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Duff Paddy wrote:
Derwyn wrote:I like to host family and friends over for a BBQ, beers and some fireworks to ‘celebrate’ Guy Fawkes night. I’ll have an incinerator going too - handy for a bit of warmth on a cold Autumns evening!

Live and let live is what I say.
You live in a waste processing facility?

Ftfy

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8583179/M-S-RENAMES-Falklands-globe-using-Argentinian-slap-face-British-troops.html Can't imagine M and S allowing this to stay on their shelves for too long. Someone is going to get a big boot up the backside My uncle and I are quite left wing. And bimbo ha...

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CrazyIslander wrote:Didn't realise Ghislaine is pronounced Eilsine.

Pretty sure she pronounces it gee lane

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I've never seen occam spelt like that before. Didn't know it had another variant. William of Ockham. I suspect they wanted to make him sound Greek or something - the pretentious twats. Ockham is on my regular cycle route, pretty but too small to even have a pub these days. If a village doesn't have...

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I've never seen occam spelt like that before. Didn't know it had another variant.

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Grossly overpriced

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bimboman wrote:
happyhooker wrote:Person posting on social media gets upset when replied to.

Always struck me as a very odd position to take

Tell me about it.

Ha!

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Person posting on social media gets upset when replied to.

Always struck me as a very odd position to take

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Santa wrote:Alright friends now where were we...

You were assuming the position other people had taken and being a sneering dickhead.

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EverReady wrote:
Bimboc69 wrote:Banned ffs you twats
For going into girls toilets? I think that's more an arrestable offence

Depends on how you identify

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They are going to keep the "Xmas Special" catalogue though, so kids will be able to choose their presents. However, more importantly does it mean the end of the little pencils? My daughter used to grab a few every time she went into Argos for her students to use in their Oxford Helix pair of compas...

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I do wonder if the fact that the economy just dropped 32.9% in Q2 has anything to do with these outbursts.

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Of course, the emoluments clause has stopped him from enriching himself from his presidency, the 4th amendment has ensured that protesters haven't been snatched off the streets and he definitely hasn't tried to use powers that are those of the state governors :roll: The fact that he hasn't got the p...

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Santa wrote:I haven't read any of your fullas' posts on this - I have a pretty good idea what they will say - but has anyone described it as attempting to delay the election yet?

Yet you read my post, but not a few above it?

Interesting.

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What was bill bailey's line about the argos catalogue? Something like:

Why do they laminate the pages of the argos catalogue? To catch your tears of joy.

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Santa wrote:Trump has no power to delay the election you fucktards.

People had already questioned his power to do so you nimrod.

Yet it's you who often claims that there's no debate to be had.

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Rinkals. The gun was not pointed at her throat That's alright then. No, you fúcking prat, that's not what I said. If you'd actually read my posts on the previous page you'd see that I was disagreeing with the way the officer was handling his weapon in that situation. But off you go on your own litt...

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Rinkals. The gun was not pointed at her throat

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We need Turbo or Towny. I suspect lowering the weapon wouldn’t be advisable given the encouragement it may give other observers and the potential accidental discharge issues if the officer had to quickly raise it against. I assume you have better weapon control if you keep it raised but not pointed...

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ed8SBccUMAAyHrK?format=jpg&name=small I kept waiting for you to offer some more explanation of why a heavily-armed cop has his rifle aimed at her face at point blank range, knowing you could not be serious with that comment. Getting very serious about enforcing requireme...

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I've encountered a Max Factor. I shit you not. Guy where I worked was named Roger Boyes :shock: :shock: :lol: Wasn't a guy by the same name the bbc radio correspondent years back? Then there was a massive paedophile case to cover...... You couldn't make it up... Ah, not radio, the times. Thanks.

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Mick Mannock wrote:
Bimboc69 wrote:By all accounts the second wave is probably about 4 weeks away, peaking with the flu season.
October time probably. I've booked most of August off and don't think we will have an easy winter.
At least we have some drug to treat Covid now.
Which drugs?

Domestos

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AND-y wrote:Anyone who dislikes Alanis and particularly Jagged Little Pill is a massive shit who know srofaam.

Also the word "irony" is evolving if it hasn't flat out evolved. That's language bitches.

Bless, you little ray of sunshine.

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SaintK wrote:
Hellraiser wrote:I've encountered a Max Factor. I shit you not.
Guy where I worked was named Roger Boyes

Wasn't a guy by the same name the bbc radio correspondent years back? Then there was a massive paedophile case to cover......

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inactionman wrote:500 Test wickets for Broad.

(you useless buggers are aware there's a Test Match going on, yes?)

Taken a day off to watch it

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Mahoney wrote:Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

Ah fairy muff. I must admit it's not a song where I felt the need to memorise the lyrics.

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Surprised no one has mentioned poor Austin Healey. Not quite as bad as Wayne King, or Wayne Kerr. Knew a guy called Robert Sole. Not a good initial for that surname. There are at least two Austin Healeys, i was at University in Sheffield in the early 90s with a lad call Austin Healey, i presume he ...

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Mahoney wrote:Dying in the plane trip you took to conquer your fear of flight does seem to me to be a little ironic?

I thought he was just playing it safe, not scared of flight?

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Nolanator wrote:
happyhooker wrote:Point of order. Almost nothing in that song is actually ironic
Is it ironic that it's named as such, in a meta-irony way?

What should it be called, Redundant?

"Person wails about bad luck then pretends it had a double meaning all along" would seem to cover most bases.

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Point of order. Almost nothing in that song is actually ironic

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Frodder wrote:Let's have our TV money back then please

I just hid it down the back of your sofa.

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frankster wrote:For any Wine Society members, they have a good deal on Charles Heidsieck NV at the moment - one of the best NVs around

Got in there last night

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:x lucky kunts Yup. In fact my work just got a lot harder because people are in their houses all the time. If I have to explain one more time exactly what I'm doing to this bastard whose masculinity seems to be threatened by the fact that his wife got me in build these cupboards might stick a ha.me...

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:x lucky kunts Yup. In fact my work just got a lot harder because people are in their houses all the time. If I have to explain one more time exactly what I'm doing to this bastard whose masculinity seems to be threatened by the fact that his wife got me in build these cupboards might stick a ha.me...

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:x lucky kunts Yup. In fact my work just got a lot harder because people are in their houses all the time. If I have to explain one more time exactly what I'm doing to this bastard whose masculinity seems to be threatened by the fact that his wife got me in build these cupboards might stick a ha.me...

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https://c8.alamy.com/comp/X5K24K/neil-kinnock-leader-of-the-party-in-opposition-playing-with-his-son-in-park-playing-football-X5K24K.jpg If the ball was removed from this picture and you had to guess where it was based on Kinnock's eyes you'd make a lot of incorrect guesses. Possibly why he played ...

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Some of the morons on here use ‘forensic’ as a pejorative, as if having the facts and being on top of a brief is a flaw in a politician. You forgot the other label of 'millionnaire' Sef Apparently it's unacceptable for a politician to be 'dull as ditchwater' as well. It's much more important to be ...

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towny wrote:
happyhooker wrote:Kemp was certainly playing while he was in eastenders. As I mentioned I've played against him. Slowest winger I've ever seen

Still, he was out there and I bet he was quicker than me.

I've seen your calves so I'd guess that he was

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Well that was absolutely terrible from Boris Not a single person has asked about Brexit, yet he keeps mentioning it :roll: That’s the Cummings brief - if anyone disagrees with you, call them a remoaner. “It plays well to the base”, which is fine and dandy, unless you find the base is shrinking. htt...

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