Well - I'm an atheist. My wife has molested me twice. We have two children.
I have never made this connection before.
Youse Fijiists are smart fellas!
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- Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:34 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Atheism leads to molesting children.
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1694
- Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:32 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Bit of a shocker
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1691
Re: Bit of a shocker
Following on from Gazza's heart attack story, had some pretty shocking news late yesterday. One of our production managers who is a relatively young lad at 31 had a heart attack at the weekend, he is pretty healthy, not in the slightest bit overweight, doesn't smoke, loves his sport plays football,...
- Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:26 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Outrageous story I heard on Sunday
- Replies: 68
- Views: 7419
Re: Outrageous story I heard on Sunday
A pal of mine discovered that his wife was having an affair with his sisters husband (his BiL) Both couples were married with two kids and lived in the same small village. Had been going on for a number of years and his wife and the BiL moved out to set up their own home and later got married. #mes...
- Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:21 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: A Year of shopping on PR
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2511
Re: A Year of shopping on PR
When you wander around the snow in them, do you attract looks of sympathy on account of having no feet?fatcat wrote:Last pair I bought are white.Openside wrote:LeinsterLion wrote:Thank you!earl the beaver wrote:Eh, what's not manly about a pair of top end snowboard boots?
They are pretty gay looking - don't they sell them in Black??
- Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:16 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Knighthoods back for Australia
- Replies: 155
- Views: 12398
Re: Knighthoods back for Australia
What a load of wank. BREAKING NEWS Federal Government announces return of knighthoods for Australians Our shithouse Right-wing government is having a bit of an issue with corruption, so introduces this out of the blue. Bryce and Cosgrove to be the first to score them. The only Australian worthy of ...
- Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:13 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster
- Replies: 1284
- Views: 92485
Re: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster
SKY UK were slagging off the Chinese this morning for trying to make sure their journalist had the first pictures of this tragedy. I get home from work turn on the TV and SKY are bigging up a British company for basically being responsible for finding the plane through analysis of the data. america...
- Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:05 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Massive use of B12 vitamins by the 1995 RWC winners
- Replies: 48
- Views: 5647
Re: Massive use of B12 vitamins by the 1995 RWC winners
The motherfucker gene?Burke's Boot wrote:If you have the MTHFR gene mutation that a lot do, including moi, the lesser heterozygous version from my one parent in my case, standard B12 can make you worse
What fresh hell is this?
- Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:03 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Winter Vomiting Bug
- Replies: 40
- Views: 4095
Re: The Winter Vomiting Bug
MM spewed forth the last traces of winter. Apparently.Lorthern Nights wrote:It's now Spring
- Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:01 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: French TV show claims Joost's MND is because of drugs
- Replies: 64
- Views: 5915
Re: French TV show claims Joost's MND is because of drugs
Andre Venter's wiki page mentions that he got his wheel chair enforced brain injury prior to Joost's. Long before. Years, actually. He is not an MND patient, either. Not sure how wiki accepted that. Wipe that that smile off your face, you fibbing bugger! :x http://www.odt.co.nz/files/story/2008/06/...
- Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:21 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Lions vs Reds @ Ellis Park Match Thread
- Replies: 280
- Views: 24871
Re: Lions vs Reds @ Ellis Park Match Thread
I'm more one eyed than most, but I have to say Stuart Berry was fine. I thought the lineout was skew, but those are the calls. The Reds were guilty of coasting and kicking away too much possession. After the 1st half they figured they had won it, a clear lack of respect for the Lions. The Reds were...
- Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:14 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Unfriendly racists.. Australia judges itself.
- Replies: 95
- Views: 8758
Re: Unfriendly racists.. Australia judges itself.
No less an institution than Monash University this time, kids. We've been trying to tell you and you just wouldn't listen.... Australians are seen as nothing like the caring, friendly and hospitable mob so often assumed, with an extensive new survey of recent migrants reporting high levels of ethni...
- Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:10 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Cardinal George Pell is a guy that is really easy to dislike
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2630
Re: Cardinal George Pell is a guy that is really easy to dis
Sick a magnetised lump of reo up his arse, suspend him in a pool of heavy oil, and he in his own person can serve as a compass.Stu Wilsons gloves wrote:I have just seen the slimey wit kant on the 7.30 report facing the Royal Commission, the man really has no moral compass.
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:06 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Rake TV Show
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2303
Re: Rake TV Show
Shriekingly funny at times.Koalabyte wrote:
Have just started watching RAKE the US edition.
Really enjoying it.
Has anyone watched the original Aussie version?
Any good?
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:53 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Rugby Championship Rhinos
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1247
Re: The Rugby Championship Rhinos
Just a thought for you guys - How do you feel about a SH equivalent of the British and Irish Lions? An annual/biennial tour in the NH Autumn by a group of 40 to 50 players to take on France, England, Ireland, Scotland, Italy and Wales, of course? Biennial to ensure that players aren't burnt out or ...
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:50 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: When will we have an Aussie mod?
- Replies: 152
- Views: 13697
Re: When will we have an Aussie mod?
We are. It's them fucken fat immigrants.ScarfaceClaw wrote:I thought you were fullFarva wrote:We are a country of immigrants.Mat the Expat wrote:He's a POMFarva wrote:Karahi ausmod2014.
The campaign has the momentum of a freight train. A freight train that isn't moving.
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:16 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: S15 Official Waratahs v Rebels Match Thread
- Replies: 195
- Views: 18833
Re: S15 Official Waratahs v Rebels Match Thread
Tom Kingston had a good game though. Too small, not enough talent. Typical Camperdown product, over-coached, over-hyped, and coddled. Let him go and play club rugby for a proper district club for a while. Wambers, the decades when the bulk of the Wobs played for 'proper district clubs' were the dec...
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:11 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster
- Replies: 1284
- Views: 92485
Re: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster
Dear fudge! The Twelfth of Never would be too soon.rusted wrote:Breaking News! Australian airforce have found the wings in the water ...
Spoiler: show
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:04 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Lions vs Reds @ Ellis Park Match Thread
- Replies: 280
- Views: 24871
Re: Lions vs Reds @ Ellis Park Match Thread
A bent saffer ref?? Say it ain't so. They delude themselves into thinking that it is payback because they are so crap on the road. I mean it couldn't possibly be because they are crap, it must be a conspiracy. Nah. .....should have happened ages ago. Our refs have generally been too good. About tim...
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:52 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: What makes Taxi Driver such a great film?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2860
Re: What makes Taxi Driver such a great film?
Just turned over the channel and its halfway through, at the scene where he has Palantine in the back of his cab. Its got a pretty basic plot about a lonely, mentally ill cab driver living in a city that he perceives to be a cesspit of immorality and corruption. I don't usually like dark, dystopic ...
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:22 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: What makes Taxi Driver such a great film?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2860
Re: What makes Taxi Driver such a great film?
Just turned over the channel and its halfway through, at the scene where he has Palantine in the back of his cab. Its got a pretty basic plot about a lonely, mentally ill cab driver living in a city that he perceives to be a cesspit of immorality and corruption. I don't usually like dark, dystopic ...
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:41 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Lions vs Reds @ Ellis Park Match Thread
- Replies: 280
- Views: 24871
Re: Lions vs Reds @ Ellis Park Match Thread
Lets say that we ignore the lopsided penalty count and ruck penalties which could go either way. Also ignore the scrum penalties and the two yellow cards which left the Reds playing with 13 men for the last 10 mins. - The ref stopped play as Genia kicked the ball downfield to get out of the Reds 22...
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:16 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster
- Replies: 1284
- Views: 92485
Re: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster
The Chinese satellite image... http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1395513593/428/9858428_600x400.jpg Does that look like plane wreckage to you? (Relevant expertise is strictly optional.) Seriously though, how credible is that image? And how are we supposed to know how credible it is, or otherwise? What the...
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:10 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Lions vs Reds @ Ellis Park Match Thread
- Replies: 280
- Views: 24871
Re: Lions vs Reds @ Ellis Park Match Thread
I hope this ref doesnt taint the Lions as theyre a good team to watch and likeable. No reason this game should reflect poorly on the Lions. They kept plugging away when well behind. They didn't try on any nasty shite over the entire game that I could spot. And they won! As for the Reds: they need t...
- Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:43 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Those crazy kiwi bogans and their baby names
- Replies: 133
- Views: 9340
Re: Those crazy kiwi bogans and their baby names
Dyslexics who wanted a kid called Alan, maybe….Mog The Almighty wrote:That was f**king hilarious.
However tried to name their kid "Anal" ...
- Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:14 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: S15 Official Waratahs v Rebels Match Thread
- Replies: 195
- Views: 18833
Re: S15 Official Waratahs v Rebels Match Thread
Kingston has real gas, like Mogg. Folau could still have scored if he backed himself - just. :thumbup: (didn't see it as I haven't watched tonight's game – am relying on the comments). Have a look if you can get access. I reckon he could have - just - got there. He definitely geared back looking fo...
- Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:33 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Nanozombies from Bolivia
- Replies: 92
- Views: 7083
Re: Nanozombies from Bolivia
Demilich wrote:Oh, and give "Zombies and Shit" a read for a bit of inspiration.
And down with this. Especially the shit. Scat-play has been woefully neglected in movies of late.
So why not shit-eating zombies? Or zombies kept alive by a shit-eating nanoswarm?
- Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:13 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Intellectual Snobbery of Conspicuous Atheism
- Replies: 130
- Views: 14006
Re: The Intellectual Snobbery of Conspicuous Atheism
Anotha loada wank. You don't get to set targets, fuck-knuckle. It's that simple. As are you. I'm just saying that you are an ignorant swallower of the pork sword, is all. You haven't said anything to refute this allegation so we'll just take it as a tacit admission of felatial proclivity. Is this a...
- Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:30 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Intellectual Snobbery of Conspicuous Atheism
- Replies: 130
- Views: 14006
Re: The Intellectual Snobbery of Conspicuous Atheism
Do any of you religious zealots or followers know with certainty where you are going after death? I do - and I know what is there too. :P How's that for faith? Well, spit it out. Did you see fire and brimstone? Nah. Hamilton. A cold, rainy Sunday afternoon. No football on anywhere. TV is shite. The...
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:14 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Intellectual Snobbery of Conspicuous Atheism
- Replies: 130
- Views: 14006
Re: The Intellectual Snobbery of Conspicuous Atheism
:? :lol: To be fair using r/atheism posters as the poster boys for Atheism is like putting the Phelps family up for all Christians. :lol: Mate they are the face of conspicuous atheism. I never realized that neckbeards and weight issues were compulsory. Preachy Atheists are just as obnoxious and irr...
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:02 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Australians
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4258
Re: Australians
Very nice respectable people the Aussies - I have a sister 4 nieces and three cousins who have become one too 8) Based in Perth and Adelaide and liking it very much too Others may laugh or sneer when Bill says nice things about us, but not I. It reassures me that the world is a fine place and that ...
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:38 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Possibly the worst clue in years, just for our Oz friends
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2096
Re: Possibly the worst clue in years, just for our Oz friend
I don't get it :? Go straight, in an Aussie accent. :? I would never have got that and you are right it is awful !! Truly. I solved the last bit - 'wield pen anonymously' - immediately and then spent a few minutes trying to relate it to the first bit. It was only when I subvocalised 'ghostwriter' a...
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:34 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Possibly the worst clue in years, just for our Oz friends
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2096
Re: Possibly the worst clue in years, just for our Oz friend
shanky wrote:Someone has to subsidise QLD..MungoMan wrote:Working. In NSW. You must be a lonely man in that respect.shanky wrote:Working class, mate - We don't do jigsaws
Pigs arse! I saw some other fella working just a few weeks back, so it isn't only me.
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:30 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Intellectual Snobbery of Conspicuous Atheism
- Replies: 130
- Views: 14006
Re: The Intellectual Snobbery of Conspicuous Atheism
Anotha loada wank. You don't get to set targets, fuck-knuckle. It's that simple. As are you. I'm just saying that you are an ignorant swallower of the pork sword, is all. You haven't said anything to refute this allegation so we'll just take it as a tacit admission of felatial proclivity. Yeah Nah....
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:24 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: When will we have an Aussie mod?
- Replies: 152
- Views: 13697
Re: When will we have an Aussie mod?
He's doing the modest, self-effacing thing. Probably should have become a Kiwi.shanky wrote:I don't believe it.
Not our Karahi
Aussie stud, legal eagle, writer of clauses, man of many bathrooms
I just don't believe it
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:17 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Possibly the worst clue in years, just for our Oz friends
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2096
Re: Possibly the worst clue in years, just for our Oz friend
Working. In NSW. You must be a lonely man in that respect.shanky wrote:Working class, mate - We don't do jigsaws
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:15 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: When will we have an Aussie mod?
- Replies: 152
- Views: 13697
Re: When will we have an Aussie mod?
The first time I watched Gallipoli was at a backpackers in Cairns. We got to the blood-soaked end, and another of those present, a no-nonsense girl from Yorkshire who like me was new to the film, said "Well, that was cheerful, wasn't it?" At this, an Aussie guy stood up and screamed "you wouldn't f...
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:08 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Possibly the worst clue in years, just for our Oz friends
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2096
Re: Possibly the worst clue in years, just for our Oz friend
Shanky you thick fudge. (Shakes head)shanky wrote:I don't get it
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:03 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Intellectual Snobbery of Conspicuous Atheism
- Replies: 130
- Views: 14006
Re: The Intellectual Snobbery of Conspicuous Atheism
The only atheist who isn't a complete cock-sucker is one who has studied at least three of the major religions in-depth before coming to an informed decision. Whata loada wank. It's about belief, dumbo, not study. One believes or one does not. Arbitrary targets like yours compel one to believe you ...
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:56 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Russia a rogue terrorist state.
- Replies: 3593
- Views: 214921
Re: Russia a rogue terrorist state.
Very true.Malahide Mullet wrote:You're laying it on too thick kid.
You have to let the fish come to the bait.
They'll feed on the berley, not investigate the yabbie.
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:49 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Australians
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4258
Re: Australians
I'll wager you do not, cannot, love him like I love him.shanky wrote:I love Schalk Burger
Love him. Great player.
Mine is a fine, firm and masculine Queensland love.
Yours will be a an equivocal, conditional and throughly milquetoast Newsouthwegian love.
It is to laugh, comparing the two.