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Both Saveas were impressive. Canes in general were poor and did not deserve to win
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Kiwias wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:42 pm
guy smiley wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:38 pm
BBB wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:35 pm This is it Jordie.
Crikey...

Douche is going to struggle spinning this one.
Is he still praying to the JB shrine in his bedroom?
'praying'...

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guy smiley wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:45 pm
Kiwias wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:42 pm
guy smiley wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:38 pm
BBB wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:35 pm This is it Jordie.
Crikey...

Douche is going to struggle spinning this one.
Is he still praying to the JB shrine in his bedroom?
'praying'...

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trapper wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm
Ted. wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:40 pm
trapper wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:39 pm Well done Brumbies! :thumbup:

Hard luck Canes.
Yeah right. Noooww you're magnanimous. :roll:
Let it go you sad prick.
Nah. Ted's allright. If you want sad (bitter) pricks, have a look at JPNZ and Sonnyblount.
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The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm Well we got away with that one, but I think we were marginally the better team.

I f**king hate when aussie teams try and latch pick and drive to close out a match, it never works.
White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
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Lucky that Len Ikitaus refusal to run the kick around didn't cost us. I woke up the dog screaming at him to run under the posts.
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:lol:

I’m expecting vh1/50 and crouch and others to be on, telling us about the cheating Aussie refs
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MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm Well we got away with that one, but I think we were marginally the better team.

I f**king hate when aussie teams try and latch pick and drive to close out a match, it never works.
White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
...and the ABs in suncorp.
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MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm Well we got away with that one, but I think we were marginally the better team.

I f**king hate when aussie teams try and latch pick and drive to close out a match, it never works.
White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
No, like he should have when he box kicked away the Bled a few years ago.
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Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm Lucky that Len Ikitaus refusal to run the kick around didn't cost us. I woke up the dog screaming at him to run under the posts.
Hope you apologised to the mutt
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Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm Lucky that Len Ikitaus refusal to run the kick around didn't cost us. I woke up the dog screaming at him to run under the posts.
You're allowed to have a dog?

Isn't there an assessment committee or somesuch?
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Ellafan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:47 pm
MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm Well we got away with that one, but I think we were marginally the better team.

I f**king hate when aussie teams try and latch pick and drive to close out a match, it never works.
White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
No, like he should have when he box kicked away the Bled a few years ago.
I’m willing to give a bloke a second chance

Like Valetini when he missed that winning kick for the canes
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Jordie just doing his big brother a favour. Nothing wrong with that.
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MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm Well we got away with that one, but I think we were marginally the better team.

I f**king hate when aussie teams try and latch pick and drive to close out a match, it never works.
White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
White didn't play against the Lions...
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MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:48 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm Lucky that Len Ikitaus refusal to run the kick around didn't cost us. I woke up the dog screaming at him to run under the posts.
Hope you apologised to the mutt
He jumped up on the couch to join in the viewing.
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Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm Lucky that Len Ikitaus refusal to run the kick around didn't cost us. I woke up the dog screaming at him to run under the posts.

It was the Simone grubber attempt that set me off...
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Ellafan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:47 pm
MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm Well we got away with that one, but I think we were marginally the better team.

I f**king hate when aussie teams try and latch pick and drive to close out a match, it never works.
White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
No, like he should have when he box kicked away the Bled a few years ago.
That’s the one. After a while, all the disappointing endings to games I’ve been to at Suncorp start to blur ...
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trapper wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm
Ted. wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:40 pm
trapper wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:39 pm Well done Brumbies! :thumbup:

Hard luck Canes.
Yeah right. Noooww you're magnanimous. :roll:
Let it go you sad prick.
FFS, you singularly lack a sense of humour.

BTW, I'm still waiting for my apology from you re your misrepresentation of my take on the Kirifi yellow. How about, you big hearted thing, you?
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shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:49 pm
Ellafan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:47 pm
MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm Well we got away with that one, but I think we were marginally the better team.

I f**king hate when aussie teams try and latch pick and drive to close out a match, it never works.
White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
No, like he should have when he box kicked away the Bled a few years ago.
I’m willing to give a bloke a second chance

Like Valetini when he missed that winning kick for the canes
As opposed to when he misses the blind side tackle off the scrum, and Ritchie Mo'uaga waltzes through the Suez Canal size gap* and scores the Bled winning try?

That miss?

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shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:49 pm
Ellafan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:47 pm
MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm Well we got away with that one, but I think we were marginally the better team.

I f**king hate when aussie teams try and latch pick and drive to close out a match, it never works.
White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
No, like he should have when he box kicked away the Bled a few years ago.
I’m willing to give a bloke a second chance

Like Valetini when he missed that winning kick for the canes
:lol: :lol:
This is what people don't appreciate in rugby...

the subplots.
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Slim 293 wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:51 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm Lucky that Len Ikitaus refusal to run the kick around didn't cost us. I woke up the dog screaming at him to run under the posts.

It was the Simone grubber attempt that set me off...
Yes, that also was frustrating. Simone could be anything, but is not a great decision maker at the moment.
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Slim 293 wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:49 pm
MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm Well we got away with that one, but I think we were marginally the better team.

I f**king hate when aussie teams try and latch pick and drive to close out a match, it never works.
White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
White didn't play against the Lions...
That is a threadbare defence, when the issue is overall skill, counselor
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shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:49 pm
Ellafan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:47 pm
MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:43 pm Well we got away with that one, but I think we were marginally the better team.

I f**king hate when aussie teams try and latch pick and drive to close out a match, it never works.
White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
No, like he should have when he box kicked away the Bled a few years ago.
I’m willing to give a bloke a second chance

Like Valetini when he missed that winning kick for the canes
Weirdly, Valetini dropped the ball less once Stowers came off...
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Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:56 pm
shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:49 pm
Ellafan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:47 pm
MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm

White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
No, like he should have when he box kicked away the Bled a few years ago.
I’m willing to give a bloke a second chance

Like Valetini when he missed that winning kick for the canes
Weirdly, Valetini dropped the ball less once Stowers came off...

Except for when he dropped that pass from Valetini over the sideline...
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Valetini is no Jarryd But’lau
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They're replaying Jordy's misses, more than not, they weren't close. Heavy air?
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Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:56 pm
shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:49 pm
Ellafan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:47 pm
MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
The Optimist wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:44 pm

White should have cleared it like a professional. B A S I C S.
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
No, like he should have when he box kicked away the Bled a few years ago.
I’m willing to give a bloke a second chance

Like Valetini when he missed that winning kick for the canes
Weirdly, Valetini dropped the ball less once Stowers came off...
You guys would be a lot funnier, had you started posting before the game, instead of waiting until seeing how it was going half way through, you piss weak cunts.
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shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:58 pm Valetini is no Jarryd But’lau

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Ellafan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:59 pm
Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:56 pm
shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:49 pm
Ellafan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:47 pm
MungoMan wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:46 pm
Like he did vs the Lions? Yeah nah.
No, like he should have when he box kicked away the Bled a few years ago.
I’m willing to give a bloke a second chance

Like Valetini when he missed that winning kick for the canes
Weirdly, Valetini dropped the ball less once Stowers came off...
You guys would be a lot funnier, had you started posting before the game, instead of waiting until seeing how it was going half way through, you piss weak cunts.
Look on the bright side

You’ve created an new (Australian) boredism.

You did that. YOU, big guy

You’re a fcking baller, fella!

Bring it in <hug>
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Slim 293 wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 1:00 pm
shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:58 pm Valetini is no Jarryd But’lau

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I probably love that guy. The best Aussie back rower in 30 years.

Where is he now?
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Watching the replay now because we spent the afternoon down at the local rugby club and my wife couldn't stand another 2 hours of rugby.

Quick question, is the ref on drugs?
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shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 1:12 pm
Slim 293 wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 1:00 pm
shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:58 pm Valetini is no Jarryd But’lau

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I probably love that guy. The best Aussie back rower in 30 years.

Where is he now?
He's Connachts long term captain and best player.

Basically Galway's answer to Richie McCaw
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Thomas wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 1:19 pm Watching the replay now because we spent the afternoon down at the local rugby club and my wife couldn't stand another 2 hours of rugby.

Quick question, is the ref on drugs?
Bathsalts I think.
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Thomas wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 1:19 pm Watching the replay now because we spent the afternoon down at the local rugby club and my wife couldn't stand another 2 hours of rugby.

Quick question, is the ref on drugs?
Probably the one that killed River Phoenix
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Ted. wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:59 pm They're replaying Jordy's misses, more than not, they weren't close. Heavy air?
Ted is Steve Hansen or Ian Foster, and I claim my XL All Blacks stadium jacket.
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Though it was interesting for its intensity, I think there should be a gentleman's agreement between Rugby Australia and New Zealand Rugby that this game was never played.
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Zakar wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 1:19 pm
shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 1:12 pm
Slim 293 wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 1:00 pm
shanky wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:58 pm Valetini is no Jarryd But’lau

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I probably love that guy. The best Aussie back rower in 30 years.

Where is he now?
He's Connachts long term captain and best player.

Basically Galway's answer to Richie McCaw
:lol:
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Cory Jane the water boy marking out the 10m from Jordie's last penalty kick like a coach in U9s. :lol:

What a dickhead. :lol:
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This is the real Jordie though. A tortured genius.

He does some things ordinary club rugby players could never do. And can't do other stuff that they do every Saturday.
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Best fullback in NZ my arse .
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