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by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:38 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 28240
Views: 1145375

Re: The Australian Politics Thread

:thumbup: I like Michael Pascoe. Australians have to either accept less or pay more. Our leaders need to stop pandering to our selfishness and greed. Most Australians have it so good but we're still convinced that we're somehow battlers who pay too much and receive not enough. We need a plum like Ke...
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:49 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Tomorrow I will be listing the guidelines. This will give you a few days to contemplate the regime and decide whether or not you're actually in. We'll start this on January 13 and it will finish on 13th February. Things you will need: - Set of decent scales - Weight loss goal for the end of the per...
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:36 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 28240
Views: 1145375

Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Libs have to cull him. He's a f**king lunatic; more suited to some fringe party. Or maybe take him out the back and shoot him. He belongs in Family First on the Fred Nile Group. fudge him. This. If Abbott was half the man he pretends to be, he would have taken him out the back and punched holes in ...
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Tomorrow I will be listing the guidelines. This will give you a few days to contemplate the regime and decide whether or not you're actually in. We'll start this on January 13 and it will finish on 13th February. Things you will need: - Set of decent scales - Weight loss goal for the end of the per...
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:37 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 28240
Views: 1145375

Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Libs have to cull him.

He's a f**king lunatic; more suited to some fringe party.
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:36 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Thomas wrote:
towny wrote::lol:

I just BRIEFLY contemplated the contents of Thomas' wank bank.
It's a horrible, shame-filled place. I shudder just going in there for material.
:uhoh:

Do you play golf?
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:15 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

:lol:

I just BRIEFLY contemplated the contents of Thomas' wank bank.
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:09 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Tomorrow I will be listing the guidelines. This will give you a few days to contemplate the regime and decide whether or not you're actually in. We'll start this on January 13 and it will finish on 13th February. Things you will need: - Set of decent scales - Weight loss goal for the end of the peri...
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:08 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

sewa wrote:I am also pretty fat, I just remembered dont shit in the en suite when you've had 8 pints of belgian beer and the room is tiny, i am close to puking up my dinner, is that a good start?
Yep!!

Whatever it takes! :thumbup:
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:04 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: FAO Golfers - Planet Rugby Golf Championship 2015
Replies: 188
Views: 3573

Re: FAO Golfers - Planet Rugby Golf Championship 2015

Hey!!! This tournament is coming up. Better get onto the course soon. :uhoh: If your ever on the Gold Coast for a game I can get you on any resort course as a guest of the PGA. Sanctuary Cove The Palms is only $60, Just played for the first time in 3 years and started off Par Birdie Par then went t...
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 28240
Views: 1145375

Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Corey Bernadi appears to have become a pariah.... :) Liberal MP Warren Entsch attacks Cory Bernardi on 'gay obsession' Liberal MP Warren Entsch has launched an extraordinary attack on Cory Bernardi, saying he is worried by his colleague's ''obsession'' with gay people. Mr Entsch, a former parliament...
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:23 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Leinster in London wrote:I've already lost 3-4k since the 2nd Jan.
Your programme is not ambitious enough for me to join.
Good luck peeps.
Nice work. :thumbup:
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: FAO Golfers - Planet Rugby Golf Championship 2015
Replies: 188
Views: 3573

Re: FAO Golfers - Planet Rugby Golf Championship 2015

Hey!!!

This tournament is coming up. Better get onto the course soon. :uhoh:
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:18 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Thomas wrote:I'm pretty buff but I could always lose a couple of kilos.

Count me in!

Also, what can you do about my baldness and the fact my sweat smells like burnt metal?
I may be a miracle worker, but I'm not Lawn Jebus.
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:17 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Is this one of those diets where you suggest eggs for breakfast every day? It's greasy and made me feel poorly last time I tried it. And the rule 1 was done on the old bored. You snooze, you lose. It hasn't started and I can already hear complaining? You're either in or you're out. I can guarantee*...
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:08 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Salanya wrote:
buy all the meat, seafood and vegetables you want. Make sure you've got plenty of butter and olive oil and chocolate. You're going to need lots of bacon and egss. Full fat cheese and yoghurt if you're into that. Full fat everything.
fixed
Sorry. No chocolate is on the menu. :(
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:04 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

No class, these Ozzies. And I prefer curvy over chubby, thank you very much. My apologies. I have edited my post accordingly. And I've got plenty of class. I own like 4 or 5 suits. My shoes are expensive. I open doors for ladies and don't eat off their plate unless it looks like they're not going t...
by towny
Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:00 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

I'd like to lose some weight, but I'm not sure if I want to do it with the assistance of a name-calling Ozzie..... Well, that rules you out then, plum. :shock: that's no way to talk to a chubby lady Ouch, but anyway I live across the road from a very cheap and excellent seafood and meat wholesaler....
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:47 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

:blush:

woops!!!
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:42 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Salanya wrote:I'd like to lose some weight, but I'm not sure if I want to do it with the assistance of a name-calling Ozzie.....
You want to lose weight?

You want a better life?

You want to sweat less?


Then get involved in my free* program.

:thumbup:
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:37 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Righto.

Originally I said we'd start in February, but perhaps we should strike while the iron's hot?


Start next Monday okay with everyone?
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:31 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Nieghorn wrote:I could be in. I'm poor as fucken, though so don't expect any payment, you snake oil swindler.
Welcome big man.
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:23 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

:thumbup:
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:20 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

Intercept Try wrote:I am 93.4 kg at 179cm I really need to loose 7-8 kg so I am in. BMI is on the verge of saying I am Obese

:thumbup:

3!!
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:10 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

LastExit wrote:I'm in. Do I have to cut out the beer?

Image

You'll see.

2 volunteers already! You fat fucks are going to make bored history! :thumbup:
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:01 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

I'm in...I've just relaised I've got moobs... :( ...little ones but they're there. This on someone who was nicknamed B.O.B (bag of bones) in school. You're in!! Stay tuned. Over the next week or so we are going to be going over the rules. Until the 1st of Feb, continue living like a sloth. :thumbup...
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:47 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Re: Attention Fatties - Volunteer Required

I'm in...I've just relaised I've got moobs... :( ...little ones but they're there. This on someone who was nicknamed B.O.B (bag of bones) in school. You're in!! Stay tuned. Over the next week or so we are going to be going over the rules. Until the 1st of Feb, continue living like a sloth. :thumbup:
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:45 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne
Replies: 977
Views: 62291

Re: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne

Jay Cee Gee wrote:
Yourmother wrote:JCG. You missed [/THREAD]
Yeah, f**ked if I'm going through 16 pages of that once I saw Towny's post.
8)

Want to rumble plum?
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Towny's Weight Loss Programme
Replies: 1158
Views: 60894

Towny's Weight Loss Programme

Hi there overweight posters! Are you sick of people laughing at you? Are you sick of people calling you "Lardarse" and "Fatty-fatty Boomsticks"? Have you tried loads of diets and exercise fads and found it too hard to get motivated? Perhaps you're a lazy plum who couldn't be arsed? Well, perhaps thi...
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:19 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Reasons behind WW1
Replies: 516
Views: 28333

Re: Reasons behind WW1

Incorrect - the High Sea's fleet made more forays into the North Sea following Jutland - you have to remember the Germans were trying to catch and destroy detached elements of the Royal Navy not fight the whole Grand Fleet. The German sailors were brave and competent - the 1918 mutiny was dues to t...
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:13 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Reasons behind WW1
Replies: 516
Views: 28333

Re: Reasons behind WW1

If we're being serious about WW1, surely it's not that controversial to say none of the Great Powers were coming from an altruistic place? Germany's unification had created the most powerful European country, more powerful than any of GB+Ire, France, Russia, AH or the Turks. However, Germany had no...
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:26 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne
Replies: 977
Views: 62291

Re: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne

Would sir, care for some more sand with that vagina? I have no issues with Aussies, and rugby wise I support them as a second team. In hindsight my posts did sound a bit plum. As for you, you old fluffer boy, barely a day escapes without some cringeworthy internet forum fluffing. Thanks mate!! I wa...
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:19 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne
Replies: 977
Views: 62291

Re: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne

and for the hockey fans (Farva), you may notice a Kookaburra at the edge of one of those pics. He's a founding member and now leader of the Tasmanian branch of the FLS. :lol: :lol: Tasmanian branch - this shit's going global! Which of the guys in the pic is the mate making you buy a blue shit for h...
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:55 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne
Replies: 977
Views: 62291

Re: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne

jambanja wrote:
towny wrote:good one....
:lol:

Well if you hadn't been sooo ready to get indignant and defensive, you might have got SAM's joke, quite a good one to be fair...
I still don't get it.

:blush:
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:54 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Australian Politics Thread
Replies: 28240
Views: 1145375

Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Zakar wrote:
Mat the Expat wrote: And a bit of yoof:

Image

:shock: Who is that??

I'm guessing it is a very flattering photo.
Kate Ellis.

:thumbup:
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne
Replies: 977
Views: 62291

Re: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne

I'm glad one thing has been agreed by all; Richard Hadlee is a f**king wanker and his opinion accounts for shit. He's a pompous, silly old windbag who should be physically assaulted at all times he dares open his stupid f**king mouth. Australian crowds worked him out 30 years ago. 8) Unlike Austral...
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:19 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne
Replies: 977
Views: 62291

Re: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne

I'm glad one thing has been agreed by all; Richard Hadlee is a f**king wanker and his opinion accounts for shit.

He's a pompous, silly old windbag who should be physically assaulted at all times he dares open his stupid f**king mouth.


Australian crowds worked him out 30 years ago. 8)
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:07 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne
Replies: 977
Views: 62291

Re: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne

He hadn't seen bowling like that? The rule that bowlers can only bowl 2 bouncers per over per batsmen was in response to the Windies bowling whole overs of them from each end. Who are you people?!!! :? I was hoping someone was going to mention that, how many did he bowl again? If he really wanted t...
by towny
Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:18 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne
Replies: 977
Views: 62291

Re: Piers Morgan "beaten-up" by Brett Lee in Melbourne

Zakar wrote:Who would want a wang that big? Bashing against a cervix playing just the tip can't be fun.
:lol:

oh, fudge off!!


I wish my wang was so big that circus freak shows offered me a job as a headline.