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by aitch@wasps
Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Saints vs Wasps, Fri, 7.45, BTS
Replies: 215
Views: 6727

Re: Saints vs Wasps, Fri, 7.45, BTS

I think you're talking a massive load of bollocks and should go back to writing racy novels for ladies of a certain age.
That's one of the funniest things I've seen in ages! Chapeau, sir...
by aitch@wasps
Sat Mar 21, 2015 11:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: RIP - Fruit n 2 Veg
Replies: 252
Views: 31535

Re: RIP - Fruit n 2 Veg

Rotten news, so long Fruity...
by aitch@wasps
Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:09 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Rum Thread
Replies: 46
Views: 2242

Re: The Rum Thread

My mum is rather partial to Don Papa, we got her a bottle of it for Christmas...
by aitch@wasps
Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:38 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Post your facebook friends tedious status updates*
Replies: 1125
Views: 135163

Re: Post your facebook friends tedious status updates*

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by aitch@wasps
Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:49 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Post your facebook friends tedious status updates*
Replies: 1125
Views: 135163

Re: Post your facebook friends tedious status updates*

My hairdresser is constantly whining on FB that her husband goes to the pub every evening on his way home from work & doesnt get in until around 9pm by which time she & the kids are usually in bed and his dinner is in the microwave. I have tried to explain to her than rather than making him look bad...
by aitch@wasps
Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:40 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Buena Vista Social Club
Replies: 22
Views: 1535

Re: Buena Vista Social Club

We've seen BVSC at The Royal Albert Hall twice - it's a massive party! Omara Portuondo (the old lady Merry referred too - not quite 88 as she was born in 1930) gets everyone on their feet and before you know it, the place is rocking! Last time, we were outside in the smoking lounge when Omara arrive...
by aitch@wasps
Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:57 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Buena Vista Social Club
Replies: 22
Views: 1535

Re: Buena Vista Social Club

Right, so my potential buyer cant use the tix, so... they're up for grabs! Get 'em while they're hot!
by aitch@wasps
Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:19 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Nutribullet, anyone use one?
Replies: 53
Views: 5892

Re: Nutribullet, anyone use one?

You do realise all those 'bits' are roughage that prevent nasties such as bowel cancer?
by aitch@wasps
Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:43 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: What are you lot giving up for Lent?
Replies: 42
Views: 1889

Re: What are you lot giving up for Lent?

Reading Planet Rug... Oh wait!
by aitch@wasps
Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:40 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: What are you not giving up for Lent?
Replies: 3
Views: 341

Re: What are you not giving up for Lent?

I'm not giving up having a cold apparently... FFS I had one last week & now I've got another? Gimme a break!
by aitch@wasps
Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:53 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Boiler cost? - London
Replies: 93
Views: 5084

Re: Boiler cost? - London

My cousin, who used to work for British Gas, installed my new combi boiler about 7 years ago. He wont recommend anything other than Worcester Bosch, so that's what I got at a cost of approx £2750. It's brilliant.
by aitch@wasps
Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:41 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Pancake Day - how do you have yours?
Replies: 34
Views: 3619

Re: Pancake Day - how do you have yours?

1 x ginger sauce, 1 x salted caramel sauce & 1 x golden syrup...
by aitch@wasps
Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:12 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Buena Vista Social Club
Replies: 22
Views: 1535

Re: Buena Vista Social Club

We've seen them 3 or 4 times now and have tix to see them again on 5th April at The Royal Albert Hall in their very last tour, aptly named as the 'Adios' tour... Sadly, we shall be in Toulon watching rugby as I completely forgot about it and had booked flights before remembering - duh! Think I may h...
by aitch@wasps
Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:02 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Are you a real man?
Replies: 109
Views: 5582

Re: Are you a real man?

Only 31,34,35 & 50 are a problem for me. :D 34 is not a problem but I'm with OS on the other 3. I hope this isn't the first step on the downhill path to HairyQueendom... :blush: And what about number 41 darling? Anyway, seems that I too am almost a real man apart from the footy & mechanical gubbins...
by aitch@wasps
Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Psychopath Test
Replies: 99
Views: 6478

Re: The Psychopath Test

Not all wimmin are psychopaths, I scored 8...
by aitch@wasps
Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Shaun Edwards' son
Replies: 118
Views: 6386

Re: Shaun Edwards' son

Brazil wrote:
aitch@wasps wrote:I love the way it is assumed that because of their perceived stardom, young James's parents must be rich! They both live in London, have you seen the cost of child-care in London lately?
2700 pages, eight bannings, one off-board friendship frivolously discarded...
;) :lol:
by aitch@wasps
Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:53 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Shaun Edwards' son
Replies: 118
Views: 6386

Re: Shaun Edwards' son

I love the way it is assumed that because of their perceived stardom, young James's parents must be rich! They both live in London, have you seen the cost of child-care in London lately?
by aitch@wasps
Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:44 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Eddie Butler - Tabloid Journalist
Replies: 13
Views: 1516

Re: Eddie Butler - Tabloid Journalist

This is probably my fault. Butler had the misfortune to have to walk past me on Saturday as he entered the stadium just at a point when my patience was being severely tested. Think I might have snarled at him, he did look slightly alarmed...
by aitch@wasps
Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:12 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Attention Wasps fans
Replies: 13
Views: 1807

Re: Attention Wasps fans

Just a tip - if you do have to call the club, dont choose the ticket office option (it'll transfer you through to Ticketscheister), wait to speak to a member of stsff (very last option, cant remember whether you just stay on the line or press zero?)...
by aitch@wasps
Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:56 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Attention Wasps fans
Replies: 13
Views: 1807

Re: Attention Wasps fans

Tickets are usually received during the week running up to the game. The club are having to print paper tickets to season ticket holders as the Ricoh isnt set up to cope with the same system as Adams Park was. I would suggest that if you havent received your tickets by the Thursday, you should conta...
by aitch@wasps
Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: How do you deal with Monday morning blues?
Replies: 27
Views: 2276

Re: How do you deal with Monday morning blues?

Get a job you actually enjoy?
by aitch@wasps
Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:25 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: How often should you change your jumper ?
Replies: 44
Views: 4771

Re: How often should you change your jumper ?

In an office environment? Started a new job recently and the dress code is casual which is great. I like to wear a warm jumper on these cold mornings. Seems a shame to just get one wear (day) out a nice clean jumper. Thats five jumpers a week. Who wants that. Depends on the fibre of the sweater, wh...
by aitch@wasps
Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:02 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coffee.
Replies: 130
Views: 14433

Re: Coffee.

Annoyingly, I can no longer tolerate coffee. It's not the caffiene either, it's just coffee in any shape or form. For about six months or so earlier this year, I was suffering with some very strange symptoms: extreme fatigue, aching limbs etc. I had several blood tests as the doc thought it might be...
by aitch@wasps
Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Bin lorry crashes into pedestrians in Glasgow
Replies: 93
Views: 8720

Re: Bin lorry crashes into pedestrians in Glasgow

Am I the only one who thinks, whilst watching the TV coverage of all the bouquet tributes at the site this morning, how ironic it is that the rotting blooms will eventually be cleared away by a refuse truck? Well I can only talk for myself, and have not seen much on here regarding floral tributes, ...
by aitch@wasps
Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:10 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Bin lorry crashes into pedestrians in Glasgow
Replies: 93
Views: 8720

Re: Bin lorry crashes into pedestrians in Glasgow

Am I the only one who thinks, whilst watching the TV coverage of all the bouquet tributes at the site this morning, how ironic it is that the rotting blooms will eventually be cleared away by a refuse truck?
by aitch@wasps
Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:56 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Eyebrows..
Replies: 43
Views: 4386

Re: Eyebrows..

Despite going grey, my eyebrows have stayed dark, just the odd white hair here& there...

Doog is rather fond of my brows for some reason, especially when I raise one at someone other than him!
by aitch@wasps
Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:04 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: A place to rent..
Replies: 29
Views: 5269

Re: A place to rent..

Windsor & Maidenhead voted 26th most desirable place to live in the...














Mirror!
by aitch@wasps
Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:49 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Grauniad: Fat woman complains about summer fatism
Replies: 271
Views: 21743

Re: Grauniad: Fat woman complains about summer fatism

She's 'intrusive' because she's wearing less and more 'disgusting' to others. That's her whole point, ffs. She won't be disgusting if she loses some weight, and summer is the perfect time for that. She's looking for some sympathy and understanding, but she says we won't have to worry by Autumn as s...
by aitch@wasps
Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:08 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: A place to rent..
Replies: 29
Views: 5269

Re: A place to rent..

That bit hasnt flooded in all the time I've lived in Maidenhead (38 years on & off). Further along by Boulters Lock is where the flooding used to happen...

Thanks for your kind words Flack. I'm sure we'll sort something out at some point.
by aitch@wasps
Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:55 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: French Food Sucks
Replies: 64
Views: 5197

Re: French Food Sucks

I had a pretty decent Neddy burger in Dunkirk t'other week...
by aitch@wasps
Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:47 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: A place to rent..
Replies: 29
Views: 5269

Re: A place to rent..

I very nearly brought one of penthouse (one bed) flats in that development many years ago! It's a nice area but a tad 'out of town', guess it depends what your preferences are.

We would appreciate the close of business, look forward to it...with interest!
by aitch@wasps
Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:51 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: SHers: what Christmas songs do you sing?
Replies: 52
Views: 3236

Re: SHers: what Christmas songs do you sing?

True Blue wrote:People sing xmas songs? I thought that was only done in the movies.

Fvcking robbed. :x

Yes, we're off to The Royal Albert Hall today to do exactly that...
by aitch@wasps
Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:43 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Men......Pull your weight at Christmas
Replies: 112
Views: 6413

Re: Men......Pull your weight at Christmas

Was pleasantly surprised that Doog purchased his mother's pressie this year. I get all other pressies (just immediate family & two close friends). And I've told him what I'd like (and purchased them, in two instances!). We usually go to his mum's on the day. He cooks Christmas lunch (beef welly), hi...
by aitch@wasps
Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Post a purchase pic, get a Globus anecdote.
Replies: 6318
Views: 775684

Re: Your most recent purchase

A beautiful tangerine coloured Johnstons of Elgin cashmere shawl & a pair of lime green butter-soft leather gloves - both brand new on eBay. My Christmas presents from Doog...
by aitch@wasps
Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:15 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Female ref in the Pro12!
Replies: 40
Views: 3780

Re: Female ref in the Pro12!

Doog & I went to a Legends tournament in Wimbledon over the summer where we witnessed one Buster White, citing officer receive a yellow for his efforts from a lady ref. He wasnt happy!
by aitch@wasps
Fri Dec 05, 2014 3:45 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Work Christmas parties
Replies: 51
Views: 4243

Re: Work Christmas parties

No idea when ours will be but I'm pretty sure I'll be unable to attend... :nod:

Hate them.
by aitch@wasps
Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:10 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Does anyone else heal poorly from certain insect bites?
Replies: 36
Views: 3666

Re: Does anyone else heal poorly from certain insect bites?

Yep Doog & I both suffered badly from summat (unidentified) that bit us in Treviso two years ago. Still got very livid scars...
My poor mum once returned from Spain with 57 mozzi bites on her face (which swelled up like a balloon) alone... :(
by aitch@wasps
Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:12 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: UK "Black Friday" Sales
Replies: 49
Views: 5626

Re: UK "Black Friday" Sales

Swerved it all, my idea of hell...