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B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:31 am
by eldanielfire
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I'm pleased for Steve Tandy continuing his career turnaround as defense coach. He's done a great job in scotland. Also looking forward to Townsend's attack.

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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:36 am
by handyman
What's with the hair styles?

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:38 am
by DragsterDriver
AKA The Dirtrackers.

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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:49 am
by Derwyn
Bad mistake by Garland having Gregor onboard. Squad will be tarnished with too many rubbish Scots. Like Finn.

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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:22 am
by eldanielfire
handyman wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:36 am What's with the hair styles?
Baldest Rugby coaching team in history?

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:54 am
by eldanielfire
C69 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:49 am Too much Welsh influence tbh
Only 1 Welsh coach is there. ;)

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:03 pm
by MrDominator
That is an abysmal coaching team. Too many Celts, too many baldies, and too much of a "struggling Welsh region circa 2016" vibe to it.

There is no way the privately educated English players on tour will respond to some Welsh hillbilly barking at them in an accent they can't even understand.

And there's also a deeper principle at stake. Expeditions under the flag of Empire are supposed to have Englishmen in charge. It's what the locals expect. They won't respect some weird Celtic hotch potch amassed from the dregs of the Pro 14.

Springsboks 3-0 :thumbdown:

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:05 pm
by camroc1
:lol:
Jesus, they look like a shower of middle aged alco's, recruited directly from a bar where they've spent the best part of 30 years boozing from the same seat.

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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:07 pm
by Blackrock Bullet
camroc1 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:05 pm :lol:
Jesus, they look like a shower of middle aged alco's, recruited directly from a bar where they've spent the best part of 30 years boozing from the same seat.
Yeah Jesus, not the most flattering way to take those headshots!

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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:07 pm
by Flametop
camroc1 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:05 pm :lol:
Jesus, they look like a shower of middle aged alco's, recruited directly from a bar where they've spent the best part of 30 years boozing from the same seat.
:lol:

I don’t see who they have picked as hair and makeup.

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:08 pm
by eldanielfire
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:03 pm That is an abysmal coaching team. Too many Celts, too many baldies, and too much of a "struggling Welsh region circa 2016" vibe to it.

There is no way the privately educated English players on tour will respond to some Welsh hillbilly barking at them in an accent they can't even understand.

And there's also a deeper principle at stake. Expeditions under the flag of Empire are supposed to have Englishmen in charge. It's what the locals expect. They won't respect some weird Celtic hotch potch amassed from the dregs of the Pro 14.

Springsboks 3-0 :thumbdown:
Almost all the most successful Lions tours have had Celts in charge.

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:09 pm
by blindcider
C69 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:49 am Too much Welsh influence tbh
Yeah, definitely on a Lions tour would like to see a more varied selection although I still think touring this year is a stupid idea. A lions tour with no or limited travelling fans will be shit

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:11 pm
by MrDominator
eldanielfire wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:08 pm
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:03 pm That is an abysmal coaching team. Too many Celts, too many baldies, and too much of a "struggling Welsh region circa 2016" vibe to it.

There is no way the privately educated English players on tour will respond to some Welsh hillbilly barking at them in an accent they can't even understand.

And there's also a deeper principle at stake. Expeditions under the flag of Empire are supposed to have Englishmen in charge. It's what the locals expect. They won't respect some weird Celtic hotch potch amassed from the dregs of the Pro 14.

Springsboks 3-0 :thumbdown:
Almost all the most successful Lions tours have had Celts in charge.
McGeechan is a Yorkshireman who's convinced himself he's Scottish, old bean

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:30 pm
by Frodder
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:11 pm
eldanielfire wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:08 pm
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:03 pm That is an abysmal coaching team. Too many Celts, too many baldies, and too much of a "struggling Welsh region circa 2016" vibe to it.

There is no way the privately educated English players on tour will respond to some Welsh hillbilly barking at them in an accent they can't even understand.

And there's also a deeper principle at stake. Expeditions under the flag of Empire are supposed to have Englishmen in charge. It's what the locals expect. They won't respect some weird Celtic hotch potch amassed from the dregs of the Pro 14.

Springsboks 3-0 :thumbdown:
Almost all the most successful Lions tours have had Celts in charge.
McGeechan is a Yorkshireman who's convinced himself he's Scottish, old bean
Carwyn James and John Dawes were excellent tbf. Not sure of the other celts but Telfer is just a misery guts

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:30 pm
by Saturnine
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:11 pm
eldanielfire wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:08 pm
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:03 pm That is an abysmal coaching team. Too many Celts, too many baldies, and too much of a "struggling Welsh region circa 2016" vibe to it.

There is no way the privately educated English players on tour will respond to some Welsh hillbilly barking at them in an accent they can't even understand.

And there's also a deeper principle at stake. Expeditions under the flag of Empire are supposed to have Englishmen in charge. It's what the locals expect. They won't respect some weird Celtic hotch potch amassed from the dregs of the Pro 14.

Springsboks 3-0 :thumbdown:
Almost all the most successful Lions tours have had Celts in charge.
McGeechan is a Yorkshireman who's convinced himself he's Scottish, old bean
The only Lions Tour that has won the Test Series in New Zealand was run by Carwyn James.

Who is Welsh.

The only Lions Tour that threw the whole concept into doubt and was overwhelmingly player-heavy in favour of the team that had finished 4th in that year's 6N was in 2005. Run by Lord Bald.

Who is English.

As per usual, even your piss-poor attempts at trolling haven't got a toehold in reality.

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:34 pm
by Mick Mannock
camroc1 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:05 pm :lol:
Jesus, they look like a shower of middle aged alco's, recruited directly from a bar where they've spent the best part of 30 years boozing from the same seat.
Or by the crossing shouting at traffic

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:53 pm
by Saturnine
Mick Mannock wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:34 pm
camroc1 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:05 pm :lol:
Jesus, they look like a shower of middle aged alco's, recruited directly from a bar where they've spent the best part of 30 years boozing from the same seat.
Or by the crossing shouting at traffic
Or representing Trump in a court case about the "stolen" election.

Nah. None of them look that deranged, to be fair.

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:54 pm
by Floppykid
The bald brotherhood.

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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 3:15 pm
by Yer Man
eldanielfire wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:22 am
handyman wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:36 am What's with the hair styles?
Baldest Rugby coaching team in history?
Gatland insisted on only having coaches with less hair than him.

And it's getting harder and harder to meet that criteria

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 7:37 pm
by ZuLurk
Who coaches dirty tricks?

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 7:49 pm
by Morgan14
If all the coaches in the B&I isles made themselves available, who would you pick if you were Gatland? I think I'd still have Townsend. Not sure about the others.

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 7:53 pm
by ZuLurk
Morgan14 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 7:49 pm If all the coaches in the B&I isles made themselves available, who would you pick if you were Gatland? I think I'd still have Townsend. Not sure about the others.
O ok he must then be the dirty tricks guy

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 7:55 pm
by MrDominator
Saturnine wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:30 pm
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:11 pm
eldanielfire wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:08 pm
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:03 pm That is an abysmal coaching team. Too many Celts, too many baldies, and too much of a "struggling Welsh region circa 2016" vibe to it.

There is no way the privately educated English players on tour will respond to some Welsh hillbilly barking at them in an accent they can't even understand.

And there's also a deeper principle at stake. Expeditions under the flag of Empire are supposed to have Englishmen in charge. It's what the locals expect. They won't respect some weird Celtic hotch potch amassed from the dregs of the Pro 14.

Springsboks 3-0 :thumbdown:
Almost all the most successful Lions tours have had Celts in charge.
McGeechan is a Yorkshireman who's convinced himself he's Scottish, old bean
The only Lions Tour that has won the Test Series in New Zealand was run by Carwyn James.

Who is Welsh.

The only Lions Tour that threw the whole concept into doubt and was overwhelmingly player-heavy in favour of the team that had finished 4th in that year's 6N was in 2005. Run by Lord Bald.

Who is English.

As per usual, even your piss-poor attempts at trolling haven't got a toehold in reality.
You can't live off Carwyn James for ever, boyo.

There hasn't been a decent Welsh coach in 40 years :thumbdown:

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:08 pm
by Enzedder
No Razor Robertson

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Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:51 pm
by JB1981
Imagine Razor on the panel. It would be like when the Fresh Prince rocked up to Bel-Air. If nothing else, the tour DVD could make one hell of a sitcom.

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:58 pm
by Gynormus
eldanielfire wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:31 am Image

I'm pleased for Steve Tandy continuing his career turnaround as defense coach. He's done a great job in scotland. Also looking forward to Townsend's attack.
Should have just called this 1 off. Not a great coaching balance.

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:10 pm
by danny_fitz
Is Neil Jenkins auditioning for the lead role in Fungus the Bogeyman I that photo?

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:32 pm
by madman
Not a beauty contest..

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:57 am
by piquant
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It's just a shame the stage group name Diversity is already taken

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:30 am
by deverix
How does this group compare to previous editions?

2017: Gatland, Howley, Farrell, Roundtree, Borthwick, Jenkins.

2013: Gatland, Howley, Farrell, Roundtree, Borthwick, Jenkins.

2009: McGeechan, Gatland, Roundtree, Howley, Edwards, Jenkins.

2005: Woodward, McGeechan, O'Sullivan, Robinson, Larder, Ford, Jenkins.

2001: Graham Henry, ....?

Does anyone know who the hell Henry's assistant coaches were in 2001?

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:56 am
by LandOTurk
eldanielfire wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:08 pm
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:03 pm That is an abysmal coaching team. Too many Celts, too many baldies, and too much of a "struggling Welsh region circa 2016" vibe to it.

There is no way the privately educated English players on tour will respond to some Welsh hillbilly barking at them in an accent they can't even understand.

And there's also a deeper principle at stake. Expeditions under the flag of Empire are supposed to have Englishmen in charge. It's what the locals expect. They won't respect some weird Celtic hotch potch amassed from the dregs of the Pro 14.

Springsboks 3-0 :thumbdown:
Almost all the most successful Lions tours have had Celts in charge.
You have forgotten Clive Woodward. RWC and Lions tour to NZ winnnnnnnning coach.

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:58 am
by LandOTurk
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 7:55 pm
Saturnine wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:30 pm
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:11 pm
eldanielfire wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:08 pm
MrDominator wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:03 pm That is an abysmal coaching team. Too many Celts, too many baldies, and too much of a "struggling Welsh region circa 2016" vibe to it.

There is no way the privately educated English players on tour will respond to some Welsh hillbilly barking at them in an accent they can't even understand.

And there's also a deeper principle at stake. Expeditions under the flag of Empire are supposed to have Englishmen in charge. It's what the locals expect. They won't respect some weird Celtic hotch potch amassed from the dregs of the Pro 14.

Springsboks 3-0 :thumbdown:
Almost all the most successful Lions tours have had Celts in charge.
McGeechan is a Yorkshireman who's convinced himself he's Scottish, old bean
The only Lions Tour that has won the Test Series in New Zealand was run by Carwyn James.

Who is Welsh.

The only Lions Tour that threw the whole concept into doubt and was overwhelmingly player-heavy in favour of the team that had finished 4th in that year's 6N was in 2005. Run by Lord Bald.

Who is English.

As per usual, even your piss-poor attempts at trolling haven't got a toehold in reality.
You can't live off Carwyn James for ever, boyo.

There hasn't been a decent Welsh coach in 40 years :thumbdown:
There hasn't been a decent English coach in 20 years :thumbdown:

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:59 am
by LandOTurk
Being serious for a few minutes, wo actually would be considered a very good British or Irish coach, past and present?

Carwyn James
Clive Woodward
Ian McGeechan

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:19 am
by Gwenno
I've never seen Jenkins' dad, but I bet he looks just like him. each year he gets a bit balder and a bit jowlier.

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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:45 am
by piquant
Gwenno wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:19 am I've never seen Jenkins' dad, but I bet he looks just like him. each year he gets a bit balder and a bit jowlier.
His old man was a little slimmer and more hirsute, though he did also look like he enjoyed a smoke and a pint. He did have a strong resemblance though

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:03 pm
by Yer Man
deverix wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:30 am How does this group compare to previous editions?

2017: Gatland, Howley, Farrell, Roundtree, Borthwick, Jenkins.

2013: Gatland, Howley, Farrell, Roundtree, Borthwick, Jenkins.

2009: McGeechan, Gatland, Roundtree, Howley, Edwards, Jenkins.

2005: Woodward, McGeechan, O'Sullivan, Robinson, Larder, Ford, Jenkins.

2001: Graham Henry, ....?

Does anyone know who the hell Henry's assistant coaches were in 2001?
2001:
Coach: Graham Henry,
Manager: Donal Lenihan,
Assistant coaches: Andy Robinson, Phil Larder, Steve Black, Rob Andrew

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:56 pm
by Gwenno
piquant wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:45 am
Gwenno wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:19 am I've never seen Jenkins' dad, but I bet he looks just like him. each year he gets a bit balder and a bit jowlier.
His old man was a little slimmer and more hirsute, though he did also look like he enjoyed a smoke and a pint. He did have a strong resemblance though
Of course kicking coaches do a great job, and you can see kickers' percentages grow with coaching, but I still have a little scene in my mind of Jinks saying 'You've got to kick this ball by here through those posts by there, and above the bar.'

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:16 pm
by LandOTurk
Yer Man wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:03 pm
deverix wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:30 am How does this group compare to previous editions?

2017: Gatland, Howley, Farrell, Roundtree, Borthwick, Jenkins.

2013: Gatland, Howley, Farrell, Roundtree, Borthwick, Jenkins.

2009: McGeechan, Gatland, Roundtree, Howley, Edwards, Jenkins.

2005: Woodward, McGeechan, O'Sullivan, Robinson, Larder, Ford, Jenkins.

2001: Graham Henry, ....?

Does anyone know who the hell Henry's assistant coaches were in 2001?
2001:
Coach: Graham Henry,
Manager: Donal Lenihan,
Assistant coaches: Andy Robinson, Phil Larder, Steve Black, Rob Andrew
At least we managed some diversity here. Phew.

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:26 pm
by Gwenno
Phil larder sounds like panic buying advice before a prolonged lockdown.

Re: B&I Lions coaches

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:28 pm
by Lemoentjie
I think the white guy with no hair is quite a good pick