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by Clogs
Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:02 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 29346
Views: 2075810

Re: Ozzie election thread mk II

Just to confirm how retarded the senate voting process is: In NSW, facing a ballot paper of 45 party columns and 110 names, almost 300,000 voters responded by putting a 1 in the first box on the ballot paper, which belonged to a party calling itself Liberal Democrats. An astonishing 8.88 per cent o...
by Clogs
Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:58 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 29346
Views: 2075810

Re: Ozzie election thread mk II

Rudd lost? fudge me I thought that was his victory speech?
by Clogs
Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:11 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 29346
Views: 2075810

Re: Ozzie election thread mk II

Never before has an Opposition stolen power with such a range of dishonest and dud policies. Lets have a look at some of these. Climate Change - Real Action has been lampooned by scientists across Australia. Not only will it not work, but it would cost the taxpayers billions more than an ETS to rea...
by Clogs
Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:44 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.
Replies: 567
Views: 71611

Re: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.

Well here's the update. Obviously the trust issue was always going to dog the relationship. The heart said to forgive and forget, the head said she'll do it again. The head won. Now I've got a wait until late January for the birth of the child whilst I've probably pushed her back into the arms of h...
by Clogs
Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:39 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.
Replies: 567
Views: 71611

Re: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.

Thomas! :lol: Lets redo this whole PR survivor thing again. I fear we may end up worshiping a false god. I am declaring Thomas is the new King. All hail Thomas! You're a good man, Clogs. I don't care what Naki says about you. There's an underling position that might become available soon. I can put...
by Clogs
Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:54 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.
Replies: 567
Views: 71611

Re: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.

Thomas! :lol:


Lets redo this whole PR survivor thing again. I fear we may end up worshiping a false god.

I am declaring Thomas is the new King. All hail Thomas!
by Clogs
Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:05 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.
Replies: 567
Views: 71611

Re: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.

The best advice you will get on this entire thread is this. Speak to naki. He had some magnificent way of dodging death from an extreme religious zealot who had threatened to burn him to a crisp. Admittedly he only threatened to do so after naki banged his wife, but his experience would be invaluab...
by Clogs
Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:44 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.
Replies: 567
Views: 71611

Re: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.

The best advice you will get on this entire thread is this. Speak to naki. He had some magnificent way of dodging death from an extreme religious zealot who had threatened to burn him to a crisp. Admittedly he only threatened to do so after naki banged his wife, but his experience would be invaluabl...
by Clogs
Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:58 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.
Replies: 567
Views: 71611

Re: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.

but looking on the bright side Native, you're not sterile! Also, congrats for apparently doing so well with ladies!! :thumbup: Erm, don't jump the gun there bro. DNA test has not been done, and she could be up the duff from, well, erm any one of a thousand or so potential porridge donors. There is ...
by Clogs
Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:36 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.
Replies: 567
Views: 71611

Re: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.

How did I miss this thread. I haven't read any comments bar the OP but listen closely to me.... GET OUT!!!! I've got some issues in order of priority: 1. She's lied to you. Dishonesty is a habit 2. Her boyfriend will kill you. If it was me, I'd worry about 2 more than 1. Yep. On a scale of importan...
by Clogs
Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:16 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.
Replies: 567
Views: 71611

Re: You wit kant want to make yourselves feel better? Read this

Dagless wrote:
guy smiley wrote:Have you considered a fort?
:lol:

If it was me, my number one concern would be for the unborn kid. If it could be proved I was the father, I'd be making every effort to get full custody as soon as it slithers out of her canal.

Not even touching sides...

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by Clogs
Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:00 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.
Replies: 567
Views: 71611

Re: You wit kant want to make yourselves feel better? Read this

Dagless wrote:
guy smiley wrote:Have you considered a fort?
:lol:

If it was me, my number one concern would be for the unborn kid. If it could be proved I was the father, I'd be making every effort to get full custody as soon as it slithers out of her canal.

Uhoh, this has the potential to go full Contiki...
by Clogs
Tue Aug 27, 2013 4:30 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.
Replies: 567
Views: 71611

Re: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.

On a side note (and apologies for how my mind works) but she must be absofuckinglutley insanely good in the sack. Which is why you are still with her right?
by Clogs
Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:17 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You want to make yourselves feel better? Read this.
Replies: 567
Views: 71611

Re: You wit kant want to make yourselves feel better? Read this

That sounds rough. Almost as rough as this one time I was on a cabal in auckland. But this thread is about you and not me, so I will save mine for another time. Rule 1?
by Clogs
Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:12 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: "I had to work this morning"(post forum issues here)
Replies: 560
Views: 37790

Re: "I had to work this morning"(post forum issues here)

I am finding a slow double click on each link seems to be working about 90% of the time. So I am avoiding the blue screen of death for most of the time as a result.
by Clogs
Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:44 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: SA Schoolboy Rugby
Replies: 1968
Views: 290069

Re: SA Schoolboy Rugby

OomPB wrote:Paarl Gym vs SACS

Image


That big kid does not look water proof...
by Clogs
Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:42 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The perils of living in South Africa!
Replies: 83
Views: 5588

Re: The perils of living in South Africa!

I will be out there next week for a week. I understand there is a new check at customs/arrival where they do a full on baggage and body scan to check and see if you are carrying any knives, machetes or guns. If you are not carrying any they give you some. Is this true?
by Clogs
Thu May 09, 2013 7:53 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

assfly wrote:Cool.

No probs Brazzaville.
by Clogs
Thu May 09, 2013 7:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

assfly wrote:
Clogs wrote:
assfly wrote:Thanks for that Clogs, took a while but an interesting read.
Something tells me you did not read all of it. Carefully.
How on earth did you arrive at that conclusion from "an interesting read"?


Hint: It is called an Easter Egg...
by Clogs
Thu May 09, 2013 7:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

pavlovsgod wrote:
Clogs wrote:
assfly wrote:Thanks for that Clogs, took a while but an interesting read.


Something tells me you did not read all of it. Carefully.
The devils in the detail. 8)


Deep in the detail...
by Clogs
Thu May 09, 2013 7:00 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

Nickdemus wrote:
naki wrote:
Nickdemus wrote:I am free Boet.
That's a coincidence, Clogs is Free Willy.





hehe
:lol:
Clogs also freed the pie of it's packaging.


And you can both go and fvck yourselves with a wire brush.
by Clogs
Thu May 09, 2013 6:56 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

assfly wrote:Thanks for that Clogs, took a while but an interesting read.


Something tells me you did not read all of it. Carefully.
by Clogs
Thu May 09, 2013 3:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

An interesting read. The South African Border War by PETER BAXTER At the end of 1987 and the beginning of 1988 arguably the largest tank battle in Africa since WWII, and the only one of its kind ever to take place in sub-Saharan Africa, was fought. The Battle of Cuito Cuanavale was a key episode in ...
by Clogs
Wed May 08, 2013 11:21 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

Do fudge off. There is no debate, the regime you fought for was scum You're entitled to your opinion Sir but at least we were big enough to realise the mistakes made by the ruling party at the time...leading to most white Saffers voting Yes for change...leading to a democratic rule. When are you re...
by Clogs
Wed May 08, 2013 8:19 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

Did 1 year conscription at 1 Maintenance, Diskobolos and joined the Regiment Police in Nelspruit after being turned down for Air Supply after basic. Always wanted to chuck big things out the army cargo planes. Never did border though, but my boss is ex-Recce :uhoh: Wow, that makes 3 of us that 'ser...
by Clogs
Wed May 08, 2013 8:07 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

Did 1 year conscription at 1 Maintenance, Diskobolos and joined the Regiment Police in Nelspruit after being turned down for Air Supply after basic. Always wanted to chuck big things out the army cargo planes. Never did border though, but my boss is ex-Recce :uhoh: Wow, that makes 3 of us that 'ser...
by Clogs
Wed May 08, 2013 7:58 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

Did 1 year conscription at 1 Maintenance, Diskobolos and joined the Regiment Police in Nelspruit after being turned down for Air Supply after basic. Always wanted to chuck big things out the army cargo planes. Never did border though, but my boss is ex-Recce :uhoh: Wow, that makes 3 of us that 'ser...
by Clogs
Wed May 08, 2013 7:40 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

Was called up to 1 Maintenance Unit Diskobolos. 5 or 6 glorious days... I went to 1 Maintenance as well. Did basics and a truck driving course and volunteered for the border. Went to 5 Maintenance Unit in the air force base at Ondwanga and spent the next 18 months there and in Angola. During my fir...
by Clogs
Wed May 08, 2013 5:29 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

Do fudge off. There is no debate, the regime you fought for was scum, and you don't get to tell posters what can and can't be debated.....again. Here's the interesting thing. The new regime is just as full of scum. And blatantly racist too. Tell you what, sards, someone comes on here posting about ...
by Clogs
Wed May 08, 2013 3:47 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)
Replies: 455
Views: 113436

Re: Any Saffas here that did border duty (Angolan war?)

Was called up to 1 Maintenance Unit Diskobolos. 5 or 6 glorious days...
by Clogs
Thu May 02, 2013 2:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Those crazy kiwi bogans and their baby names
Replies: 133
Views: 9340

Re: Those crazy kiwi bogans and their baby names

I called my kids Trey'mon and Asshat. Any of youse wit kant got a problem with this expression of individuality? :x I thought the correct convention when naming a child after you, was to add a junior? Are you sure his name isn't Asshat junior? Check your phone. How are Schalkina, Bakkiesette and Cr...
by Clogs
Thu May 02, 2013 2:41 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Those crazy kiwi bogans and their baby names
Replies: 133
Views: 9340

Re: Those crazy kiwi bogans and their baby names

naki wrote:I called my kids Trey'mon and Asshat. Any of youse wit kant got a problem with this expression of individuality? :x

I thought the correct convention when naming a child after you, was to add a junior? Are you sure his name isn't Asshat junior? Check your phone.
by Clogs
Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:05 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: post a picture of yourself thread
Replies: 2566
Views: 327044

Re: post a picture of yourself thread

Ghost-Of-Nepia wrote:
naki wrote:
Clogs wrote:But only because you were all begging.


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WTF?

What happened to the jelly rolls, chipmunk cheeks? Been doing jazzercise or something?
Shunting couches perhaps?


As an ex mate said to me, don't knock it till you've tried it.
by Clogs
Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:59 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: post a picture of yourself thread
Replies: 2566
Views: 327044

Re: post a picture of yourself thread

But only because you were all begging.


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by Clogs
Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:16 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Oscar Pistoruis shoots Girlfriend dead
Replies: 3629
Views: 395793

Re: Oscar Pistoruis allegedly shoots Girlfriend dead

hotdog wrote:Image

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by Clogs
Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:59 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Oscar Pistoruis shoots Girlfriend dead
Replies: 3629
Views: 395793

Re: Oscar Pistoruis allegedly shoots Girlfriend dead

enzedder01 wrote:
eugenius wrote:Very very sad - she looked lovely.

Stupid f**king gun cultures.

We have more guns "per capita" than the Saffers, don't we?


Can't you cvnts just let us claim something?? :x
by Clogs
Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:18 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Oscar Pistoruis shoots Girlfriend dead
Replies: 3629
Views: 395793

Re: Oscar Pistoruis shoots Girlfriend dead

backrow wrote:Her twitter account is interesting and poignant, on iPad so can't post

What is her twitter name?
by Clogs
Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:10 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Oscar Pistoruis shoots Girlfriend dead
Replies: 3629
Views: 395793

Re: Oscar Pistoruis shoots Girlfriend dead

Dryden wrote:can anyone confirm whether Oscar had his blades on when this happened? I imagine he takes them off every night before going to bed.
You are just setting this up for a 'he goes to bed legless every night' punchline aren't you?