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by MungoMan
Wed Sep 29, 2021 1:59 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sky burials
Replies: 30
Views: 1218

Re: Sky burials

I want my body sent to a qualified taxidermist so my family can just put me in a chair in the corner and cover me in Dorito crumbs. I've asked Ms Mungospouse to have my corpse dropped into the blades of a helicoptered hovering 30 meters above the halfway line at Suncorp on match night. That way, ev...
by MungoMan
Wed Sep 29, 2021 1:54 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 29150
Views: 1259306

Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Paul Keating absolutely skewers Scummo and Payne in today's Hurled. He certainly does. I particularly liked these two bits: ' the government’s AUKUS agreement re-staples us to the Anglosphere – the world of the Atlantic, while stridently turning its back on our geography, Asia, in the same awkward ...
by MungoMan
Mon Sep 27, 2021 10:22 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 48450
Views: 1546065

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

In other news, common sense prevails not once, not twice, but three time as Former border worker who lost her job after not getting jabbed loses High Court challenge . Isn't it bloody wonderful when the system works as it should. :thumbup: Is the jab fully approved in NZ? Are they mandating emergen...
by MungoMan
Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:56 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Fozzie Out
Replies: 516
Views: 24285

Re: Fozzie Out

Best we all make peace now with the fact that Foster will likely be renewed again, and Plumtree is the overwhelming favourite to succeed him . NZR have shown their nepotistic hand. You really do know how to ruin a quiet sunday morning. I've said it before and will say it again. Fossie has inhereite...
by MungoMan
Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:23 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: New Zealand...fvcked
Replies: 3866
Views: 125213

Re: New Zealand...fvcked

guy smiley wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:58 am Got my second shot this morning.

Fully vaxxed.
Vaxed
Waxed
Shit in his dacks
by MungoMan
Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:16 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 48450
Views: 1546065

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Leinsterman wrote: Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:46 pm If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck it may be a bat and some people will eat it anyway
:lol:
by MungoMan
Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:06 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Brisbane. Fvcked.
Replies: 1030
Views: 41554

Re: Brisbane. Fvcked.

x( You need to get out more. Next you'll be fancying Kerry Chant. :thumbdown: Or, he could go the same way as Shanky. He has a thing for Jeanette Young. Understandable. She has got that sexy librarian thing going. Ew. She looks about 70 and sounds 90. Meh. I've fancied quite a few librarians.
by MungoMan
Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:00 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Favorite beers (for when the rugby is on) - Official thread
Replies: 2754
Views: 288443

Re: Favorite beers (for when the rugby is on) - Official thr

JPNZ wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:28 am Garage Project have re-brewed their colab with Other Half brewing in Brooklyn USA. One of the best beers in New Zealand last year and currently the #3 on untappd.

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Absolutely stunning :thumbup:
Garage Project are gods among men. And women.
by MungoMan
Sun Sep 26, 2021 7:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. Fvcked again. And again. And again.
Replies: 5920
Views: 170294

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked again. And again. And again.

At least the long long drought is finally over for Melbourne. I am mr tent trousers. So much stiffness. I'd be day-drinking if I was you. 60 years is a hell of a wait. My liver refuses to go anywhere near alcohol today. It is still processing yesterday! In deference to your delicate state, I am typ...
by MungoMan
Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:07 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Rugby Championship: Wallabies vs Los Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept
Replies: 201
Views: 3918

Re: Rugby Championship: Wallabies vs Los Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept

Bindi wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:59 pm How is Swain not starting? 10 times the player Rodda is.
Swain has played better in his Wobs games than he played for the Brumbies, and he was v. solid for them. Am impressed.
by MungoMan
Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:04 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Rugby Championship: Wallabies vs Los Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept
Replies: 201
Views: 3918

Re: Rugby Championship: Wallabies vs Los Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept

kiap wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:51 pm Kaitu'u, I bigged him up but didn't nail the throw... :x
:lol:

Ditto
by MungoMan
Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Rugby Championship: Wallabies vs Los Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept
Replies: 201
Views: 3918

Re: Rugby Championship: Wallabies vs Los Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept

kiap wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:50 am FF is not doing it for me as a hooker. :roll:
Nor me. And not a recent development.

Get the sandgroper on ASAP.
by MungoMan
Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:33 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Boris, Joe and Scott - AUKUS
Replies: 426
Views: 13324

Re: Boris, Joe and Scott - AUKUS

I hope Wellington is ahem putting all efforts at getting this NZ-EU FTA over the line. If I was PM, I’d tell Macron “we’ll buy a few French subs if you agree to take NZ lamb at zero tariffs. French farmers don’t vote for you anyway, this is your moment in history to get revenge on Scomo” 8) :lol: F...
by MungoMan
Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:31 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Your Biggest Rivalries in International Rugby
Replies: 97
Views: 2637

Re: Your Biggest Rivalries in International Rugby

Why does Wales bother you guys so much? I can honestly say Ireland isn't even on the radar for almost all Welsh fans. England is the one that matters. I personally enjoy Wales Vs France games as they tend to provide the best rugby in the six Nations as a spectacle. Gatland. He can be credited with ...
by MungoMan
Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:26 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Rugby Championship: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept
Replies: 1171
Views: 28223

Re: Rugby Championship: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept

An absorbing game by virtue of being the 100th contest between the two countries and of course the closeness of the scores throughout. But not pretty, not pretty at all. I'm assuming bokke numbers 11 to 15 are drawing unemployment benefits. 11,14 and 15 definitely not. They ran a f**king marathon A...
by MungoMan
Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:07 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Rugby Championship: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept
Replies: 1171
Views: 28223

Re: Rugby Championship: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept

An absorbing game by virtue of being the 100th contest between the two countries and of course the closeness of the scores throughout. But not pretty, not pretty at all.

I'm assuming bokke numbers 11 to 15 are drawing unemployment benefits.
by MungoMan
Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:12 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Rugby Championship: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept
Replies: 1171
Views: 28223

Re: Rugby Championship: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sat 25th Sept

JB1981 wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:09 am Sky died here briefly just as the haka was climaxing … the haka withdrawal technique :(.
ABs displaying a good sense of occasion by marking the 100th clash with Kapo. :thumbup:
by MungoMan
Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:08 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: “The All Blacks story that should never be forgotten…”
Replies: 15
Views: 933

Re: “The All Blacks story that should never be forgotten…”

Thanks for that - makes me wonder how so many got back into "normal" society after that. His story is epic. My father was WW2 and it took him quite a few years to put it all behind him. What does and doesn't work healing people who have suffered trauma is a fascinating subject. The people of Aceh, ...
by MungoMan
Sat Sep 25, 2021 4:04 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Is there a Hunter Biden thread?
Replies: 142
Views: 4743

Re: Is there a Hunter Biden thread?

badmannotinjapan wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:42 am
Ted. wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:47 am
badmannotinjapan wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:55 pm
RuggaBugga wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:41 pm What do you do for a living Badman?
Cant tell.
Well you should bloody well know by now, lad.
Woosh?
Airconditioner sales.
by MungoMan
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:19 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 29150
Views: 1259306

Re: The Australian Politics Thread

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/sep/24/josh-frydenberg-to-make-case-for-net-zero-saying-australia-cant-risk-being-seen-as-a-climate-change-pariah Can't help but feel cuddly little Josh is positioning himself early to challenge Dutton for the leadership when the Ls in the LNP realise ...
by MungoMan
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:15 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL Brexit Thread
Replies: 32020
Views: 978112

Re: OFFICIAL Brexit Thread

If you Brits ask nicely we can ship you some LNG. And some CO2, come to that, provided you don't mind a bit of coalsmoke tang in your lager.
by MungoMan
Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:41 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 29150
Views: 1259306

Re: The Australian Politics Thread

AC, you must be very happy that the first job creating, high technology, project coming out the new AUKUS treaty, negotiated by the LNP government, is a Boeing plant to build jet fighter drones at a new facility to be built at Toowoomba. :thumbup: :smug: It had nothing to do with AUKUS. The QLD Lab...
by MungoMan
Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:02 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Brisbane. Fvcked.
Replies: 1030
Views: 41554

Re: Brisbane. Fvcked.

Dunno about AC, but I've gotta say Glad is kinda ...errrm... growing on me, non-politically speaking. There is no accounting for these things. x( You need to get out more. Next you'll be fancying Kerry Chant. :thumbdown: Or, he could go the same way as Shanky. He has a thing for Jeanette Young. Und...
by MungoMan
Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:21 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Brisbane. Fvcked.
Replies: 1030
Views: 41554

Re: Brisbane. Fvcked.

Palaszczuk is in a bad mood at this morning's meeting, cracking the shits at stupid questions from journalists. Bit like Gladys, eh? Gladys didn't front the media today. Probably banging a corrupt pollie. :lol: AC's just jealous. Dunno about AC, but I've gotta say Glad is kinda ...errrm... growing ...
by MungoMan
Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australian positivity thread
Replies: 226
Views: 6224

Re: Australian positivity thread

John Elliot is dead. That is an unalloyed positive with Australian characteristics. According to an ABC News piece: 'Former Victorian premier Jeff Kennett told 3AW that Mr Elliott had an ability to bring people together.'. John Elliot and Jeff Kennett shared an ability to bring people together in ag...
by MungoMan
Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:59 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Is there a Hunter Biden thread?
Replies: 142
Views: 4743

Re: Is there a Hunter Biden thread?

Sprig wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:51 pm When did banmannotinjapan go full lunatic? Or has he always displayed a lack of critical thinking?
It seems fairly recent. And right now, he's all over the bored windmilling his arms, bellowing at the top of his lungs and generally doing the whole Look At Me thing.

Tedious af.
by MungoMan
Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia - The Hermit Kingdom
Replies: 1561
Views: 55372

Re: Australia - The Hermit Kingdom

iii) "Hard and early", as you claimed, hasn't worked. Except in QLD, where we have dealt with numerus Delta outbreaks by shutting down hard and early. We have a much larger population that Ireland and have suffered just seven COVID-19 deaths. You love to pick and choose data to suit your trolling. ...
by MungoMan
Thu Sep 23, 2021 11:51 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia - The Hermit Kingdom
Replies: 1561
Views: 55372

Re: Australia - The Hermit Kingdom

My uneducated guess at that would be effects of the Christmas / New Year 2019 / 20 bushfires. Lots of smoke and particulates for a longish while over a large area can be a material public health hazard. The excess deaths are in areas with these fires ? Don't know. The provisional mortality numbers ...
by MungoMan
Thu Sep 23, 2021 11:36 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia - The Hermit Kingdom
Replies: 1561
Views: 55372

Re: Australia - The Hermit Kingdom

And by how much has Australian excess mortality risen in that period? 8%? 10? The most recent provisional mortality report shows an increase in excess deaths from January this year of 6.3%. Typically, increments or decrements would be determined by comparison with a five-year rolling average of the...
by MungoMan
Thu Sep 23, 2021 11:16 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia - The Hermit Kingdom
Replies: 1561
Views: 55372

Re: Australia - The Hermit Kingdom

iii) "Hard and early", as you claimed, hasn't worked. Except in QLD, where we have dealt with numerus Delta outbreaks by shutting down hard and early. We have a much larger population that Ireland and have suffered just seven COVID-19 deaths. You love to pick and choose data to suit your trolling. ...
by MungoMan
Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:53 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 48450
Views: 1546065

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Another real scandal... https://twitter.com/DrCharlesL/status/1440242704181456902 2000 people a week die in the UK. There is currently no excess mortality. Who is that idiot? Unless I have missed the point, last week's figure was about 50% increase to nearly 3000. I seriously doubt that. ONS gives ...
by MungoMan
Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:33 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia - The Hermit Kingdom
Replies: 1561
Views: 55372

Re: Australia - The Hermit Kingdom

iii) "Hard and early", as you claimed, hasn't worked. Except in QLD, where we have dealt with numerus Delta outbreaks by shutting down hard and early. We have a much larger population that Ireland and have suffered just seven COVID-19 deaths. You love to pick and choose data to suit your trolling. ...
by MungoMan
Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:00 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: China on the brink of collapse
Replies: 147
Views: 7567

Re: China on the brink of collapse

Bringing the peasants out of poverty...then sending them back there with debt to boot. Rise up you rice farmers!!!! Yep. China is f u cked. Just a couple of factors in the CCP's ignominious demise will be AI and automation , along with tech like 3D printing, or in other words distributed manufactur...
by MungoMan
Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:42 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. Fvcked again. And again. And again.
Replies: 5920
Views: 170294

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked again. And again. And again.

Terrorism expert on ABC right now, explaining how the constant references to 'Dictator Dan' by sections of the Murdoch media has fuelled the anger and sentiment that has led to the protests in Melbourne over the past three days. Sure they’re hardly any better calling a terrorism expert to comment o...
by MungoMan
Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:34 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL Brexit Thread
Replies: 32020
Views: 978112

Re: OFFICIAL Brexit Thread

Well there’s a ready made thread waiting should this one close. Sadden’s me that Britain might be heading for a famine. https://forum.planetrugby.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=102222 They may end up having to eat english "cuisine" again. :( :( But I thought you LIKED creme anglaise on your spotted dick? ...
by MungoMan
Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:30 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Insulate Britain
Replies: 108
Views: 5499

Re: Insulate Britain

I see the hand of Kevin Rudd in this. Most likely aided and abetted by his henchman, Peter Garrett.
by MungoMan
Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. Fvcked again. And again. And again.
Replies: 5920
Views: 170294

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked again. And again. And again.

Terrorism expert on ABC right now, explaining how the constant references to 'Dictator Dan' by sections of the Murdoch media has fuelled the anger and sentiment that has led to the protests in Melbourne over the past three days. Sure they’re hardly any better calling a terrorism expert to comment o...
by MungoMan
Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:53 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Michael Hooper
Replies: 38
Views: 2050

Re: Michael Hooper

Am I missing something? He plays nothing like Brussow, at the breakdown or in any other facet. The only similarity is that they are both very good no.7s. <...snip...> It is almost like Hooper is the White Brüssow I think the last line only works if Hooper and Brussow were both not Caucasian. "White...
by MungoMan
Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL Brexit Thread
Replies: 32020
Views: 978112

Re: OFFICIAL Brexit Thread

Because only two of you care You are welcome to ignore the thread Well there’s a ready made thread waiting should this one close. Sadden’s me that Britain might be heading for a famine. https://forum.planetrugby.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=102222 They may end up having to eat english "cuisine" again. :...
by MungoMan
Wed Sep 22, 2021 5:13 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. Fvcked again. And again. And again.
Replies: 5920
Views: 170294

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked again. And again. And again.

jdogscoop wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 5:06 am
The protest appears to remain peaceful at this stage, with demonstrators chanting “f--- the jab” and “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi, oi”.
:lol:

Get some better material, dickheads.
'Jam that vax up your cracks' - took all of 5 seconds.

Maybe they should hire Scotty from Marketing.