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Just sayin
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Just another kiwi wanker.
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Best batsman in the world. Would be averaging 70+ if playing for Australia :thumbup:
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This is the pitch he was batting on:

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Dunno what he did but the dude is the GOAT NZ's batsman at this point. :thumbup: (Hadlee still the best overall though)
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Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:47 am This is the pitch he was batting on:

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Who won the toss
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Anonymous 1 wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 5:31 am
Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:47 am This is the pitch he was batting on:

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West Indies
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Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:21 am
Anonymous 1 wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 5:31 am
Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:47 am This is the pitch he was batting on:

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When they said it was a green top I was wondering why the opening price for the draw was as low as 4/1. Especially when it's the Windies
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Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:47 am This is the pitch he was batting on:

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Trying to work out which of the round white bits either side of the stumps is the hole you are supposed to be putting at.
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Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:45 am Best batsman in the world. Would be averaging 70+ if playing for Australia :thumbup:
Smith > Little Smith > Warner > Kanye
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Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:48 am
Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:45 am Best batsman in the world. Would be averaging 70+ if playing for Australia :thumbup:
Smith > Little Smith > Warner > Kanye
No kohli love?
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Monkey Magic wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:51 am
Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:48 am
Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:45 am Best batsman in the world. Would be averaging 70+ if playing for Australia :thumbup:
Smith > Little Smith > Warner > Kanye
No kohli love?
I was under the understanding he doesn't play for Australia.
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Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:52 am
Monkey Magic wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:51 am
Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:48 am
Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:45 am Best batsman in the world. Would be averaging 70+ if playing for Australia :thumbup:
Smith > Little Smith > Warner > Kanye
No kohli love?
I was under the understanding he doesn't play for Australia.
Well Kanye doesn't even play cricket!
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Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:48 am Warner > Kanye

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Wignu wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:53 am
Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:52 am
Monkey Magic wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:51 am
Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:48 am
Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:45 am Best batsman in the world. Would be averaging 70+ if playing for Australia :thumbup:
Smith > Little Smith > Warner > Kanye
No kohli love?
I was under the understanding he doesn't play for Australia.
Well Kanye doesn't even play cricket!
Can you imagine the utter insane sledging from him though? No one would make sense of it.

Bindi- thought you were ranking best in the world
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Monkey Magic wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:59 am
Wignu wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:53 am
Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:52 am
Monkey Magic wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:51 am
Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:48 am

Smith > Little Smith > Warner > Kanye
No kohli love?
I was under the understanding he doesn't play for Australia.
Well Kanye doesn't even play cricket!
Can you imagine the utter insane sledging from him though? No one would make sense of it.

Bindi- thought you were ranking best in the world
Current ICC rankings seem about right:

ICC Player Rankings

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1 S.P.D. Smith AUS 911
2 V. Kohli IND 886
3 M. Labuschagne AUS 827
4 K.S. Williamson NZ 812
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Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 9:13 am
Monkey Magic wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:59 am
Wignu wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:53 am
Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:52 am
Monkey Magic wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:51 am

No kohli love?
I was under the understanding he doesn't play for Australia.
Well Kanye doesn't even play cricket!
Can you imagine the utter insane sledging from him though? No one would make sense of it.

Bindi- thought you were ranking best in the world
Current ICC rankings seem about right:


1 S.P.D. Smith AUS 911
2 V. Kohli IND 886
3 M. Labuschagne AUS 827
4 K.S. Williamson NZ 812
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Has to be an asterix against S. Smith due to being cheating plum?
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TEDS wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:22 am Has to be an asterix against S. Smith due to being cheating plum?
Cheating, CRYING plum.
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I concur
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Warner isn't in the conversation if he can't bat on a green deck.
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Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:39 pm Warner isn't in the conversation if he can't bat on a green deck.
He's a better ODI batsman than Williamson - his average is slightly worse, but his better strike rate makes up for that IMO.

It's the same in tests but strike rate is less important in tests so I'd rate Williamson higher. Warner has two more centuries, but that's cause he's had more innings.
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Warner gets to bat more often on roads as well (and doesn't have to face the Aussie bowlers)
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badmannotinjapan wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:27 am Just another kiwi wanker.
Who scored 250 ... smug over here.

Are the WIndies already playing for a draw?
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Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:39 pm Warner isn't in the conversation if he can't bat on a green deck.
Doesn't the fact kiwis have lots of gentle paced roads make it level. Plus how bad was that deck really. Latham nearly made a hundred on it and the price on the draw at the start was so short the bookies were not expecting any fireworks and the kiwis declared on well over 500
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He's right up there with crowe and Sutcliffe but don't think he's our batsman goat just yet

He fluffed it in australia last year ..that was a huge test

Hadlee still far and away our overall goat
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Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 9:13 am
Monkey Magic wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:59 am
Wignu wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:53 am
Bindi wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:52 am
Monkey Magic wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:51 am

No kohli love?
I was under the understanding he doesn't play for Australia.
Well Kanye doesn't even play cricket!
Can you imagine the utter insane sledging from him though? No one would make sense of it.

Bindi- thought you were ranking best in the world
Current ICC rankings seem about right:

ICC Player Rankings

Country

Rating

1 S.P.D. Smith AUS 911
2 V. Kohli IND 886
3 M. Labuschagne AUS 827
4 K.S. Williamson NZ 812
Kane will probably be back at 3rd after this series
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Anonymous 1 wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:01 pm
Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:39 pm Warner isn't in the conversation if he can't bat on a green deck.
Doesn't the fact kiwis have lots of gentle paced roads make it level. Plus how bad was that deck really. Latham nearly made a hundred on it and the price on the draw at the start was so short the bookies were not expecting any fireworks and the kiwis declared on well over 500
Dude seriously we are so in your head you must spend considerable time each day finding things to say about Kiwiland. Have a cuppa and a nap, you need to seek professional help as you really are obsessed in a bad way. Walk away from the interwebs dude, you are bitter and twisted, like a Wallaby supporter. :nod:
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Anonymous 1 wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:01 pm
Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:39 pm Warner isn't in the conversation if he can't bat on a green deck.
Doesn't the fact kiwis have lots of gentle paced roads make it level. Plus how bad was that deck really. Latham nearly made a hundred on it and the price on the draw at the start was so short the bookies were not expecting any fireworks and the kiwis declared on well over 500
Not looking like a draw now.
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I've checked out 3 sports bars in Auckland and none of them have Spark.

NZ cricket has a massive coverage problem:

https://thespinoff.co.nz/media/05-12-20 ... -the-past/
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A comment on cricinfo yesterday.
Simon: "Here's a stat for you - since 2017 Kane Williamson has averaged 60.48 in test cricket, an impressive stat by itself, however his weakness has been susceptibility early. If he gets past just 5 runs his average leaps up to massive 93.90!"
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Jerome Manning wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 3:29 am
Anonymous 1 wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:01 pm
Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:39 pm Warner isn't in the conversation if he can't bat on a green deck.
Doesn't the fact kiwis have lots of gentle paced roads make it level. Plus how bad was that deck really. Latham nearly made a hundred on it and the price on the draw at the start was so short the bookies were not expecting any fireworks and the kiwis declared on well over 500
Not looking like a draw now.
I was talking about the price on the draw at the start of the match.
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Salient wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:12 pm
Anonymous 1 wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:01 pm
Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:39 pm Warner isn't in the conversation if he can't bat on a green deck.
Doesn't the fact kiwis have lots of gentle paced roads make it level. Plus how bad was that deck really. Latham nearly made a hundred on it and the price on the draw at the start was so short the bookies were not expecting any fireworks and the kiwis declared on well over 500
Dude seriously we are so in your head you must spend considerable time each day finding things to say about Kiwiland. Have a cuppa and a nap, you need to seek professional help as you really are obsessed in a bad way. Walk away from the interwebs dude, you are bitter and twisted, like a Wallaby supporter. :nod:
Yeah everyday I post something about kiwiland
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Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 4:29 am
Salient wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:12 pm
Anonymous 1 wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:01 pm
Jerome Manning wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:39 pm Warner isn't in the conversation if he can't bat on a green deck.
Doesn't the fact kiwis have lots of gentle paced roads make it level. Plus how bad was that deck really. Latham nearly made a hundred on it and the price on the draw at the start was so short the bookies were not expecting any fireworks and the kiwis declared on well over 500
Dude seriously we are so in your head you must spend considerable time each day finding things to say about Kiwiland. Have a cuppa and a nap, you need to seek professional help as you really are obsessed in a bad way. Walk away from the interwebs dude, you are bitter and twisted, like a Wallaby supporter. :nod:
Yeah everyday I post something about kiwiland
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The heading of this thread is "Kane Williamson is a selfish prick".

What the fuck is that about?
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dam0 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:30 am The heading of this thread is "Kane Williamson is a selfish prick".

What the fuck is that about?
Kiwi did well, Anon threw his toys out of the crib again, same old same old.

BTW Anon the pitch sure is easy to play on, Windies 138 all out.
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Salient wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:34 am
dam0 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:30 am The heading of this thread is "Kane Williamson is a selfish prick".

What the fuck is that about?
Kiwi did well, Anon threw his toys out of the crib again, same old same old.

BTW Anon the pitch sure is easy to play on, Windies 138 all out.
Yeah I get that Anon is a bit of a wrong'un, but what is wrong with declaring at 519 just after tea on day 2. That's pretty much a perfect first innings.

Even for Anon that's a dubious call. He's not a Trump lawyer after all. There does have to be some basis for his thread title.
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Pretty sure this thread is Anon's way of expressing admiration for Kane Williamson.

Kane Williamson does all he does with a minimum of fuss. Contrast this with Smith who is a proven cheat and Kholi who, well, where do you start? Anon appreciates these distinctions.
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I assumed the thread title was a joke. Williamson did everything by the book.
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Salient wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:34 am
dam0 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:30 am The heading of this thread is "Kane Williamson is a selfish prick".

What the fuck is that about?
Kiwi did well, Anon threw his toys out of the crib again, same old same old.

BTW Anon the pitch sure is easy to play on, Windies 138 all out.
The Windies have taken 16 wickets to get past Williamson's total.
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