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I bought Oblivion on Friday so I'll be revisiting this thread in about 5 years time.

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TheItalianTank wrote:I don't feel like an idiot at all.

As long as you don't accidentally post this on Planet Rugby's forum you're probably home free in that case.

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My missus' inability to walk in a straight line coupled with her penchant for big swingy handbags which makes walking beside her next to a busy road a life or death dice with the devil.

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For some reason Sainsbury's cherries have mutated to look like tiny, glossy arses. They all have a weird cleft to them now.

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Karl Hungus wrote:
Toga wrote:Can I buy a ticket to the Olympics on this 'Dark Net'?
Yeah..... But you will probably have to hire an assassin first to make some available.

Internet Connection - £20
Crazed Albanian Killer - £3000
Seat at the 100m final - Priceless

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I've got feckin volunteer potatoes growing through my lawn.

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Can we use this thread like a bored 'Gardeners' Question Time'? My question for the bored experts: I'm guessing it's coming into a bad time of year to attempt to do much about it, particularly given the current drought, but my lawn is bloomin awful. Part of the problem is that it has not one but tw...

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EverReady wrote:Usually a fantastic variety of pips in the indie movies as well

I should warn you there was a patch of scrotum as well. I don't think I've ever seen that outside of jazz films before.

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EverReady wrote:
Cthulu's Trilby wrote:On Saturday I went to the Argentine Film Festival and watched Abrir Puertas y Ventanas which was basically 98 minutes of three young ladies sitting sweatily around the house. Very good if you like indie films where not a lot happens.
Sweatily you say *bookmarks

It's indie, so guaranteed norks.

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On Saturday I went to the Argentine Film Festival and watched Abrir Puertas y Ventanas which was basically 98 minutes of three young ladies sitting sweatily around the house. Very good if you like indie films where not a lot happens.

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Carlisle United being top of the English football league after three games in 1974... They beat Chelsea, Spurs and Boro to go top of the old division 1 (premier league now). Manchester United were in the second division. Bill Shankly said it was the biggest miracle in the history of English footbal...

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Short Man Syndrome wrote:Holy smokes, I think I have just found out that I have the same problem... I love her, and I want to make her happy.

Popping around with Meals on Wheels will probably sort that out.

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Floppykid wrote: I'm going to give Moby Dick all my attention after I finish college this year, anyone else tried it?

Great book. Also a salutory lesson on why you shouldn't trust Wales.

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Womack wrote:No, it's just that in spite of looking at that notice roughly once a day for the last two years, I don't actually know what his extension is.

Although I could have look him up on the directory I suppose.

My advice is to do that and sign up for the advertised course. You can never be too eager.

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In the office toilet we have fresh towels, soft ply paper, air freshener, anti- bacterial wipes and anti-bacterial soap. Its spotless. Since we have improved hygeine, including cleaning office desks and kitchens we have seen a marked decrease in illness. Take heed people Same here. We've nearly irr...

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Frankie Lodge wrote:...to avoid nasty splash backs.

Otherwise known as "Neptune's Kiss".

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I planted rhubarb seeds last year and do you know what's just started sprouting in the garden? It's only motherfucking rhubarb!

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lamby wrote:you've missed off the Chameleons... who should at the very least sit alongside Joy Division and The Smiths

+1

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ZappaMan wrote:Paddington's a schmuck.

No, he's a 'Tremarctos ornatus' or 'Andean Spectacled Bear'.

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What kind of bear is Rupert supposed to be anyway? He bears (npi) a passing resemblance to a polar bear: longish muzzle, white pelt, scarf, savage disposition; but appears to share habitat with a badger, an elephant, some sort of vole and a pug dog. His parents dress after a fairly English fashion (...

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Apposite wrote:Almost finished PBD and can't recommend it enough. Will be digging out the rest of Sagan's, er, oeuvre*

*never used that term before and I don't think I ever will again.

Every human-being on the planet should be required to read Demon-Haunted World before they're allowed to join civilization.

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This thread has now morphed from a Rupert Bear tribute,
Into a crap rappers' lyrical dispute.
Yo' mamma.

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La soule wrote:If your people were not so tasteless
your country would not be such a mess

But breakfast is merely a convenient scapegoat,
For the doleys in bed watching Murder She Wrote*

(*or whatever passes for day-time TV these days)

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And as for the practice of drinking from a bowl, Explain this behaviour if you're able, La Soule. It would be quite difficult to deep a sausage in a cup of coffee, don't you think? Hence the bowl. If you're trying to make it better you're only made it worse, Dipping your genitals in your breakfast ...

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And as for the practice of drinking from a bowl,
Explain this behaviour if you're able, La Soule.

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Don't link marmalade and don't particularly like jam. Honey is acceptable, but only on a nice buttered croissant (don't like toast). and so an empire was lost :( Indeed. My grandad didn't spend the first half of the 1940s hiding in a hayloft in Normandy* so that people could eat croissants. It was ...

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Womack wrote:Rhyming 'raff' with 'staff' is sometimes OK,
Say, f'rinstance, if you're Hyacinth Bucket.

Excellent rhyming with rapier wits,
(My God but that woman got on my tits)

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Kippers are nice and kedgeree better, But it's Eggs Benedict for the real go-getter. Eating eggs benedict suggests that you have someone to make breakfast for you. More a breakfast for the went-and-got-alreadyer than the go-getter, IMO. Doesn't everyone here keep a minimal staff? Or have I stumbled...

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Kippers are nice and kedgeree better,
But it's Eggs Benedict for the real go-getter.

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Cthulu's Trilby/Croyals; exactly, Paddington was the worker, the underdog. Rupert achieved nothing and yet all of life's pleasures were just drawn to him. His superiority was innate. Put it this way, your fathers and your grandfathers would have preferred Rupert, "he's just made of the right stuff"...

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Cthulu's Trilby/Croyals; exactly, Paddington was the worker, the underdog. Rupert achieved nothing and yet all of life's pleasures were just drawn to him. His superiority was innate. Put it this way, your fathers and your grandfathers would have preferred Rupert, "he's just made of the right stuff"...

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ZappaMan wrote:Paddington Bear was an ass. Rupert was far superior with his flowing yellow scarf.

So what you're saying is that white, western Rupert was "superior" to latino, Peruvian Paddington?

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Don't link marmalade and don't particularly like jam. Honey is acceptable, but only on a nice buttered croissant (don't like toast). and so an empire was lost :( Indeed. My grandad didn't spend the first half of the 1940s hiding in a hayloft in Normandy* so that people could eat croissants. It was ...

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Womack wrote:Also, has there been a concomitant decline in sausage consumption in the refectories of English public schools?

Euphemism?

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Maybe we're just spreading it more thinly as an austerity measure. Did you think of that before you got all riled up, hmm?

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