Achtung Bokke
Achtung Bokke
Going to be in South Africa (based in Cape Town) from the 30 of Dec to the 15 of January with the missus. It's her first time in the Republic.
Any recommendations aside from the obvious? About to book an overnight Safari in Inverdoon and will do Robben island etc.
Nice restaurants etc
Any recommendations aside from the obvious? About to book an overnight Safari in Inverdoon and will do Robben island etc.
Nice restaurants etc
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Dude, you really should set up your own YouTube channel.
"How Slimfast changed my life and got me regular poontang".
"From fat boy to fück boy in three easy steps".
You'd make a mint.

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SA would be grand, but are many people actually travelling far for Christmas holidays?
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some scenic Routes such as the Garden Route or a drive up to Hermanus or a drive through Paarl up to the top of Baviaanskloof.
a Currie Cup game at Newlands if spectators allowed
a Currie Cup game at Newlands if spectators allowed
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Gong to head to Simonstown and up the Franshook etc.
More thinking of something off the beaten track.
More thinking of something off the beaten track.
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Honeymoon? Enjoy, you certainly wont be averaging 17.43 posts per day once married life takes hold of youMullet 2 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 8:10 pm Going to be in South Africa (based in Cape Town) from the 30 of Dec to the 15 of January with the missus. It's her first time in the Republic.
Any recommendations aside from the obvious? About to book an overnight Safari in Inverdoon and will do Robben island etc.
Nice restaurants etc
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Penguins at Boulders
CBC Brewery at Spice Route/Devil's Peak Brewery
Cheesecake at Groot Constantia
False Bay boat trip from Simon's Town - should see dolphins, not sure about whales and orcas
Bit old but ...
https://www.southernvines.co.za/2017/12 ... cape-town/
CBC Brewery at Spice Route/Devil's Peak Brewery
Cheesecake at Groot Constantia
False Bay boat trip from Simon's Town - should see dolphins, not sure about whales and orcas
Bit old but ...
https://www.southernvines.co.za/2017/12 ... cape-town/
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Take a drive out to Hangklip for a lunch and some beers - the hotel should be good. Mainly locals.
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We recently went to a few places that could be seen as off the beaten track, including the Cheetah Outreach in Somerset West where you can get up close to a Cheetah, and the Eagle Encounters at Spier, Stellenbosch. Really loved spending time at both places.
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I always enjoy visiting Durbanville. Not quite as busy as Stellenbosch and the rest and much closer if you're in Blouberg.
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Spier is off the beaten track now?

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Spier was packed but hardly anyone at EE.
Fok of nipper
Fok of nipper
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http://www.thecharcoalovenandgrill.co.za/
Close to where you are staying and owned by one of our bordies.
Close to where you are staying and owned by one of our bordies.
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You can always visit me at Struisbaai, Africa most southern point where the Indian and Atlantic Oceans meet. I.ll teach you to braai and to swear in afrikaans and drink proper wine and beer
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WHAT THE ACTUAL fudge IS THAT ABOMINATION?Chilli wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:37 am http://www.thecharcoalovenandgrill.co.za/
Close to where you are staying and owned by one of our bordies.

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Last time I saw a website so drab was back when askjeeves.com was the preferred web browsersorCrer wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:43 amWHAT THE ACTUAL fudge IS THAT ABOMINATION?Chilli wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:37 am http://www.thecharcoalovenandgrill.co.za/
Close to where you are staying and owned by one of our bordies.![]()

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The Uncle has booked some place in Constantia that is apparently one of the worlds top restaurants
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That's the one
Food served on rocks and such. Be more of a slab of beef man myself
Food served on rocks and such. Be more of a slab of beef man myself
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Best thing about CT I think is the Seafood.
Some of the platters in Dublin would easily cost you 70 euro
Some of the platters in Dublin would easily cost you 70 euro
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I always head to this place when I'm in town for Seafood. Never disappointed.
http://www.cafeorca.co.za/
http://www.cafeorca.co.za/
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Mariner's Wharf in Houtbay is my favourite for seafood and I see they have re-opened after the lockdown
http://marinerswharf.co.za/
http://marinerswharf.co.za/
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Big Nipper wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:54 amLast time I saw a website so drab was back when askjeeves.com was the preferred web browsersorCrer wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:43 amWHAT THE ACTUAL fudge IS THAT ABOMINATION?Chilli wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:37 am http://www.thecharcoalovenandgrill.co.za/
Close to where you are staying and owned by one of our bordies.![]()
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How long will you stay in quarantine?
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Never heard of that one. Is it a fish restaurant?
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Was there on SundayJensrsa wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:29 am Mariner's Wharf in Houtbay is my favourite for seafood and I see they have re-opened after the lockdown
http://marinerswharf.co.za/

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Where would you rank Belthazar in that list?Big Nipper wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:17 amYeah me too. There are some brilliant steakhouses in Cape Town
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Near the top of the "How to fleece a tourist" list?Leinsterman wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:57 pmWhere would you rank Belthazar in that list?Big Nipper wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:17 amYeah me too. There are some brilliant steakhouses in Cape Town