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Cthulu's Trilby wrote:
Short Man Syndrome wrote:Brit girl kicking fudge out of her Serb Tae Kwon Don't opponent. Serb looks a bit like Natalie Portman.
Is that Dragana? She doesn't sound like she should look like Natalie Portman. More like some villain from a Van Damme film.

See my edit. *shudders*

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Brit girl kicking fudge out of her Serb Tae Kwon Don't opponent. Serb looks a bit like Natalie Portman. EDIT; only looks like Natalie when wearing headgear, without headgear she looks like Pierluigi Collina with hair.

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Gospel wrote:
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SamShark wrote:No way Jack Green should be dropped for Dai Green.

If anything one of the others should drop out if necessary, but Dai Green's 400m times arent that great.
Difficult to drop your team captain...?
He's been rubbish.

Any Brits been better than him so far?

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SamShark wrote:No way Jack Green should be dropped for Dai Green.

If anything one of the others should drop out if necessary, but Dai Green's 400m times arent that great.

Difficult to drop your team captain...?

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German jumpist; pink hair, tramp-stamp - I bet she's been air-tight more times in the Olympic village than the Red October.

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alliswell wrote:I am finding these jumping girls to be very arousing altogether.

*in unison*
'I am finding these jumping girls to be very arousing'

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Without sound (in the office), it looks like this Brit guy is through his bout despite picking up a yellow card AND a red. No idea what the rules are, to be honest. He did kick his man in the arse, Bishop Brennan stylee tho.

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Brit guy just kicked his man in the arse, top man.

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It'd be great if the ref stepped in and said 'Hey! stop kicking her in the wit kant!'

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Oooof! epic wit kant there.

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Enthralling game, well played both sets of ladies.

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Well, I always wanted hooters to play a part in deciding this match, but this isn't what I had in mind.

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eldanielfire wrote:This women's Dutch Hockey team has to genuinely have the highest concentration of gorgeous totty anywhere in the world.

A lot of the kiwis buck the national average, too... fapalicious viewing.

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Nice one, ta - is she favourite? She was nailed-on in Beijing until she stacked it... was about 20 yards ahead of the others at the time iirc... Not quite how I recall it. I seem to remember she went for an all or nothing manoeuvre which meant she left with nothing after clipping the french lass's ...

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Nice one, ta - is she favourite? She was nailed-on in Beijing until she stacked it... was about 20 yards ahead of the others at the time iirc...

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slick wrote:OHH fudge - Did you just see that burd hit the deck in the BMX'ing.....

No - don't tell me it was our lass again? It's not the sort of thing they replay is it?

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There have been some really sickening shots landed in these games, but aside from getting knocked down I haven't seen anyone close to being knocked out yet. Dazed and confused, yes, but no-one has been 'finished'. Not that I've seen, anyway - I haven't been able to watch the bouts as much as I woul...

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There have been some really sickening shots landed in these games, but aside from getting knocked down I haven't seen anyone close to being knocked out yet. Dazed and confused, yes, but no-one has been 'finished'. Not that I've seen, anyway - I haven't been able to watch the bouts as much as I would...

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Cthulu's Trilby wrote:
Short Man Syndrome wrote:This American lass and the Kazakhstani burd are beating the shit out of each other!
Someone told her Sacha Baron Cohen was American.

Yergschmersch!

Some beautiful shots being landed by both. American looks classier, but the Kazak has been teeing off too.

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This American lass and the Kazakhstani burd are beating the shit out of each other!

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2-1 to Adams in the second. I haven't watched much female boxing, but if this Indian bird is one of the best, God help them...her technique, for what it is, seems to revolve around just lunging in leaving herself open to any number of counters. Indian burd had a right proper tear up in the last fig...

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merry! wrote:go on, luv. smack 'er.

Standard. I like to throw in a few more 'go on!''s, with the odd 'f**king hit her!'

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She's not being outclassed so far, end of round one.

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Incredible, just incredible. Not particularly surprising, but incredible all the same.

Way to go, Sir Chris.

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Fat Albert wrote:On behalf of British cycling, the BOA, the British tax payer and watching spectators, well done Anna...

thanks for everything Vicky

Hear, hear.

Rules is rules, mind.

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Great ride from Meares, unlucky Vicky - what a fabulous event.

How was Vicky ever supposed to beat a bike being powered by THAT arse?

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Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Uh-oh-Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Uh-oh
Here comes the Hammer...

edit: ha! reverse mockers! Great ride Laura!

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muffstuffa wrote:Holy fudge the guy on the high bars

fudge knows why I was watching the horseys.

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pjm1 wrote:
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pjm1 wrote:Surprised there aren't any shouts of poach over our dressage riders, Charlotte Dujardin and Laura Bechtolsheimer.
Yeah but where are the horses from?
Ireland?

"being born in a stable doesn't make one a horse"

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Gospel wrote:Mo Farah won the mens 10,000m in 27'30" ... Alistair Brownlee just ran the 10,000m leg of the Triathlon in 29' ... just .. f**king .. insane.

*applauds with a stunned kind of disbelief*

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I do not think you are correct - J is the world champion (unless I am totally arse about face) A is world champ, J was runner up. J won a few world cups recently while A was recovering from injury though, that might be what you are thinking of. I hope they enjoy a really puerile, childish, elite ki...

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All of the triathletes who complete the course should get a medal and/or a mental assessment for putting themselves through all of that. Nucking futs.

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Cthulu's Trilby wrote:
Short Man Syndrome wrote:I would do anything - ANYTHING - to bend one into Mishal Husain's top corner.
I'm struggling with this metaphor. Do you mean "in the ear"?

Any hole would be a goal in her case. OK, in my case. I'd be content with a nostril, to be honest.

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I would do anything - ANYTHING - to bend one into Mishal Husain's top corner.

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Well, that's just shit. Poor bloke, you want to see the best at their best at these events. I'm off to google which athlete took his WR from him...

edit; Dayron robbery, apparently.

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Fark! Was that Chinese guy who was supposed to be the 'face' of the Beijing games?

Come on Philips!

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it sounds and looks shit.

It looks and sounds like shit?

It looks and sounds shitty?

Verbal physician, heal thy self.

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Seen a thread 3 pages back about how 'So I married an axe murderer' was on tv last night, if you haven't seen this Mike Myers classic pls add it to your list of films that have been highly recommended to you.

'Piper doon! Oh, it's OK... he's just pissed'.

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I made the mistake of singing - in my head - Limp Bizkit's 'Rolling' to that canoe sprint just now, substituting 'rowing' in the title. Now everytime I see someone in a boat I'll have a mental picture of that prat Durst leaping about.

Yeah!

C'mon!

etc.

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She's not cooking anybody any eggs, is she!

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