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by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:34 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Brown snakes seem rather friendly
Replies: 59
Views: 5790

Re: Brown snakes seem rather friendly

I posted this last year. I was scared shitless at the time. http://www.bytestories.com/story/725adcd1/its-just-a-flesh-wound Last year, while doing rural flood damage inspections, I met one of the most Australian men in existence. His name was Rob and he was a farmer. Rob had finished work for the d...
by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Best batsmen of all time...
Replies: 238
Views: 17934

Re: Best batsmen of all time...

I would have Adam Gilchrist in my top 5. Most explosive and cleanest hitter of a ball I've ever seen, highest strike rate in test cricket, would probably have had the fastest ton in test cricket if Hoggard hadn't bowled a wide, and a very handy average of 47.6. Hard to think of a more entertaining ...
by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:02 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

Being a total dick of course is no hindrance to a career in top flight sport. In many ways their aggression, arrogance, lack of empathy, frequent rudeness to opponents and even colleagues, as well as their total self-absorption are positive attributes in the world of pro sport. Look at Ian Chappell...
by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:59 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Best batsmen of all time...
Replies: 238
Views: 17934

Re: Best batsmen of all time...

Bindi wrote:Is AB even any better than Kohli or Steve Smith?
I'd say he'd be better than Smith but not Kholi.
by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:58 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Best batsmen of all time...
Replies: 238
Views: 17934

Re: Best batsmen of all time...

AB is having a good trot but he isn't anywhere near the top 10 best batsmen of all time. Let's see in 5 years time. And yet Ali Bacher comes out and says, "In my opinion, AB is the most brilliant, innovative batsman the world has ever seen," :? Even if he is being biased, he is still rating him abo...
by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Best batsmen of all time...
Replies: 238
Views: 17934

Re: Best batsmen of all time...

towny wrote:Never have I found South Africans more ridiculous than I do right now.
Really?

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by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:55 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

Being a total dick of course is no hindrance to a career in top flight sport. In many ways their aggression, arrogance, lack of empathy, frequent rudeness to opponents and even colleagues, as well as their total self-absorption are positive attributes in the world of pro sport. Look at Ian Chappell...
by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:37 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Best batsmen of all time...
Replies: 238
Views: 17934

Re: Best batsmen of all time...

AB is having a good trot but he isn't anywhere near the top 10 best batsmen of all time.

Let's see in 5 years time.
by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:13 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

HKCJ wrote:
grievous wrote:
L. Ron Hubbard wrote:Blacks! Blacks! Blacks! Chur.....


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http://youtu.be/MZASpGUft6c

I feel racially affronted that he has 'whitened' up.
Ugh. I bloody well hate Whiteface.
by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Brown snakes seem rather friendly
Replies: 59
Views: 5790

Re: Brown snakes seem rather friendly

Angry little bastards too. A snake catcher friend of mine reckons every yard in Brisbane has a resident snake. We've had 2 eastern browns in our yard. The dog found one (she just barks at it and runs away) and I managed to corral it into a nearby park. The other one suffered at the hands of my bric...
by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:30 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Brown snakes seem rather friendly
Replies: 59
Views: 5790

Re: Brown snakes seem rather friendly

Angry little bastards too. A snake catcher friend of mine reckons every yard in Brisbane has a resident snake. We've had 2 eastern browns in our yard. The dog found one (she just barks at it and runs away) and I managed to corral it into a nearby park. The other one suffered at the hands of my brick...
by Thomas
Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Best batsmen of all time...
Replies: 238
Views: 17934

Re: Best batsmen of all time...

Bloody hell. Saffa batsman scores a big score on a tennis court sized ground and suddenly he's the best batsman of all time?

Classic Saffas...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

Not much mention of Stephen "Ruthless" Fleming having no qualms about the Black Caps running out Murali as he went to congratulate Sangakkara for scoring a century.Yes, it was within the rules but I, for one, am sickened that the spirit of cricket was damaged. I feel ill. f**k, imagine if Haddin or...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

When I was playing club cricket as a 14-year-old some fat f**k bowling at me offered to buy me a Happy Meal if I'd get out. I laughed, thinking we were having the craig, and slashed a majestic looking cut through backward point. Next ball he whacked me in the ribs, called me a dumb plum, and told m...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:47 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

There's a fine line between banter and being abusive towards an opponent on a cricket field. Here are two real examples which will show the difference between the two. 1. NZ's Shane Bond is at the batting crease and is preparing to face Bret Lee. Warne yells out from the slips to Bret Lee "He can't...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:37 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

I would like to point out we Kiwis are not one-dimensional in our bitterness towards Aussie cricketers. Indeed, I am still incandescent - nay, burning wildly - with rage about Greg Dyer's flagrant cheating in 1987/88. http://youtu.be/P44ywF3iGqw Cost Dyer his career. Some good clips there. This cla...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:34 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

Not much mention of Stephen "Ruthless" Fleming having no qualms about the Black Caps running out Murali as he went to congratulate Sangakkara for scoring a centur y.Yes, it was within the rules but I, for one, am sickened that the spirit of cricket was damaged. I feel ill. f**k, imagine if Haddin o...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:22 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

Not much mention of Stephen "Ruthless" Fleming having no qualms about the Black Caps running out Murali as he went to congratulate Sangakkara for scoring a century.Yes, it was within the rules but I, for one, am sickened that the spirit of cricket was damaged. I feel ill. fudge, imagine if Haddin or...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:38 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

Aussies are bogun grubs and the self awareness gene is missing from their DNA. Don't panic though , they got double helpings of plumness and that should see them right. Warner represents all Aussies, uncouth,uneducated, racist, bark worse than his bite. C'mon cun*tron take ownership of this man, yo...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:34 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Anyone here ever hosted a twitter chat?
Replies: 14
Views: 983

Re: Anyone here ever hosted a twitter chat?

dt678 wrote:
Moncreif wrote:aren't twitter chats just organised by having an agreed hashtag and using that? It's just free?

Can't imagine anyone wanting to pay for one.
#thatswhatIthought
#whowantstoseemytits
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:10 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Anyone here ever hosted a twitter chat?
Replies: 14
Views: 983

Re: Anyone here ever hosted a twitter chat?

CanNZ wrote:
Thomas wrote:I've chatted to horny MILFs looking for fun in my area before. Is that the same?
Not exactly, but thanks for not disappointing Thomas.
Ask them what they're wearing.
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:58 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Anyone here ever hosted a twitter chat?
Replies: 14
Views: 983

Re: Anyone here ever hosted a twitter chat?

I've chatted to horny MILFs looking for fun in my area before. Is that the same?
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:56 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

Clogs wrote:Straya!
How many stars did you get for your science project, Clogs?
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:32 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

It used to be 40 years ago, but it is no longer a quality broadsheet. It, and the SMH, have become pinko rags for the politically correct chardonnay socialists. The SMH backed Tony Abbott and his conservative Coalition at the last Federal election. How does that align with your "pinko, politically ...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:58 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

It used to be 40 years ago, but it is no longer a quality broadsheet. It, and the SMH, have become pinko rags for the politically correct chardonnay socialists. The SMH backed Tony Abbott and his conservative Coalition at the last Federal election. How does that align with your "pinko, politically ...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:28 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Irish tourist in trouble in Australia (part 34276)
Replies: 16
Views: 1668

Re: Irish tourist in trouble in Australia (part 34276)

Fair play to him, I've done something similar. Involved me climbing the fire escape next door, walking along the roof of the pub, through an open window in one of the old disused hotel rooms, up a ladder into the crawl space, through the crawl space to an access point above the used part of the hot...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:22 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Irish tourist in trouble in Australia (part 34276)
Replies: 16
Views: 1668

Re: Irish tourist in trouble in Australia (part 34276)

Fair play to him, I've done something similar. Involved me climbing the fire escape next door, walking along the roof of the pub, through an open window in one of the old disused hotel rooms, up a ladder into the crawl space, through the crawl space to an access point above the used part of the hot...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:11 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

Was he speaking in Hindi when he sledged Warner? Is it not a fair request to ask him to speak in English? Why, does Warner refuse to speak Hindi? Does anyone have a translation of whatever it was that was said? I'm sure he wasn't swearing at Warner or anything. Indians are too polite and respectful...
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:23 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

guy smiley wrote: You're padded up on a work day?
'ken oath.
by Thomas
Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

I'm not defending him but when some wobbly-chinned cock-blanket suggests that his behaviour is typical of every Australian sportsman, well, I get a bit punchy.
by Thomas
Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:55 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Training Thread - all aspects of fitness and health
Replies: 27083
Views: 1992167

Re: The Rugby Strength and Conditioning Thread

So I've got patella tendinitis. Yay for me. Can't squat until my physio says so and I'm not allowed to ever do box jumps again apparently.

Sucks because I'd just started a new cycle.
by Thomas
Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:54 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

Yesterday it was Martin Crowe and today it's David Leggat who's teeing off at Warner and CA http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11388769 Not too many punches being pulled in this article Warner is the obnoxious face of Australian cricket's ugly mob, a short man with a b...
by Thomas
Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:42 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: James Blunt vs Chris Bryant MP
Replies: 99
Views: 6927

Re: James Blunt vs Chris Bryant MP

ScarfaceClaw wrote:The key question is what does Azelia Banks think of it.
She's 2edgy4me m8.
by Thomas
Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:40 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

Armchair_Superstar wrote:Lehman supporting his behaviour, lowest of the low.
Nah.
by Thomas
Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:15 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Party invoice: Boy sent bill for birthday no-show
Replies: 127
Views: 8232

Re: Party invoice: Boy sent bill for birthday no-show

It is absurd. My son had his 4th birthday party recently. All in, we spent perhaps £10 to £15 per head on the kids invited (we really didn't add it up). Every single child who came brought a present with them that would probably have similar value and every single one has already (or will) invite h...
by Thomas
Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:07 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

The thing Australians need to understand is that, for pretty much anyone in the world who is not Australian, this guy is Australia. The penchant for foul-mouthed abuse, the cringing lack of cultural awareness, the sheer bovine stupidity of the man - it all screams Australia. Indeed, I would go so f...
by Thomas
Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:34 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

What was his science project? A papier mache volcano that erupts when you put baking soda and vinegar in it? "Here is de mountain that burps! It is a mighty mountain! Be afraid of mountain!" Nah understood he use a pocket knife, cutting out a adult male kangeroos balls and made across on his arse ,...
by Thomas
Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:29 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 29274
Views: 2042376

Re: The Australian Politics Thread

towny wrote:+1

Most importantly, Shorten has demonstrated smarts and humility not to disrupt Abbott as he shits all over himself.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake."
Exactly. He's playing it cool.

All he has to do is smile and point at Abbott and Hockey and he's the next PM.
by Thomas
Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: David Warner continuing the fine tradition
Replies: 344
Views: 22006

Re: David Warner continuing the fine tradition

What was his science project? A papier mache volcano that erupts when you put baking soda and vinegar in it? "Here is de mountain that burps! It is a mighty mountain! Be afraid of mountain!" Nah understood he use a pocket knife, cutting out a adult male kangeroos balls and made across on his arse ,...