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Alright, a note to all you cvntfaced cockbreaths out there. I am not a pie officianado. Lets stop with the references. The nasty reference is from the naki days when he was posting. And he was a mean cvnt. Not very funny either. So lets quit with the paatry based jibes. I am just big boned. Also ste...

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Deadtigers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:30 pm Reported. Clogs call-out thread.

second post. Too quick.

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No I think you’re funny and you couldn’t have made a better response than you have, keep it up Grievous certainly wouldn’t give two f ucks about your comment about him, but he’d typically give you both barrels back and better. He’s right about this being the wrong thread to do it in. I should know,...

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Sorry boys, away on a long weekend fishing. Where, what are you fishing for and how’s it going? We went down to Lake Purrumbete for a session on the Redfin. Me and my 2 besties. Perfect weather, 26 to 28 degrees, no more than 5kph gentle breeze across the 3 days, fishing, swimming, punting and drin...

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Sorry boys, away on a long weekend fishing. Will front up on Monday to face the gloatage. Be gentle.

But also don't. You know I deserve it.

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Kahu wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:12 am Would be hilarious and classic Black Caps to lose this match. Even if they win its a moral loss at this point. Even more embarrassing is we have 2 South Africans in our XI

If and when NZ win, it will be a moral loss and an asterisk...

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Well that wraps up play for today ladies and gents. A helter skelter see saw of a test match. NZ in control, then SA in control, then back to the sheep fvckers. What will tomorrow bring? Phew, I am giddy with excite.

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Fvcking plumb LBW and a review lost. BOOMMMM!!!

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Bring on Von Burger with the lot. We need to see him in action. Spin will win.

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NZ just need 250 from here. Easy win on the way.

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6 wickets for 33 runs. Well done SA D side.

Fvcking muppets. I was so looking forward to a gloat. Now I have to quietly seethe and pretend that I am ok with the loss.

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SA3 4 runs short of winning. 300 would probably have been enough. So near yet so far. Well done NZ. Well done.

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TEDS wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 5:18 am
Clogs wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 5:17 am
TEDS wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 5:16 am Ok Clogstradamus, that was a pretty canny prediction
4 wickets for 24 runs so far. Not bad eh? Want to know what the weather is going to be like this weekend?
Lotto numbers...?

Yep, there will be 6 of them.

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No point sticking around now boys. Runs runs runs, think of it as a T20 match. Try get another 20 runs. I dare you.

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TEDS wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 5:16 am Ok Clogstradamus, that was a pretty canny prediction

4 wickets for 24 runs so far. Not bad eh? Want to know what the weather is going to be like this weekend?

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Has Von Burger with the lot ever run 2?

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Von Burger is looking deadly. White vests are so slimming.

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Clogs wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 4:33 am 5 wickets for 18 runs. Here. First. BEdingham next to fall.

Ok not Bedingham yet, but the 18 runs is on track...

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5 wickets for 18 runs. Here. First. BEdingham next to fall.

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Massively improved performance by the SA team. But still a long way to go here. There are some more twists and turns ahead. It is test match cricket after all.

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Gamesmanship. Get on with it.

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Nervous 90s.

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16 for Petersen and 12 for Bedingham. Who gets out first?

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No concentation lapses from the break boys. Stay sharp.

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I suspect the lower 4th innings is as much a combination of chasing a lesser score and a slightly detereriorating pitch. No real advantage batting first. The lower 3rd innings score is perhaps the better indicator of a wearing pitch.

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Some interesting reading:

Test Stats and Records at Seddon Park:
Total matches: 27.
Matches won batting first: 9.
Matches won bowling first: 10.
Average first innings scores: 312.
Average second innings scores: 328.
Average third innings scores: 234.
Average fourth innings scores: 168.

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1 wicket, 98 runs for the session. SA's session. One of the very few they can claim. Might just be a small victory, but we will take it. Tune back in for the last session in about 25 minutes time where I will maintain the rage and supply many many humorous posts for your enjoyment.

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Lead is 216. 84 to go til unclench.

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28 runs to go to your 50 Petersen. Avoid the pull shot and rack em up. Get em!

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There are 13 men posted down between deep fine and deep square leg and this cvnt keeps trying the pull shot to the short ball.

DUCK YOU CVNT!!!

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Stop playing the fvcking pull shot FFS!!!

Duck you cvnts!

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Lead is now 185. Just 115 to go before I can start thinking we are in this...

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If Bedingham can get to 200 SA might have a chance, but if he is out for less than that then they will struggle. Here. First.

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Duck you twat.

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Monkey Magic wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 12:28 am Wouldn't be confident of this NZ batting lineup chasing anything aver 150 on this pitch.

The mockers gods have seen this feeble attempt and scoffed* at it.

A word often used to describe Ogre. Particularly at a Werribbee Plaza food hall.

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If NZ get Bedingham, our only proper batter, then it is all over.

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SA need a lead of 260 to 280 to be competitive. A long way off.

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Hamza at the crease. New Zealand are nervous he might stick around and get to his average. of 19 runs.

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oh FFS. Just duck you twat.

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