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by Clogs
Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:53 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Oscar Pistoruis shoots Girlfriend dead
Replies: 3629
Views: 395793

Re: Oscar Pistoruis shoots Girlfriend dead

she was pretty hot - can you imagine if after he's shot her 4 times, he puts the lights on - and sees her, very dead, all dressed up in stockings and carrying not a gun but a tube of whipped cream ? he'd be like "oh shit, its valentines day isnt' it ?" I would then hit it one more time before I get...
by Clogs
Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sharapova's tits have got saggy
Replies: 70
Views: 11580

Re: Sharapova's tits have got saggy

myselfandmydog wrote::blush:
Clogs wrote:
myselfandmydog wrote:
Akkerman wrote:Image
2/10 WNB ....
Bigger musscels than me

Brains too?
Correct.
I have less than average muscles! And an in ability to spell when drunk.
:lol:
by Clogs
Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sharapova's tits have got saggy
Replies: 70
Views: 11580

Re: Sharapova's tits have got saggy

myselfandmydog wrote:
Akkerman wrote:Image
2/10 WNB ....
Bigger musscels than me

Brains too?
by Clogs
Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:40 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sharapova's tits have got saggy
Replies: 70
Views: 11580

Re: Sharapova's tits have got saggy

Anyone else been looking real real real close. And then looking again just in. Case?

Image
by Clogs
Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:55 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
Replies: 153
Views: 17339

Re: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer

This thread needs some naki.
by Clogs
Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:10 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
Replies: 153
Views: 17339

Re: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer

I recall one new years being a big one. One of several, but this particular party was savage. I had an old VW beetle at the time, and travelled to the other side of the city to a mates party. I was very low on fuel, but decided to spend my last R20 on grog rather than fuel. Pretty smart move at the ...
by Clogs
Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
Replies: 153
Views: 17339

Re: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer

Not my worst but pretty bad was with Dewet Pisser in Sinkers (as the locals call it). Started out slow, mid way through I can recall him fondling (he called it checking) trannies bits in a building of ill repute (there were several bars in this particular building) all of which we checked out, then...
by Clogs
Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer
Replies: 153
Views: 17339

Re: The worst hangover you have had the misfortune to suffer

Not my worst but pretty bad was with Dewet Pisser in Sinkers (as the locals call it). Started out slow, mid way through I can recall him fondling (he called it checking) trannies bits in a building of ill repute (there were several bars in this particular building) all of which we checked out, then ...
by Clogs
Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: We need a South African Mod... Your choice here.
Replies: 146
Views: 8701

Re: We need a South African Mod... Your choice here.

Bored does not need a saffa mod. [/end thread] Clogs you are in the right time zone Boet. As a bit of a stats person I have the feeling the thread opener poach that voting totals. The ANC supporters keep getting ahead. Must be their ID books. Right time zone is the only thing right mate. Thomas wou...
by Clogs
Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:03 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: We need a South African Mod... Your choice here.
Replies: 146
Views: 8701

Re: We need a South African Mod... Your choice here.

Bored does not need a saffa mod. [/end thread]
by Clogs
Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Great GIFS Thread (Not all NSFW have been spoilered...)
Replies: 22269
Views: 3786412

Re: Great GIFS Thread (Not all NSFW have been spoilered...)

CanNZ wrote:
DraadkarD wrote:Image
I would.
So would Thomas.
by Clogs
Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:12 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: I am being held in Zimbabwe
Replies: 281
Views: 25170

Re: I am being held in Zimbabwe

Naked Fcuking snake (AKA Big Boss) http://finiteuniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Naked-Snake.jpg Solid Snake http://www.psu.com/a008452/media/articles/image/SolidSnake1.jpg Liquid fcuking Ocelot http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/5437/47722/Liquid-Ocelot.png Thomas would.
by Clogs
Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:08 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: I am being held in Zimbabwe
Replies: 281
Views: 25170

Re: I am being held in Zimbabwe

Things could be worse you know. Imagine if you were naki's neighbour. Brrr.
by Clogs
Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:10 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: I am being held in Zimbabwe
Replies: 281
Views: 25170

Re: I am being held in Zimbabwe

How much are these cops trying to extort from you?
by Clogs
Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:33 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Top SA ref in hospital
Replies: 15
Views: 2254

Re: Top SA ref in hospital

Rinkals wrote:How the fudge did he have an head-on collision on the way to the airport? It's all dual carriageway. :?

Anyway, add my name to the list of okes hoping he gets well soon.

He is a ref. He probably did not even see the other car.

Oh and speedy recovery.
by Clogs
Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:37 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Saffas, where do you live currently?
Replies: 124
Views: 7037

Re: Saffas, where do you live currently?

Melbourne
by Clogs
Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official Braai Thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 666503

Re: Official Braai Thread

rusted wrote:
DraadkarD wrote:Me braaing on a Weber Ranch over December in Knysna.

Image
button-up shirt with shorts - 2/10 wnb

Thomas would.
by Clogs
Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:56 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official Braai Thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 666503

Re: Official Braai Thread

Those are Rib Eye steaks. Or in plain English, proper man steaks. A bit fatty but all the f**king man flavour you can handle. I am a bit worried about Thomas trying to eat one, as it may be a bit overpowering for his delicate style, but for regular men, there is no substitute. Macho men simply roas...
by Clogs
Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:37 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official Braai Thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 666503

Re: Official Braai Thread

Thomas, 1) what is it and 2) what do you mean by seared and roasted. Cheers. Those are Rib Eye steaks. Or in plain English, proper man steaks. A bit fatty but all the f**king man flavour you can handle. I am a bit worried about Thomas trying to eat one, as it may be a bit overpowering for his delic...
by Clogs
Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:33 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official Braai Thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 666503

Re: Official Braai Thread

Nice - love the peppers, will have to try that. Here is my Nephew's (18 months) first BBQ - he had his first Sausages (English Pork) and Steak (rump) with some Lamb Loin chops: http://i.imgur.com/0izeu.jpg :shock: Those Tjops look delicious!!!!!!!!!!!! They were around 1.5 Inches thick! A$20 for th...
by Clogs
Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Pieter de Villiers is a better coach then Heyneke Meyer!!!
Replies: 128
Views: 8626

Re: Pieter de Villiers is a better coach then Heyneke Meyer!

It would be fascinating to see if a well respected international coach (non SA - probably a bit redundant but I thought I would clarify), would be able to get away from the provincialism problems that ruin our chances at the international level.
by Clogs
Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:42 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Have we reached Peak Arrogance?
Replies: 203
Views: 19542

Re: Have we reached Peak Arrogance?

10 Carter Māori No. Guildford, Dagg and Jane are though. But the beautiful melting pot of cultures that is New Zealand mean that you'd find it difficult to find many NZers who weren't at least part Something Else. I think Carter has some Māori ancestry. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article....
by Clogs
Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:25 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Saffers, where did you grow up and go to school?
Replies: 547
Views: 43421

Re: Saffers, where did you grow up and go to school?

Durban, Glenwoodhighschool for me.
by Clogs
Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:22 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Who is Vernon Philander STFUSC
Replies: 114
Views: 19382

Re: Who is Vernon Philander

The weather forecast isn't too bad, so hopefully we'll get a chance to find out exactly who he is in the next few days. the forecast is dreadful, looks like rain on the first 3 days at the moment fudge. :x I was really really looking forward to this series. f**king pluming English weather. :x f**ki...
by Clogs
Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The all new Photography thread - post your best efforts here
Replies: 2513
Views: 336706

Re: The all new Photography thread - post your best efforts

No doubt about it with those pics WBKK, Melbourne shits all over Sydney.
by Clogs
Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:34 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Favourite knife
Replies: 257
Views: 36470

Re: Favourite knife

kovana wrote:I like those knives which can easily slice foreskin off if i do say so myself.

Yours keeps growing back does it?
by Clogs
Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:46 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Favourite knife
Replies: 257
Views: 36470

Re: Favourite knife

by Clogs
Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:26 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Arctic sea ice coverage back to 'normal' levels
Replies: 6145
Views: 585571

Re: Arctic sea ice coverage back to 'normal' levels

Can someone please summarise this? Do I need to break out the waders or not? :x
by Clogs
Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:56 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Springboks vs. England - Test 1 - Official Match Thread!
Replies: 1179
Views: 85690

Re: Springboks vs. England - Test 1 - Official Match Thread!

Hey saffer Just got this in my inbox from my old friend Heyneke Meyer. He says, barring any injuries during training this week, that this will be his team for the first test. I don't know if you want to update the OP just yet, but I just thought I'd let you know. 1 Beast Mtawarira 2 Bismarck du Ple...
by Clogs
Mon May 28, 2012 7:50 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: SA Schoolboy Rugby
Replies: 1968
Views: 289799

Re: SA Schoolboy Rugby

Two good schoolboy games on tv on Saturday. I thought Paarl Boys were very good and full value for their win. Grey's third loss of the season. Is this some sort of record? The Glenwood-DHS game was also pretty good, and I thought the score really flattered Glenwood in the end. Green Masheeeen!
by Clogs
Sat May 19, 2012 4:28 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: South Africans
Replies: 105
Views: 8346

Re: South Africans

Springer wrote:Tedious Clogs. Really, whats your point? Shit trolling - jy soek moerse kak.

Mate, it is actually a troll on the Irish. No doubt there will be some collateral damage along the way but that was the end game.
by Clogs
Sat May 19, 2012 3:45 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: South Africans
Replies: 105
Views: 8346

Re: South Africans

Ok, so a summary of the reasons are:
Awesome climate
Awesome animals
Awesome beaches
Rugby
Braais
No more racists
With the only detractors being:
Rampant AIDS
The odd bit of crime
by Clogs
Fri May 18, 2012 1:11 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: South Africans
Replies: 105
Views: 8346

South Africans

What keeps you there? What is it so remarkable that you feel you cannot get anywhere else in the world? I am interested.
by Clogs
Fri May 18, 2012 6:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: It's Official I'm a Ref (fred continued from old Bored)
Replies: 199
Views: 21464

Re: It's Official I'm a Ref (fred continued from old Bored)

Insane_Homer wrote:Woohoo,

Promotion, now level 12+1 :o

Finally some people on here will begin to take you seriously.
by Clogs
Thu May 17, 2012 12:07 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Simple pleasures...
Replies: 154
Views: 15192

Re: Simple pleasures...

Wiping your cock on the sheets after a root. Managing to scratch that deep in your bum crack itch that was making your eyes water it was so itchy. The 15th pint piss. The one where you have been unable to get away from the bar counter cos the joint is packed and you are watching the game. As soon as...
by Clogs
Thu May 17, 2012 8:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Simple pleasures...
Replies: 154
Views: 15192

Re: Simple pleasures...

Having a shit in the shorebreak of a really remote beach.
Having a piss on the lemon tree when everyone else has gone to bed at night.
Sneaking a silent fart out in a crowded lift.
Scratching your balls in the morning.
A woman brushing her ample bosom against you in a crowded room/train.
by Clogs
Wed May 16, 2012 11:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Unusual Maps Thread
Replies: 1835
Views: 406415

Re: The Unusual Maps Thread

Taranaki Snapper wrote:time-lapse history of European borders since 1000AD...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoWtvpg77oE

Quite remarkable.
by Clogs
Fri May 04, 2012 5:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Favorite beers (for when the rugby is on) - Official thread
Replies: 2956
Views: 402526

Re: Favorite beers - Official thread

I'm going here for lunch. Lunch means beers. I may fill my growler up with something delicious. http://www.archivebeerboutique.com.au/ The Little Creatures Quiet American was released the other day, it looks like an interesting beer to try. It's meant to be a cross between some sort of Belgian styl...
by Clogs
Tue May 01, 2012 7:19 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: My knee no longer works
Replies: 148
Views: 23490

Re: My knee no longer works

naki wrote:What should I do?

Use the drive through.