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Vintage Sexton all day, Sexton of the last couple of years is like watching Tindall at the end of his career. Painful. Faz will always be a robot 7/10. I will say, if I wanted someone to show just how much you can achieve through hard work, I'd pick Farrell every time. The guy has comparatively lit...

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Vintage Sexton all day, Sexton of the last couple of years is like watching Tindall at the end of his career. Painful. Faz will always be a robot 7/10. I will say, if I wanted someone to show just how much you can achieve through hard work, I'd pick Farrell every time. The guy has comparatively lit...

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happyhooker wrote:Ffs you lot started early. It's only Wednesday you know.

Wait, Wednesday? I thought it as Sunday!

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frillage wrote:
crash 669 wrote:white russian, good shout. I'll have one, a pint of mild and a pickled egg in salt and vinegar crisps. And I know you can't reach the spirits, that's what the stool's for ffs.

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She’s 7, give her a break.

It's not like this is her first shift. I see why Gary docks her pay.

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Both great when their packs are on top, getting front foot ball and everything is going rosey. Both are equally capable of completely shitting the bed when the above conditions are not present. The same could be said of Billy Burns at Ulster, or wee Julie playing 10 for Taranaki U13 Girl’s C Team ....

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white russian, good shout. I'll have one, a pint of mild and a pickled egg in salt and vinegar crisps. And I know you can't reach the spirits, that's what the stool's for ffs.

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Lads, Gary appears to have snuffed it. He's slumped over a crate of Babycham in the corner I've seen this before, he's been at the wood polish again. Don't worry once the rigor mortis eases off he'll be back. Someone get upstairs and see if his daughter's about. She looks a bit funny, but she knows...

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Actually are there any pickled eggs? After a week in here I need some firming up.

And have you got any of that Serbian stuff left Gary? You know, the stuff we smuggled through customs that time, sent that fella blind for a bit. Aye, two shots of that ta.

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Sefton wrote:The one that doesn’t break.

His body or the line?

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Is there an option for someone who isn't a cunt?

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Wait, was I just throwing at the mirror?

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Double stoly thank you Gary.

Oi, globus, colonel said he wanted to hear about how you invented the graphics card! Well put the shovel down and come in here then!

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Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt. And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw. Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the bar Have you seen her mate though? **Buys the wingman Welshman a beer and points him at the big bon...

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Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.

And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.

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colonel wrote:I'll get one in while you're throwing

Im getting a Golden Pippin, what are you on?

If he's change the barrel I'll have an UBU, that last one was rough.

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Not Michael Fatialofa, but Mose Masoe the rugby league player, who got a spinal injury in I think the same week as Fatialofa. Now being sent out of hospital because of coronavirus. Thankfully he's just starting to walk again with the aid of support bars. There were worries he'd never walk again, so ...

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My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this. Once he enters the dry room upstairs, that is the last you will ever seen of him :twisted: Is this pub in Oundle then ? THe shute in the corner goes straight ...

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The top pic of Heid Inn. Where the f do you rest your pint? On your knee? Fancy tossers pub, lacks drinking apparatus. That picture is just the other end of the skittles alley, not the actual bar. In the pub it's the normal set up with tables and shit. Ok, whose up for a game of Aunt Sally?... Now ...

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The top pic of Heid Inn. Where the f do you rest your pint? On your knee? Fancy tossers pub, lacks drinking apparatus. That picture is just the other end of the skittles alley, not the actual bar. In the pub it's the normal set up with tables and shit. Ok, whose up for a game of Aunt Sally?... Now ...

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I've finally seen the end of Half Life: Alyx (never going to play it since it's VR only). Christ Valve, they've still got it, but if they don't make half life 3 there should be riots.

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just recalled one thing I miss from pubs, and that is a pinball machine or a Fussball. When off my tits I could never manage a video game, but table footy or pinball was Ninja-time and helped burn off getting too wankered. Plus you could get Laydeez to join in and look at their bum / down their ban...

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just recalled one thing I miss from pubs, and that is a pinball machine or a Fussball. When off my tits I could never manage a video game, but table footy or pinball was Ninja-time and helped burn off getting too wankered. Plus you could get Laydeez to join in and look at their bum / down their ban...

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The big question though - sparklers or no sparklers?

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My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this. You recovered from your Saturday night blow out Double H? Aye. Never been one for long hangovers. I could have drunk yesterday, but think I should ration and ...

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First trip to Ikea with the missus. :uhoh: F**k. Me. I’ve made that mistake twice in my life. Never again. Women & decorating / Ikea could be a whole thread on its own. Literally this morning my wife goes on about ‘we need new walls, I want to paint the cupboards, and we will need new curtains” My ...

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The first time I felt fine the day after a heavy session on the booze, but the day after that I felt like absolute shit.

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happyhooker wrote:
Frodder wrote:Sunday night quiz on?
I did a Saturday night zoom pub quiz with mates that included drinking forfeits.

Hence my head today.

Ha me too. Won, match.

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Ever get a hangover that doesn't affect your head but just gives you a rough stomach? Felt rough all bloody day.

So a pint of ale ta, settle the system.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163715/amp/Billy-Joe-Saunders-apologises-clip-emerged-teaching-men-hit-female-partners.html Why is BJS such a twat? Maybe it's because he comes from a community that generally treat women like the property of men What community is that then? C u nts. I've go...

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Lord Denning wrote:Is Gary doing the usual Sunday roast lunch?.

I wondered where the cat had gone.

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Fucks sake lads, where's everyone gone?

I'm worried about getting scurvy at this stage so 6 kamakaze shots please Gary and one of the next twat who comes in for a drink.

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I'm working from home but if I wasn't I'd have a snakebite whenever I felt like it A couple of guys went into the Coach and Horses in the 80s and ordered snakebites. Norman looked at them and said 'f u ck off this isn't a cocktail bar.' Insert shandy/gin and tonic/rum and coke into this oft repeate...

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Leonardo Di Caprio. It took Scorcese & Tarantino to extract good performances from him but credit where it's due, it's been a remarkable turnaround from a once mediocre actor. His early work demonstrated just how good an actor DiCaprio is. Granted, there has been some mid-career coasting, but he's ...

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While appreciating he was a good looking rooster whose appeal to women was obvious, I could not see why people thought Brad Pitt was any sort of an actor. However, after very much enjoying his performance in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, I will concede he is solid. He's very one note imo, his look...

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Loving Liberals wishing death on politicians. Thanks for the reassuring sense of normality boys. Who are you talking to? Liberals duh How did he get tested if he only has "mild symptoms"? He's the flipping Prime Minister. Of course he's been tested. Last thing we need is him infecting every other s...

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Leonardo Di Caprio. It took Scorcese & Tarantino to extract good performances from him but credit where it's due, it's been a remarkable turnaround from a once mediocre actor. That’s not true at all, DiCaprio was an excellent actor from the jump. Take a look at Gilbert Grape and This Boys Life wher...

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JM2K6 wrote:
crash 669 wrote:Maybe if he croaks it we'll finally figure out how many kids he has by who turns up to the funeral.
Only if they like him

One of them hasn't met him yet so they might show.

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Maybe if he croaks it we'll finally figure out how many kids he has by who turns up to the funeral.

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I've used this as an excuse not to drink really. Had a couple of heavy weekends before the lockdown, so nothing except on the weekend and even then not going overboard. It'd be very easy just to booze your way through it - though I suppose being thoughtful about drinking too much is probably a good ...

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