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- Fri May 01, 2015 8:50 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The PR Advice Column Thread
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2032
- Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:32 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Quality urban myths
- Replies: 100
- Views: 5590
Re: Quality urban myths
Isn't the Buck Shelford ball-bag stitching incident an urban myth? I've seen it oft repeated, and have told people about it myself, but having looked into a while back, Shelford says he has no memory of it (or any of the game to be fair), and there appears to be no video evidence of it from the gam...
- Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:09 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: New roofs.
- Replies: 86
- Views: 4088
Re: New roofs.
Well, I've just been to see my local estate agent. He said that a new roof (even with a loft room added for storage) adds no value onto the house price. He said that a full-on loft conversion costing £30K would be recouped upon sale of the house - but no more than that. His advice was that "the who...
- Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:13 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread....
- Replies: 5765
- Views: 316172
Re: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread
Did anyone see Panorama last night with that geeky Amercian who predicted the US election results in every state correctly? He predicted our Election results too. And?? The Tories will win most seats but the outcome will be messy and unclear: Conservatives 283 Labour 270 SNP 48 Lib Dems 24 DUP 8 Uk...
- Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:58 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread....
- Replies: 5765
- Views: 316172
Re: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread
Did anyone see Panorama last night with that geeky Amercian who predicted the US election results in every state correctly?
He predicted our Election results too.
He predicted our Election results too.
- Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:52 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Orville the duck has finally got rid of his constipation
- Replies: 42
- Views: 2617
Re: Orville the duck has finally got rid of his constipation
Its the leading story on Skynews
- Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:17 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread....
- Replies: 5765
- Views: 316172
Re: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread
It will be great watching the trained liars all go back on their word and try to make coalitions with parties they said they'd never share power with pre-election. What's not to like?
Blukip??
Blukip??
- Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:13 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: EQ in welly!
- Replies: 17
- Views: 803
Re: EQ in welly!
Everyone OK?
- Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:57 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread....
- Replies: 5765
- Views: 316172
Re: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread
Farage was very poor on the Beeb last night!
- Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:35 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Don't beat your chest when visiting the gorilla enclosure
- Replies: 99
- Views: 4598
Don't beat your chest when visiting the gorilla enclosure
Gorilla nearly breaks through glass at zoo when little girl beats her chest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88zwAUpt6g8
I would shit myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88zwAUpt6g8
I would shit myself.
- Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:28 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Grown men and computer games
- Replies: 277
- Views: 12452
Re: Grown men and computer games
Bring back Pacman.
All these violent games are having a dertimental effect on our children and society in general. Kids need to get outside and not stay inside all day playing these braindead games. Parents need to set the example. Put your ipads away in the evenings and engage with your children.
All these violent games are having a dertimental effect on our children and society in general. Kids need to get outside and not stay inside all day playing these braindead games. Parents need to set the example. Put your ipads away in the evenings and engage with your children.
- Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:54 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: All Time Craziest Poster
- Replies: 431
- Views: 22909
Re: All Time Craziest Poster
Harry? South African poster?
Always a bit of a one trick pony trolling the kiwi's over RWC chokes
Always a bit of a one trick pony trolling the kiwi's over RWC chokes
- Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:30 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread....
- Replies: 5765
- Views: 316172
Re: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread
ankers, maybe.Openside wrote:Last Line wrote:Hunting - why the need to take the tail and smear blood over the foreheads of the newbies?
Answer - because the participants are wankers
so does that mean all fisherman are wankers too??
- Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:25 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread....
- Replies: 5765
- Views: 316172
Re: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread
Hunting - why the need to take the tail and smear blood over the foreheads of the newbies?
Answer - because the participants are wankers
Answer - because the participants are wankers
- Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:32 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Brain-Damaged UK Victims of Swine Flu Vaccine to Get £60 M
- Replies: 87
- Views: 4797
Re: Brain-Damaged UK Victims of Swine Flu Vaccine to Get £60
No doubt if your relative was one of the 392 you'd still be glad they had the vaccine.Raggs wrote:60/60000000 x 100 = 0.0001%
Swine flu cases in the UK = 28,456
Deaths of people with swine flu = 392
Vaccine and side effects = preferable to swine flu and effects.
- Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:39 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: 700 migrants capsize in the Mediterranean Sea Hundreds Dead
- Replies: 379
- Views: 18117
Re: 700 migrants capsize in the Mediterranean Sea Hundreds D
I know these boats have been coming across the Med for years now, but recent events look like a mass exodus. Is the press hyping this or is it suddenly reaching epic proportions?
- Mon Apr 20, 2015 9:55 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Greville Janner to get away with it!
- Replies: 70
- Views: 3977
Re: Greville Janner to get away with it!
They look after their own.
- Mon Apr 20, 2015 9:43 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: 700 migrants capsize in the Mediterranean Sea Hundreds Dead
- Replies: 379
- Views: 18117
Re: 700 migrants capsize in the Mediterranean Sea Hundreds D
Poor bastards.
- Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:13 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Irish girl missing in Glasgow
- Replies: 347
- Views: 19256
Re: Irish girl missing in Glasgow
Interesting case. Whilst it seems likely that she is a goner, many hundreds if not thousands of people just disappear in Britain every year.
- Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:00 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: New roofs.
- Replies: 86
- Views: 4088
Re: New roofs.
btw if you are completely replacing a roof (even like for like) you WILL need variously Listed Building Consent, Planning Consent and/or building regulation consent (dependant upon planning staus of your property). The contractor should be well versed with this. If they are not, do not use them.
- Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:36 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: 1985 Bradford Fire..Interesting new evidence
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1764
Re: 1985 Bradford Fire..Interesting new evidence
I remember watching that at the itme. I recall some guy running from the stand onto the pitch completely on fire. It was horrific.
The amount of fires associated with the former owner is interesting but entirely circumstantial.
The amount of fires associated with the former owner is interesting but entirely circumstantial.
- Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:54 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: "Trace Amounts." Movie links autism to a vaccine preservativ
- Replies: 160
- Views: 7609
Re: "Trace Amounts." Movie links autism to a vaccine preserv
Is there a study comparing the autism rates of vaccinated vs. non-vaccinated children? This would end the debate. We could finally see if vaccines are or are not the cause.
- Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:54 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Zebra crossing - who's at fault
- Replies: 87
- Views: 5411
Re: Zebra crossing - who's at fault
I am going by the OP statement.blindcider wrote:Is it? I can't see anything that signifies that. You are making a massive assumption there without all the facts.Last Line wrote:It is a pedestrian crossing.
- Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:44 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Zebra crossing - who's at fault
- Replies: 87
- Views: 5411
Re: Zebra crossing - who's at fault
UK assessment.....The female cyclist is in the wrong. She should have dismounted and walked across for starters. It is a pedestrian crossing. Give traffic plenty of time to see you and to stop before you start to cross. Vehicles will need more time when the road is slippery. Wait until traffic has s...
- Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:58 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Panama
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1086
Re: Panama
epic slim panatellas
- Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:57 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Websites For Random Flights
- Replies: 5
- Views: 842
Re: Websites For Random Flights
Liveleak is good
oops...flights not fights
oops...flights not fights
- Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:54 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Bulldog Memorial Cup - Masters Golf Prediction Comp '15
- Replies: 359
- Views: 9651
Re: The Bulldog Memorial Cup - Masters Golf Prediction Comp
Really?! Give me stats!!Openside wrote:Last Line wrote:Yes.Openside wrote:Nicely done LN
Did anyone else notice that Speith is a bit anal about his hair??
Speith is losing his hair young. Apart from that he has got it all
Most people that spend all day in a hat do!!
- Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:50 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Bulldog Memorial Cup - Masters Golf Prediction Comp '15
- Replies: 359
- Views: 9651
Re: The Bulldog Memorial Cup - Masters Golf Prediction Comp
Yes.Openside wrote:Nicely done LN
Did anyone else notice that Speith is a bit anal about his hair??
Speith is losing his hair young. Apart from that he has got it all
- Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:05 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread....
- Replies: 5765
- Views: 316172
Re: Official UK General Election Countdown to May 7th Thread
I am voting Labour for the first time. Boom and bust....hell yeah.
- Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:02 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: The Bulldog Memorial Cup - Masters Golf Prediction Comp '15
- Replies: 359
- Views: 9651
Re: The Bulldog Memorial Cup - Masters Golf Prediction Comp
Wow from Spieth with honourable mentions to Rose and Phil. Good final day charge from McIlroy.
It was sad to see the old sage of golf Peter Alliss in clearly poor health on TV.
It was sad to see the old sage of golf Peter Alliss in clearly poor health on TV.
- Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:50 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: "Anti-vaxxers are worthless hypocrites" - Scientists #456339
- Replies: 2602
- Views: 218938
Re: "Anti-vaxxers are worthless hypocrites" - Scientists #45
High Fives everyone
- Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:56 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Burgess at 6 for Bath
- Replies: 186
- Views: 14571
Re: Burgess at 6 for Bath
Bath and Burgess admitting that its not working at 12. He hasn't got that footwork, acceleration or passing game to be anything more than a decent Premiership player there eventually. But now 6 is a different challenge entirely. More challenging technically. Is he willing to put the few years in to...
- Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:25 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: All Time Craziest Poster
- Replies: 431
- Views: 22909
Re: All Time Craziest Poster
Sun Tsu?? Nope. He was English I think. Although I do indeed concede that Jerpy did unveil Sun's mental instability. Nah Sun Tsu deffo Welsh and an awesome cyclist!! Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu He was a jedi master!! Photo removed, unsolicited disclosure. Do not post it again pl...
- Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:11 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: **OFFICIAL** English Rugby Thread
- Replies: 112721
- Views: 7624313
- Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:06 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: What do you enjoy about PR?
- Replies: 90
- Views: 4268
Re: What do you enjoy about PR?
I enjoy seeing how thick and ignorant most people are. It makes me chuckle how this is a sort of sanctuary for some...what very small lives they must have.
Still, I enjoy the craic!
Still, I enjoy the craic!
- Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:59 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: 200 million pound Diamond heist in Hatton Gardens.
- Replies: 53
- Views: 4092
Re: 200 million pound Diamond heist in Hatton Gardens.
So many boxes contents were uninsured eh? Those contents wouldn't be the actual proceeds of crime themselves now would they?
- Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:48 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Strength Training for Children
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2063
Re: Strength Training for Children
Push ups and sit ups should be fine.baconslicer wrote:how do you go about building up strength in kids, 10 year olds upwards? is there a safe way that won't affect their physical development as they grow?
i'm concerned that even bodyweight based training could have an impact on the way they develop?
- Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:44 pm
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Suicidal guy on the motorway.
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2361
Re: Suicidal guy on the motorway.
They both suffer with folie à deux. A rare condition. One of them was released and the following day stabbed a man who took her in!Croft wrote:I saw that a few years ago and it was hideous. I'll never watch it again.
- Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:07 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: What professions do you despise and admire the most?
- Replies: 137
- Views: 8569
Re: What professions do you despise and admire the most?
Despise- estate agents...largely unqualified,unregulated and unethical. Usually rude.
Admire - emergency services
Admire - emergency services
- Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:08 am
- Forum: Rugby Forum
- Topic: Official Golf Thread
- Replies: 6768
- Views: 678459
Re: Official Golf Thread
Ha ha Doh!Azlan Roar wrote:Sad lack of a Bulldog Memorial Masters Prediction fred on the board this weekLast Line wrote:Where's your money going on the Masters?
Tiger to miss the cut?
and with that, I've just volunteered myself - doh!
See you on wgt this week for your next drubbin'