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happyhooker wrote:Is the bow bar the one went to after the castle. That was rammed at about 3pm?

After the museum, but yes. Good selection of beers, absolutely packed with a panoply of cunts that afternoon.

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Have to say, the one thing I really miss from England is the pubs, no where else on earth does a pub like an English pub. I'm also an ale man, not really into this new fangled stuff, but there are some decent cask ales served in Edinburgh (I think you are in Edinburgh?) My local, Kay's Bar, does so...

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If you want something that will keep you busy for a decent chunk of time and bingeable with the missus I can recommend the Turkish Resurrection:Ertugrul series on NetFlix. https://www.netflix.com/title/80127001 Enjoyed it more the GoT That sounds brilliant, I'll definitely check that out. How viole...

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Gwenno wrote:Get up you lazy bastards, the brewery lorry is here! Corona virus doesn't stop you from carrying crates.

I'll tap the barrels if you need.

In fact I might just stay in the cellar after that.

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Cask and barrel is your best bet, though for me they have the sparklers on too tight and over froth it. Also my missus hates it so it's a perfect oasis. Tragically my local has shut for this lockdown.this is now officially a crisis. You poor bastard. Are the bottle shops open? Just come back from s...

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My pub is in the north of Scotland. £1.90 a pint you say!! I'm hoping that's not Tennants It's a fantasy pub. It's anything you desire. One surprise I've had since moving up north of the border is the lack of good real ales in Scottish pubs. Plenty of very pleasant craft and local beers, but no rea...

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BlackMac wrote:
inactionman wrote:
BlackMac wrote:My pub is in the north of Scotland. £1.90 a pint you say!!
I'm hoping that's not Tennants
It's a fantasy pub. It's anything you desire.

But it's also Scotland, so don't desire anything too fancy.

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inactionman wrote:
BlackMac wrote:My pub is in the north of Scotland. £1.90 a pint you say!!
I'm hoping that's not Tennants

They only serve tennants. But they will do you a dram with it.

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sorCrer wrote:
Gwenno wrote:Cribbage anyone? Pint of blue moon with a slice of orange.
I'm in. Shots on a skunk, double is double shots. Decent Tequila will do it.

I'll play the winner, as long as we use my board.

And since we're in here for the long haul I'll pace myself. So Siren Craft Paper, Rock, Scissors for me.

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Ted. wrote:
fatcat wrote:Yeeb has spewed on someone's back in the pool room.
It's not white by any chance, is it?

With yeeb I'd be surprised if it was still liquid.

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Pub quiz anyone? I'm in. What's the team name, any objections to Quizlamic Extremists? :lol: My mind always draws a blank for pub quiz names, so I am stealing that. If we're ever allowed to congregate in pubs again At my local there's a regular team called "I told you to f**king write that" which I...

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inactionman wrote:Pub quiz anyone?

I'm in. What's the team name, any objections to Quizlamic Extremists?

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JB1981 wrote:
BillW wrote:I want a game of darts and a fight over the pool table.
I put my dollar on the side of the table first

Any pub that needs more than a 50p piece for the pool table is too expensive.

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Sefton wrote:72 year old, history of pleurisy and currently on a course of antibiotics for a chest infection, shows all the symptoms, is my dad a high enough risk to get admitted to a hospital or even test, no. Just self-isolate.

Shitting hell mate, hope he makes it through unscathed.

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Can we turn the jukebox off or is there a saloon bar for us real pub goers to sit in surly silence?

If no, I put on Too Drunk to fudge by Dead Kennedys.

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No, I wouldn't, and please stop this appeal to emotion as if I "don't care". It's dishonest and disingenuous. Even if my father was sick in Italy, I still wouldn't be endorsing sharing scare-mongery stories written by non-experts. What we should do is listen to the actual real experts and the autho...

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Nieghorn wrote:I find it sad that I'm a poor public (i.e. gov funded) school kid from rural Canada and I have better dress sense than English 'gents' who went to posh schools.

Curry looks fine - it's the rest of them who are obvious cunts. Quelle surprise.

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British government wants UK to acquire coronavirus 'herd immunity', writes Robert Peston The key phrase we all need to understand is “herd immunity” – which is what happens to a group of people or animals when they develop sufficient antibodies to be resistant to a disease. The strategy of the Brit...

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On the Beach or A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovitch to cheer yourself up.

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Mahoney wrote:Anyone want to take bets on how many times that medium article gets posted over the next two days?

In general or just on this thread?

I reckon 12 times over the next 4 pages.

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The below was sent to me by my brother. He's the CEO of the world's largest non-government public health organisation. His epidemiologists say it is a good summary. https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca I was just reading the very same article. Interes...

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Shocking really. Anyone that serves a reasonable term in the forces and their immediate family should automatically qualify,never mind have to apply and pay extortionate costs. Agree. Seems bizarre to think Mr Cokanasiga was wearing a British flag, on a British army uniform, in a British army camp,...

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Should these two NRL players get sacked for having sex with a couple of schoolgirls (aged 16 and 17) whilst on a pre-season team trip? Yes. No legal action obviously, since what they did isn't illegal, but banging school girls on a work trip would, and should, get anyone sacked. Yeah I agree. Their...

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Matt Perry reckons it's time for Eddie Jones to move on... Ex-Bath full-back Matt Perry has claimed now is the time for Eddie Jones to call time on his reign as England Head Coach. Speaking to Love Sport Breakfast, Former Bath & England full-back Matt Perry has echoed the sentiment that perhaps Edd...

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What's the causal relationship, do you think? Are dicks attracted to certain positions, or is it that coaches think "you're a twat, better play you as a 9"? I think it's along the lines of if you're a big, borderline psychotic school bully, there's an obvious appeal to playing rugby and you're like...

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Should these two NRL players get sacked for having sex with a couple of schoolgirls (aged 16 and 17) whilst on a pre-season team trip?

Yes. No legal action obviously, since what they did isn't illegal, but banging school girls on a work trip would, and should, get anyone sacked.

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What's the causal relationship, do you think? Are dicks attracted to certain positions, or is it that coaches think "you're a twat, better play you as a 9"? I think it's along the lines of if you're a big, borderline psychotic school bully, there's an obvious appeal to playing rugby and you're like...

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What would a non-dickhead XV look like? Sarries players are automatically dickheads for being at that club, it's just a question of scale. 15. Watson 14. May (Clueless but not an active dickhead) 13.Joseph 12. Devoto 11. Thorley 10. Ford 9. 8. Wilson 7. Curry 6. Underhill 5. Kruis 4. Launch 3. Will...

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Torquemada 1420 wrote: Are you suggesting all SHs are dickheads?

Yes, it is known.

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What would a non-dickhead XV look like? Sarries players are automatically dickheads for being at that club, it's just a question of scale. 15. Watson 14. May (Clueless but not an active dickhead) 13.Joseph 12. Devoto 11. Thorley 10. Ford 9. 8. Wilson 7. Curry 6. Underhill 5. Kruis 4. Launch 3. Willi...

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Slick - thanks for the tickets offer for autumn internationals but think I’m busy now :lol: (I fear two English sounding Scotland supporters would tip him over the edge) :lol: Thanks, but I was going to ask Blackmac instead anyway, might need some proper back up. I did think about making a complain...

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Arseholes On the subject, why are cats so keen on showing off their arseholes? I understand they've lucked out in terms of crimping ability - you rarely see a cat with aggravating dingleberries making them John Wayne about - but why do they have to parade it round right in front of your face? Dogs ...

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Ar yes Mr OJ we're sorry that “stop” was the command to take the whole arm off. :lol: Malinois aren't, ' pets '; they're working dogs, & woe betide anyone who forgets that. They're incredible animals, but I don't think I've ever seen one with an off switch. If nothing else OJ, you can look forward ...

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My take on the backs, for what it's worth (nothing) is this. 9-12 are pretty much set in stone. Eddie loves him some Youngs, Ford is a logical choice, no one argues with May's selection and Farrell is there for his steely boot and Leadership Skills. Tuilagi is Jones' first choice at 13. In the Gran...

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In David Niven’s autobiography he claims to have been in the SAS rising to the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. surely people who had actually been in any kind of special forces, would never ever admit this sort of thing ? all the genuine heroes seem to have never mentioned wartime exploits, just some v...

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Eddie trolling us with Wilson at 7 and Curry at 8. Picking a side to wind people up must be his kink. It's the only justification I can think of for being so close to right with the selections only to deliberately f u ck it up. And to be honest I'd respect him more if the post match interview was "...

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^ James Stewart: B-24 pilot in World War 2. Went from Private to Colonel in only four years. Finished up as a Brigadier General. For all he was a massive racist Stewart was one hell of a brave bloke. Also really good mates with Henry Fonda despite them being total political opposites. They had to a...

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Not often you see a two headed dog. The drool from the top must annoy the bottom head.

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We also lost our dog a month or so ago. Her arthritis was getting bad so the vet gave her some new medicine. Didn't tell us she could have an adverse reaction to it. She had the medicine on the Sunday morning. By Monday morning she was shitting blood everywhere and spent two days in emergency care ...

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doesn't know Bob Hope - wtf :uhoh: Paleface & son of Paleface are 2 of my fave films, and not just because of Jayne Russell B&W ? more like DD, poss E cup Russell's measurements were 38(34D)-24-36, and she stood 5 ft 7 in (97-61-91 cm and 1.7 m), making her more statuesque than most of her contempo...

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