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Lord Denning

Yes, all seems to be working on iPhone/Safari now. Can log in, and I tried the most recent page link on the most absurdly long thread I could find (Official Irish Rugby Thread) and that works too.

Ta.

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For what it's worth, all works fine on laptop Windows 10/Chrome for me. But iPhone 7/Safari doesn't allow log in (button's just unresponsive). And the most recent page link doesn't work on longer threads, but strangely does seem to work on shorter ones - the best I can get it down to by trial and er...

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Mog No idea. It just popped up on a random site. Ha. Just hit her up on messenger and had a very long conversation. Didn't dare ask her about that photo though. Although it's probably not her, it sure as shit looks like her from that angle. Whoever it is, she's mighty fine. But, assuming I had the ...

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Starmer and Rayner. A move to the centre overall I guess. But there's enough left-wingery in there, particularly with Rayner, for the Corbynites to take heart and continue their push for the resurrection of the Comintern. Odds on a Labour civil war looking short. The Guardian's saying that Starmer w...

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Bev, just give me a bottle of gin and a bottle of lime cordial. I'm on a big one tonight. Anyone fancy a poker tournament? I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! Gary, Bev's been overcome by the fumes in the gents. But before you rescue her, I'll have a gin and lime as well...

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Don't worry, the anti-vaxxer loons have got their answer for Covid19 aleady https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUm2YFgUwAECMAs?format=jpg&name=small That's beautiful. Crikey, I dont think I have enough tinfoil. That is awesomely insane. I'm actually quite impressed by the bonkers author's ability to fuse ...

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Good to see you back Gary. Has the coma left any damage?

Anyway, I'm bit short of funds this lunchtime. Any chance of a slate? If not I'll just have what's in the slop trays.

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Light and bitter please Bev. And half a mild - I’m going for it tonight.

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Bev, put the phone down. We don’t need an ambulance for the old twat with a spade and a dart in his head. He coped with worse when he sailed round the world solo. But while you’re in that corner just reach behind the Serbian brandy and fetch me a can of your dad’s stash of Mackesons. Ta. Mackesons?...

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Bev, put the phone down. We don’t need an ambulance for the old twat with a spade and a dart in his head. He coped with worse when he sailed round the world solo. But while you’re in that corner just reach behind the Serbian brandy and fetch me a can of your dad’s stash of Mackesons. Ta.

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Bev, a pint of Sierra Nevada pale please love.

And when your dad comes round, and after he's changed his trousers, can you tell him there's loads of little holes all over the bar and the floor. I think the pub might have an infestation of woodworm.

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Is Gary doing the usual Sunday roast lunch?

I’m starving. And a bottle of Argentinian Malbec would go down a treat.

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It’s gin for me tonight. At least it will be if Gary can get the hideous barman to stop being so abusive and start serving.

I’m shouting at my reflection in the mirror behind the bar? Oh, right. I’ll be back when I’ve slept it off in the beer garden. Soz, Gaz.

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Kevin Costner. Didnt like any of his films in the 90's and 00s's. Robin hood was only watchable for Alan Rickman, the Untouchables was newarly the execption but not quite. Didnt even like field of dreams As a golf nut I always enjoyed Tin Cup but don't tell me that you didn't like Dancing with wolv...

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This whole pandemic is ample evidence that we are living in the latter days. All of this was revealed in the bible; however, I dont see anything here about reaching out to the Lord It doesn't matter how far down the road of sin that a man has wandered. Jesus is always ready to guide him back to rig...

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Yard of ale contest starts at 10.00. Finishes at 10.00.12😎 Although that was quite a wide necked one. It took me 15 secs on the one which allegedly Hawke used. There used to be a pub on lambs conduit street where I was top of the board for several years. Lamb? Rising Sun? The landlord of the Lamb w...

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Yard of ale contest starts at 10.00. Finishes at 10.00.12😎 Although that was quite a wide necked one. It took me 15 secs on the one which allegedly Hawke used. There used to be a pub on lambs conduit street where I was top of the board for several years. Lamb? Rising Sun? The landlord of the Lamb w...

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Yard of ale contest starts at 10.00. Finishes at 10.00.12😎 Although that was quite a wide necked one. It took me 15 secs on the one which allegedly Hawke used. There used to be a pub on lambs conduit street where I was top of the board for several years. Lamb? Rising Sun? The landlord of the Lamb w...

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Gary, more hand sanitiser in the gents please. Someone seems to have drunk the last lot.

And please get rid of that wretched drunk singing Tom Jones medleys.

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I’ve got a happy ready brek glow after a double tanqueray and tonic, 2 bottles of blue moon, and on my 2nd glass of NZ merlot that washed down the fillet steaks that I fried. Leave me with my imagination of the virtual pub. Cosmopolitan booze too - Seville orange gin , Belgian beer, Kiwi wine! I’m ...

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Barrister. Can carry on for the time being, and remote working’s no real obstacle to getting or doing business. Wait, how are you gonna serve people coffee remotely? By charging them eye-watering amounts of money to advise on the legality of their coffee choices and then accepting no responsibility...

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Barrister.

Can carry on for the time being, and remote working’s no real obstacle to getting or doing business. But being self-employed and with very high Inn of Court rent it’ll be tough in the longer term.

Good luck all.

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Frodder wrote:It's pub quiz tomorrow. Teams of 4 and choice of captain please

The quiz is cancelled. Gary's got tired of the fights over trivia. The windows being put through after arguments about how to spell 'Aeschylus' and where exactly Acker Bilk was born was the last straw.

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Sorry I'm late lads had a long drive today. Next shout is on me . A large brandy and soda, please Gary. Should get me warmed up. :thumbup: Good man. I'll have a large Wood's rum, please. And some alcohol hand wipes to suck on, while I disinfect some surfaces with the Wood's rum. You're having that ...

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Sorry I'm late lads had a long drive today. Next shout is on me . A large brandy and soda, please Gary. Should get me warmed up. :thumbup: Good man. I'll have a large Wood's rum, please. And some alcohol hand wipes to suck on, while I disinfect some surfaces with the Wood's rum. You're having that ...

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sorCrer wrote:Sorry I'm late lads had a long drive today. Next shout is on me.

A large brandy and soda, please Gary. Should get me warmed up.

Good man. I'll have a large Wood's rum, please. And some alcohol hand wipes to suck on, while I disinfect some surfaces with the Wood's rum.

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Oh god, I've just woken up behind the piano.

Who was it last night who put his card behind the bar and shouted "drinks are on me!"?

And who covered me in Big D peanut packets?

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Gwenno wrote:Last orders!

Gary says there's a lock in and he's putting out an honesty box.

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Druid wrote:The soft drinks have arrived.

Has every bubble passed its fizzical, or is it the 'it's frothy, man' brand?

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Pint of Alaskan Gold Creek pls, barkeep. Could you make sure I get a tenner in the change? Wanna speak to a bloke about some jack n jills... .. is that bloke sat over in the corner with the chess set any good? Does he ever play for money? Nah, bit shit really. And never for money. I did once win a ...

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I’m in the corner with an IPA and a chess set, waiting for a game.

Can we have the quiz turned down please? I don’t give a fûck about naming three Plantagenet monarchs.

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Well I'm convinced. This thread and all the others drawing attention to the many instances of relentless cruelty and brutality by the England players against Wales have opened my eyes. I can only say of my support for England, "what have I done?". Sort of like Colonel Nicholson in The Bridge on the ...

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It’s not protected, which seems bit daft really. It captures the imagination in Wales in a special way, like having a World Cup every year. Millions will watch, who might not necessarily always tune in to club action, and their interest is vital in terms of the growth and future of the sport. It IS...

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Burgon keeps on giving: https://labourlist.org/2020/02/exclusive-burgon-proposes-tony-benn-university-of-political-education/ Left-wing ideas clearly aren't heard loudly enough in the universities because... Deputy leadership hopeful Richard Burgon wants to set up a ‘Tony Benn University of Politica...

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Speaking of the toxic lefties: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/yorkshire-tea-calls-for-kindness-after-criticism-over-rishi-sunak-picture/ar-BB10kLhM?li=AAnZ9Ug&ocid=wispr People genuinely won't use a brand of tea bag and abuse the company because a member of the government tweets picture with...

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Labour members these days... https://twitter.com/TheRedRoar/status/1232063078071705601 She seems nice. Let us not forget the problems with the Israel lobby stopping Corbyn: https://twitter.com/TheRedRoar/status/1232057310127837185 You have to marvel at the snarly old Trots and their ilk who shout a...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsZVIFfG5l0 4.50 on here. Hmmm. Like the referee says, it's always debatable. I don't think there's anything too egregious there. I can see that it was possibly intentional, but you can't say with any certainty, therefore the right call was made. You also can't be ce...

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Can anyone answer me this.... The 6N is owned by the participating Unions, did Italy have to 'buy in' in 2000 and if so how much did they pay ? No idea. Each country has at least one director on the board - Wal = Jiffy - Ite = Alfredo Gavazzi - Fra = Jaques Laurans - Eng = Braindead Billy - Sco = G...

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Can anyone give an informed view on Genge?

Is he as good as Woodward claims, and is he a genuine nutcase like he’s seemed in the last two games?

He looks like a liability to me.

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I don't think the late tackle on May was a penalty try, he kicked the ball away in-field where there were covering Irish players. It was a penalty though imo. And quite possibly a yellow. For a no arms tackle that was late? :lol: Says plenty about the ref and the tmo. Absolutely no need to have a r...

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