post a picture of yourself thread

Gobshiet · Post by **Gobshiet** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:53 pm

Will post after training at the weekend!

The Man Without Fear · Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:53 pm

Total cost of muse's outfit: £1,057.99.

C69 · Post by **C69** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:55 pm

The Man Without Fear wrote:Total cost of muse's outfit: £1,057.99.

Looks weak

Womack · Post by **Womack** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:56 pm

As we're starting from scratch:

musefreek · Post by **musefreek** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:57 pm

c69 wrote:
The Man Without Fear wrote:Total cost of muse's outfit: £1,057.99.
Looks weak

don't make me post a pic of me in my g-string and ugg boots, mate.

The Man Without Fear · Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:57 pm

c69 wrote:
The Man Without Fear wrote:Total cost of muse's outfit: £1,057.99.
Looks weak

Well, he is slumming it.

Post by **ZappaMan** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:58 pm

I thought you'd been training

assfly · Post by **assfly** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:58 pm

Are you holding car keys Muse?

Wyndham Upalot · Post by **Wyndham Upalot** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:58 pm

Sports direct £10 all-in.

musefreek · Post by **musefreek** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:59 pm

assfly wrote:Are you holding car keys Muse?

no, it's the latest fashion ring for stylish men. it cost £265.56.

yes.

TB63 · Post by **TB63** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:01 pm

Womack wrote:As we're starting from scratch:

Wifebeater..check
Baseball cap..check
Tattoo..check
Drinking with a straw due to missing teeth..check.
Womack, you're a redneck..

Post by **ZappaMan** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:02 pm

Womack, were you disappointed when Grange Hill turned you down for the role of Generic Bully #3?

Gobshiet · Post by **Gobshiet** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:04 pm

TB63 wrote:
Womack wrote:As we're starting from scratch:

Wifebeater..check
Baseball cap..check
Tattoo..check
Drinking with a straw due to missing teeth..check.
Womack, you're a redneck..

Also about 4 foot tall.

Cartman · Post by **Cartman** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:07 pm

Womack wrote:As we're starting from scratch:

Looks a bit like that actor from Moon

Womack · Post by **Womack** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:09 pm

Gobshiet wrote:Also about 4 foot tall.

Weirdly resized pic (originally scanned and resized for my first entry into the old 'post pictures of yourself' thread, probably some 5 years ago now), I'm not actually a dwarf.

Re my loutish appearance, poor old IC was most shocked and disappointed the other week when I posted a pic that revealed I'm actually a total knacker.

flaggETERNAL · Post by **flaggETERNAL** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:11 pm

Cartman wrote:
Womack wrote:As we're starting from scratch:

Looks a bit like that actor from Moon

Why you wearing a f**king bracelet?

Clouseau · Post by **Clouseau** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:14 pm

This should be retitled 'post a picture of yourself drinking a non-alcoholic beverage'.

Short Man Syndrome · Post by **Short Man Syndrome** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:16 pm

I'd forgotten that all the hard work I had done in trying to turn the old 'pics' thread into a 'post pics of yourselves with fit birds' has been long-gonelised with the new bored... Ah well...

Ireland's Call · Post by **Ireland's Call** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:16 pm

Womack wrote:
Gobshiet wrote:Also about 4 foot tall.
Weirdly resized pic (originally scanned and resized for my first entry into the old 'post pictures of yourself' thread, probably some 5 years ago now), I'm not actually a dwarf.

Re my loutish appearance, poor old IC was most shocked and disappointed the other week when I posted a pic that revealed I'm actually a total knacker.

I was very surprised I have to say. That was Barbecue Bogan territory.

Womack · Post by **Womack** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:17 pm

flaggETERNAL wrote:Why you wearing a f**king bracelet?

I was cool back then, maaan. And ethno-tat was my way of letting the world know.

colonel · Post by **colonel** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:18 pm

Womack, an true englishman always wears sleeves regardless of length

im disappointed in you

Womack · Post by **Womack** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:19 pm

I think I had some misguided notions of putting on some form of 'gun show' in those days. Consider me suitably ashamed

colonel · Post by **colonel** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:20 pm

jesus, i thought you were one of the good guys

Post by **ZappaMan** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:22 pm

Looking French, Clouseau

Womack · Post by **Womack** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:25 pm

ZappaMan wrote:Looking French, Clouseau

His dress and the way he's drinking that water are redolent of a nervous man in the hour or so before his wedding, but the ring on his finger suggests that the nuptials have already taken place. But why, then, would he be drinking a non-alcoholic drink?

A most perplexing picture.

SFBB · Post by **SFBB** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:26 pm

Openside · Post by **Openside** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:33 pm

Has it got to be on the net?? I have found a pic of me from many moons ago that would give you all a laugh

Clouseau · Post by **Clouseau** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:34 pm

Womack wrote:
ZappaMan wrote:Looking French, Clouseau
His dress and the way he's drinking that water are redolent of a nervous man in the hour or so before his wedding, but the ring on his finger suggests that the nuptials have already taken place. But why, then, would he be drinking a non-alcoholic drink?

A most perplexing picture.

It was not my wedding and it was a very hot day.

Womack · Post by **Womack** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:36 pm

Openside wrote:Has it got to be on the net?? I have found a pic of me from many moons ago that would give you all a laugh

If it's that one of you and a load of other para officers, we've all laughed at it already

Openside · Post by **Openside** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:38 pm

Womack wrote:
Openside wrote:Has it got to be on the net?? I have found a pic of me from many moons ago that would give you all a laugh
If it's that one of you and a load of other para officers, we've all laughed at it already

I don't think I have ever posted a pic of me with other Para officers??

I think you may be getting confused with the RMAS one

no this one is of me surfing in La Jolla (well body boarding)

merry! · Post by **merry!** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:42 pm

may as well paste my graffiti on this bored too...

Womack · Post by **Womack** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:44 pm

I never realised David Ginola was a Yorkshireman

SamShark · Post by **SamShark** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:44 pm

merry! wrote:may as well paste my graffiti on this bored too...

David Icke?

merry! · Post by **merry!** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:45 pm

n'est ce pas..

oi, sam, dozy's paranoid enough already..

AND-y · Post by **AND-y** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:46 pm

SFBB · Post by **SFBB** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:48 pm

*this is how I do the smokey eyes. Its irresistible.*

Short Man Syndrome · Post by **Short Man Syndrome** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:49 pm

ANDy is B Real and I claim my free copy of Temples of Boom.

Gobshiet · Post by **Gobshiet** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:21 pm

SFBB wrote:

I like you, the whole sideward slightly smiling face really turns me on.

pjm1 · Post by **pjm1** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:33 pm

Gobshiet wrote: I like you, the whole sideward slightly smiling face really turns me on.

SFBB is Dozy's wife and I claim my 5 Renminbi...