy pig
Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:21 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Government to ban all legals highs within two weeks
Replies: 74
Views: 1468

Re: Government to ban all legals highs within two weeks

The original legislation was good legislation and is still good legislation. It's not changing. It was just poorly implemented initially both locally and nationally by government. What's happening is the government has decided not to bother having the grace period and are instead removing all of th...
by merlin the happy pig
Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:58 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists
Replies: 392
Views: 11153

Re: Fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists

In conclusion:

Lenny Henry supports race based quotas and is therefore a racist.
The UKIP want him to fudge off to Africa because they are racist.

Nobody else should give a fudge what either of them think. EOM.

:yawn:
by merlin the happy pig
Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Samoa; dark horses for RWC?
Replies: 69
Views: 2795

Re: Samoa; dark horses for RWC?

Could Samoa be a realistic chance of the final four next year? Looking at the quality of some if their likely squad members it's not outside the realms of possibility. Leiua, Lam, Levave and Pulu are excelling in SR at the moment and - while more regular NH rugby watchers can attest to their curren...
by merlin the happy pig
Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:11 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Is Mark Hammett the best Super Rugby coach in NZ?
Replies: 44
Views: 1345

Re: Is Mark Hammett the best Super Rugby coach in NZ?

kiwidutchie wrote:Image
Are you Don King? :?
by merlin the happy pig
Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:08 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Samoa; dark horses for RWC?
Replies: 69
Views: 2795

Re: Samoa; dark horses for RWC?

Racist thread.
Samoans are not f**king dark horses! :x

Hung like horses perhaps ;)
by merlin the happy pig
Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:59 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL CANES V REDS MATCH THREAD....
Replies: 311
Views: 8782

Re: OFFICIAL CANES V REDS MATCH THREAD....

dam0 wrote:Drop goal option from BB was a good one, just the execution that was the problem.

If stats from a previous thread are to be believed, it's only the second dropped goal attempt by a NZ side this season. :shock:
by merlin the happy pig
Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:09 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Is Mark Hammett the best Super Rugby coach in NZ?
Replies: 44
Views: 1345

Re: Is Mark Hammett the best Super Rugby coach in NZ?

They currently sit top of the NZ conference. Hard to argue with that. Four wins in a row and they're looking extremely dangerous. What should be most pleasing for loyal Hurricanes fans is how well their forwards are playing. They've always been a dangerous attacking team with a potent backline, but...
by merlin the happy pig
Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:39 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match
Replies: 291
Views: 4930

Re: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match

Sopoaga probably deserves to make the All Blacks squad for England. He's in great form. Over Barrett? No, over Tom Taylor. We usually have 3 first fives in the squad, right? Sopoaga's lack of versatility will probably play against him, though. Cruden Barrett Slade Sorry no room for Lima. I love it ...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:41 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Achtung New Zealand types
Replies: 21
Views: 530

Re: Achtung New Zealand types

Thank the Lord he's out of serious contention. Although his ex lapdancer wife would be a remarkable 1st lady He has a reasonable chance of becoming a Cabinet Minister, part of the senior executive. For example, if the election is so tight that the National Party require ACT in coalition in order to...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:35 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: South Africa Out!
Replies: 2249
Views: 61160

Re: South Africa Out!

Disgusting thread. Why is it that one or two South African posters feel they have the right to ruin any thread they choose, by deliberately turning it into a race-based shitfight? This was originally a thread about the format and future of Super Rugby beyond 2015. Look what it has descended into? W...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Achtung New Zealand types
Replies: 21
Views: 530

Re: Achtung New Zealand types

ACT are a sinking ship. He's likely to be the last leader before they are gone from parliament altogether. In fact they might not even come back this election. I think his only chance is standing for an electorate seat, and in that case I think ACT will get so few votes he might be the only MP. In ...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:21 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: South Africa Out!
Replies: 2249
Views: 61160

Re: South Africa Out!

Sports that are also extremely popular in the countries of their ethnic origin. Indeed they are. We're fortunate enough to have a table tennis table at work. All the Chinese guys are rather good at it, about 2 of the Euros can hold a bat. Sure. It must be called the ping-pong gene. There's no reaso...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:14 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: South Africa Out!
Replies: 2249
Views: 61160

Re: South Africa Out!

Disgusting thread. Why is it that one or two South African posters feel they have the right to ruin any thread they choose, by deliberately turning it into a race-based shitfight? This was originally a thread about the format and future of Super Rugby beyond 2015. Look what it has descended into? W...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:06 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: South Africa Out!
Replies: 2249
Views: 61160

Re: South Africa Out!

Fat Old Git wrote:Sports that are also extremely popular in the countries of their ethnic origin.
Indeed they are.
We're fortunate enough to have a table tennis table at work.
All the Chinese guys are rather good at it, about 2 of the Euros can hold a bat.
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:51 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match
Replies: 291
Views: 4930

Re: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match

The Native wrote:What's the story with Frans Steyn trying to twist Aaron Smith's arm off?

Just saw it on the replay.
Are you sure it's his arm?
Rumour, and certain x-rated selfies, suggest he has a fifth limb :)
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:45 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match
Replies: 291
Views: 4930

Re: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match

Fekitoa is one of the Millers Flat Fekitoas, I believe. His grandparents arrived in the Teviot Valley in the 1950s to set up a stone fruit orchard. He was raised on Jimmy's Pies and Mt Benger nectarine juice. I imagine JJ has forbidden him from partaking of the most generous servings of ice cream a...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:40 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: South Africa Out!
Replies: 2249
Views: 61160

Re: South Africa Out!

Spiders, Asian kiwis have access to all of the same schools, sports clubs and facilities as every other kiwi. They are over represented in some sports and under represented in others. This is due to many factors, not the least of which is the freedom to choose which sports they are interested in. I...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:32 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match
Replies: 291
Views: 4930

Re: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match

SecretAgentMan wrote:Well done, Highlanders. Great to watch the relentless rise of that typical southern man, Malakai Fekitoa. :thumbup:
From a long line of high country sheep farmers somewhere near Lindis Pass I believe :)
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Virgin plane on way to Bali hijacked
Replies: 25
Views: 1736

Re: Virgin plane on way to Bali hijacked

Feel sorry for the poor Balinese. They got royally screwed by the downturn in tourism last time. About a 50% reduction in tourist income. Sad for The rest of Indonesia too if it turns out to be Jemiah Isamiah, as I can say from experience that relatively few of them are devout let alone extremist. ...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:27 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The South African Way
Replies: 42
Views: 1261

Re: The South African Way

If I may put it this way… (and this is just my personal opinion), New Zealand is a tropical land where in order for their ancestors to survive they had to “Become one with their surroundings.” The land itself was not hostile and tribes could survive by “Becoming friends with the land.” No, not quit...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:52 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match
Replies: 291
Views: 4930

Re: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match

Only saw the highlights, but WTF. Was not expecting that at all. Was expecting suffocating sharks defence, monstrous scrum, and rolling mauls, centipede shaped, and 60m penalty goals every 5 mins. Something about kiwi sides, when laden with stars they plod, when loaded with journeymen, they explode ...
by merlin the happy pig
Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:46 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match
Replies: 291
Views: 4930

Re: Sharks vs Highlanders Soup match

Marshall Banana wrote:Forgot to add the obligatory, fudge SJK for letting Fekitoa go. If you're not picking Auckland's best back, then WTF is the point of the ITM Cup?

Clueless fucktard.
But but, but, Benji! :lol: