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Given how committed Tom Cruise is to anything (movies, stunts, scientology), there's a better than even chance that he's done some half decent fight training as prep for many of his roles. If he did for some reason agree to some fight with Bieber you can guarantee he'd do some insane levels of train...

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A friend (honest) who was known to be a bit of a horticulturist used to get a bit of a laugh about other growers who fixated on the height of the plants. It was a pointless dick measuring exercise to focus on height she reckoned. Better to prune the plants so they grow outward creating a wider plant...

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How to take a dump like a Samurai

Don't keep both feet tangled in your pants, just in case Oscar Pistorius knocks on the door, and the foot on one knee opens things up so you drop it like it's hot, loose and clean.

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I was disappointed when I saw that shit film. Not that it was shit regardless but mostly because the actual version of dodgeball they played was completely different to the one we played at the primary school I went to. Compared to that, the American version looked shit. Big square, probably using ...

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It's effect in Supe (if it exists) is more than compensated for by home advantage - particularly for intercontinental match ups. My concern is that we are almost certain to be playing the Chiefs, who humiliated us in Fiji less than a fortnight ago. Meh. If you can't beat the Chiefs in ChCh then put...

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Good Omens was fantastic, although I can't wait to hear from the usual crowd about how the accents ruined it for them etc... The biggest tragedy was having to omit the Other Four Bikers of the Apocalypse: Grievous Bodily Harm Cruelty to Animals Really Cool People Treading In Dogshit (formerly All Fo...

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Harden up!!! wrote:
Enzedder wrote:As my daddy told me when I was leaving home - never get your meat where you also get your bread.

I ain't that ni**** tryin ta holla cause I want some ass!!! im that ni**** trying to holla cause I want some bread!!

John Denver was a poet, man.

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A ref in my son's U12 game gave one of my son's team mates a real dressing down a few weeks ago. He'd just scored the winning try with 2 minutes left to go and jumped up and yelled "YEAH BOI!" and high-fived the players close to him. Ref took him aside and jabbed his finger in his chest for a good ...

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Yes definitely blame tourists, noting to do with poor regulations, corruption, greed and apathy. It's a horrendous symbiotic relationship between them all. if you make yourself a mecca for the wrong type of tourists they are going to come, unfortunately we all have those kinds of people the world o...

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Sundy wrote:Yes definitely blame tourists, noting to do with poor regulations, corruption, greed and apathy.

It's a horrendous symbiotic relationship between them all.

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Banned At Brigham Young Hat ‏ @NonWhiteHat Highlander (1986): An immortal Scotsman with a French accent is tasked by an ancient Egyptian from Spain, who speaks with a Scottish accent, to fight an immortal Russian who speaks with a midwestern American accent. Still a more believable story than the s...

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Dubh01 wrote:Have a few friends over for a BBQ & show them condensed version of the Mueller II with pics

It's now Death-by-Powerpoint. Until they condense it down to a catch #hashtag it's not going to filter through to many.

#LyingTrump

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What about people who make their own religions? Cannot touch them because its religion? Genius. I did it because its my religion, which states that I am the prophet and am allowed to do whatever the fudge I want. It would be one of the unintended consequences of granting religions special privilege...

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I'd thought catfish always came with those Grandma-hair-growing-from-her-mole whisker things and had really human looking incisor type teeth.
Never realized they came in that Chernobyl mutant variety as well.

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It's up to Izzy to prove that he was discriminated against because of his religion . He'd have to show a pattern of behaviour on RA's part that is consistent with this. In fact, RA's behaviour is inconsistent with discrimination against his religion. They've given him the biggest contract in Oz rug...

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kiwinoz wrote:Is Melania Geymonat's partner Chris a former bloke?

Fascinating thought processes to travel down this path, to be sure.

(Chris Evert says g'day btw)

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Who woulda thunk that the Chiefs have a chance to make the play offs going in to the final round? With the last 2 weeks being against the Saders and a Bye, nobody prior to then would've given them a sparrow's fart of a chance. If the Chiefs can pull out a win against the Rebels, and the Stormers get...

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It's up to Izzy to prove that he was discriminated against because of his religion . He'd have to show a pattern of behaviour on RA's part that is consistent with this. In fact, RA's behaviour is inconsistent with discrimination against his religion. They've given him the biggest contract in Oz rug...

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Donald just gotta be Donald.

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So... no more wall? That'll save another billion per mile of wall then

(Mexico had already agreed to send National Guard troops to their southern border btw)

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It's the head of a wolf eel. I wanted to be a Marine Biologist when I was younger... So... not a genetically engineered Pacman Zombie then. It's such a relief to know that it's just the still biting severed head of a naturally occurring beast. https://media0.giphy.com/media/omDuVG0YW2FX2/giphy.gif ...

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That last try to Ennor was a thing of beauty right on half time. Mo’unga has it on a string tonight! My NZ data is going to survive the game. Two bottles of duty free Jack will not be so lucky 😂 Gotta feel for the Rebels, how the hell do you compete with a team who - on top of everything else - can...

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https://www.vipbox.live/crusaders-vs-rebels-3-live

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Surely Goodhue should be getting a HIA? First thought given the head position and his reaction, but was he indicating it was just a knock to the shoulder/collarbone? looked like an elbow to the temple, to me...despite numerous references to forehead...coulda wrenched his neck in the impact? Yeah, I...

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The way Ennor scooped that up at that pace was beautiful.

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Fat Old Git wrote:Surely Goodhue should be getting a HIA?

First thought given the head position and his reaction, but was he indicating it was just a knock to the shoulder/collarbone?

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Goodhue!

Damn... not bad at all. Excellent work from Havili as well.

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The fact there was a QC on the tribunal is not evidence that the panel was infallible, particularly in untested waters. That fallacy would be the same as me suggesting that because Stuart Wood AM QC, recognised as one of Australia’s leading workplace relations barristers is representing IF the trib...

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The fact there was a QC on the tribunal is not evidence that the panel was infallible, particularly in untested waters. That fallacy would be the same as me suggesting that because Stuart Wood AM QC, recognised as one of Australia’s leading workplace relations barristers is representing IF the trib...

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BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP SOLVES CRISIS!!!!1111omg The much derided tariffs to be imposed on Mexico until they singlehandedly solve the immigration issue will be suspended, thanks to Donald Jehosephat Trump. Thanks to his stirling work, the tariffs have been suspended, avoiding a potential rebellion by G...

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It's probably just coincidence that Ingraham and Carlson have just lost Bayer as one of their major sponsors/advertisers now. https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/jun/7/bayer-drops-ads-from-fox-news-programs-hosted-by-t/ They'd been the one of the most reliable advertisers, and not just because...

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Truly, the best words.

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^ 😂😂 remember the orange shitgibbon asking fir a big parade on his honour? Well, he’s going to get one There's a growing number of voices calling for impeachment, it's not going away any time soon. I really, really hate public protests as a general rule so I'm inclined to think this will make it ea...

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Can someone do a statistical analysis of this "just for Kiwis" thread. We seem to have maintained our objective, rational demeanours as usual. Good work team :thumbup:. It's situation normal. Following a rather distasteful controversy, certain SAfricans have taken it badly and gone on the offensive...

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I see he is now claiming the Moon is part of Mars? Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon - We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon...

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Having them all be British almost totally ruins the show. A huge part of the appeal is the feel of place and time and how their stupid responses make sense but instead it's like a weird Game of Thrones thing where it's versions of the UK like the miners are kind of Scottish . f**king bizarre. One m...

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Jesus christ. Does he listen to his aides? Can he stop waffling? https://mobile.twitter.com/BrexitBin/status/1136604437621944321 I love that although Trump praises every PM or president he ever meets for doing a great job, no-one has ever returned the compliment. well, he usually praises them when ...

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I still haven't gotten around to watching the last two episodes - no spoilers, you swine - but I've been wondering a bit about the Russian reaction to this. Found this article about it... and they're going to make their own version of Chernobyl, but where it's all due to sabotage by a CIA agent... a...

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How can the Mueller report be both a complete and total vindication of Trump whilst at the same time being pure political garbage that was full of factual errors and omissions making it totally biased against Trump? :? Schrodinger's Mueller report? :lol: That's actually a very accurate summation of...

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Jesus christ. Does he listen to his aides? Can he stop waffling? https://mobile.twitter.com/BrexitBin/status/1136604437621944321 I love that although Trump praises every PM or president he ever meets for doing a great job, no-one has ever returned the compliment. well, he usually praises them when ...

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