I need a new car. I’d normally buy something boring (we’ve had Kia’s mostly) with a warranty etc
However, I am inclined this time to buy something fancy.
I’m a working class protestant so I’m a bit reluctant normally but this time I reckon I’ll be able to put that aside. I’ve worked hard etc
But even if I haven’t and I’m full of shit...
Having said that, I am NOT a ‘car person’ so there’s no way I’d ever buy a Ferrari or anything. No, this is more suburban cvnt show-off choice. To put one over the other rugby Dad who flaunted his MB GLE v8 on me.

Let’s do it together. Pick the car you want to stick it up ‘em.
Here’s the choice list (thus far)
a) Crazy stupid list (no justification whatsoever but secret interest)
Range Rover
RR SVR
b) Possible list
Cayenne
F-Pace SVR
Q7
Velar
c) Concede and go modest list
Tourareg
Some kind of hot hatch
Don’t think badly of me. This is about asking the board what car we would buy if we simply wanted to ‘flex’ on the other dads who had ‘snorted’ when you turned up in your stationwagon.
