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What sport/events does he compete in?
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A quick google indicates that's a highly unflattering picture tbf. I'll offer this instead

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Clogs wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:58 pm What sport/events does he compete in?
Ripping your puny head off.
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Best looking Kiwi bird(?) I've ever seen, by a distance.
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Looks alright in a decent picture:

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I mean decent for a kiwi bird *Awaits Yeeb's inevitable entry to the thread*
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Miss New Zealand is done and dusted for the next ten years
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Hairline is slightly too high.

2/10 wnb
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NZ is lucky to have her. Outstanding athlete.
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Tehui wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:40 am NZ is lucky to have her. Outstanding athlete.
Probably our most dominant and consistent athlete of either gender

Double Olympic champ, 10 World champs gold medals.
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This is clearly a Mog call-out thread. I thought such threads weren't allowed?
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Peaches is either an actual racist or a fake, call-out account, there's no doubt about that.

Every single post from Peaches is an obsessive, trolling post about minority peoples. He's either truly fearful of them, or it's all a ruse to wind up reactionary white conservatives.
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I sat on a table with Lisa Carrington at a Maori Sports Awards (I was definitely not up for an award) and she was hot as fudge in real life. However, there was a local chick on our table who was even hotter. I felt a bit dirty old man. The hot local chick was friends with Izzy Dagg and Zac Guildford so they basically parked themselves on our table. They were good blokes, I gave Izzy shit for going to his fancy pants boarding school.

Random story over.
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Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:40 am Peaches is either an actual racist or a fake, call-out account, there's no doubt about that.

Every single post from Peaches is an obsessive, trolling post about minority peoples. He's either truly fearful of them, or it's all a ruse to wind up reactionary white conservatives.
He’s a troll, for sure

A dull, nasty one at that
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Peaches wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:50 pm Image
I rate her about 1000 times more successful than a skinny little white boy from Blenheim.
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She's hot AF.
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shanky wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:02 am
Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:40 am Peaches is either an actual racist or a fake, call-out account, there's no doubt about that.

Every single post from Peaches is an obsessive, trolling post about minority peoples. He's either truly fearful of them, or it's all a ruse to wind up reactionary white conservatives.
He’s a troll, for sure

A dull, nasty one at that
I'm pretty sure it's Anon.
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Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:40 am Peaches is either an actual racist or a fake, call-out account, there's no doubt about that.

Every single post from Peaches is an obsessive, trolling post about minority peoples. He's either truly fearful of them, or it's all a ruse to wind up reactionary white conservatives.
Yep, reminds me of the ugly racist and misogynist posts about Caster Semenya.
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Each of these comments made by a different PR poster. Good thing they didn't say it on twitter given the ramifications these days. Imagine being Caster and reading Twitter. Or even worse imagine being her child and having to read those tweets.


He’s armed with a pair of conkers = Man all day long.

I heard Semenya talk for the first time on a news bulletin last night. She sounded like James Earl Jones.

The other chicks should just walk the course in protest. "Fine then, if we have to race against this fucken dude then fuckyuz."

She shagged me with her willy

The controversy isnt whether shes a woman, but rather given shes a woman how is she not a Kiwi.

So does she have a cock or not?

Semenyais looking a tad female

CasterSemenya is either asexual or male. Ain't no mofo telling me otherwise

CasterSemenyagiving his medal to his "wife". HTF did the Saffas get away with that old one again. 


Granted, the "trans gender"athlete CasterSemenyadid marry a woman, and I hear they are planning children of their own ... so I guess the testicles DOES work !) 
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badmannotinjapan wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 4:50 am She's hot AF.
Absolutely.
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MrDominator wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:32 pm Best looking Kiwi bird(?) I've ever seen, from a distance.
Fixed
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Ted. wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:39 am
shanky wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:02 am
Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:40 am Peaches is either an actual racist or a fake, call-out account, there's no doubt about that.

Every single post from Peaches is an obsessive, trolling post about minority peoples. He's either truly fearful of them, or it's all a ruse to wind up reactionary white conservatives.
He’s a troll, for sure

A dull, nasty one at that
I'm pretty sure it's Anon.
He's one of yours and I wouldn't be surprised if it was Muttonmong himself playing both sides.
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There's an opening in the Mandalorian atm.
I reckon she could do a job.
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C69 wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:27 am There's an opening in the Mandalorian atm.
I reckon she could do a job.
The fans want another Kiwi, Lucy Lawless. :thumbup:
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How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?

She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.

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Fruit and Nutt wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?

She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.

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You have watched canoeing, haven't you?
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Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:39 am
Fruit and Nutt wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?

She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.

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You have watched canoeing, haven't you?

Sure. Have you heard of testosterone?
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Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:39 am
Fruit and Nutt wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?

She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.

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You have watched canoeing, haven't you?
Tbf its pretty boring to watch.
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Classless trolling.

:yawn:
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JamesJames wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:44 am
Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:39 am
Fruit and Nutt wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?

She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.

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You have watched canoeing, haven't you?
Tbf its pretty boring to watch.
Not as boring as your post history. :nod:
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Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:47 am
JamesJames wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:44 am
Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:39 am
Fruit and Nutt wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?

She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.

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You have watched canoeing, haven't you?
Tbf its pretty boring to watch.
Not as boring as your post history. :nod:
Remind us why you've been banned so many times and why you're considered by most here to be a particularly obnoxious troll.
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Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:33 am
C69 wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:27 am There's an opening in the Mandalorian atm.
I reckon she could do a job.
The fans want another Kiwi, Lucy Lawless. :thumbup:
She is a bit too old now tbh.
She is in Ash v the Evil dead atm , she was hot in Xena, Hercules and Spartacus but not now.
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She's prettier than fellow gold Olympian Fatima Whitbread. Bigger traps too.
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Fruit and Nutt wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:58 am Image


She's prettier than fellow gold Olympian Fatima Whitbread. Bigger traps too.
Prettiness is a cultural norm. Different ethnicities and cultures have different norms of beauty. So prettier through your eyes maybe.
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JamesJames wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:17 am
Fruit and Nutt wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:58 am Image


She's prettier than fellow gold Olympian Fatima Whitbread. Bigger traps too.
Prettiness is a cultural norm. Different ethnicities and cultures have different norms of beauty. So prettier through your eyes maybe.

For scale, Brian Blessed is also prettier than Fatima Whitbread.
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Fruit and Nutt wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:19 am
JamesJames wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:17 am
Fruit and Nutt wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:58 am Image


She's prettier than fellow gold Olympian Fatima Whitbread. Bigger traps too.
Prettiness is a cultural norm. Different ethnicities and cultures have different norms of beauty. So prettier through your eyes maybe.

For scale, Brian Blessed is also prettier than Fatima Whitbread.
Pretty certain your "scale of prettiness" is set to the Hollywood casting couch standard. ie. Very Eurocentric. So Halle Berry over Venus Williams.
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Hollywood shmollywood. We just have eyes.
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RodneyRegis wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:44 am Hollywood shmollywood. We just have eyes.
Believe it or not dude, there are probably a majority of men in South Africa who would choose Venus over Halle. The world doesn't consist entirely of Essex men whose ideal woman is Katie Price
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JamesJames wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:50 am
RodneyRegis wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:44 am Hollywood shmollywood. We just have eyes.
Believe it or not dude, there are probably a majority of men in South Africa who would choose Venus over Halle. The world doesn't consist entirely of Essex men whose ideal woman is Katie Price

Brian Blessed is prettier than Katie Price as well.

Imagine a life less binary if you can.
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JamesJames wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:50 am
RodneyRegis wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:44 am Hollywood shmollywood. We just have eyes.
Believe it or not dude, there are probably a majority of men in South Africa who would choose Venus over Halle. The world doesn't consist entirely of Essex men whose ideal woman is Katie Price
So is it the saffers who are racist or the Essex Boys? I'm confused.
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Fruit and Nutt wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?

She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.

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Could many backrowers race their kayak as effectively and as fast as double olympic Olympic champion Carrington? Probably not. Her whole training and sort is for her upper body. Of course she's going to have great muscles in those areas.

I also wouldn't use McCaw for example, he has never been famous for a ripped rugby body like say Pocock. In fact he's had numerous almost average dad bod photos, rather like Tom Brady.
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