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BillW

RuggaBugga wrote:
deadduck wrote:Ok I'll come but I'm not paying for the prostitutes this time.
Just grab one out of The Avon

Would smell the same as a Wellington hooker.

BillW

A very poor game.
Cheetahs improved a lot when Elgar Watts came on.

On another note, it's amazing how often South African injuries coincide with a scrum.
Every scrum tonight.
Uncanny.

BillW

ovalball wrote:I worked with a guy who had the surname 'Hall'. Quite what his parents were on when they named him Albert, God only knows.

Towny's brother?

BillW

Why don't you just have a bunch of lawyers being eaten?

You know.

A feelgood movie.

BillW

Slowy party support, with margins for error can be written, not wrote: National = (50.8 +/- 2.6)%, so 2/3 chance in range [48.2%,53.4%] Labour = (29.5 +/- 2.0)%, so 2/3 chance in range [27.5%,31.5%] Green Party = (13.1 +/- 1.3)%, so 2/3 chance in range [11.8%,14.4%] NZ First = (3.6 +/- 0.7)%, so 2/3...

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Brat, I just can't see how a player would be making half the amount of tackles as last year because he's been found out. Its either a matter of application or fitness. In the pre season last year he did a lot of extra fitness work. All Blacks tend to have an enforced rest period. I was talking abou...

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I like the way the Chiefs play.

They're not just a good team.

They're also good to watch.

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There was an Otago forward called Nick Moore.

But he was honest enough afaik.

BillW

Well deserved win to the bulls. Pleasure to watch their defensive effort I have to say. Besides from Simon Hickey's boots, the Blues are absolute Kaka. They seemed badly affected by the altitude to me. I got up a 3.30am to put $200 on them (ok. dumb move), only watched the first twenty minutes and ...

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Joe Schmidt is not fit to coach the Taranaki U-8 girls' team. You lads wouldn't like him, better to keep him slumming it in Ireland. He certainly has Ireland playing some very good rugby, however The Guardians would only have to click their fingers and the prodigal son would come rushing home quick...

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Good win Crusaders.

Result was never in doubt.

BillW

Man In Black wrote:
Fat Old Git wrote:
Man In Black wrote:

I get the feeling they may be a little out of touch with ordinary New Zealand
What is ordinary New Zealand?
I really don't think its that difficult to distinguish, unless you are being deliberately obtuse. People who watch Shortland Street.

They don't have the brains to vote.

BillW

FOG

Unfortunately I wouldn't describe the current labour party as a strong opposition.

Getting back to the opening post, it seems to me that Cunliffe is the best Labour leader at keeping a Government honest.
It's unfortunate for him that nobody wants him leading a government.

BillW

Oh, for a credible opposition... :( Agreed. No matter who's in Government, and regardless of if you support them or not, we're always better off with a strong opposition to keep them on their toes. That's the only possible explanation for the existence of the modern Labour Party. Nobody knows (let ...

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UncleFB wrote:
loop wrote:So, Kieran Keane and Tana Umaga to be the coaches next season?
Tana = yes. Not sure about Keane, might be a good plan to be rid of anyone who might be influenced by the Crusaders 'culture' from the Canes set up don't you think loop?

Now I see your problem.

BillW

Uncle FB

You don't think Nonu is an improvement over Parkes and would therefore make a difference. That deserves 2 more .

On the evidence of his last three Super rugby seasons you post smilies at me????

BillW

What makes you say his players leave the first chance they get? Didn't you read the article? Two players thought about leaving... Beauden Barrett and Julian Savea seriously considered leaving Oops! It was even worse than I had thought. Two players seriously considered leaving. Has that even happene...

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I must be in the minority, I actually prefer the domestic derbies. :? I love the local derbies as well. In fact fifteen team format with five teams from each country had a lot going for it. Greater local interest and less international travel for a start. I'll need to see the full format before I c...

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I guess bmacs decision not to enforce the follow on was vindicated 8) On a side note, i see ryder is in even more trouble with his drinking, maybe time to call it quits... Great talent, but too many chances, the guy is a plonker when he makes a conscious decision to go on the booze when he knows he...

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deadduck wrote:Be sure to get Volty to take you guys cougar hunting.

What am I saying, at your age they're just women.

If the cabal was to be tomorrow night (cup day), after a day on the Lindauer Lawn they'd be falling all over you.

Sorry I can't make it tonight.
EBA is a bitch.

BillW

guy smiley wrote:Smiley's in. I've had a couple at Morells for a starter. Feeling seedy. Beer is a cure for everything!!

The Californian barmaid is the best looking barmaid I've ever seen. Seriously. It's probably safe to say I've seen a lot of them, too.

She was Spectacular!!

BillW

It's either you or me FOG.

One of us must be scaring the shit out of them.

See you tomorrow about 1pm.

BillW

Fat Old Git wrote:
badmannotinjapan wrote:Bit f**ked. What'd the deal? I'll try and bring the Hooters girls.

So are you and the girls coming?

I might have to make a concerted effort and leave the wife at home.

BillW

Fat Old Git wrote:So where are all the other Christchurch based posters hiding?

As you know FOG, I usually get into town to double the number of locals at the CHCHC cabals but may not be able to this time.

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Hockeyprisoner. Seem to recall he came on here all puffed up with a big blokey story and ended up with a spectacular backfire. Ah yes.. the story of how his mate put a ping pong ball in some passed out girls fanny and then pushed on her stomach so that it popped out. He back tracked very quickly wh...

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Hell!!

A greater percentage of posters believe in these conspiracy theories than do Americans.

And I do believe that Kronic is one of the Lizard People.

BillW

Twisted bowel.
You're talking shit.
And dribbling out your arse.

BillW

Fraz bats for Jake's side so no GF. You're stalking the wrong FB page mate. He still lurks - FB messaged me re the Chiropractor thread. What happened to the dude out in Cowra? Did his psycho neighbour do for him? Now you've quoted it so I'll do the same, but MungoBob, this is the sort of stuff that...

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Jay Cee Gee wrote:
Dumbledore wrote:
I don't claim to be an expert lip reader, but it looks to me like he's actually saying "A spaz....thhhhh".

So?

Spaz or Aussie.

Joke still works.

BillW

6roucho wrote:
Akkerman wrote:Done, but what is the pic supposed to be ? Is it "art" ? Is it a metaphor of how we are all trapped in the image others have of us ?
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see.

BillW

Not strictly a hangover but wtf. The barman refused to serve me any more because I was too drunk. I staggered out into the pissing rain, tripped over and landed in the raging gutter. Must have knocked myself out and looked bad enough for someone to call an ambulance. The ambulance arrived, it's sti...

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binge90 wrote:I know a Coco, sort of. A bit fat, but massive pair of tits on her.

Hot chocolate?

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Coming up behind me - booting the sofa an inch or so from my head ... Was a nice start ... We are talking a serious intent - not a tap. Many nap on a break - especially with crazy shifts - but when I do it set's him right off ... I've seen all those couches and beds in your smoko shed. Maybe you we...

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Aucklanders were so welcoming at RWC.

Got talking to a wealthy businesswoman who had a corporate suite at Eden Park.

When she discovered I had no ticket to the 1/4 final, she said I could come in her box.

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