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Farva wrote:So what was wrong with your knee?
Was it the aspirin?

Yeah. I think it was. I took some again a year or so ago and got the same pains and lumpiness.

Now I just mainline crushed up Ibuprofen.

Shameless self-promotion #145567...sorry. As some of you know, when I'm not telling dick jokes on stage or working out which direction water flows, I write stories. I used to regularly keep a blog but it got tedious and I could never come up with content. I used the whole process to come up with mat...

Playing?

Nothing really major. I was a halfback, after all.

Broken thumb
Dislocated collarbone
A cork so bad they nearly had to operate and drain
Fractured eye-socket from a king hit (I called the opposition prop a fat plum...)

I'm nervous about this game.

Really, farken nervous.

Tweaked my back getting out of bed today, fml :(( Heh. I usually do it picking a sock up off the ground... Spent the weekend eating and drinking down the coast. Did a lot of walking and swimming as well but I don't half feel like a fatty. Skipped the gym this morning because we've moved office and ...

henry wrote:I understand that Stephen Jones blocks those on Twitter that disagree with him.

Can confirm.

Is gtaaf still banned? Very sad if he is, given his historically significant contribution to bored lore, particularly at RWC time. Justice for gtaaf! When he learns some manners he can come back. It isn't perma . Np you total f**k wit. Read the original post. I was told I didn't see the game. Creti...

Jake wrote: I have the spirit of the forum at heart.

Is gtaaf still banned?

blindcider wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:Tell me more about Groucho's ban?
Bad form if he was name checking peoples' partners!
That was an unfortunate coincidence caused by a spelling error and as I understand it the ban has been rescinded

As it farken should.

Pathetic, really.

IMO, should have been yellow carded today for continual scrum infringements. He was MURDERED. Please. Focus on your 200 word match reports for the Wimbledon Wailer, or your height check on former players or whatever it is the f**k you do and stop with the dull trolling shite. Its the world cup. so ...

Oh, it was banworthy (quoting Jake's partner's name and being all smarmy about it) - as was Eug but it's the whole troll then ban method that Jake uses the wrankles. don't see Groucho's post Wasn't on this thread. On a related note, Dave Warner's Ashes Diary, goooonnne. :lol: :lol: What a farken po...

towny wrote:
Flametop wrote:Conor Murray is head and shoulders above the rest.
sure he is.....

Booing during the speech is just shit but I'll boo the shit out of someone if he trips another player and gets a yellow card. Thorn did an even more cynical trip in the 2011 SR final and wasn't sent to the bin. I booed the shit out of that dense fudge, you bet your sweet bippy.

Technically, he's a good halfback but he doesn't drive his pack around the park like the greats of the game did.

He's an annoying, yappy fuckwit though. So there's that.

Imagine joining this forum and seeing shit threads like this started by the admin.

Pretty bloody embarrassing, really.

Good on you Jake. You were in a press box. Well done.

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Surely no one is surprised by this?

He's baggage.

Send in The Chibba!

Not sure what I'll be drinking this weekend.

I was going to crack one of my old girls out of a boxed set of Wynn's Black Label red.

1959, 1960, 1976, 1986, 1996 or 2000.

Choices.

I find him hilarious but, yes, he's a smart motherfucker.

The Right on this thread have been reduced to posting glamour pics of the various candidates, and trolling Bill Shorten about his looks. Forgive me if I'd rather concentrate on the policies. This is a politics thread after all, not a totty thread. At the moment Turnbull has no mandate whatsoever fr...

I watched 5 seconds of it, flicked a bit along and saw then dance and turned it off.

Really, really bad comedy. And I know really bad comedy.

Deload week this week and holidays tomorrow. Cycled in on Monday and Tuesday. Really starting to get some good cycling cardio gains. Smashed about 4 minutes off my best commute home last night. Gym today was all mobility and stretching my hips etc. Then some dips with a belt. Started off with 5kg, t...

Lads, can anyone recommend a decent squat tutorial video? Been teaching the wife to squat and she's doing well so far but there's some things that she's struggling with and that I'm struggling to explain beyond 'So, just do it this way...' She wants something relatively simple that she can watch ov...

Dumbledore wrote:I'm torn between finding these idiots hilarious and wanting them locked up.

I wonder how many rat-spawn bogans Karinna has spat out of her hate-filled grease cannon of a cunt.

Malcolm has the perfect record so far - of course his approval record is high, As PM, he hasn't had to make a decision which creates losers (which all hard decisions do). Hasn't made a single stumble or mistake (which happens to everyone, even Malcolm). He'll never again be this liked. He failed qu...

I'm really looking forward to watching Paul Murray Live tonight, just to see him lose his freakin rag. I won't watch the entire show because no-one needs to be exposed to that much right-wing in one sitting, but I'm genuinely expecting tears tonight. He genuinely loved Tony Abbott. Did you see Rowa...

'Distraught and disgusted' HAHAHAHAHAHA There are a few hard-rights who are gnashing their teeth and wailing but I'd wager a large majority of LNP voters are happy with this choice. My Dad is a rusted on Liberal voter. He's never voted anything but Liberal or National in his life. I spoke to him tod...

Malcom Turnbull might be the darling of the mainstream media (remember Gillard was too before her coup) but he is always going to the first Liberal to knife a sitting PM in the back. He is always going to wear that stigma. He will forever be a divisive figure for the conservatives, and there will b...

Bindi wrote:Will probably get foxtel play for this. 2wk free trial + 1 month @ $50 should cover the lot.

Anyone had any experience with it? Does the catchup thing mean you can watch games in the morning?

I've never used it but I have Foxtel IQ. It's neat. I've already flagged all the games I want to record.

Flockwitt wrote:A nod to heritage and prevalent attitudes:

Spoiler: show

Okay m8.

Needs more boot.

Shrekles wrote:
Thomas wrote:

That arse just needs a pair of red budgie smugglers and it would be a winner!

I did this up last night. Drunk on happiness and also whiskey.

Social media is killing me tonight!

Just went for a nice run along the Brisbane river, then got me a bottle of Laphroaig 10 yr old to celebrate this excellent evening. No matter who wins the ballot, it's awesome. What a f u cken rabble - worst government ever. Ha! How many do you reckon are doing that right now. My first gin has been...

Just went for a nice run along the Brisbane river, then got me a bottle of Laphroaig 10 yr old to celebrate this excellent evening. No matter who wins the ballot, it's awesome. What a f u cken rabble - worst government ever. Ha! How many do you reckon are doing that right now. My first gin has been...

"I don't like the current guy. I also don't like this new guy. Because reasons..."

He really is clueless.

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