Is it time to ditch the trans-Tasman partnership?

[Dark]

The bit I don't get is Dutton's criteria for deportation is different from the criteria for entry.

Why not stiffen the special visa to include "associating with bikie gangs" as a disqualification?

Newsflash

You don't have to get it.

It is a different country, with their own policy.

[towny]

Oh no, Mutton wants to stop the trickle of Australian workers to NZ. That would be devastating to literally no one, and if anything, economically advantageous to Australia.

What’s step 2? Australia pays for NZ’s beautiful new seawall?

I assume Australia would then do the same. You can't send criminalised Kiwis back here if no Kiwis go over there in the first place.

Assume all you want. But, nah. I don’t imagine it’s in our interests to do obviously dumb shit like that. We will continue to allow NZ citizens full residence rights in Australia, regardless of what you do.

Who else will unload our bags from the plane and erect our scaffolding? Welcome kiwis! The water is warm and the beer is cold.

The indigenous population knows all about this attitude.

Weird thing to say.

[towny]

Oh no, Mutton wants to stop the trickle of Australian workers to NZ. That would be devastating to literally no one, and if anything, economically advantageous to Australia.

What’s step 2? Australia pays for NZ’s beautiful new seawall?

You could use the money the Libs are saving on doing absolutely nothing for the environment Jobs and growth Bro, though no doubt they'll sub contract to some Indian criminal

In this imaginary scenario, NZ is applying penalties to Australians and somehow we’ve jumped the shark to talk about how the Oz Govt’s environmental inaction provides an opportunity to donate to NZ’s Trumpian infrastructure?

Okay.....

I haven’t been mauled this badly since I took on that limp piece of old lettuce.

[Auckman]

Look fellas, we're all one and free now. Rejoice! He Iwi tahi tatou.

[Kahu]

It's time NZ joined the federecy

[Harveys]

Oh no, Mutton wants to stop the trickle of Australian workers to NZ. That would be devastating to literally no one, and if anything, economically advantageous to Australia.

What’s step 2? Australia pays for NZ’s beautiful new seawall?

I assume Australia would then do the same. You can't send criminalised Kiwis back here if no Kiwis go over there in the first place.

Assume all you want. But, nah. I don’t imagine it’s in our interests to do obviously dumb shit like that. We will continue to allow NZ citizens full residence rights in Australia, regardless of what you do.

Who else will unload our bags from the plane and erect our scaffolding? Welcome kiwis! The water is warm and the beer is cold.

The indigenous population knows all about this attitude.

Weird thing to say.

Not really, it’s the point he was always going to get to.

Australians are racist /thread.

[towny]

I assume Australia would then do the same. You can't send criminalised Kiwis back here if no Kiwis go over there in the first place.

Assume all you want. But, nah. I don’t imagine it’s in our interests to do obviously dumb shit like that. We will continue to allow NZ citizens full residence rights in Australia, regardless of what you do.

Who else will unload our bags from the plane and erect our scaffolding? Welcome kiwis! The water is warm and the beer is cold.

The indigenous population knows all about this attitude.

Weird thing to say.

Not really, it’s the point he was always going to get to.

Australians are racist /thread.

Ah, got it.
Is that every Australian?

[Harveys]

Assume all you want. But, nah. I don’t imagine it’s in our interests to do obviously dumb shit like that. We will continue to allow NZ citizens full residence rights in Australia, regardless of what you do.

Who else will unload our bags from the plane and erect our scaffolding? Welcome kiwis! The water is warm and the beer is cold.

The indigenous population knows all about this attitude.

Weird thing to say.

Not really, it’s the point he was always going to get to.

Australians are racist /thread.

Ah, got it.
Is that every Australian?

Ask Mutton, you're the one talking to him.

[Salient]

Oh no, Mutton wants to stop the trickle of Australian workers to NZ. That would be devastating to literally no one, and if anything, economically advantageous to Australia.

What’s step 2? Australia pays for NZ’s beautiful new seawall?

You could use the money the Libs are saving on doing absolutely nothing for the environment Jobs and growth Bro, though no doubt they'll sub contract to some Indian criminal

In this imaginary scenario, NZ is applying penalties to Australians and somehow we’ve jumped the shark to talk about how the Oz Govt’s environmental inaction provides an opportunity to donate to NZ’s Trumpian infrastructure?

Okay.....

I haven’t been mauled this badly since I took on that limp piece of old lettuce.

See you start yammering about a Kiwi wall in Trump like fashion while I work out how to fund it and the PR campaign to have the public on side. #fishurinal

[towny]

This is just awkward.

[shanky]

The indigenous population knows all about this attitude.

Weird thing to say.

Not really, it’s the point he was always going to get to.

Australians are racist /thread.

Ah, got it.
Is that every Australian?

Ask Mutton, you're the one talking to him.

He’s been doing it for years.

Occasionally gets banned for it, but always allowed back.

[grievous]

Weird thing to say.

Not really, it’s the point he was always going to get to.

Australians are racist /thread.

Ah, got it.
Is that every Australian?

Ask Mutton, you're the one talking to him.

He’s been doing it for years.

Occasionally gets banned for it, but always allowed back.

He becomes more active in the fire season

[shanky]

I’m sure it’s just bantz.

[UncleFB]

Oh no, Mutton wants to stop the trickle of Australian workers to NZ. That would be devastating to literally no one, and if anything, economically advantageous to Australia.

What’s step 2? Australia pays for NZ’s beautiful new seawall?

I assume Australia would then do the same. You can't send criminalised Kiwis back here if no Kiwis go over there in the first place.

Assume all you want. But, nah. I don’t imagine it’s in our interests to do obviously dumb shit like that. We will continue to allow NZ citizens full residence rights in Australia, regardless of what you do.

Who else will unload our bags from the plane and erect our scaffolding? Welcome kiwis! The water is warm and the beer is cold.

Not that this is an endorsement of Mutton (I haven't applied for my citizenship yet) but NZ citizens do not have "full" residence rights, we have residence rights, but they're less than other residence rights.

[Harveys]

I’m sure it’s just bantz.

Well, yea. Towny’s going for the reverse troll but he’s wrestling with a pig, a pig with a semi who enjoys it any way it can get it.

[towny]

I’m sure it’s just bantz.

Well, yea. Towny’s going for the reverse troll but he’s wrestling with a pig, a pig with a semi who enjoys it any way it can get it.

Mutton is one of the ugliest bitches in my harem.

[Thomas]

He’s been doing it for years.

Occasionally gets banned for it, but always allowed back.

Weird thing is, people have met him at cabals. Reckon he's a nice bloke. Just turns into a raving fuckwit on here.

[shanky]

He’s been doing it for years.

Occasionally gets banned for it, but always allowed back.

Weird thing is, people have met him at cabals. Reckon he's a nice bloke. Just turns into a raving fuckwit on here.

The guy is fcking teflon

I’m actually not that bothered about it any more. He’s fairly entertaining otherwise.

[Ali's Choice]

Kiwi, Aussie and Kiwi/Aussie posters generally get on very well on this forum. This thread was created solely to incite tension between these groups of posters.

[Ellafan]

Fairly sure trans Tasman crime works both ways re origin - wasn’t the NZ mosque shooter an Aussie

He most assuredly is an Australian. And should the NZ penal system be crazy enough to let him out of prison while he is still breathing, no-one halfway reasonable would object to the NZ Government remitting him back to Straya in record time.

He could go into genpop at Silverwater for a few days, while they assess his need for protection.

[True Blue]

Have any of you guys drilled a hole in a coconut and fvcked it before?

[Ali's Choice]

Have any of you guys drilled a hole in a coconut and fvcked it before?

Sounds like someone describing sex with Kellyanne Conway.

[MungoMan]

Have any of you guys drilled a hole in a coconut and fvcked it before?

I have not, but now you have piqued my interest.

Do you have a YouTube clip walking us through it?

[UncleFB]

He’s been doing it for years.

Occasionally gets banned for it, but always allowed back.

Weird thing is, people have met him at cabals. Reckon he's a nice bloke. Just turns into a raving fuckwit on here.

The guy is fcking teflon

I’m actually not that bothered about it any more. He’s fairly entertaining otherwise.

TBH, I don't understand why Mutton gets outsized scorn directed at him when other posters of the opposite political persuasion who are just as tiresome don't get it in the same way.

[kiap]

TBH, I don't understand why Mutton gets outsized scorn directed at him when other posters of the opposite political persuasion who are just as tiresome don't get it in the same way.

Mutton's scum status has nothing to do with his political leaning.

[Enzedder]

Sneaker, Harveys and Dork get heaps thrown at them. Keep coming back for more, just like Mutton.

[UncleFB]

TBH, I don't understand why Mutton gets outsized scorn directed at him when other posters of the opposite political persuasion who are just as tiresome don't get it in the same way.

Mutton's scum status has nothing to do with his political leaning.

Even so, I still don't get why he's worse than others.

[Ali's Choice]

TBH, I don't understand why Mutton gets outsized scorn directed at him when other posters of the opposite political persuasion who are just as tiresome don't get it in the same way.

The right wing nutters like Seneca, Merry, Mick Mannock and Santa get plenty of scorn. From me anyway.

I actually don't think Muttonbirds is that bad or unreasonable. He's left wing and argumentative, but most established posters on this forum are argumentative. I think he cops more than he deserves because his reputation was destroyed during the Collision Point days.

[kiap]

TBH, I don't understand why Mutton gets outsized scorn directed at him when other posters of the opposite political persuasion who are just as tiresome don't get it in the same way.

Mutton's scum status has nothing to do with his political leaning.

Even so, I still don't get why he's worse than others.

Maybe you have that in common with the grub himself; persistent denial.

[UncleFB]

TBH, I don't understand why Mutton gets outsized scorn directed at him when other posters of the opposite political persuasion who are just as tiresome don't get it in the same way.

Mutton's scum status has nothing to do with his political leaning.

Even so, I still don't get why he's worse than others.

Maybe you have that in common with the grub himself; persistent denial.

Now what are you on about?

[UncleFB]

TBH, I don't understand why Mutton gets outsized scorn directed at him when other posters of the opposite political persuasion who are just as tiresome don't get it in the same way.

The right wing nutters like Seneca, Merry, Mick Mannock and Santa get plenty of scorn. From me anyway.

I actually don't think Muttonbirds is that bad or unreasonable. He's left wing and argumentative, but most established posters on this forum are argumentative. I think he cops more than he deserves because his reputation was destroyed during the Collision Point days.

Yeah, not saying they don't get scorn, but it doesn't seem to be of the level of Mutton.

[Ali's Choice]

TBH, I don't understand why Mutton gets outsized scorn directed at him when other posters of the opposite political persuasion who are just as tiresome don't get it in the same way.

The right wing nutters like Seneca, Merry, Mick Mannock and Santa get plenty of scorn. From me anyway.

I actually don't think Muttonbirds is that bad or unreasonable. He's left wing and argumentative, but most established posters on this forum are argumentative. I think he cops more than he deserves because his reputation was destroyed during the Collision Point days.

Yeah, not saying they don't get scorn, but it doesn't seem to be of the level of Mutton.

Rightly or wrongly, all the major Collision Point posters are scorned - see Keith for example. If MB had simply created a new login when he returned it would have saved him plenty of grief.

[UncleFB]

TBH, I don't understand why Mutton gets outsized scorn directed at him when other posters of the opposite political persuasion who are just as tiresome don't get it in the same way.

The right wing nutters like Seneca, Merry, Mick Mannock and Santa get plenty of scorn. From me anyway.

I actually don't think Muttonbirds is that bad or unreasonable. He's left wing and argumentative, but most established posters on this forum are argumentative. I think he cops more than he deserves because his reputation was destroyed during the Collision Point days.

Yeah, not saying they don't get scorn, but it doesn't seem to be of the level of Mutton.

Rightly or wrongly, all the major Collision Point posters are scorned - see Keith for example. If MB had simply created a new login when he returned it would have saved him plenty of grief.

I must admit most the Collision Point stuff passed by me. I couldn't tell you who was big there or not.

[kiap]

Now what are you on about?

Muttonbirds has earned his reputation as a cvnt however much water you pour.

[grievous]

He enjoys a good bushfire

[UncleFB]

Now what are you on about?

Muttonbirds has earned his reputation as a cvnt however much water you pour.

I'm not pouring water on Mutton's C-wordness, just wondering why other C-words get a 'relative' pass in comparison.

[towny]

Now what are you on about?

Muttonbirds has earned his reputation as a cvnt however much water you pour.

I'm not pouring water on Mutton's C-wordness, just wondering why other C-words get a 'relative' pass in comparison.

Few posters cheer at real world misery more than Mutton. He’s not a good bloke. He’s a piece of shit. He derives pleasure from seeing other countries have pain.

He is a bona fide piece of shit.

[koroke hangareka]

He apparently made the mistake of posting something unpleasant about Australia, and this will never be forgiven. I like the lad myself, while accepting that he is, of course, a colossal dick.

[kiap]

He apparently made the mistake of posting something unpleasant about Australia

What he say?

[Ellafan]

He apparently made the mistake of posting something unpleasant about Australia

What he say?

I don't think koroke hangareka knows what muttonbird said about the bushfires. He could not possibly defend that if he did.