The Official Positive Benefits of Brexit Thread

[Leinster in London]

This is a thread of record for the benefits of Brexit.

Now that we are a fortnight out of transition it is time to start assessing the tangible positives.
Elsewhere we have only negativity, but somewhere there must be something positive.

It is the Life of Brian moment, "What have the Romans ever done for us?"

I hope the Brexit supporters can start the thread rolling with benefits that can be acknowledged (though some may be grudgingly so).

Obviously blue passports do not pass this test as they were possible within an EU context.
All aspects that were similarly possible are not valid, ie vaccine
Rascict/sectarian/bigoted aspects will also not be accepted, because a) For the last 20 years UK has mostly chosen it's own course, b) bored rules, c) common decency.

The very loose idea of regaining sovereignty is also invalid until it can actually be shown to have brought some acknowledgeable benefit. Regaining sovereignty, but not changing anything was the status qou within the EU, so any benefit in leaving is intangible.

OK folks, off you go.

Benefits:
1)Duty Free has returned

[Enzedder]

UK can now work properly with the Commonwealth to promote that body. Think of all the trade available with Canada, Australia, NZ etc.

[flaggETERNAL]

I was hoping one of the benefits of Brexit was less talk of Brexit.

[Leinster in London]

UK can now work properly with the Commonwealth to promote that body. Think of all the trade available with Canada, Australia, NZ etc.

Maybe they can, but they haven't yet.

[Gavin Duffy]

Apparently the fish are happy to be british again https://www.breakingnews.ie/brexit/fish ... 64457.html

[Gavin Duffy]

UK can now work properly with the Commonwealth to promote that body. Think of all the trade available with Canada, Australia, NZ etc.

The empire isn't coming back, gramps.

[Winnie]

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[EverReady]

A longer term positive will be the news item in 2028 with arch leaver Dave Mimbles from Hartlepool talking about Farage living off his Russian pension in Muscat

[Jim Lahey]

Another Brexit thread Irished.

[EverReady]

All the Nordies will be Irished by Brexit

[Jim Lahey]

All the Nordies will be Irished by Brexit

It almost sounds like you want us.
Well I certainly intend to play hard to get before spreading my legs.

[YOYO]

The fish in UK waters have blue passports now and have a smile on their face too (according the Rees-Mogg). Well the fishies not rotting on the export docks in England.

[EverReady]

All the Nordies will be Irished by Brexit

It almost sounds like you want us.
Well I certainly intend to play hard to get before spreading my legs.

Nope. I run Leinster says No and have done for years. Mullet wants you because of bobbyfatfingers or something but I am way more savvy on the tittyweb

[Flametop]

ER, what’s England, Wales and Scotland’s official position on their poaches? Has the SH commonwealth been included as within the Brexit “circle of trust”?

[message #2527204]

UK can now work properly with the Commonwealth to promote that body. Think of all the trade available with Canada, Australia, NZ etc.

Maybe they can, but they haven't yet.

[Winnie]

All the Nordies will be Irished by Brexit

It almost sounds like you want us.
Well I certainly intend to play hard to get before spreading my legs.

Nope. I run Leinster says No and have done for years. Mullet wants you because of bobbyfatfingers or something but I am way more savvy on the tittyweb

Whatever happened to Mullet
Did he not get married before xmas, its either the longest honeymoon on record or he's been eaten by a lion

[Gavin Duffy]

All the Nordies will be Irished by Brexit

It almost sounds like you want us.
Well I certainly intend to play hard to get before spreading my legs.

Nope. I run Leinster says No and have done for years. Mullet wants you because of bobbyfatfingers or something but I am way more savvy on the tittyweb

Whatever happened to Mullet
Did he not get married before xmas, its either the longest honeymoon on record or he's been eaten by a lion

Forced quarantine probably.

[Trostan]

Apparently the fish are happy to be british again https://www.breakingnews.ie/brexit/fish ... 64457.html

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

[message #2527204]

[Trostan]

Free travel area between UK and Ireland could benefit Irish tourism with more UK visitors who don't want EU travel restrictions (and who do want the duty-free).

[La soule]

It is done. Britain is gone.

We can finally move forward.

[backrow]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand we are back to Mrs Bimbo

[YOYO]

All the Nordies will be Irished by Brexit

It almost sounds like you want us.
Well I certainly intend to play hard to get before spreading my legs.

No problem letting you in Jim. Winnie on the other hand, crickey I don’t know. A bit of a conundrum. Not sure if he’d adjust well to the new alignment. Maybe give him a trial period in Kerry or Limerick to see how he integrates.

[eldanielfire]

I was hoping one of the benefits of Brexit was less talk of Brexit.

Look at the posters who are fixated on the subject and have spent years obsessively posting on it every day they can. It was never gonna stop

[eldanielfire]

UK can now work properly with the Commonwealth to promote that body. Think of all the trade available with Canada, Australia, NZ etc.

The empire isn't coming back, gramps.

You can tell who the people who hate Brexit are, they will bring up the empire...

[Gavin Duffy]

UK can now work properly with the Commonwealth to promote that body. Think of all the trade available with Canada, Australia, NZ etc.

The empire isn't coming back, gramps.

You can tell who the people who hate Brexit are, they will bring up the empire...

What's the commonwealth then?

[Leinster in London]

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I really don't think so, more like:

[message #2527204]

It is done. Britain is gone.

We can finally move forward.

Unfortunately, I dont think the Irish in here, or the remoaniacs at large are going to allow that to happen.

[Leinster in London]

If you really do want to classify class II bananas as class I, your taste must be pretty crap.

[DragsterDriver]

It makes Irish people cry.

[Leinster in London]

It makes Irish people cry.

Bigoted

[DragsterDriver]

It makes Irish people cry.

Bigoted

Sorry, bigoted Irish people cry.

[Premier Red]

All the Nordies will be Irished by Brexit

It almost sounds like you want us.
Well I certainly intend to play hard to get before spreading my legs.

No problem letting you in Jim. Winnie on the other hand, crickey I don’t know. A bit of a conundrum. Not sure if he’d adjust well to the new alignment. Maybe give him a trial period in Kerry or Limerick to see how he integrates.

Brexit is the new Famine, all the Nordies will have to emigrate or starve to death

[ChipSpike]

As a leave voter, I am very happy. This is definitely a tangible benefit.

[YOYO]

All the Nordies will be Irished by Brexit

It almost sounds like you want us.
Well I certainly intend to play hard to get before spreading my legs.

No problem letting you in Jim. Winnie on the other hand, crickey I don’t know. A bit of a conundrum. Not sure if he’d adjust well to the new alignment. Maybe give him a trial period in Kerry or Limerick to see how he integrates.

Brexit is the new Famine, all the Nordies will have to emigrate or starve to death

They just need to take our nutritious soup and all will be fine.

[Leinster in London]

Free travel area between UK and Ireland could benefit Irish tourism with more UK visitors who don't want EU travel restrictions (and who do want the duty-free).

My £8 bottle of whisky agrees that the return of duty free is a benefit.
I have updated the op accordingly.

I could have mentioned it myself, but I left that goalmouth open for the reacharound boys.
Instead of scoring though they're still hitting wides with fish and bendy bananas.

[eldanielfire]

UK can now work properly with the Commonwealth to promote that body. Think of all the trade available with Canada, Australia, NZ etc.

The empire isn't coming back, gramps.

You can tell who the people who hate Brexit are, they will bring up the empire...

What's the commonwealth then?

A wonderful place with fairies, rainbows and the best rugby teams

[ChipSpike]

It makes Irish people cry.

Bigoted

Sorry, bigoted Irish people cry.

Agreed

[eldanielfire]

It makes Irish people cry.

Bigoted

Sorry, bigoted Irish people cry.

[ChipSpike]

UK can now work properly with the Commonwealth to promote that body. Think of all the trade available with Canada, Australia, NZ etc.

Definitely.