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I don't see how Novès could do even worse than PSA. Remember that 2014 summer tour to Australia lol ? Can a coach, literally, do any worse with those players ? I'm not sure. Seriously. Even if Novès turns out to suck as France coach, he won't be worse than PSA. Oh and anyway, bar everything I've sa...

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lol what great reward for Toulon after being triple champs. It's like they want to kill them off immediately. The one with Saracens is pretty damn tough too, the Clermont one clearly the easiest I'd say. The reward for winning it was getting the trophy, it shouldn't equate to a free pass to the nex...

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wwwwww...WOW ! Okay, didn't mean to offend anyone, was just trying to lighten the mood up, forget I said anything, please resume what you were doing. That was your idea of lightening the mood???? You are even stupider than I thought Just educating the n00b There's nothing positive, educational or w...

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I don't think we're exaggerating the importance of the scrum come RWC Pool time, specifically in that pool of death. If Australia don't improve to the point where they can at least weasel their way out of it most of the time against England in particular (but Wales also), they're basically doomed ag...

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lol what great reward for Toulon after being triple champs. It's like they want to kill them off immediately.
The one with Saracens is pretty damn tough too, the Clermont one clearly the easiest I'd say.

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wwwwww...WOW ! Okay, didn't mean to offend anyone, was just trying to lighten the mood up, forget I said anything, please resume what you were doing.

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wow seriously, this thread has gone 57 pages lol ? Is ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY ON PLANETRUGBY an alcoholic

I mean most Rugby-related threads don't make it to fifty pages !

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isn't all propaganda hilariously bad propaganda ?

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I don't see how Novès could do even worse than PSA. Remember that 2014 summer tour to Australia lol ? Can a coach, literally, do any worse with those players ? I'm not sure. Seriously. Even if Novès turns out to suck as France coach, he won't be worse than PSA. Oh and anyway, bar everything I've sai...

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How much have you seen of Lauret? I've seen only two or three game where he played, and he showed to be the kind of link back-row France could do with. Here's my very short mix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAkbEpsPW7E He carries a ton better than previously when he was too "thin" in that depart...

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TheFrog wrote:It is not often that you can say that the All Blacks were shitting their pants before playing any other rugby team.

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bully your opponent with persistent blitz frontal attacking/smothering defense/strong setpiece Isn't that the standard Bok tactics? England have strength in depth. It's one thing for those tactics to be only executed by your first choice XV, it's when your 2nd and 3rd choice 15s can do it just as w...

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colonel wrote:You've got to earn your hyperbole on this forum sonny boy

Ooh, you guys give out hyperboles here ?! Can I get a green one, with a little bit of cat and some mustard in the jazz riff ? Oh and it's *Sonny Bill, and he plays for NZ. I'm Dork Lard...it says it on each post !

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Aaaah, a fine thread. Here, here let me contribute: http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjIzMDI4MTUzOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDY3NjA3Mg@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg ..oh wtf, that's not the 90's...that's not the 90's at all !! Goddamn it Dork Lard, for your first post here ! You have to fit in !! Stupid Dork...

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funk you Toulon ! Fank*, hein. Here, Burban's brilliant season: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaqYb2gtNXs Great video. That's why some of the reactions after the semifinal made me laugh, some people were saying that he had a great game but it wasn't enough and he should have done the same earlier...

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funk you Toulon ! Fank*, hein.

Here, Burban's brilliant season:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaqYb2gtNXs

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French Barbarians Forwards: Bruni (Toulon), Burban (Stade Français) Desmaison (Racing), Ghezal (Lyon), Guyot (La Rochelle), Lassalle (Oyonnax), Mach (Castres), Mela (Brive), Orioli (Toulon), Pointud (Bayonne), Poux (Bordeaux-Bègles), Rabadan (Stade Français), Suta (Toulon), Tastet (Mont-de-Marsan),...

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he's unlucky alright. Going to Clermont where he'll almost certainly make it really far with his team only to come up short ultimately. Possibly both Euro and Top 14 campaigns. He was crazy good at Toulouse, surely he'll bring that quality again to France. NZ are unlucky to have not had him more in ...

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Well fokkiddy feek fook to you too, decrepit old vaginal tissue ! Didn't think it was on the menu to greet each other so wholeheartedly, this is nice ! Mmm gamebreakers during a final are important, but more often than not, they do not matter. Of course we'll never know. Fofana can make the clean br...

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I love how the notion that he's French is so relevant to the point it features in the very title of the thread. Imagine if you weren't some noob plum who knew the PR back story. It's starting to sink in, and I've not been here a full day mind you :p do you guys do any actual discussing at all round...

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I am the Dork Lard. Dorky, lardy (haram for the Muslims here... :yawn: ), but also a disgusting but still relevant anagram of the phrase "Dark Lord". There now that you know my full comprehensive biography and life events, I'd like to answer that I don't think Clermont would've beaten Paris with an ...

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lol :D uhm, why yes of course. That. What you said..there.. Nah I think some nation will come along and spoil their run, possibly only to succumb itself eventually. I'm definitely not super confident about the AB's chances, as anyone would be given their record at the WC, it's just fact, history. I'...

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I love how the notion that he's French is so relevant to the point it features in the very title of the thread.

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aaaaand I'm tuning out. Gnight !

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okay that's that for France. C ya later, Bleuets...

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ahhh screw it, they're too fast for les Bleuets. If they get two tries in fookin 10min off every single counter, France might resist for a while but can't actually win this..

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fohhhkkkkkkkk yeahhhh !!! DAT SCRUM.

AND A TRY !!

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I'm terribly annoyed Steph Curry, Klay Thompson and their annoying faces and mannerisms are getting a chip so early and "easily" in their careers without having to spit blood for a decade... oh well, Lebron is a god but he can't beat an entire team on his own..

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goddDAAAYM that U20 musical theme is freakin awful as hell. Those are usually disgustingly soulless, but this one takes the cake. Heck, it takes the whole bakery.

Anyways, allez les bleuets !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yeah yeah not a choke, fully agreed. I'm not sure Clermont did indeed choke too many of those times, really. Like obviously last year against the Saracens was a choke. 46-6, just wtf. But people don't really think for themselves or actually watch the game to understand, they hear Clermont's lost ano...

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I went with South Africa. Here's my completely personal, subjective analysis: - I think the All-Blacks will choke again, at some point. Just being honest, not aggressive; and they can't win away from home (in fact, even at home...well no no nothing that's another story :p ). Anyways their scrum will...

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well Parra's been so-so for a long time now. When's the last time he gave a performance we went wow ? He's making a living off a good name he made for himself, the fact he remains a fine scrumhalf even if mediocre relatively to his ability, shoots for goal, and all that experience he's got. If it w...

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Hong Kong has a few of these eyesores batting around, particularly in the new towns. Personally, I think a few add a sense of charm. http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/hawkes_04_29/h05_00000002.jpg I'm trying to identify what phobia(s ?) this provokes. Somewhere be...

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well Parra's been so-so for a long time now. When's the last time he gave a performance we went wow ? He's making a living off a good name he made for himself, the fact he remains a fine scrumhalf even if mediocre relatively to his ability, shoots for goal, and all that experience he's got. If it we...

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