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Do you guys not have contact lenses or Lasik surgery? The number of cricketers that play with specs on in New Zealand is remarkable.

Also is excessive masturbation a real problem?

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I'm on board. Username is officially the pie guzzling fat c/ nt of the board. You must be so relieved Relieved? Maybe. Overjoyed? Yeh, I feel like justice has finally been served. So much injustice for so long has now been addressed. My hope from now on is that the more sensible, intelligent, good ...

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Carn New zea.... Oooormppphhh.. Sorry little dry retch as I typed that. Cmon New Zea.... Ooorrmmpphhh. Sorry BRB. Just had a little mouth vomit and need to go get a mint. Cmon cricket. Be better than Super Rugby paspastika or whatever it is now called. Also who won the stupor rugby? Did the team fro...

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I'm more worried about the guy who who started this thread. Seriously that many pie shops and pies. Sorry Clogs The mantel that was yours. Nope goes to dick who started this. Yes! Totally agree! Furiously so! Username is the pie guy. Haha. Whatta fat cvnt. Big boned? Suuuuuure. You pie guzzling cov...

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So Mr Mike knows where the chicken joint is, and the pie joint and probably all the other fast food joints are. Yet apparently I am the pie guy?? This is a cvnt of a joint sometimes. I say we make Mr Mike the pie guy from now on. Who is with me? Fellas? Anyone....? Fvck you all. Cvnts. :x I'm more ...

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So Mr Mike knows where the chicken joint is, and the pie joint and probably all the other fast food joints are. Yet apparently I am the pie guy?? This is a cvnt of a joint sometimes. I say we make Mr Mike the pie guy from now on. Who is with me? Fellas? Anyone....? Fvck you all. Cvnts. :x

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Ogre and Wignu sitting in a tree

Getting cut up badly by Clogsy

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JB1981 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 7:12 am What’s this “New Zealand’s national stadium” stuff with Eden Park? Does anyone really think of it as that other than the Eden Park marketing team?

Have they given up on playing rugby there and decided that cricket is better than Super Rugby?

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Ogre wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 6:29 am Rugby season officially started.
Don't care about cricket any more (unless the crappers win)

Carn the Canes!

Wait there is Super Rugby on? Which channel?

Do be sure to let me know who won. But don't stress if you don't.

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Carn Nee ze...

Urgh. Now I am feeling ill. I don't want Australia to won, but after my hard work with the mockers gods, I am struggling to get a chubby for NZ.

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What would happen if I said the King could go and fvck his own face? Given this is a UK hosted site. In fact what do I need to say in order for the weasel faced born to rule cockbreath would extradite me to face trial and lock up in the tower? There must be some ancient law that would ensure this?

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Alright, a note to all you cvntfaced cockbreaths out there. I am not a pie officianado. Lets stop with the references. The nasty reference is from the naki days when he was posting. And he was a mean cvnt. Not very funny either. So lets quit with the paatry based jibes. I am just big boned. Also st...

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AnkleTap wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:36 pm SA sounds nice Saffers but I would rather live somewhere with less violence, more electricity and some hope.

Like Gaza

Gaza is lovely in April and May.

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Alright, a note to all you cvntfaced cockbreaths out there. I am not a pie officianado. Lets stop with the references. The nasty reference is from the naki days when he was posting. And he was a mean cvnt. Not very funny either. So lets quit with the paatry based jibes. I am just big boned. Also ste...

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Deadtigers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:30 pm Reported. Clogs call-out thread.

second post. Too quick.

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No I think you’re funny and you couldn’t have made a better response than you have, keep it up Grievous certainly wouldn’t give two f ucks about your comment about him, but he’d typically give you both barrels back and better. He’s right about this being the wrong thread to do it in. I should know,...

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Sorry boys, away on a long weekend fishing. Where, what are you fishing for and how’s it going? We went down to Lake Purrumbete for a session on the Redfin. Me and my 2 besties. Perfect weather, 26 to 28 degrees, no more than 5kph gentle breeze across the 3 days, fishing, swimming, punting and drin...

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Sorry boys, away on a long weekend fishing. Will front up on Monday to face the gloatage. Be gentle.

But also don't. You know I deserve it.

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Kahu wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:12 am Would be hilarious and classic Black Caps to lose this match. Even if they win its a moral loss at this point. Even more embarrassing is we have 2 South Africans in our XI

If and when NZ win, it will be a moral loss and an asterisk...

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Well that wraps up play for today ladies and gents. A helter skelter see saw of a test match. NZ in control, then SA in control, then back to the sheep fvckers. What will tomorrow bring? Phew, I am giddy with excite.

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Fvcking plumb LBW and a review lost. BOOMMMM!!!

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Bring on Von Burger with the lot. We need to see him in action. Spin will win.

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NZ just need 250 from here. Easy win on the way.

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6 wickets for 33 runs. Well done SA D side.

Fvcking muppets. I was so looking forward to a gloat. Now I have to quietly seethe and pretend that I am ok with the loss.

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SA3 4 runs short of winning. 300 would probably have been enough. So near yet so far. Well done NZ. Well done.

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TEDS wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 5:18 am
Clogs wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 5:17 am
TEDS wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 5:16 am Ok Clogstradamus, that was a pretty canny prediction
4 wickets for 24 runs so far. Not bad eh? Want to know what the weather is going to be like this weekend?
Lotto numbers...?

Yep, there will be 6 of them.

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No point sticking around now boys. Runs runs runs, think of it as a T20 match. Try get another 20 runs. I dare you.

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TEDS wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 5:16 am Ok Clogstradamus, that was a pretty canny prediction

4 wickets for 24 runs so far. Not bad eh? Want to know what the weather is going to be like this weekend?

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Has Von Burger with the lot ever run 2?

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Von Burger is looking deadly. White vests are so slimming.

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Clogs wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 4:33 am 5 wickets for 18 runs. Here. First. BEdingham next to fall.

Ok not Bedingham yet, but the 18 runs is on track...

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5 wickets for 18 runs. Here. First. BEdingham next to fall.

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Massively improved performance by the SA team. But still a long way to go here. There are some more twists and turns ahead. It is test match cricket after all.

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Gamesmanship. Get on with it.

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Nervous 90s.

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16 for Petersen and 12 for Bedingham. Who gets out first?

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No concentation lapses from the break boys. Stay sharp.

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I suspect the lower 4th innings is as much a combination of chasing a lesser score and a slightly detereriorating pitch. No real advantage batting first. The lower 3rd innings score is perhaps the better indicator of a wearing pitch.

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Some interesting reading:

Test Stats and Records at Seddon Park:
Total matches: 27.
Matches won batting first: 9.
Matches won bowling first: 10.
Average first innings scores: 312.
Average second innings scores: 328.
Average third innings scores: 234.
Average fourth innings scores: 168.

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1 wicket, 98 runs for the session. SA's session. One of the very few they can claim. Might just be a small victory, but we will take it. Tune back in for the last session in about 25 minutes time where I will maintain the rage and supply many many humorous posts for your enjoyment.

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