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The sober bunch upstairs bang hard on the floor with a broom handle asking you drunken gits to STFU. It is impossible to hear the commentary on the ABs vs Lions 2005 2nd test match we are watching. Next matches we've got lined up are NZ v England 2003, NZ v Lions 2nd test 2017, England v NZ 2012, N...

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The sober bunch upstairs bang hard on the floor with a broom handle asking you drunken gits to STFU. It is impossible to hear the commentary on the ABs vs Lions 2005 2nd test match we are watching. Next matches we've got lined up are NZ v England 2003, NZ v Lions 2nd test 2017, England v NZ 2012, N...

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colonel wrote:Full breakfast, 2 pints of Guinness and a rugby match on telly please

And, for the love of god, some company

Can they show any of the 2001 lions tour?

And I'll have a cuppa to go with breakfast. Ease into the weekend from now I think.

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Shall we organise a London cabal post virus? Since we all try and avoid contact anyway, might as well get shit faced at the same time.

And more prosaically, anyone want to share some bourbon? For some reason I'm in a drinking mood tonight.

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Always liked Brad Pitt because he's from my home state, but only really realized he could act recently. Tbf I think he's improved with time. I think of Pitt and Ryan Gosling in a similar way, which is with absolute contempt. They get to look like that, are actually sound blokes and can really act. ...

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I just finished RDR2 - and by finished, I mean I went out of my way to get 100% completion, all the tasks, challenges, side quests etc. Epilogue was a bit forced, didn't feel like I needed to do another 8 hours or so after the main game ended. But overall, I loved it - depth, story telling, effects...

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Floppykid wrote:
danny_fitz wrote:Adam Sandler after Uncut Gems, he was great in that.
Give Punch Drunk Love a watch, he's very good in that.

Which is what makes the cinematic abortions he churns out even worse.

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Anyone play that Animal Crossing game? Looks fairly childish, but at the same time looks like a harvest moon style time sink and everyone online is raving about it. Played it on Gamecube back in the mid 00's loved it, cool how it changed day and night with the real time clock and even through seaso...

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That's the boy Cheers saintk. Fortunately the local.londis is still heavily stocked with kernel, which they're still selling at £2.5 for a large bottle. Those beautiful bastards. My beer order finally turned up yesterday. I'll admit I'm finding it hard not to let isolation turn into full blown alco...

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I've been shitting it about this decision - we're on honeymoon there in October this year, and I'm fucked if we're fighting through the Olympics hordes. Looks like we've dodged the bullet (assuming we're not perpetually locked down and can actually get married at some point in the future).

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Yea, that's why the rugby tavern is round the corner. OS once booked the upstairs room there for a cabal around 2004/2005 Edit- just clicked that link. Yip, that's the pub I remember that one, curry after? Nah, the the curry was after the one in the wetherspoons on chancery lane that used to be a b...

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Yea, that's why the rugby tavern is round the corner. OS once booked the upstairs room there for a cabal around 2004/2005 Edit- just clicked that link. Yip, that's the pub Was that the one where Theo goes up to a man in the gents having a piss, and says “Hi, I’m Theo off the Internet Forum !” - and...

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Gwenno wrote:Packet of scratching please

Always knew you were a wrong un.

Gaz - I'm on a bloody mary, heavy on the Tabasco, no greenery.

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All the translations are amazing tbf. I remember reading Asterix in Britain in Latin, they manage to get workable puns into one of the driest languages in history.

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Yard of ale contest starts at 10.00. Finishes at 10.00.12😎 Although that was quite a wide necked one. It took me 15 secs on the one which allegedly Hawke used. There used to be a pub on lambs conduit street where I was top of the board for several years. Nicely written in whats known as Iambic Glob...

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Yard of ale contest starts at 10.00. Finishes at 10.00.12😎 Although that was quite a wide necked one. It took me 15 secs on the one which allegedly Hawke used . There used to be a pub on lambs conduit street where I was top of the board for several years. Hawke's time is still on the wall of the Tu...

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Anyone fancy a game of dominoes?

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Raggs wrote:
Azlan Roar wrote:Who would pay for such things with their bank card?

Cash leaves no footprints...
When you're paying potentially thousands, card can be easier. It's not that it comes up as WHORESRUS.

Shit, did they go out of business? Glad I didn't renew my membership.

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Lacrobat wrote:

Outstanding

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I've played literally thousands of hours of Rome Total War, have an expertise in ancient warfare and enough of a garden to bury people in.

Also not averse to rocking the American Football gear and mohawk look, so think the post apocalypse could be fun.

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Putting my first lot of potatoes in today. How much do you lot space between plants?

I've already got carrots, onions, parsnips and rubarb in the ground but it's the first time anything's been planted in this soil so no idea how it'll play out. Plenty of worms though so at least that's a good sign.

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tcc_dc wrote:
Keith wrote:When is the stripper booked for?
Heard she is scheduled for brunch in Australia...goes nicely with the mimosas i heard

You're confused, her stripper name is Aussie Brunch. Unfortunately she's a kiwi, so don't get your hopes up.

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Gary, it's the weekend and everyother boozer is shut. Get the zubrowka out of the freezer, we're in this for the long haul.

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happyhooker wrote:A pub local to me did this:

https://mobile.twitter.com/horton_offic ... 57/photo/1

Very strong, but if that's a 9 gallon what's he going to do tomorrow?

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Keith wrote:Do I smell kebab?

You might be having a stroke. Have a port and see if it goes away.

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The whole thing should've been 3 - 5 books at most. He lost interest and direction after the third book/red wedding. The problem always was the holding pattern until he could contrive the final battles : Arya wandering around Westoros and then onto Braavos. Daenarys wandering around the free cities...

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From what i ahve been told within the last hour or so it is likely to just be London, they are the worst offenders of the social distancing measures that have been brought in and being ignored. Secondly the super market have said if the public dont get a grip with the panic buying they are wanting ...

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"So is jack dead then, or what?"

"Apparently not, the cleaning fluid brought about the symptoms of death - no heartbeat, rigormortis, decomposition - but they just wore off him"

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Even if he writes the frigging thing I don't hope he can write himself out of the corner he put himself in. Too many aimless storylines, not enough engaging characters, too much bloat.

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Snakey black please, am in mood to get off my tits and that makes the vomit taste nice If there are any kiwi chicks in the bar, the 2 Snakey blacks pls At uni we pennied a mate who downed a pint of Snakebite and Black for all of 4 seconds, then vommed it back up into the same glass. A totally shit ...

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Just got the new mantel. Think I'll space this out by rereading the first 2 I know the world has gone completely mad but the collective onanistic outpourings over that series may have been the first signs. I really liked the first 2, thought they were really good at capturing what a twunt Henry VII...

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happyhooker wrote:
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BlackMac wrote:Who is that prick coughing in the corner. OUT!!!!!!
I'm more worried that someone might have shit themselves. Either that or the drains need rodding.
On it

False alarm, it was me. I knew that last pint of Thurrock 7 looked dodgy.

I'll stick to Old Scrotum from now on.

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Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind. https://www.abc.net.au/news/image/11826304-3x2-700x467.jpg Honestly the mummies...

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BlackMac wrote:Who is that prick coughing in the corner. OUT!!!!!!

I'm more worried that someone might have shit themselves. Either that or the drains need rodding.

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For my time in lockdown I might try getting through Alan Moore's Jerusalem - but at 1,400 pages it's a bit daunting.

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And some bastard has pinched the bog roll from the gents! F**k off. Virus or no, when was the last time you saw a bog roll in the mens? :lol: In the Cardiff Medical Students' Club, ('Med club', now long gone) they kept the bog roll behind the bar on purpose. It was character building to have to ask...

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As you may know we have had quite a high turnover of our lovely barmaids over the years. Once again it saddens me to say that a complaint has been brought to my attention of unsolicited and unwanted advances. Now I’m not going to name names but on a completely unrelated matter HH you’re barred for ...

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Derwyn wrote:I think I need something a bit stronger

There's some Serbian brandy behind the bar somewhere. Normally it's for stripping varnish off tables but it's going for 1.50 a shot.

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If you want something that will keep you busy for a decent chunk of time and bingeable with the missus I can recommend the Turkish Resurrection:Ertugrul series on NetFlix. https://www.netflix.com/title/80127001 Enjoyed it more the GoT That sounds brilliant, I'll definitely check that out. How viole...

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LandOTurk wrote:Roger Mayweather dead at 58

https://www.bbc.com/sport/boxing/51939056

How the hell Floyd Snr has outlived him I do not know - that bloke must have kept the Colombian economy going on his own.

He was a good fighter in his day, just unfortunate to be at a time of some great boxers.

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