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by Demilich
Tue Sep 10, 2024 11:24 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Aussies - don't you like taking a dump at work?
Replies: 45
Views: 3575

Re: Aussies - don't you like taking a dump at work?

Dolphins might actually be the answer to workplace bowel health. I myself would consider going back to an office job if the toilets sat over a perspex tank that had dolphins swimming in it. Imagine the joy of actually managing to finally drop one right into a blowhole! :nod:
by Demilich
Thu Sep 05, 2024 12:02 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: War in Ukraine...
Replies: 63628
Views: 3301954

Re: War in Ukraine...

Flying AK-74s https://x.com/osinttechnical/status/1831533554502668788?s=46&t=hahx9CseQw_Ts1igZokqEQ I would assume that's only good for suppressing positions - you're very unlikely to hit anything with it. Be a reasonable 'thoughts and prayers' generator at things like concerts or school sports day...
by Demilich
Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:15 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: War in Ukraine...
Replies: 63628
Views: 3301954

Re: War in Ukraine...

The Russians are hardwired to protect their pride at any instance and the single most disturbing thing which can occur is for them to be embarrassed or humiliated. Their media control is built largely around maintaining this sense of historic greatness Trying to put my finger on which Ukraine hatin...
by Demilich
Mon Sep 02, 2024 2:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Is Intermittent Fasting (i.e. 16/8) legit?
Replies: 127
Views: 6716

Re: Is Intermittent Fasting (i.e. 16/8) legit?

Aim for 8am to 12pm. With work etc, it will quite often end up between 8am and 2pm though. Do you not find it hard to get to sleep when hungry? I tend to do more a midday to 6/7pm range. I did try doing 12-4pm, but it's very difficult during league season - on a Saturday I'll be leaving home around...
by Demilich
Sun Sep 01, 2024 10:44 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Is Intermittent Fasting (i.e. 16/8) legit?
Replies: 127
Views: 6716

Re: Is Intermittent Fasting (i.e. 16/8) legit?

Aim for 8am to 12pm. With work etc, it will quite often end up between 8am and 2pm though. Do you not find it hard to get to sleep when hungry? I tend to do more a midday to 6/7pm range. I don't tend to feel hungry in the evening most of the time, and don't have much trouble falling asleep if I do ...
by Demilich
Sun Sep 01, 2024 10:37 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Is Intermittent Fasting (i.e. 16/8) legit?
Replies: 127
Views: 6716

Re: Is Intermittent Fasting (i.e. 16/8) legit?

Aim for 8am to 12pm. With work etc, it will quite often end up between 8am and 2pm though.

Edit: I work from home with a very flexible schedule, so it's a lot easier for me than it would be for those with a more traditional working week.
by Demilich
Sun Sep 01, 2024 10:25 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Is Intermittent Fasting (i.e. 16/8) legit?
Replies: 127
Views: 6716

Re: Is Intermittent Fasting (i.e. 16/8) legit?

When I do it I do between 18/6 and 20/4. Whether it speeds up metabolism etc doesn't really concern me. The 'it gives organs more time to repair instead of procesding food/toxins' does, but even if that turns out to be proven as nonsense, it still works for me. The reason it works for me is that I d...
by Demilich
Wed Aug 28, 2024 7:56 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Wildebeest migration in the Serengeti/Maasai Mara currently
Replies: 26
Views: 2405

Re: Wildebeest migration in the Serengeti/Maasai Mara currently

AnkleTap wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2024 4:52 am
Eugenius wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2024 1:50 am
Any suggestions ?
Yeah.

1st) best place to see the migration is in the water near the big crossing. Thrash about a lot and make wounded zebra noises.
Fixed, for the good of the bored.
by Demilich
Sun Aug 25, 2024 5:32 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Breaking phone addiction/book recommendations
Replies: 30
Views: 2244

Re: Breaking phone addiction/book recommendations

True Blue wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2024 1:14 am Have you thought about planting some mandarin trees and cultivating them?
I believe those are known as 'sideways oranges' in official bored lexicon. :nod:
by Demilich
Sun Aug 25, 2024 5:29 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Nz player won't let go of his loyalty to the Springbokke
Replies: 17
Views: 1806

Re: Nz player won't let go of his loyalty to the Springbokke

He's a halfback - they're all basically Saffas character-wise.
by Demilich
Sat Aug 24, 2024 6:51 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Elon Musk - buying power
Replies: 2095
Views: 108590

Re: Elon Musk - buying power

A slightly different take on Musk than I have seen previously. https://www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/350386939/gwynne-dyer-very-precious-life-elon-musk Bahahaha, well that has given me a chuckle to start my day. TBH, I'm impressed that this Dyer person can type an article with Musk's cock in there mou...
by Demilich
Thu Aug 22, 2024 9:07 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: U.S. politics thread and Donald Trump - Putin's Cock-holster of U.S. Presidents
Replies: 46166
Views: 2268522

Re: U.S. politics thread and Joe Biden-the Ronan O'Gara of U.S. Presidents

RodneyRegis wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2024 9:03 pm
TheFrog wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2024 10:21 am https://www.politico.com/news/2024/08/2 ... t-00175068

Looks like Trump is sabotaging his campaign.
LOL. If he said otherwise your response would be 'he's a fascist, her body her choice'.
They are in no way contradictory positions.
by Demilich
Sun Aug 18, 2024 8:15 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official NPC 2024
Replies: 626
Views: 65328

Re: Official NPC 2024

Train hard this week and off to Napier to snatch the shield. And if your teams win, but they treat the Shield better than its current custodians. No doubt it will be cherished. The last time it lived in Northland was 1978. Definitely cherished, but I'd be disappointed if the lads didn't use the bac...
by Demilich
Sun Aug 18, 2024 8:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: UFC Dricus du Plessis
Replies: 196
Views: 31298

Re: UFC Dricus du Plessis

He's the UFC version of the Warriors. Way over-hyped, doesn't deserve the rabid fanbase, and it's always his year. Except it's never is. Izzys UFC scalps. Respect where its due I am afraid. Jared Cannonier, Derek Brunson, Anderson Silva, Yoel Romero, Paulo Costa, Martin Vetorri twice, Robert Whitta...
by Demilich
Sun Aug 18, 2024 7:59 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Round 2: All Blacks vs Pumas: Match Thread: Sat 17th August
Replies: 817
Views: 22542

Re: Round 2: All Blacks vs Pumas: Match Thread: Sat 17th August

I thought the ref had a pretty good game, hardly any whinging about it. Yeah. Really liked the guy. Maybe because of the English as a second language but he didn't try to be chatty, which worked. Just stuck to clear accurate calls as he saw them and if the player ignored him it was on the player. H...
by Demilich
Sun Aug 18, 2024 6:02 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: UFC Dricus du Plessis
Replies: 196
Views: 31298

Re: UFC Dricus du Plessis

Feels beyond dirty cheering on a Saffa as a Kiwi, but can't help but enjoy that bitch-boy tapping out.
by Demilich
Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:37 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Round 2: All Blacks vs Pumas: Match Thread: Sat 17th August
Replies: 817
Views: 22542

Re: Round 2: All Blacks vs Pumas: Match Thread: Sat 17th August

I’m currently out of the country so I didn’t see the game. But is it just me or is every AB game thread now an actual shit fest of arguing about things that don’t matter It’s no wonder the game is going so great Yeah, just came on to read about how everyone felt about the improved performance this ...
by Demilich
Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Round 2: All Blacks vs Pumas: Match Thread: Sat 17th August
Replies: 817
Views: 22542

Re: Round 2: All Blacks vs Pumas: Match Thread: Sat 17th August

Hurrifan wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:44 am Ref ran interference?
Did he blow his whistle then change his mind and say 'advantage' before the kick? Or was that crowd noise?
by Demilich
Sat Aug 17, 2024 6:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The NRL catch-all thread
Replies: 1043
Views: 90777

Re: The NRL catch-all thread

Les Boyd now in the hall of fame He spent a total of 2 years suspended for thuggery, apparently. A bit of an own goal by the NRL, given their attempts to clean up the game Boyd was a grub and an unmitigated cúnt. That should be the starting criteria for any forward making the hall of fame. :nod:
by Demilich
Fri Aug 09, 2024 4:10 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: What is the least important position in international rugby?
Replies: 25
Views: 3962

Re: What is the least important position in international rugby?

Halfback, because fudge them, they're not proper men. Should just play with 14, ref can feed the scrum and have the halfback duties default to whoever's closest. :nod:
by Demilich
Fri Aug 02, 2024 8:02 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Is Pat Lam New Zealand's greatest ever poach?
Replies: 186
Views: 20287

Re: Is Pat Lam New Zealand's greatest ever poach?

Been to Pat's place in Tauranga a couple of time now. They are indeed good pies...theres a queue out the door on a lunchtime. They’re actually average. Not bad, but average in the sense they’ve supposedly been NZ’s best pie makers. Who the fudge puts cheese with pork and apple, ffs. A hunk of chees...
by Demilich
Sat Jul 27, 2024 12:07 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: NZ Politics Thread
Replies: 59320
Views: 4349492

Re: NZ Politics Thread

Had the pleasure of driving through the re-opened Brynderwyn's this week. Now I'm no engineer, but I certainly wouldn't be putting money on it staying open long. Seems like large sections of the work involved removing bush and replacing it with near vertical slopes of grass, the majority of which ha...
by Demilich
Wed Jul 24, 2024 7:33 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: So no-one’s talking about the…
Replies: 16
Views: 2215

Re: So no-one’s talking about the…

.. coked-up sharks of Brazil? https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cek9mr43x1xo What could be more terrifying than the prospect of being attacked by sharks talking absolute nonsense at you at 100mph? Being in literally any bar, anywhere, ever, trying to drink your pint while you listen to 'Steve from ...
by Demilich
Wed Jul 24, 2024 11:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 18970
Views: 1430925

Re: F1 Thread

Alan Jones ? Plenty of Aussies are calm and level headed. Not sure a serial groomer of young lads is best described as 'level headed' (unless it's a literal description of his 'little head' whilst in the company of said lads). :lol: Not an F1 fan, Demilich? :blush: I'm going to play the 'get all in...
by Demilich
Tue Jul 23, 2024 11:13 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: All Blacks 2025
Replies: 8003
Views: 472395

Re: All Blacks 2024

The wit kant was sent off in the RWC final - that's his legacy. He's not the future, he's not the present and he isn't worthy of an extra few sympathy caps so he can hit 100.
by Demilich
Tue Jul 23, 2024 7:45 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: F1 Thread
Replies: 18970
Views: 1430925

Re: F1 Thread

Win may have been a bit contrived with the last pass, but Piastri has been deserving of a win for a while. Calm young head on him. His calm, level-headed demeanour seems almost un-Australian. It wouldn't surprise me to see him win the WC in the next few years, especially if McLaren can keep this ra...
by Demilich
Tue Jul 23, 2024 7:34 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: So no-one’s talking about the…
Replies: 16
Views: 2215

Re: So no-one’s talking about the…

Meh, those things are amateurs compared to the meth sharks I've been hauling in on my kayak here in Northland.
by Demilich
Tue Jul 23, 2024 7:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Burning questions of our time
Replies: 88
Views: 5573

Re: Burning questions of our time

Why isn't it accepted practice to drop to one knee and punch a man square in the dick when he uses haitch instead of aitch (a standing kick to the clunge would suffice for a lady)? :x
by Demilich
Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: All Black jersey
Replies: 9
Views: 931

Re: All Black jersey

Collar would be passable if it wasn't for the stupid f**king square bit at the front.
by Demilich
Wed Jul 17, 2024 8:26 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: King Charles acting the cwnt
Replies: 25
Views: 1687

Re: King Charles acting the cwnt

Not sure it's an act.
by Demilich
Sat Jul 13, 2024 7:05 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: ALL BLACKS V ENGLAND ROUND 2 in the GARDEN OF EDEN MATCH THREAD.
Replies: 1226
Views: 29110

Re: ALL BLACKS V ENGLAND ROUND 2 in the GARDEN OF EDEN MATCH THREAD.

Because he has been decidedly average for the past 5 years or more. His best rugby by far for the ABs has come as a super-sub and he has shown it again the last two weeks. May be a mindset thing, or may just be coming on when the opposition have lost half a step of pace to fatigue. Either way, he wi...
by Demilich
Fri Jul 12, 2024 11:51 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Anthony Joshua
Replies: 11500
Views: 1020889

Re: Anthony Joshua

For the kiwis: https://www.strictlybusinessboxing.com/s/cc_images/teaserbox_958612036.png Andrei Mikhailovich fighting Janibek for the IBF/WBO world titles in July. Janibek couldn't cut his weight, was hospitalised with dehydration and pulled out of the fight fhis morning. Gutted. :(( In better new...
by Demilich
Sun Jun 30, 2024 3:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: T20 World Cup (featuring US win over Pakistan)
Replies: 115
Views: 5590

Re: T20 World Cup (featuring US win over Pakistan)

India was the favorites, so no choke. Though Klaasen played a Bulls innings. Credit to India. They produce when it matters. 30 required from 30 balls with 6 wickets in hand and the momentum - choked like a bitch from that point. :nod: A bit harsh, they put themselves in a great position but as Oom ...
by Demilich
Sun Jun 30, 2024 1:08 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: T20 World Cup (featuring US win over Pakistan)
Replies: 115
Views: 5590

Re: T20 World Cup (featuring US win over Pakistan)

OupaStruisbaai wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2024 8:18 pm
Demilich wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2024 7:04 pm Choked.
India was the favorites, so no choke. Though Klaasen played a Bulls innings. Credit to India. They produce when it matters.
30 required from 30 balls with 6 wickets in hand and the momentum - choked like a bitch from that point. :nod:
by Demilich
Thu Jun 27, 2024 2:04 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Should convicted rapists be allowed to compete at the Olympics?
Replies: 55
Views: 2266

Re: Should convicted rapists be allowed to compete at the Olympics?

That's weak - we sent a convicted baby-killer.
by Demilich
Sat Jun 22, 2024 4:17 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: SRP Grand Final - Blues vs Chiefs @ Eden Park 22nd June 2024 - Official Match Thread
Replies: 337
Views: 8710

Re: SRP Grand Final - Blues vs Chiefs @ Eden Park 22nd June 2024 - Official Match Thread

Having lived for long stretches in both regions, I really should be more torn over to support in this one - but like any true rugby loving kiwi, it comes down to a desire to see the Naki remain a barren Super Rugby championship winless wasteland... So Blues it is. :nod:
by Demilich
Thu May 30, 2024 11:33 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: TRUMP GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS.
Replies: 82
Views: 3993

Re: TRUMP GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS.

Clogs wrote: Thu May 30, 2024 11:20 pm Can cell block h bum candy still run for President now?
Yes. And can pardon himself if he wins. Then spend 4 years focusing on nothing but retribution.
by Demilich
Thu May 30, 2024 11:08 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: TRUMP GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS.
Replies: 82
Views: 3993

Re: TRUMP GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS.

LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
by Demilich
Thu May 30, 2024 9:55 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Anthony Joshua
Replies: 11500
Views: 1020889

Re: Anthony Joshua

For the kiwis:

Image

Andrei Mikhailovich fighting Janibek for the IBF/WBO world titles in July.