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Except Tom rarely gets physical of course. It’s incredible how strong, and resilient McCaw was compared to other more ripped loose forwards. Spies, for example, had the body of a Greek god but couldn’t consistently do anything with it.
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Carrington doris is special. She looks like if she doesn't train for a couple of months she will bs a skinny bird
Carrington doris is special. She looks like if she doesn't train for a couple of months she will bs a skinny bird
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Every time someone mentions Spies I die a little internally. What a useless rugby player. A very fine chap though according to some pals of mine I know.
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Decades ago I used to share a gym with 3 members of the UK women's canoe team and the entire Scottish team. On a scale to 10 average was an easy 7, with two at the head turning standard.Gavin Duffy wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:15 pm A quick google indicates that's a highly unflattering picture tbf. I'll offer this instead
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When we were out and about, they used to challenge random men in pubs to arm wrestles. They may not have won them all, but they did win a lot and gave a lot of men a shock.
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Whitbread never won Olympic gold.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:58 am
She's prettier than fellow gold Olympian Fatima Whitbread. Bigger traps too.
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Things like abs and looking ripped are largely down to genetics as much as diet and hard work. It isn't a direct indication of strength stamina, speed, durability or sporting intelligence of course. In fact I believe some injuries are due to some athletes carrying to much weight for their bone frame, strength and density.
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They only look good when they have big thighs and butts.Ali's Choice wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:33 am This is clearly a Mog call-out thread. I thought such threads weren't allowed?
That chick just looks like a man and obviously on steroids too.
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eldanielfire wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:31 amCould many backrowers race their kayak as effectively and as fast as double olympic Olympic champion Carrington? Probably not. Her whole training and sort is for her upper body. Of course she's going to have great muscles in those areas.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?
She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.
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I also wouldn't use McCaw for example, he has never been famous for a ripped rugby body like say Pocock. In fact he's had numerous almost average dad bod photos, rather like Tom Brady.
Ritchie McCaw is a man.
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I'm sure he is glad he has you to affirm that for him.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 4:24 pmeldanielfire wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:31 amCould many backrowers race their kayak as effectively and as fast as double olympic Olympic champion Carrington? Probably not. Her whole training and sort is for her upper body. Of course she's going to have great muscles in those areas.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?
She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.
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I also wouldn't use McCaw for example, he has never been famous for a ripped rugby body like say Pocock. In fact he's had numerous almost average dad bod photos, rather like Tom Brady.
Ritchie McCaw is a man.
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Let's just toss them in the same basket, dribbling older perving dudes stuck in the 1960s.RodneyRegis wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:08 amSo is it the saffers who are racist or the Essex Boys? I'm confused.JamesJames wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:50 amBelieve it or not dude, there are probably a majority of men in South Africa who would choose Venus over Halle. The world doesn't consist entirely of Essex men whose ideal woman is Katie Price
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Oh look it's the weekly misgyonistic thread with a slight whiff of racism thrown in for good measure. 

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I think he's been to Fortitude Valley. Perhaps a day out a Doomben?
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Haha. Was so hot hosting you in my room to smash Oporto and drink a couple watery lagers.Ghost-Of-Nepia wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 10:57 am
Stop describing our November 2019 trip in such detail, Jdog!
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Is saying she's built like a man misogyny? It's just a fact of reality mate. Are you one that thinks we have to pretend obese people are beautiful too?
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I'd happily let the beautifully toned Lisa Carrington carry me to her waka any time.
Tokyo could be her swansong though as I read the scared French cancelled her event for the Paris Olympics.
Tokyo could be her swansong though as I read the scared French cancelled her event for the Paris Olympics.
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Nothing gets by Fruity.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 4:24 pmeldanielfire wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:31 amCould many backrowers race their kayak as effectively and as fast as double olympic Olympic champion Carrington? Probably not. Her whole training and sort is for her upper body. Of course she's going to have great muscles in those areas.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?
She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.
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I also wouldn't use McCaw for example, he has never been famous for a ripped rugby body like say Pocock. In fact he's had numerous almost average dad bod photos, rather like Tom Brady.
Ritchie McCaw is a man.
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It would be more accurate to say Richie McCaw is THE man.
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If by "beautifully toned" you mean "fůcking jacked" then cool, whatever blows your hair back.Mog The Almighty wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:08 pmIs saying she's built like a man misogyny? It's just a fact of reality mate. Are you one that thinks we have to pretend obese people are beautiful too?
I find it weird that it's misogynist to say a woman with traps like Arnold Shwarzenegger looks manly but it's okay to tear shreds off the girls I post with squats built-sirloin for asses that just accentuate their curves.
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Maybe.Mog The Almighty wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:08 pmIs saying she's built like a man misogyny? It's just a fact of reality mate. Are you one that thinks we have to pretend obese people are beautiful too?
I don't know that many men built like that, outside of the gym and rugby. She's built like a strength athlete. Most guys are pencil necked or fat.
fudge off with that obese people are beautiful BS.
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She's built like a winner who will win at all costs. If you get my drift. Thats the attitude elite sports people have.Zakar wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:17 pmMaybe.Mog The Almighty wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:08 pmIs saying she's built like a man misogyny? It's just a fact of reality mate. Are you one that thinks we have to pretend obese people are beautiful too?
I don't know that many men built like that, outside of the gym and rugby. She's built like a strength athlete. Most guys are pencil necked or fat.
fudge off with that obese people are beautiful BS.
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Here's Mog with his half-baked no substance theories again.
Just come out and say it you chicken. Mods love dealing with libel.
Just come out and say it you chicken. Mods love dealing with libel.
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Dude I appreciate your patriotism but if its not blindingly and undeniably obvious then you simply don't know what youre talking about or looking at when it comes to this issue. 1000% certainty. But of course it's simply not possible because she's a kiwi right?
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You're an odd man, thighs like Luke McAlister on a women is all good with you, but if someone who paddles for a living has big shoulders then it must be chemicals.Mog The Almighty wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:54 pmDude I appreciate your patriotism but if its not blindingly and undeniably obvious then you simply don't know what youre talking about or looking at when it comes to this issue. 1000% certainty. But of course it's simply not possible because she's a kiwi right?![]()
You really are comedy gold.

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I'm guessing every day is legs day for Mog-sloping-shouldersUncleFB wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:13 pmYou're an odd man, thighs like Luke McAlister on a women is all good with you, but if someone who paddles for a living has big shoulders then it must be chemicals.Mog The Almighty wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:54 pmDude I appreciate your patriotism but if its not blindingly and undeniably obvious then you simply don't know what youre talking about or looking at when it comes to this issue. 1000% certainty. But of course it's simply not possible because she's a kiwi right?![]()
You really are comedy gold.![]()
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I think we really do need a "Mog's Reckons" thread as a one stop shop for his collected everyman common sense "I'm just saying" self evident 100% truth bombs.
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You should work for WADA.Mog The Almighty wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:39 pmShe's built like a winner who will win at all costs. If you get my drift. Thats the attitude elite sports people have.Zakar wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:17 pmMaybe.Mog The Almighty wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:08 pmIs saying she's built like a man misogyny? It's just a fact of reality mate. Are you one that thinks we have to pretend obese people are beautiful too?
I don't know that many men built like that, outside of the gym and rugby. She's built like a strength athlete. Most guys are pencil necked or fat.
fudge off with that obese people are beautiful BS.
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Hmmm:
Mog The Almighty wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 3:49 pmThey only look good when they have big thighs and butts.
That chick just looks like a man and obviously on steroids too.
Mog The Almighty wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 3:05 pmIf by "beautifully toned" you mean "fůcking jacked" then cool, whatever blows your hair back.
I find it weird that it's misogynist to say a woman with traps like Arnold Shwarzenegger looks manly but it's okay to tear shreds off the girls I post with squats built-sirloin for asses that just accentuate their curves.
All conveniently of the same page too.Mog The Almighty wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:39 pmShe's built like a winner who will win at all costs. If you get my drift. Thats the attitude elite sports people have.

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I like it...Jay Cee Gee wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:44 pm I think we really do need a "Mog's Reckons" thread as a one stop shop for his collected everyman common sense "I'm just saying" self evident 100% truth bombs.
"Mog - Keeping it real"
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Mog’s just brave enough to say what you’re all thinking.
Come to think of it - that would be a great political slogan.
Come to think of it - that would be a great political slogan.
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Have they removed the no steroid call out ban?
Excellent- good timing with the roided up Safas coming back to rugby this year after a year of hard performance drug taking. And that’s just the kids...
Excellent- good timing with the roided up Safas coming back to rugby this year after a year of hard performance drug taking. And that’s just the kids...
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McCaw's gorge and she's pretty. Or McCaw is pretty and she's gorge. Either way...
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Choked (on her Adam's apple)...eldanielfire wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:54 pmWhitbread never won Olympic gold.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:58 am
She's prettier than fellow gold Olympian Fatima Whitbread. Bigger traps too.
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I know its a difficult concept to understand because you'd get the impression from watching our rugby teams that SA is a white majority country. In fact the opposite is true. Over 90 percent of Saffers are poc. Black people are incapable of racism. Its a commonly known fact.RodneyRegis wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:08 amSo is it the saffers who are racist or the Essex Boys? I'm confused.JamesJames wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:50 amBelieve it or not dude, there are probably a majority of men in South Africa who would choose Venus over Halle. The world doesn't consist entirely of Essex men whose ideal woman is Katie Price
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But whatever. I'll play your game. Let's all pretend to be ignorant.
There is no definitive proof that she has used any PED. How is that for you?