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Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 7:04 am
by CrazyIslander

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 8:01 am
by Mick Mannock
Perhaps they could take up another hobby if they no longer enjoy gardening.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 8:34 am
by Zakar
I heard it was because he named his company after his penis.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 9:01 am
by eldanielfire
Zakar wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:34 am I heard it was because he named his company after his penis.
I could never work out what attracted Melinda to get married to the billionaire Bill Gates?

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 10:44 am
by JB1981
They could use Excel to work out the divorce settlement.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 11:30 am
by Glaston
eldanielfire wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 9:01 am
Zakar wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:34 am I heard it was because he named his company after his penis.
I could never work out what attracted Melinda to get married to the billionaire Bill Gates?
They met before Windows 1.0 released

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 11:38 am
by danny_fitz
So will the two richest women in the US be divorcees of the two richest men in the US?

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 11:47 am
by Mr Mike
danny_fitz wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 11:38 am So will the two richest women in the US be divorcees of the two richest men in the US?
I think Alice Walton will still be in the mix.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 11:50 am
by eldanielfire
Glaston wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 11:30 am
eldanielfire wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 9:01 am
Zakar wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:34 am I heard it was because he named his company after his penis.
I could never work out what attracted Melinda to get married to the billionaire Bill Gates?
They met before Windows 1.0 released
1) He made his first billion by 1987 when they met.

2) It was a joke, or a re-use of an old joke.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 11:54 am
by Dark
I think if we are looking at rich as mega-billionaires Gates and Bezos, Bezos is a complete **** and Gates is the good guy.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 12:05 pm
by eldanielfire
Dark wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 11:54 am I think if we are looking at rich as mega-billionaires Gates and Bezos, Bezos is a complete **** and Gates is the good guy.
Until he returned and started donating his money to good causes, Gates was seem as the bad guy. Monopolistic business practices, crushing competitors, using his money and influence with Washington, buggy new software, using Microsoft weight to force smaller developers to conform or be excluded etc etc etc. 20 years ago, Bill Gates was slaged off relentlessly.

Even in retirement his good activities are not so pure:

https://www.thenation.com/article/socie ... lanthropy/

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 12:11 pm
by backrow
What does Melinda look like ? She must be a real mutt if he wants to give her half his money to get rid !

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 12:24 pm
by kiap
backrow wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 12:11 pm What does Melinda look like ? She must be a real mutt if he wants to give her half his money to get rid !
Melinda is probably ditching Bill.


Hmm. Half the dosh ... or footsie with Bill?

Spend the dosh ... or foot the bill?

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 12:45 pm
by Morgan14
Breaking news

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sorry, you've probably seen this, it's been doing the rounds

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 12:57 pm
by Rowdy
Someone who wants to spray chalk into the atmosphere to dim the sun is not a good guy.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 1:50 pm
by sorCrer
Rowdy wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 12:57 pm Someone who wants to spray chalk into the atmosphere to dim the sun is not a good guy.
For one, he doesn't and two, I had you listed as someone intelligent enough not to buy into click bait.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 2:01 pm
by LandOTurk
Dark wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 11:54 am I think if we are looking at rich as mega-billionaires Gates and Bezos, Bezos is a complete **** and Gates is the good guy.
Don't forget Oracle's Larry Ellison is a tosspot.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 3:25 pm
by The Sun God
Glaston wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 11:30 am
eldanielfire wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 9:01 am
Zakar wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:34 am I heard it was because he named his company after his penis.
I could never work out what attracted Melinda to get married to the billionaire Bill Gates?
They met before Windows 1.0 released
He was still a billionaire....

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 3:28 pm
by The Sun God
backrow wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 12:11 pm What does Melinda look like ? She must be a real mutt if he wants to give her half his money to get rid !
Not the Mae West at all, at all...... Still though 50 billion makes her Miss World rideable.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 3:32 pm
by MrJonno
Dark wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 11:54 am I think if we are looking at rich as mega-billionaires Gates and Bezos, Bezos is a complete **** and Gates is the good guy.
Until he released Covid.19 and tried to control our brains with 5G masts. It most be true I learned it on Google.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 4:15 pm
by backrow
The Sun God wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 3:28 pm
backrow wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 12:11 pm What does Melinda look like ? She must be a real mutt if he wants to give her half his money to get rid !
Not the Mae West at all, at all...... Still though 50 billion makes her Miss World rideable.
For 50 bill I’d smash half of Nz, I’d have enough then to fund a new ID, some hypnotherapy, and a new penis.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 4:29 pm
by bimboman
backrow wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 4:15 pm
The Sun God wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 3:28 pm
backrow wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 12:11 pm What does Melinda look like ? She must be a real mutt if he wants to give her half his money to get rid !
Not the Mae West at all, at all...... Still though 50 billion makes her Miss World rideable.
For 50 bill I’d smash half of Nz, I’d have enough then to fund a new ID, some hypnotherapy, and a new penis.


I’d imagine it would be a new arse hole rather than penis.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 4:36 pm
by backrow
bimboman wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 4:29 pm
backrow wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 4:15 pm
The Sun God wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 3:28 pm
backrow wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 12:11 pm What does Melinda look like ? She must be a real mutt if he wants to give her half his money to get rid !
Not the Mae West at all, at all...... Still though 50 billion makes her Miss World rideable.
For 50 bill I’d smash half of Nz, I’d have enough then to fund a new ID, some hypnotherapy, and a new penis.


I’d imagine it would be a new arse hole rather than penis.
Mrs B knows ?

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 4:44 pm
by bimboman
backrow wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 4:36 pm
bimboman wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 4:29 pm
backrow wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 4:15 pm
The Sun God wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 3:28 pm
backrow wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 12:11 pm What does Melinda look like ? She must be a real mutt if he wants to give her half his money to get rid !
Not the Mae West at all, at all...... Still though 50 billion makes her Miss World rideable.
For 50 bill I’d smash half of Nz, I’d have enough then to fund a new ID, some hypnotherapy, and a new penis.


I’d imagine it would be a new arse hole rather than penis.
Mrs B knows ?


Best bit of visiting (though the bay of islands was tolerable).

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 5:04 pm
by Gynormus
Should be interesting division of wealth & also they will have to close their ISDA & other financial memberships

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 7:52 pm
by Masterji
Poor Bill, we need to have a whip round to help him get back on his feet.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 9:58 pm
by Rowdy
sorCrer wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 1:50 pm
Rowdy wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 12:57 pm Someone who wants to spray chalk into the atmosphere to dim the sun is not a good guy.
For one, he doesn't and two, I had you listed as someone intelligent enough not to buy into click bait.
Rookie error! I've always been dead gullible.

I'm relieved to hear he's not going to do it. Or am I being gullible again? 🤔

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 6:42 am
by Zakar
The Guardian is reporting the divorce may be as a result of Bill having a friendship with Epstein :uhoh:

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 7:43 am
by The Sun God
Zakar wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 6:42 am The Guardian is reporting the divorce may be as a result of Bill having a friendship with Epstein :uhoh:
He looks like a 'wrong un' alright....

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 8:04 am
by eldanielfire
Zakar wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 6:42 am The Guardian is reporting the divorce may be as a result of Bill having a friendship with Epstein :uhoh:
This does beg the question, Epstein constantly integrated himself with the rich, famous and powerful. While I'm sure some of them knew nothing about his foul behaviours, I'm sure plenty did and plenty heard rumors but ignored them anyway.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 8:15 am
by Zakar
eldanielfire wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 8:04 am
Zakar wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 6:42 am The Guardian is reporting the divorce may be as a result of Bill having a friendship with Epstein :uhoh:
This does beg the question, Epstein constantly integrated himself with the rich, famous and powerful. While I'm sure some of them knew nothing about his foul behaviours, I'm sure plenty did and plenty heard rumors but ignored them anyway.
It could be anything right? Epstein was notoriously great at trading information, well before suspicions were publicly aired.

Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 4:10 pm
by Mick Mannock
Zakar wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 6:42 am The Guardian is reporting the divorce may be as a result of Bill having a friendship with Epstein :uhoh:
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Re: Bill Gates divorces Melinda.

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 9:21 pm
by Zakar
Mick Mannock wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 4:10 pm
Zakar wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 6:42 am The Guardian is reporting the divorce may be as a result of Bill having a friendship with Epstein :uhoh:
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Wrong Bill.