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MungoMan

Just a thought for you guys - How do you feel about a SH equivalent of the British and Irish Lions? An annual/biennial tour in the NH Autumn by a group of 40 to 50 players to take on France, England, Ireland, Scotland, Italy and Wales, of course? Biennial to ensure that players aren't burnt out or ...

MungoMan

ScarfaceClaw wrote:
Farva wrote:
Mat the Expat wrote:
Farva wrote:Karahi ausmod2014.
The campaign has the momentum of a freight train. A freight train that isn't moving.
He's a POM
We are a country of immigrants.
I thought you were full

We are. It's them fucken fat immigrants.

MungoMan

Tom Kingston had a good game though. Too small, not enough talent. Typical Camperdown product, over-coached, over-hyped, and coddled. Let him go and play club rugby for a proper district club for a while. Wambers, the decades when the bulk of the Wobs played for 'proper district clubs' were the dec...

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rusted wrote:Breaking News! Australian airforce have found the wings in the water ...

Spoiler: show
now they just need to find the Wongs ....

too soon?

Dear fudge! The Twelfth of Never would be too soon.

MungoMan

A bent saffer ref?? Say it ain't so. They delude themselves into thinking that it is payback because they are so crap on the road. I mean it couldn't possibly be because they are crap, it must be a conspiracy. Nah. .....should have happened ages ago. Our refs have generally been too good. About tim...

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Just turned over the channel and its halfway through, at the scene where he has Palantine in the back of his cab. Its got a pretty basic plot about a lonely, mentally ill cab driver living in a city that he perceives to be a cesspit of immorality and corruption. I don't usually like dark, dystopic ...

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Just turned over the channel and its halfway through, at the scene where he has Palantine in the back of his cab. Its got a pretty basic plot about a lonely, mentally ill cab driver living in a city that he perceives to be a cesspit of immorality and corruption. I don't usually like dark, dystopic ...

MungoMan

Lets say that we ignore the lopsided penalty count and ruck penalties which could go either way. Also ignore the scrum penalties and the two yellow cards which left the Reds playing with 13 men for the last 10 mins. - The ref stopped play as Genia kicked the ball downfield to get out of the Reds 22...

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The Chinese satellite image... http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1395513593/428/9858428_600x400.jpg Does that look like plane wreckage to you? (Relevant expertise is strictly optional.) Seriously though, how credible is that image? And how are we supposed to know how credible it is, or otherwise? What the...

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I hope this ref doesnt taint the Lions as theyre a good team to watch and likeable. No reason this game should reflect poorly on the Lions. They kept plugging away when well behind. They didn't try on any nasty shite over the entire game that I could spot. And they won! As for the Reds: they need t...

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Mog The Almighty wrote:That was f**king hilarious.

However tried to name their kid "Anal" ...

Dyslexics who wanted a kid called Alan, maybe….

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Kingston has real gas, like Mogg. Folau could still have scored if he backed himself - just. :thumbup: (didn't see it as I haven't watched tonight's game – am relying on the comments). Have a look if you can get access. I reckon he could have - just - got there. He definitely geared back looking fo...

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Demilich wrote:Oh, and give "Zombies and Shit" a read for a bit of inspiration.

And down with this. Especially the shit. Scat-play has been woefully neglected in movies of late.

So why not shit-eating zombies? Or zombies kept alive by a shit-eating nanoswarm?

MungoMan

Anotha loada wank. You don't get to set targets, fuck-knuckle. It's that simple. As are you. I'm just saying that you are an ignorant swallower of the pork sword, is all. You haven't said anything to refute this allegation so we'll just take it as a tacit admission of felatial proclivity. Is this a...

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Do any of you religious zealots or followers know with certainty where you are going after death? I do - and I know what is there too. :P How's that for faith? Well, spit it out. Did you see fire and brimstone? Nah. Hamilton. A cold, rainy Sunday afternoon. No football on anywhere. TV is shite. The...

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:? :lol: To be fair using r/atheism posters as the poster boys for Atheism is like putting the Phelps family up for all Christians. :lol: Mate they are the face of conspicuous atheism. I never realized that neckbeards and weight issues were compulsory. Preachy Atheists are just as obnoxious and irr...

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Very nice respectable people the Aussies - I have a sister 4 nieces and three cousins who have become one too 8) Based in Perth and Adelaide and liking it very much too Others may laugh or sneer when Bill says nice things about us, but not I. It reassures me that the world is a fine place and that ...

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I don't get it :? Go straight, in an Aussie accent. :? I would never have got that and you are right it is awful !! Truly. I solved the last bit - 'wield pen anonymously' - immediately and then spent a few minutes trying to relate it to the first bit. It was only when I subvocalised 'ghostwriter' a...

MungoMan

shanky wrote:
MungoMan wrote:
shanky wrote:Working class, mate - We don't do jigsaws
Working. In NSW. You must be a lonely man in that respect.
Someone has to subsidise QLD..

Pigs arse! I saw some other fella working just a few weeks back, so it isn't only me.

MungoMan

Anotha loada wank. You don't get to set targets, fuck-knuckle. It's that simple. As are you. I'm just saying that you are an ignorant swallower of the pork sword, is all. You haven't said anything to refute this allegation so we'll just take it as a tacit admission of felatial proclivity. Yeah Nah....

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shanky wrote:I don't believe it.

Not our Karahi

Aussie stud, legal eagle, writer of clauses, man of many bathrooms

I just don't believe it

He's doing the modest, self-effacing thing. Probably should have become a Kiwi.

MungoMan

shanky wrote:Working class, mate - We don't do jigsaws

Working. In NSW. You must be a lonely man in that respect.

MungoMan

The first time I watched Gallipoli was at a backpackers in Cairns. We got to the blood-soaked end, and another of those present, a no-nonsense girl from Yorkshire who like me was new to the film, said "Well, that was cheerful, wasn't it?" At this, an Aussie guy stood up and screamed "you wouldn't f...

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shanky wrote:I don't get it

Shanky you thick fudge. (Shakes head)

MungoMan

The only atheist who isn't a complete cock-sucker is one who has studied at least three of the major religions in-depth before coming to an informed decision. Whata loada wank. It's about belief, dumbo, not study. One believes or one does not. Arbitrary targets like yours compel one to believe you ...

MungoMan

Malahide Mullet wrote:You're laying it on too thick kid.

You have to let the fish come to the bait.

Very true.

They'll feed on the berley, not investigate the yabbie.

MungoMan

shanky wrote:I love Schalk Burger

Love him. Great player.

I'll wager you do not, cannot, love him like I love him.

Mine is a fine, firm and masculine Queensland love.

Yours will be a an equivocal, conditional and throughly milquetoast Newsouthwegian love.

It is to laugh, comparing the two.

MungoMan

I have zero sympathy for these people. If you live in public housing, you have no say in what the government does with the property, like any other renter. They are entitled to due notice and to see out their tenancy agreement, like any other renter. Why should they get rental assistance to live in...

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globus wrote:.

So - you are having your period.

MungoMan

The only atheist who isn't a complete cock-sucker is one who has studied at least three of the major religions in-depth before coming to an informed decision. Whata loada wank. It's about belief, dumbo, not study. One believes or one does not. Arbitrary targets like yours compel one to believe you ...

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shanky wrote:Answer?

Because I wasn't munching Ippy cock and practising my QLD, second-man, reach-around, 'backline' moves.

Then you will never excel in this most worthy endeavour, sad to say. Practice makes etc.

MungoMan

towny wrote:I'm drunk.

OK. The gig's yours.

MungoMan

We shall not rest...Mungomassa http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Saludo_del_Poder_Negro_en_M%C3%A9xico_1968.jpg (It pains me to admit I remember - from the time - the photo and the incident it depicts. Can't recall the Oz medallist's name, of course). Peter Norman He gave them the ...

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Please note that there is no sex in this story, although some nurses were hot. Had some fun on Monday. Went to the Doc to talk about the pain in my feet (caused by nerve damage in my back when I fell down the stairs?). Anyway, I mentioned a few angina episodes brought about by the recent lack of ex...

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Duff Paddy wrote:
enzedder01 wrote: I was surrounded by Drs and nurses who were yelling at me to stay awake and talk to them and shit.
very hard to do all three on command, no wonder your bp tanked

In the case of Enz, No.2 implies the third.

(And of course is the third in common parlance).

MungoMan

--DD-- wrote:Miss mine

It's a pretty decent one, tbf. Have you mislaid it?

MungoMan

Waratah wrote:The profile of football would go through the roof, and a lot of potential young rugby players would turn to the dark side.

An utterly repellant prospect. Gold watches all round to the corrupt and slimy FIFA lickspittles who unwittingly ruled out such a prospect!

MungoMan

eldanielfire wrote:
towny wrote:Is there a 'good guys'?

If not.....

Depends. Do you like a bunch who are partly Nazi's or do you like Commies?

Yeah nah. But we fucken HATE apostrophe abusers.

MungoMan

We shall not rest...Mungomassa http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Saludo_del_Poder_Negro_en_M%C3%A9xico_1968.jpg (It pains me to admit I remember - from the time - the photo and the incident it depicts. Can't recall the Oz medallist's name, of course). Peter Norman That's the one. A...

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shanky wrote:We shall not rest...Mungomassa

(It pains me to admit I remember - from the time - the photo and the incident it depicts. Can't recall the Oz medallist's name, of course).

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