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Auckman

Did I mention that Simon Hickey plays for my club?

Auckman

Thank you mr video ref. Moala is still a muppet.

Auckman

Moala you f**king muppet

Auckman

If Luatua is the go-to in the lineout, why is Liaki Moli on the field? He offers absolutely nothing. He is a link man for ball runners, and is more often than not hanging off rucks.

Tuipulotu needs to come on.

Auckman

Deon stegman sounds like he is about to die. 25-12. 3 tries to nil to the bulls. All our points coming from hickey's boots. I think the blues should put the kicks away. They look half decent with ball in hand. Problem is our absolute carefree attitude to defence. Interesting to see your coaching st...

Auckman

Deon stegman sounds like he is about to die.

25-12. 3 tries to nil to the bulls. All our points coming from hickey's boots.

I think the blues should put the kicks away. They look half decent with ball in hand. Problem is our absolute carefree attitude to defence.

Auckman

kiap wrote:Braid was tackled after he kicked?

I thought so. I dont think ref agrees with my eyes.

Auckman

Fucks sake

Auckman

Why we doing up and unders?

Auckman

Give it to hickey

Auckman

Parsons is so shit

Auckman

Saili v matfield at the lineout time

Simon hickey you beauty

Auckman

Hmmm ref has a thing for scrum feeds.

Auckman

Increments of 3 blues

Auckman

Tighthead, willison missed tackle. Try to bulls.

Auckman

We had a guy free on the outside yey we go for a grubber straight into ndugane who gets the ball and 1min later bulls almost score down the other end. Grrr

Auckman

Terrible crowd. Is everyone at the Pistorius trial?

Auckman

Never heard of him but yes if he wants to be a clown as well, all power to him.

Auckman

Whichever party brings forth the central city rail earlier than 2020 has my vote. Don't care about anything else. Atm, Labour policy fits that. Only problem is I don't particularly think David Cunliffe is PM material. Russell Norman is a clown, but Colin Craig is both a lunatic and a clown. John Key...

Auckman

maxbox wrote:
Auckman wrote:Just put Maxbox on ignore Ted.
Its a bit awkward when you use that function at the Kingslander right?

We're all normal offline. Online is where the ignore function is if trolling on the internet (short of bannable offences) annoy us.

Auckman

Just put Maxbox on ignore Ted.

Auckman

Oh dear. Cardiff Vaega lost at sea in that last try.

Auckman

Moli was a failure against the Bulls last year at Eden park. I hope he gets tighter this time round. Hope Tuipulotu comes on earlier. Strongest front row for a while though.

Auckman

RT news anchor quits live on air over the Russian propaganda RT has been churning out since last week

Da, I vould!

Auckman

I omitted that part of the quote actually. But the Bulls are quintessentially South African in their Rugby - forward orientated and tend to win by multiples of three. The Bulls scored 407 tries over the last decade. The Blues scored 399... By the way, the Sharks scored 354 over the same time period...

Auckman

As Merry said, split the country in two. The East and Crimea can go with mother Russia. The West can go with Western Europe.

Other separations that have worked successfully:

Pakistan/India
Czech/Slovakia
Norway/Sweden
Scotland/England by end of the year.

Auckman

All roads lead to Winston

John Key has already mumbled sweet nothings in Winnie's direction.

Auckman

Victor Matfield will be a handful in the lineout. The guy has a built-in code breaking machine in his head.

Auckman

I wonder if Uncle Jimmy will be in attendance this weekend?

Auckman

Labour needed an 'Orewa moment' long before now. Labour were riding high in the polls at the end of 2003 and were odds on to roll in for an easy 3rd term at the 2005 election. Cue Don Brash's orewa speech in jan 2004 and within a few short weeks, national were right back in the race. Labour still w...

Auckman

Yesterday, the athlete's defence team claimed that Mr Pistorius screams "like a woman" when he is anxious. Dr Burger insists she heard a woman screaming.

This is superb

Auckman

Labour needed an 'Orewa moment' long before now. Labour were riding high in the polls at the end of 2003 and were odds on to roll in for an easy 3rd term at the 2005 election. Cue Don Brash's orewa speech in jan 2004 and within a few short weeks, national were right back in the race. Labour still we...

Auckman

NSW 'A' 17-14 Samoa 'A'.

The NSW side is called 'Gen Blue'.

please tell me it is a sponsor

Auckman

So, your solution for this particular invasion is ...? Have to be pragmatic and stitch the Ukraine up a bit, sadly. Let Putin know the Ukraine will not be integrated further into the EU and all offers are withdrawn, blame the outing of a democratic leader, recognise the new leader of Crimea has aut...

Auckman

If I was China I would invade Taiwan this week and take over those reefs that the Japs think is theirs. Realpolitiks is striking whilst the iron is hot! Sanctions smanctions.

Auckman

RT is Russia's version of Fox News I take it? Hilariously one sided reporting from the Putin's propaganda channel.

Auckman

I have been sitting in my thinking chair this afternoon with a glass of rum. I think I have come to the perfect solution. Ukraine should sell Crimea to the Russians in exchange for Ukraine having closer ties with the EU. All the russians in Ukraine can go to Crimea if they want and Russia gets their...

Auckman

I propose we send a multinational force of UN peacekeepers to lay seige to Sevastopol. Huzzah!

Auckman

Dumbledore wrote:kiap for this on Rich_2010

From here, David Warner, what a complete

Auckman

Any underdog team with a bit of flair and enterprise (ie: Not Italy).

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