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by Average Joe
Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:53 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Tik Tok - DELETE NOW!!!
Replies: 17
Views: 2757

Re: Tik Tok - DELETE NOW!!!

What the hell they gonna do with my info anyways?
by Average Joe
Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:40 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Forum gone???
Replies: 14
Views: 2799

Re: Forum gone???

sturginho wrote:
FullbackAce wrote:Well, that sucks. x(
Come to NPR fullbackace you can start the official Georgian rugby fred
The Smilies over there is scary as fok though.
by Average Joe
Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:41 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Entertaining Pics Thread (definitely with NSFW content)
Replies: 55702
Views: 9447629

Re: The Entertaining Pics Thread (definitely with NSFW conte

echo wrote:social distancing el salvador style. . . .
Spoiler: show
Image
At first glance I thought it was a photomontage of Sards.
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:02 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Your favourite South African music?
Replies: 156
Views: 15316

Re: Your favourite South African music?

I guess Corra Marie was not to bad. She's definitely better than that screeching banshee Sonja Harold. x(
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:26 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official Braai Thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 666452

Re: Official Braai Thread

Sards wrote:
backrow wrote:The only reflective things here are those scribbles on your limbs because that blind 3 year old got hold of the Glitter Sharpie pens by accident
Limb.....
You made a blind three year old scribble on your limb with a glitter sharpie? Sies jou siek fokor.
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:00 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Your favourite South African music?
Replies: 156
Views: 15316

Re: Your favourite South African music?

Jensrsa wrote: No sound. Song's name?
Rafkin Fredericks & Notes of Grace Ek het 'n lekker smakie
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:52 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Your favourite South African music?
Replies: 156
Views: 15316

Re: Your favourite South African music?

Ek het my sonderlikkies Huh?? :?: Big hit. Back in the day. :thumbup: :) sonderlikkies isn't a word. Not in any language I googled it and found this. Don't know if it's what he was on about. https://encrypted-vtbn0.gstatic.com/video?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1HUzI6q48fHHY3Ejc9Qp-sbSwXvLXEcYvzWw6IlRQDn-5nfdl Oh....
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:45 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Your favourite South African music?
Replies: 156
Views: 15316

Re: Your favourite South African music?

There's 11 official languages so naturally there's more to SA music than just Afrikaans. But I doubt many of them cater for international audiences. Afrikaans music is set to sell as much as possible to an Afrikaans audience, and they are very successful at it. They tap into the Afrikaners psyche. T...
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:51 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress
Replies: 2457
Views: 252590

Re: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress

Makes sense I guess but I hope we don't bring forth the zombie apocalypse with all these rushed vaccines going out.
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:50 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Bournemouth beach...WTF?
Replies: 79
Views: 6994

Re: Bournemouth beach...WTF?

Don't fret, next time round there'll be a lot less of them.
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:49 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assured!
Replies: 166
Views: 9964

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

I once played stink finger with a bird from mumsnet
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:36 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Prostate cancer
Replies: 57
Views: 8608

Re: Prostate cancer

Sucks getting older I know that much. I'm only 40 and just in the last year had a liver mass that thankfully was benign. My gastro wants to look at my bowels...which seems a bit premature at 40 but I guess I will go for it. Also got suspicious looking marks on my forehead which I'm booked in with t...
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:26 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress
Replies: 2457
Views: 252590

Re: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress

From our local paper: . A study published Thursday suggested that those who have had the COVID-19 virus and produced antibodies to fight it may not enjoy a long-lasting immunity from the virus. The study found that novel coronavirus antibodies – proteins the body makes in response to a virus – fell...
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 25, 2020 2:10 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Japan RWC was a massive success
Replies: 166
Views: 11674

Re: Japan RWC was a massive success

Kiwias wrote:
Average Joe wrote:They just need a few more Kiwias shouting "Get of my lawn" and they'll be right as fok with some pitches.
I'd be shouting "Get on the grass!!!" (any one of the 3,600 grass playfields my NPO has installed nationwide)
I'm just giving you some shit. You do good work there boet, keep at it.
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 25, 2020 1:52 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Chess. The personification of racism and"White Privilege"?
Replies: 62
Views: 5318

Re: Chess. The personification of racism and"White Privilege

Mahoney wrote:
Average Joe wrote:
Mahoney wrote:I don't understand your comment.
Not all "white" people looks pink. It's only you Brits when you get a bit of sun.
They don't look white, either.
Except for my ballbag I'm an off-white tan colour.
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 25, 2020 1:20 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Chess. The personification of racism and"White Privilege"?
Replies: 62
Views: 5318

Re: Chess. The personification of racism and"White Privilege

Mahoney wrote:I don't understand your comment.
Not all "white" people looks pink. It's only you Brits when you get a bit of sun.
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 25, 2020 1:16 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Chess. The personification of racism and"White Privilege"?
Replies: 62
Views: 5318

Re: Chess. The personification of racism and"White Privilege

What about Whitelisting and Blacklisting in IT!!! I've already seen people (including an old friend :? ) have a go at 'blacklisting'. Apparently it goes back to the 1600s: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blacklisting Some of it just doesn't matter; using inclusion & exclusion list is in many ways jus...
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 25, 2020 1:12 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Chess. The personification of racism and"White Privilege"?
Replies: 62
Views: 5318

Re: Chess. The personification of racism and"White Privilege

Sugar, maize meal, flour, white rice and fokon cocaine. All fokon racist man. Think of that when next you line op for a snort.
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: List of pet peeves II: the sequel
Replies: 937
Views: 94192

Re: List of pet peeves II: the sequel

Think of it like a kid playing with fire. They get excited by it, get burned, then learn from the experience and respect it more. My first few times on clip-in pedals I ate shit at traffic lights (luckily I’m out early morning and mainly stick to quieter roads). Now I’m less of a spacker :thumbup: ...
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:20 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Japan RWC was a massive success
Replies: 166
Views: 11674

Re: Japan RWC was a massive success

They just need a few more Kiwias shouting "Get of my lawn" and they'll be right as fok with some pitches.
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:16 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress
Replies: 2457
Views: 252590

Re: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress

Ja it'll be quick. Either you'll get over it or you'll get under. I guess it's better than getting arse-cancer and having to suffer for years, shitting through a tube until you die slowly and painfully. Go ahead Sards, roll the dice.
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:07 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Japan RWC was a massive success
Replies: 166
Views: 11674

Re: Japan RWC was a massive success

£2 million pledged for the Childfund Pass It Back programme, a partnership between Childfund, World Rugby, Asia Rugby and the JRFU 2.25 million people introduced to rugby in Asia via the Impact Beyond programme (769,000 children involved in tag rugby in elementary schools in Japan) Significant infr...
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:53 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The lockdown and mental health
Replies: 15
Views: 1547

Re: The lockdown and mental health

MungoMan wrote:I lost my mind during lockdown. I’m pretty sure it’s behind the big loungerooom dresser.

Would a magnet on a string work?
No but a squirrel might find it and store it somewhere for the winter.
by Average Joe
Wed Jun 24, 2020 2:47 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Japan RWC was a massive success
Replies: 166
Views: 11674

Re: Japan RWC was a massive success

Not true until Kiwias agrees.
by Average Joe
Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Bulls 2020 LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES [maybe]
Replies: 184
Views: 19023

Re: Bulls 2020 LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES [maybe]

They just bought Sintu and Walt from the Cheetahs. How many fokon locks they want?
by Average Joe
Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress
Replies: 2457
Views: 252590

Re: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress

Internet influencers are fickle deluded fokers.
by Average Joe
Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:36 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Paying off the mortgage. Wtf to do next?
Replies: 57
Views: 4712

Re: Paying off the mortgage. Wtf to do next?

Hide it under your mattress
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:03 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Takeaway Pint Map
Replies: 31
Views: 3176

Re: Takeaway Pint Map

Several rural pubs within 20 minutes walk of my house are doing take-away pints. You walk up to the door, order your pint, wander a few yards away and sit on a grass verge/local common and drink your beer while socially distancing. Loively. The problem arises when you need to take a piss. The pub t...
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 18, 2020 11:21 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress
Replies: 2457
Views: 252590

Re: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress

Probably better to start of with takeaway only at first and later on expanding to sit-in. That way you could put off on the decor a bit until later when you turned a bit of profit. Would be better than to fork out for everything all at once without knowing if it will take or not. No chance...all in...
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress
Replies: 2457
Views: 252590

Re: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress

Probably better to start of with takeaway only at first and later on expanding to sit-in. That way you could put off on the decor a bit until later when you turned a bit of profit. Would be better than to fork out for everything all at once without knowing if it will take or not. No chance...all in...
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 18, 2020 9:52 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress
Replies: 2457
Views: 252590

Re: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress

Probably better to start of with takeaway only at first and later on expanding to sit-in. That way you could put off on the decor a bit until later when you turned a bit of profit. Would be better than to fork out for everything all at once without knowing if it will take or not.
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 18, 2020 9:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress
Replies: 2457
Views: 252590

Re: Coronavirus update - South Africa progress

Ja those numbers on domestic abuse make for frightening reading. When I lived in Dubai you used to have to apply for a alcohol license. There was a cap on your monthly spend that was directly linked to your salary. Those earning under a certain salary couldn't buy booze. It's a very draconian syste...
by Average Joe
Thu Jun 18, 2020 9:07 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official Braai Thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 666452

Re: Official Braai Thread

It's the fat content that gives meat flavour. Fillet is just to lean that's why you put sauce on it just to get it to taste like something. A fokon piece of cardboard could be palatable if you drench it in enough mushroom sauce. Fok you could probably enjoy eating a dried out dog turd if you put eno...
by Average Joe
Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:59 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: ‘Rhodes Must Fall’ rage now in UK
Replies: 640
Views: 74166

Re: ‘Rhodes Must Fall’ rage now in UK

Some facts Blue shirt was spotted brandishing the gun earlier, also seen with the pepper spray. Blue shirt geezer was spotted shoving a few people earlier too. He was on the phone to someone about five minutes before hand, tried to rejoin the protest and was blocked by a young woman who had her bac...
by Average Joe
Wed Jun 17, 2020 12:32 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official Braai Thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 666452

Re: Official Braai Thread

Fillet is a bit to lean for me. Rump has a better fat to meat ratio.
by Average Joe
Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:11 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official Braai Thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 666452

Re: Official Braai Thread

kiwinoz wrote:
handyman wrote:Oxtail potjie Saturday.
Ribs and eland steak Sunday.

Another horrible weekend in sunny South Africa :thumbup:
But was there any water for the ice?
No need, there was ice falling from the skies.
by Average Joe
Mon Jun 15, 2020 12:14 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Hey Joe
Replies: 5
Views: 1036

Re: Hey Joe

MungoMan wrote:
Average Joe wrote:What you want?
HE’S GOT A GUN!
Nah I'm just very happy to see you.
by Average Joe
Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:40 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Hey Joe
Replies: 5
Views: 1036

Re: Hey Joe

What you want?
by Average Joe
Fri Jun 12, 2020 9:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: ‘Rhodes Must Fall’ rage now in UK
Replies: 640
Views: 74166

Re: ‘Rhodes Must Fall’ rage now in UK

You Ozzie colonists and convicts too. Then the yank colonists ... all the Americas actually. Caribbean. Then we start on the Polynesian colonies. Eventually we all go back to Africa and leave the world to the Neanderthals. So you lot all fokof to Africa and we boers get the rest. Sounds like a good...