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Ogre

Black Craps clawing their way into the match.

Von Clogs continues to bowl pies at Williamson and Latham and getting spanked harder than a buffet when Clogs waddles in.

Ogre

Clogs wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 11:30 pm Spanked* away!

*Just like Ogre's headmaster used to spank him in year 10.

Ohhhh behave, you know we likes a wee spanky darling.

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We have a 13kw solar system (capped at 10kw) that absolutely hums in QLD all year round. I generate about 70-80kwh per day on a sunny summer day and about 60kwh per day in winter. When I'm working from home I'm cranking the A/C and still making money. Will definitely be getting a battery in a few y...

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Just had a tesla battery and solar installed in the house. 37 degrees and thunder storms. Power outage for the rest of shithole werribee but not for me :D Internet, Cold beverages, Air Con and 15 hours of battery left. There might be something to this battery lark after all. Back to the cricket and...

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Clogs wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 7:49 am I have been handed honorary life residency and the lock pick to the town of Werribee on account of my many many cuts and stabbings.

Pfft, the average ice addict 5 year old has those.

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Was it a Tesla you got? Or another brand? And what capacity of solar and BESS? I would also suggest that Werribee with power and a/c is still a shithole. Its a proper Tesla! not sure of the solar capacity but was as much as the house could possibly fit (not my house so not 100% on the details) I ca...

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TEDS wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:38 am
Ogre wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:31 am
TEDS wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:29 am

I suspect his favored fielding position will be Deep Fried Leg.
Seems more of a Long Lunch guy.
Long Lunche-on?

Or Deep Dish Wicket (this is fun)

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TEDS wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:29 am
Clogs wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:08 am
TEDS wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:06 am

He's listed as a leg break bowler. I can see legs breaking with him around
Definitely a high risk if you get stuck between me erm.. him and the pie cart at lunchtime.
I suspect his favored fielding position will be Deep Fried Leg.

Seems more of a Long Lunch guy.

Ogre

Was it a Tesla you got? Or another brand? And what capacity of solar and BESS? I would also suggest that Werribee with power and a/c is still a shithole. Its a proper Tesla! not sure of the solar capacity but was as much as the house could possibly fit (not my house so not 100% on the details) I ca...

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This Ravindra guy looks useful. Seems to be able to bowl and can occasionly hold up an end with the bat.

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Just had a tesla battery and solar installed in the house. 37 degrees and thunder storms. Power outage for the rest of shithole werribee but not for me :D Internet, Cold beverages, Air Con and 15 hours of battery left. There might be something to this battery lark after all. Back to the cricket and ...

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Because he's in great form at domestic level, do you watch any domestic cricket? Nope. But he's been tried before and failed. My point was that someone else should be worth a go in this situation rather than an old, failed, option. Perhaps I wasn't clear enough as I was focussed on calling Clogs a ...

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The Black Caps are so sure of victory they are looking at playing an upper order batsman with the outstanding average of . . . 26.45 (linky https://www.espncricinfo.com/cricketers/will-young-547749) why the fudge are we even considering playing this bunny? Even the Z grade Saffa's can deal with thi...

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The Black Caps are so sure of victory they are looking at playing an upper order batsman with the outstanding average of . . . 26.45 (linky https://www.espncricinfo.com/cricketers/will-young-547749) why the fudge are we even considering playing this bunny? Even the Z grade Saffa's can deal with this...

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So we can presume that the $20m debt is a fact, right? In that case, what should happen with the Rebels? Merged with the brumbies and based in melbourne with a new corporate name. then called the pony paskifika and all the bingo cards are full. This might very well be the best option, but it doesn’...

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towny wrote: ↑Fri Feb 09, 2024 9:21 am So we can presume that the $20m debt is a fact, right?
In that case, what should happen with the Rebels?

Merged with the brumbies and based in melbourne with a new corporate name. then called the pony paskifika and all the bingo cards are full.

Ogre

Any word from his wife?

Surely no team would want the grub in their side now, not that there would be spots in super rugby left.

Maybe a Japanese team or MLR would risk it?

Ogre

Clogs wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2024 12:18 am
Ogre wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2024 12:04 am
Clogs wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2024 10:26 pm It's going to be a bit quiet in here today.
You planning a pie binge so the mouth and fingers busy all day?
Will spend the time more wisely than that. I will be spending all day sharpening my collection of PIE cutting blades...

Fixed

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Clogs wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2024 10:26 pm It's going to be a bit quiet in here today.

You planning a pie binge so the mouth and fingers busy all day?

Ogre

Wignu wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:28 am
Clogs wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:55 am
Ogre wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2024 7:55 am Who Won?

Also Clogs is fat and eats lots of pies. Not good pies just bad mince pies. But a lot of pies.
Chick's dig scars. But not that many.
The bite marks on your fingers?

Ogre

Who Won?

Also Clogs is fat and eats lots of pies. Not good pies just bad mince pies. But a lot of pies.

Ogre

Clogs wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 12:52 am C'mon SA D just 391 to go.

What prompted the demotion to D?

Ogre

Ok quick predict the score. Victory by an innings and: a) 500 runs b) 400 runs c) 300 runs d) all of the above. There is plenty of time for the Black Craps to re-appear and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. I'll predict the win only when we have won and not before. So by lunch time tomorrow a...

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Clogs wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2024 5:28 am Ok quick predict the score.

Victory by an innings and:

a) 500 runs
b) 400 runs
c) 300 runs
d) all of the above.

There is plenty of time for the Black Craps to re-appear and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. I'll predict the win only when we have won and not before.

Ogre

Good News! Im totally f**ked. Just diagnosed with an internal hernia in the left groin. This is not cool. As it stands my left groin, both wrists, both shoulders are confirmed f**ked. right hip is on the way out and the only thing going for me is a love for the Hurricanes. I am very close to the end...

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Apologies if I wasn’t classy enough to meet your standards. I empathised with the man and described what I might do of in a similar position. Accepted :lol: TBF, you seem to be proselyting Testosterone replacement on a daily basis - kind of weird. You mean you haven't heard of TownyTest™? More like...

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Always been somewhere I want to go…one day, so many places so little time Was in Bali in April last year, then had a great trip to Aus for Christmas and New Year, booked to go back to Africa in August, start with 5 nights in Kruger then back to Zim, Vic Falls and a few other places, big family reun...

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1. I don't believe I ever said it was a cure all. 2. There is evidence that HGH is specifically beneficial to easing chronic nerve pain Course there is - are you Bimbotting or a Puku? Just because there is evidence, you don't go to someone in Chronic pain "yeah mate, my calves are shi t so I though...

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Why are we seeing the move away from home & away in the RC? Both Argie games in NZ, both Saffer games in SA. WOuld have been a good opportunity to get the World Champs down here and give them a good RC whipping. Saving on travel costs? Could be good to view as a mini tour and see how we go. The Bok...

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Why are we seeing the move away from home & away in the RC? Both Argie games in NZ, both Saffer games in SA. WOuld have been a good opportunity to get the World Champs down here and give them a good RC whipping. Saving on travel costs? Could be good to view as a mini tour and see how we go. The Bok...

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The big question is... What is Shamar Joseph's nickname?

Whispering Death is taken (that's pretty much the best one ever) so what do we call him?

The Toe Man?
Gabba King?

Truely an option for the bored to have a say?

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I am going to watch it. For the train wreck value of it all . Comforted by the happenings of the last month or so with a decent coach and looking like the starts of a half decent set up. Agree with this one. The way this unfolded in public was a fustercluck. Imagine how funny (for non ozzies) the b...

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I’ve got a few suggestions; although there could be some copyright issues: “Idiots Abroad” “What Just Happened?” “Tour de Farce” “A Series of Unfortunate, Foreseeable Events” “What Doesn’t Kill You….” “We’re Here For The Croissants” "Akubra Sales Rep Accidentally Coaches Wallabies" A bizarre case o...

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:blush: What's it called? The fall and fall of Australian rugby? (I had the Rise and rise of Australian rugby on VHS) The dipshit? The fraud? I’ve got a few suggestions; although there could be some copyright issues: “Idiots Abroad” “What Just Happened?” “Tour de Farce” “A Series of Unfortunate, Fo...

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Slim 293 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 27, 2024 7:08 am
Ogre wrote: ↑Sat Jan 27, 2024 6:22 am this one is best one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvA79_K3AcM

I was there for that one, albeit the other end of the ground where all the Kiwi supporters jumped up in celebration…

Still hasn't healed.

Ogre

this one is best one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvA79_K3AcM

Ogre

UncleFB wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2024 12:59 am It's a pretty hot Bogan Day in Sydney - 38 deg now and expected to hit 41 deg.

I raise you melbum's amazing summer weather... 22 and cloudy

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Hurricanes 2024 update from the Hurricanes officaial website!

Nothing to see here.

These fuckers are useless. No team news, no interesting tidbits just a wall of silence and a please buy a ticket.

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Agree with all except Brett Cameron - it's never gonna happen. I don't understand how this media narrative or redemption arc has happened? There's a reason Razor let him go from the Crusaders (and Canterbury) in 2020 - he simply isn't that good. If he wanted to keep him, he would have. And I've see...

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Sunny day with a bit of lingering moisture on the lawn = hellscape conditions! And you can’t leave it for next weekend because it will be a jungle by then. It's already had 2 weeks to grow (raining last weekend). It was a nightmare. Front was okay but I needed to do the back twice. Now I'm watching...

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