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- Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:53 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Oscar Pistoruis shoots Girlfriend dead
- Replies: 3629
- Views: 395793
Re: Oscar Pistoruis shoots Girlfriend dead
she was pretty hot - can you imagine if after he's shot her 4 times, he puts the lights on - and sees her, very dead, all dressed up in stockings and carrying not a gun but a tube of whipped cream ? he'd be like "oh shit, its valentines day isnt' it ?" I would then hit it one more time before I get...
- Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:06 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Sharapova's tits have got saggy
- Replies: 70
- Views: 11580
Re: Sharapova's tits have got saggy
myselfandmydog wrote:Correct.Clogs wrote:myselfandmydog wrote:2/10 WNB ....Akkerman wrote:
Bigger musscels than me
Brains too?
I have less than average muscles! And an in ability to spell when drunk.
- Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:57 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Sharapova's tits have got saggy
- Replies: 70
- Views: 11580
Re: Sharapova's tits have got saggy
myselfandmydog wrote:2/10 WNB ....Akkerman wrote:
Bigger musscels than me
Brains too?
- Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:40 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Sharapova's tits have got saggy
- Replies: 70
- Views: 11580
Re: Sharapova's tits have got saggy
Anyone else been looking real real real close. And then looking again just in. Case?
- Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:55 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
- Replies: 153
- Views: 17339
Re: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
This thread needs some naki.
- Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:49 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
- Replies: 153
- Views: 17339
Re: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
Beefcheeks = fvcking
- Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:10 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
- Replies: 153
- Views: 17339
Re: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
I recall one new years being a big one. One of several, but this particular party was savage. I had an old VW beetle at the time, and travelled to the other side of the city to a mates party. I was very low on fuel, but decided to spend my last R20 on grog rather than fuel. Pretty smart move at the ...
- Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:24 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
- Replies: 153
- Views: 17339
Re: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
Not my worst but pretty bad was with Dewet Pisser in Sinkers (as the locals call it). Started out slow, mid way through I can recall him fondling (he called it checking) trannies bits in a building of ill repute (there were several bars in this particular building) all of which we checked out, then...
- Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:20 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
- Replies: 153
- Views: 17339
Re: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
Not my worst but pretty bad was with Dewet Pisser in Sinkers (as the locals call it). Started out slow, mid way through I can recall him fondling (he called it checking) trannies bits in a building of ill repute (there were several bars in this particular building) all of which we checked out, then ...
- Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:57 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: We need a South African Mod... Your choice here.
- Replies: 146
- Views: 8701
Re: We need a South African Mod... Your choice here.
Bored does not need a saffa mod. [/end thread] Clogs you are in the right time zone Boet. As a bit of a stats person I have the feeling the thread opener poach that voting totals. The ANC supporters keep getting ahead. Must be their ID books. Right time zone is the only thing right mate. Thomas wou...
- Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:03 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: We need a South African Mod... Your choice here.
- Replies: 146
- Views: 8701
Re: We need a South African Mod... Your choice here.
Bored does not need a saffa mod. [/end thread]
- Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:48 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Great GIFS Thread (Not all NSFW have been spoilered...)
- Replies: 22269
- Views: 3786412
Re: Great GIFS Thread (Not all NSFW have been spoilered...)
So would Thomas.CanNZ wrote:I would.DraadkarD wrote:
- Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:12 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: I am being held in Zimbabwe
- Replies: 281
- Views: 25170
Re: I am being held in Zimbabwe
Naked Fcuking snake (AKA Big Boss) http://finiteuniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Naked-Snake.jpg Solid Snake http://www.psu.com/a008452/media/articles/image/SolidSnake1.jpg Liquid fcuking Ocelot http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/5437/47722/Liquid-Ocelot.png Thomas would.
- Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:08 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: I am being held in Zimbabwe
- Replies: 281
- Views: 25170
Re: I am being held in Zimbabwe
Things could be worse you know. Imagine if you were naki's neighbour. Brrr.
- Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:10 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: I am being held in Zimbabwe
- Replies: 281
- Views: 25170
Re: I am being held in Zimbabwe
How much are these cops trying to extort from you?
- Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:33 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Top SA ref in hospital
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2254
Re: Top SA ref in hospital
Rinkals wrote:How the fudge did he have an head-on collision on the way to the airport? It's all dual carriageway.
Anyway, add my name to the list of okes hoping he gets well soon.
He is a ref. He probably did not even see the other car.
Oh and speedy recovery.
- Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:37 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Saffas, where do you live currently?
- Replies: 124
- Views: 7037
Re: Saffas, where do you live currently?
Melbourne
- Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:57 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official Braai Thread
- Replies: 7429
- Views: 666503
Re: Official Braai Thread
rusted wrote:button-up shirt with shorts - 2/10 wnbDraadkarD wrote:Me braaing on a Weber Ranch over December in Knysna.
Thomas would.
- Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:56 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official Braai Thread
- Replies: 7429
- Views: 666503
Re: Official Braai Thread
Those are Rib Eye steaks. Or in plain English, proper man steaks. A bit fatty but all the f**king man flavour you can handle. I am a bit worried about Thomas trying to eat one, as it may be a bit overpowering for his delicate style, but for regular men, there is no substitute. Macho men simply roas...
- Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:37 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official Braai Thread
- Replies: 7429
- Views: 666503
Re: Official Braai Thread
Thomas, 1) what is it and 2) what do you mean by seared and roasted. Cheers. Those are Rib Eye steaks. Or in plain English, proper man steaks. A bit fatty but all the f**king man flavour you can handle. I am a bit worried about Thomas trying to eat one, as it may be a bit overpowering for his delic...
- Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:33 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official Braai Thread
- Replies: 7429
- Views: 666503
Re: Official Braai Thread
Nice - love the peppers, will have to try that. Here is my Nephew's (18 months) first BBQ - he had his first Sausages (English Pork) and Steak (rump) with some Lamb Loin chops: http://i.imgur.com/0izeu.jpg :shock: Those Tjops look delicious!!!!!!!!!!!! They were around 1.5 Inches thick! A$20 for th...
- Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:06 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Pieter de Villiers is a better coach then Heyneke Meyer!!!
- Replies: 128
- Views: 8626
Re: Pieter de Villiers is a better coach then Heyneke Meyer!
It would be fascinating to see if a well respected international coach (non SA - probably a bit redundant but I thought I would clarify), would be able to get away from the provincialism problems that ruin our chances at the international level.
- Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:42 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Have we reached Peak Arrogance?
- Replies: 203
- Views: 19542
Re: Have we reached Peak Arrogance?
10 Carter Māori No. Guildford, Dagg and Jane are though. But the beautiful melting pot of cultures that is New Zealand mean that you'd find it difficult to find many NZers who weren't at least part Something Else. I think Carter has some Māori ancestry. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article....
- Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:25 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Saffers, where did you grow up and go to school?
- Replies: 547
- Views: 43421
Re: Saffers, where did you grow up and go to school?
Durban, Glenwoodhighschool for me.
- Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:22 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Who is Vernon Philander STFUSC
- Replies: 114
- Views: 19382
Re: Who is Vernon Philander
The weather forecast isn't too bad, so hopefully we'll get a chance to find out exactly who he is in the next few days. the forecast is dreadful, looks like rain on the first 3 days at the moment fudge. :x I was really really looking forward to this series. f**king pluming English weather. :x f**ki...
- Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:14 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The all new Photography thread - post your best efforts here
- Replies: 2513
- Views: 336706
Re: The all new Photography thread - post your best efforts
No doubt about it with those pics WBKK, Melbourne shits all over Sydney.
- Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:34 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Favourite knife
- Replies: 257
- Views: 36470
Re: Favourite knife
kovana wrote:I like those knives which can easily slice foreskin off if i do say so myself.
Yours keeps growing back does it?
- Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:46 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Favourite knife
- Replies: 257
- Views: 36470
- Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:26 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Arctic sea ice coverage back to 'normal' levels
- Replies: 6145
- Views: 585571
Re: Arctic sea ice coverage back to 'normal' levels
Can someone please summarise this? Do I need to break out the waders or not?
- Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:56 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Springboks vs. England - Test 1 - Official Match Thread!
- Replies: 1179
- Views: 85690
Re: Springboks vs. England - Test 1 - Official Match Thread!
Hey saffer Just got this in my inbox from my old friend Heyneke Meyer. He says, barring any injuries during training this week, that this will be his team for the first test. I don't know if you want to update the OP just yet, but I just thought I'd let you know. 1 Beast Mtawarira 2 Bismarck du Ple...
- Mon May 28, 2012 7:50 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: SA Schoolboy Rugby
- Replies: 1968
- Views: 289799
Re: SA Schoolboy Rugby
Two good schoolboy games on tv on Saturday. I thought Paarl Boys were very good and full value for their win. Grey's third loss of the season. Is this some sort of record? The Glenwood-DHS game was also pretty good, and I thought the score really flattered Glenwood in the end. Green Masheeeen!
- Sat May 19, 2012 4:28 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: South Africans
- Replies: 105
- Views: 8346
Re: South Africans
Springer wrote:Tedious Clogs. Really, whats your point? Shit trolling - jy soek moerse kak.
Mate, it is actually a troll on the Irish. No doubt there will be some collateral damage along the way but that was the end game.
- Sat May 19, 2012 3:45 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: South Africans
- Replies: 105
- Views: 8346
Re: South Africans
Ok, so a summary of the reasons are:
Awesome climate
Awesome animals
Awesome beaches
Rugby
Braais
No more racists
With the only detractors being:
Rampant AIDS
The odd bit of crime
Awesome climate
Awesome animals
Awesome beaches
Rugby
Braais
No more racists
With the only detractors being:
Rampant AIDS
The odd bit of crime
- Fri May 18, 2012 1:11 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: South Africans
- Replies: 105
- Views: 8346
South Africans
What keeps you there? What is it so remarkable that you feel you cannot get anywhere else in the world? I am interested.
- Fri May 18, 2012 6:48 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: It's Official I'm a Ref (fred continued from old Bored)
- Replies: 199
- Views: 21464
Re: It's Official I'm a Ref (fred continued from old Bored)
Insane_Homer wrote:Woohoo,
Promotion, now level 12+1
Finally some people on here will begin to take you seriously.
- Thu May 17, 2012 12:07 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Simple pleasures...
- Replies: 154
- Views: 15192
Re: Simple pleasures...
Wiping your cock on the sheets after a root. Managing to scratch that deep in your bum crack itch that was making your eyes water it was so itchy. The 15th pint piss. The one where you have been unable to get away from the bar counter cos the joint is packed and you are watching the game. As soon as...
- Thu May 17, 2012 8:35 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Simple pleasures...
- Replies: 154
- Views: 15192
Re: Simple pleasures...
Having a shit in the shorebreak of a really remote beach.
Having a piss on the lemon tree when everyone else has gone to bed at night.
Sneaking a silent fart out in a crowded lift.
Scratching your balls in the morning.
A woman brushing her ample bosom against you in a crowded room/train.
Having a piss on the lemon tree when everyone else has gone to bed at night.
Sneaking a silent fart out in a crowded lift.
Scratching your balls in the morning.
A woman brushing her ample bosom against you in a crowded room/train.
- Wed May 16, 2012 11:20 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Unusual Maps Thread
- Replies: 1835
- Views: 406415
Re: The Unusual Maps Thread
Taranaki Snapper wrote:time-lapse history of European borders since 1000AD...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoWtvpg77oE
Quite remarkable.
- Fri May 04, 2012 5:24 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Favorite beers (for when the rugby is on) - Official thread
- Replies: 2956
- Views: 402526
Re: Favorite beers - Official thread
I'm going here for lunch. Lunch means beers. I may fill my growler up with something delicious. http://www.archivebeerboutique.com.au/ The Little Creatures Quiet American was released the other day, it looks like an interesting beer to try. It's meant to be a cross between some sort of Belgian styl...
- Tue May 01, 2012 7:19 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: My knee no longer works
- Replies: 148
- Views: 23490
Re: My knee no longer works
naki wrote:What should I do?
Use the drive through.