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wamberal99 wrote:If not for rugby, what would New Zealand be?

Still two thousand kms away from you, ya sad fuck.

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True Blue wrote:
Pikeys don't exist in NZ so we're not used to them. The closest we have is South Islanders.

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A visual gag in the smoking area of a pub, take off a shoe and blow smoke into it, set it on the table and ask what it is.

A Syrian at a bus stop.

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Don't fall for a false sense of security in lift when alone. It may stop and take on some one else. NB Never get into a lift that has a smell of BO - you will be the owner when someone gets on at another floor. So what do you suggest to avoid this? Take a good sniff as the lift doors open and bail ...

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troglodiet wrote:
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HKCJ wrote:Trogs wins the jackpot and a mystery weekend for two
Oboe lessons included?

Just for clarity: is this a threat or a promise?

Just asking, like.

It was a question.

I guess you had to be here.

There's photographic evidence around somewhere. TB63 or dagless created it, I'm sure they'd share.

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bessantj wrote:
Lacrobat wrote:
And in Wales, that's how we get a wife.

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Sandstorm wrote:Not even pen-pals

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Sandstorm wrote:
globus wrote:Jolly good! I suspect few will know of that race on here.
My dad was Stirling Moss's mechanic in 1954.

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HKCJ wrote:Trogs wins the jackpot and a mystery weekend for two

Oboe lessons included?

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I tried, but it lasted as long as an Oundle flounce.

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The look on Trump's face suggests he wants to take his ball and go home.

It reminds me of an old Leslie Gore song: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

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Vicar of Dibley wrote:Basically Santa is an arsehole.

Thankfully he mostly only posts on the Trump thread nowadays, seemingly awarded some relevance amongst his peers in a little clique of self-congratulatory contrarians.

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Hong Kong wrote:especially for Guy S

Yup, I think he'd probably view that on his phone, and you'll have wrecked his margins.

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Jeff the Bear wrote:
Margin_Walker wrote:
bessantj wrote:Just keeps getting funnier.

That just killed me
It's a good scream, but it's not quite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg&t=2m20s

F*ck me sideways, five seconds of watching that and I've almost lost the will to live.

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https://www.facebook.com/VTaardvark/vid ... 46518/?t=0

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Great to see the big man giving the thumbs up :thumbup: SA sounds like a dangerous place to visit, the missus wants to go there next year for her birthday to experience the wildlife thing. Will probably be Kruger, thanks to Trog's posting of his contribution to the 50 stories publication, which I d...

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I hope he pulls through OK. SA sounds like a dangerous place to visit, the missus wants to go there next year for her birthday to experience the wildlife thing. Will probably be Kruger, thanks to Trog's posting of his contribution to the 50 stories publication, which I duly purchased. I don't think ...

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Mullet 2 wrote:Well done all Kiwis.

Great sports Saturday night

To Ali's Choice....How did you like your prison style manshaming?

Often.

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Well played those Irish lads, well played. Some real ticker in that team now, which has led to belief and trust. Ireland have always had the passion and the courage, but this belief has been the key ingredient they never quite mastered until recently, IMO. Now that they've knocked the AB's over a co...

SilverGrin · Re: Official Thread: Ireland vs All Blacks 17 Nov 2018 1900 Cheers Turbo.

Cheers Turbo.

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A friend of mine was asking if there were any links to stream this game?

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Where was this outrage the previous weekend when Farrell dropped his shoulder illegally and didn't get cited for a penalty offence resulting in a hollow victory? In the many posts made after he did it with all the English posters admitting he should have had anything from a penalty to a red card an...

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I hope Floppykid has some support people on standby for this game. If the AB's win with a contentious refereeing decision there's going to be pages and pages of him and the other unhinged swarmists giving liberal rounds of fucks about the bent ref and the dirty Kiwis.

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A5D5E5 wrote:I love how a thread ostensibly created for SA fans to be good losers and England fans to be gracious winners has attracted NZers who can't stand threads that are not about them and the predictable chippy Welshman who can't stand anything.

What a bitchy post.

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massive_field_goal wrote:
Edinburgh01 wrote:Wild horses could not drag me onto that.
why not? it's a quality, made in china suspended glass boardwalk

Who's going to return it the next day?

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Heads Up Welshies.

WhineyIslander is going to be all over your threads, throwing tanties and raging against the ref and your team.

Unless the Wallabies win.

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TB63 wrote:Few glasses of wine on top of a couple of pints whilst watching the match, then waking up on the sofa at 4am..wide awake now and pissed orf. .

Time to crack open another jar of Peanut Butter.

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Brumbie_Steve wrote:A Scottish man has had his peanut butter encrusted testicles bitten off by his dog. The dog is called Biggie Smalls or something like that.

The trick is to stop them after they've licked the peanut butter off.

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guy smiley wrote:
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jdogscoop wrote:Mrs jdogscoop and I were delighted to find the seats at Rod Laver Arena were cheaper than the standing section for a particularly popular upcoming gig.
The Roger Whittaker and Nana Mouskouri World Tour isn't that particularly popular.
Demis Roussos has the support...

He's dead at the moment.

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jdogscoop wrote:Mrs jdogscoop and I were delighted to find the seats at Rod Laver Arena were cheaper than the standing section for a particularly popular upcoming gig.

The Roger Whittaker and Nana Mouskouri World Tour isn't that particularly popular.

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Earlier on it was beers 'o' clock in work and a bunch of us were sitting around the table when one of the 'older' lads pointed out that one of the junior staff had hair like Val Killmer from Top Gun...but the joke didn't go down that well, because none of the junior staff knew who Val Kilmer was. :...

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shanky wrote:
guy smiley wrote:I'll give you Aura Bora

everything else about this whole thing is as lame as...

lame as...

ummm. A lame thing.

Shag's Rock?

Poite's Point?

New Ireland?

As long as it's not New Nauru.

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to be fair, New New Zealand Island is a pretty lame name to give it It's not often you get to name an island, I think you need to push the boat out a bit Let's see what we can up with? My starters below - Sanctimony Cove - Aura Bora - Reffo Heaveno - Isla l'Dole Did you enjoy that red wine and stea...

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CrazyIslander wrote:You're refusing that the ABs get the rub of the green from the ref.

You're still at it you whiney little bitch?

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eldanielfire wrote:

I think

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I’m surprised there is disagreement about this tbh. You are? With the likes of Phil Kearns and Whineyislander in full fettle there should be no surprises that refs, AR's, broadcasters, world rugby and every sentient being in the galaxy is out to ensure the AB's must not lose. Even Justin Marshall h...

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CrazyIslander wrote:
Thanks Kid A

Jesus H. C.
Are you still sooking?

You Aussies really know how to go the raw prawn.

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CrazyIslander wrote:Poite missed a lot of forward passes from the ABs and crooked lineouts but seemed pedantic when picking up Wobs infringements.

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Asking for a friend if there are any links to this game?

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Winnie wrote:
Taranaki Snapper wrote:
Early ATAT?

Not much gets past you.

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