That's one of the funniest things I've seen in ages! Chapeau, sir...I think you're talking a massive load of bollocks and should go back to writing racy novels for ladies of a certain age.
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- Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:57 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Saints vs Wasps, Fri, 7.45, BTS
- Replies: 215
- Views: 6727
Re: Saints vs Wasps, Fri, 7.45, BTS
- Sat Mar 21, 2015 11:14 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: RIP - Fruit n 2 Veg
- Replies: 252
- Views: 31535
Re: RIP - Fruit n 2 Veg
Rotten news, so long Fruity...
- Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:09 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Rum Thread
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2242
Re: The Rum Thread
My mum is rather partial to Don Papa, we got her a bottle of it for Christmas...
- Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:38 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Post your facebook friends tedious status updates*
- Replies: 1125
- Views: 135163
Re: Post your facebook friends tedious status updates*
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- Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:49 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Post your facebook friends tedious status updates*
- Replies: 1125
- Views: 135163
Re: Post your facebook friends tedious status updates*
My hairdresser is constantly whining on FB that her husband goes to the pub every evening on his way home from work & doesnt get in until around 9pm by which time she & the kids are usually in bed and his dinner is in the microwave. I have tried to explain to her than rather than making him look bad...
- Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:40 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Buena Vista Social Club
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1535
Re: Buena Vista Social Club
We've seen BVSC at The Royal Albert Hall twice - it's a massive party! Omara Portuondo (the old lady Merry referred too - not quite 88 as she was born in 1930) gets everyone on their feet and before you know it, the place is rocking! Last time, we were outside in the smoking lounge when Omara arrive...
- Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:57 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Buena Vista Social Club
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1535
Re: Buena Vista Social Club
Right, so my potential buyer cant use the tix, so... they're up for grabs! Get 'em while they're hot!
- Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:19 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Nutribullet, anyone use one?
- Replies: 53
- Views: 5892
Re: Nutribullet, anyone use one?
You do realise all those 'bits' are roughage that prevent nasties such as bowel cancer?
- Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:43 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: What are you lot giving up for Lent?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1889
Re: What are you lot giving up for Lent?
Reading Planet Rug... Oh wait!
- Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:40 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: What are you not giving up for Lent?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 341
Re: What are you not giving up for Lent?
I'm not giving up having a cold apparently... FFS I had one last week & now I've got another? Gimme a break!
- Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:53 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Boiler cost? - London
- Replies: 93
- Views: 5084
Re: Boiler cost? - London
My cousin, who used to work for British Gas, installed my new combi boiler about 7 years ago. He wont recommend anything other than Worcester Bosch, so that's what I got at a cost of approx £2750. It's brilliant.
- Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:41 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Pancake Day - how do you have yours?
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3619
Re: Pancake Day - how do you have yours?
1 x ginger sauce, 1 x salted caramel sauce & 1 x golden syrup...
- Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:12 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Buena Vista Social Club
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1535
Re: Buena Vista Social Club
We've seen them 3 or 4 times now and have tix to see them again on 5th April at The Royal Albert Hall in their very last tour, aptly named as the 'Adios' tour... Sadly, we shall be in Toulon watching rugby as I completely forgot about it and had booked flights before remembering - duh! Think I may h...
- Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:02 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Are you a real man?
- Replies: 109
- Views: 5582
Re: Are you a real man?
Only 31,34,35 & 50 are a problem for me. :D 34 is not a problem but I'm with OS on the other 3. I hope this isn't the first step on the downhill path to HairyQueendom... :blush: And what about number 41 darling? Anyway, seems that I too am almost a real man apart from the footy & mechanical gubbins...
- Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:48 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Psychopath Test
- Replies: 99
- Views: 6478
Re: The Psychopath Test
Not all wimmin are psychopaths, I scored 8...
- Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:29 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Shaun Edwards' son
- Replies: 118
- Views: 6386
Re: Shaun Edwards' son
Brazil wrote:2700 pages, eight bannings, one off-board friendship frivolously discarded...aitch@wasps wrote:I love the way it is assumed that because of their perceived stardom, young James's parents must be rich! They both live in London, have you seen the cost of child-care in London lately?
- Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:53 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Shaun Edwards' son
- Replies: 118
- Views: 6386
Re: Shaun Edwards' son
I love the way it is assumed that because of their perceived stardom, young James's parents must be rich! They both live in London, have you seen the cost of child-care in London lately?
- Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:44 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Eddie Butler - Tabloid Journalist
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1516
Re: Eddie Butler - Tabloid Journalist
This is probably my fault. Butler had the misfortune to have to walk past me on Saturday as he entered the stadium just at a point when my patience was being severely tested. Think I might have snarled at him, he did look slightly alarmed...
- Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:12 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Attention Wasps fans
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1807
Re: Attention Wasps fans
Just a tip - if you do have to call the club, dont choose the ticket office option (it'll transfer you through to Ticketscheister), wait to speak to a member of stsff (very last option, cant remember whether you just stay on the line or press zero?)...
- Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:56 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Attention Wasps fans
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1807
Re: Attention Wasps fans
Tickets are usually received during the week running up to the game. The club are having to print paper tickets to season ticket holders as the Ricoh isnt set up to cope with the same system as Adams Park was. I would suggest that if you havent received your tickets by the Thursday, you should conta...
- Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:28 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: How do you deal with Monday morning blues?
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2276
Re: How do you deal with Monday morning blues?
Get a job you actually enjoy?
- Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:25 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: How often should you change your jumper ?
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4771
Re: How often should you change your jumper ?
In an office environment? Started a new job recently and the dress code is casual which is great. I like to wear a warm jumper on these cold mornings. Seems a shame to just get one wear (day) out a nice clean jumper. Thats five jumpers a week. Who wants that. Depends on the fibre of the sweater, wh...
- Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:02 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Coffee.
- Replies: 130
- Views: 14433
Re: Coffee.
Annoyingly, I can no longer tolerate coffee. It's not the caffiene either, it's just coffee in any shape or form. For about six months or so earlier this year, I was suffering with some very strange symptoms: extreme fatigue, aching limbs etc. I had several blood tests as the doc thought it might be...
- Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:28 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Bin lorry crashes into pedestrians in Glasgow
- Replies: 93
- Views: 8720
Re: Bin lorry crashes into pedestrians in Glasgow
Am I the only one who thinks, whilst watching the TV coverage of all the bouquet tributes at the site this morning, how ironic it is that the rotting blooms will eventually be cleared away by a refuse truck? Well I can only talk for myself, and have not seen much on here regarding floral tributes, ...
- Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:24 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: What would England be like today if Germany had won the War?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 12879
- Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:10 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Bin lorry crashes into pedestrians in Glasgow
- Replies: 93
- Views: 8720
Re: Bin lorry crashes into pedestrians in Glasgow
Am I the only one who thinks, whilst watching the TV coverage of all the bouquet tributes at the site this morning, how ironic it is that the rotting blooms will eventually be cleared away by a refuse truck?
- Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:56 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Eyebrows..
- Replies: 43
- Views: 4386
Re: Eyebrows..
Despite going grey, my eyebrows have stayed dark, just the odd white hair here& there...
Doog is rather fond of my brows for some reason, especially when I raise one at someone other than him!
Doog is rather fond of my brows for some reason, especially when I raise one at someone other than him!
- Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:04 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: A place to rent..
- Replies: 29
- Views: 5269
Re: A place to rent..
Windsor & Maidenhead voted 26th most desirable place to live in the...
Mirror!
Mirror!
- Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:49 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Grauniad: Fat woman complains about summer fatism
- Replies: 271
- Views: 21743
Re: Grauniad: Fat woman complains about summer fatism
She's 'intrusive' because she's wearing less and more 'disgusting' to others. That's her whole point, ffs. She won't be disgusting if she loses some weight, and summer is the perfect time for that. She's looking for some sympathy and understanding, but she says we won't have to worry by Autumn as s...
- Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:08 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: A place to rent..
- Replies: 29
- Views: 5269
Re: A place to rent..
That bit hasnt flooded in all the time I've lived in Maidenhead (38 years on & off). Further along by Boulters Lock is where the flooding used to happen...
Thanks for your kind words Flack. I'm sure we'll sort something out at some point.
Thanks for your kind words Flack. I'm sure we'll sort something out at some point.
- Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:55 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: French Food Sucks
- Replies: 64
- Views: 5197
Re: French Food Sucks
I had a pretty decent Neddy burger in Dunkirk t'other week...
- Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:47 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: A place to rent..
- Replies: 29
- Views: 5269
Re: A place to rent..
I very nearly brought one of penthouse (one bed) flats in that development many years ago! It's a nice area but a tad 'out of town', guess it depends what your preferences are.
We would appreciate the close of business, look forward to it...with interest!
We would appreciate the close of business, look forward to it...with interest!
- Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:51 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: SHers: what Christmas songs do you sing?
- Replies: 52
- Views: 3236
Re: SHers: what Christmas songs do you sing?
True Blue wrote:People sing xmas songs? I thought that was only done in the movies.
Fvcking robbed.
Yes, we're off to The Royal Albert Hall today to do exactly that...
- Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:43 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Men......Pull your weight at Christmas
- Replies: 112
- Views: 6413
Re: Men......Pull your weight at Christmas
Was pleasantly surprised that Doog purchased his mother's pressie this year. I get all other pressies (just immediate family & two close friends). And I've told him what I'd like (and purchased them, in two instances!). We usually go to his mum's on the day. He cooks Christmas lunch (beef welly), hi...
- Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:28 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Post a purchase pic, get a Globus anecdote.
- Replies: 6318
- Views: 775684
Re: Your most recent purchase
A beautiful tangerine coloured Johnstons of Elgin cashmere shawl & a pair of lime green butter-soft leather gloves - both brand new on eBay. My Christmas presents from Doog...
- Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:15 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Female ref in the Pro12!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 3780
Re: Female ref in the Pro12!
Doog & I went to a Legends tournament in Wimbledon over the summer where we witnessed one Buster White, citing officer receive a yellow for his efforts from a lady ref. He wasnt happy!
- Fri Dec 05, 2014 3:47 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Hypnotist thief robs shopkeeper after putting him in trance
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1617
Re: Hypnotist thief robs shopkeeper after putting him in tra
It looked like NLP to us...
- Fri Dec 05, 2014 3:45 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Work Christmas parties
- Replies: 51
- Views: 4243
Re: Work Christmas parties
No idea when ours will be but I'm pretty sure I'll be unable to attend...
Hate them.
Hate them.
- Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:10 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Does anyone else heal poorly from certain insect bites?
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3666
Re: Does anyone else heal poorly from certain insect bites?
Yep Doog & I both suffered badly from summat (unidentified) that bit us in Treviso two years ago. Still got very livid scars...
My poor mum once returned from Spain with 57 mozzi bites on her face (which swelled up like a balloon) alone...
My poor mum once returned from Spain with 57 mozzi bites on her face (which swelled up like a balloon) alone...
- Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:12 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: UK "Black Friday" Sales
- Replies: 49
- Views: 5626
Re: UK "Black Friday" Sales
Swerved it all, my idea of hell...