
The definitive collection of Kim Jong-un looking at things.
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having arrived at the great hall, Kim Jong-Un takes his seat to look at what will be 3 hours of large scale gay military pornography accompanied with music by the North Korean Symphony Orchestra


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Kim Jong-Un strumming the opening chords to Haddaway's seminal hit, "What is love?"


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Kim Jong-un asks his general "You happy now, bitch?"

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Kim Jong-un gives this veteran a Chinese burn and asks "You happy now, bitch?"


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A cheeky new recruit is informed "Remember who the fudge you talking to right here."


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tabascoboy wrote:A cheeky new recruit is informed "Remember who the fudge you talking to right here."
how old are those kids.......f**king commies
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ZappaMan wrote:Kim Jong-Un strumming the opening chords to Haddaway's seminal hit, "What is love?"

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ZappaMan wrote:Kim Jong-Un strumming the opening chords to Haddaway's seminal hit, "What is love?"
Kim Jong Un demonstates how he played guitar in a Sray Cats tribute band...
I think a caption comp for teh note taker is needed...
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY THE f**king GUITAR YOU FAT MONGOL!!!
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a common mistake but this is actually one of the few known photos of Asian crime lord Fat Boy Nung...no current photos are known to exist.argus wrote:the formative years:

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Kim Jong-Un looking at Sum-Yung-Gee marching in a military parade.


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18ChinsOfChinatown wrote:Kim Jong-Un looking at Sum-Yung-Gee marching in a military parade.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1mjbTYquQIntroducing 'the Jongettes': North Korea's first girl band are the star attraction of late dictator's 70th birthday bash
The 'Art Squad' performed live in Pyongyang as women take centre stage
Young synchronized swimmers danced to song 'We Will Defend General Kim Jong Un at the Risk of Our Lives'
New leader Kim Jong Un uses event to give new unprecedented access to his dictatorship
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l?ITO=1490
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Kim Jong-un asks "Does that smell of pussy to you?"


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Brilliant.18ChinsOfChinatown wrote:Neither Pearsons nor Kidney were responsible for calling off the much anticipated Ireland v France game tonight. Having looked closely at the state of the Stade De France pitch, Kim Jong-Un was the one who had to make the ultimate decision.



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18ChinsOfChinatown wrote:Kim Jong-Un looking at Sum-Yung-Gee marching in a military parade.

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It was a particularly cruel joke to replace the Bassist's instrument with a real guitar.zippy wrote:ZappaMan wrote:Kim Jong-Un strumming the opening chords to Haddaway's seminal hit, "What is love?"
Kim Jong Un demonstates how he played guitar in a Sray Cats tribute band...
I think a caption comp for teh note taker is needed...
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY THE f**king GUITAR YOU FAT MONGOL!!!
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Kim Jong Un puts into action plan to endear himself to pre-teen North Korean girls.
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Kim Jong-Un looks to impress his audience of fanatical followers by emulating a moment in one of his own childhood hero’s life.


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Kim Jong-un leads a rousing acapello rendition of "YMCA"


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Having previously met North Koreas tallest invisible man and shamed his late father’s “looking at things” ability, Kim Jong-Un’s entourage once again arrange for their supreme leader to meet their countries tallest invisible man in order to rectify his previous failures.18ChinsOfChinatown wrote:Kim Jong-Un attempts to shake the hand of North Koreas tallest invisible man. Unfortunately, due to the overwhelming invisibility of the man, Kim Jong-Un’s inexperience and naivety is sorely exposed. In the confusion that follows it becomes abundantly clear he actually doesn’t have any idea where to look.
The sad episode was duly noted by members of his entourage as being the first documented failure by their supreme leader to look at things.
In this latest photo, Kim Jong-Un can be seen high-fiving North Korea’s tallest invisible man with a look of determination that had been visibly absent in past meetings.
Meanwhile, Kim's entourage applaud at the successful meeting of the two men.

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Wonder what is on the telly that has him wanting to shoot itTaranaki Snapper wrote:
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His fathers ashes just made an appearance at the Oscars. 

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Miguel Indurain wrote:His fathers ashes just made an appearance at the Oscars.

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Kim Jong-Un looking to end Irish rugby fans misery.


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18ChinsOfChinatown wrote:Kim Jong-Un looking at Sum-Yung-Gee marching in a military parade.


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18ChinsOfChinatown wrote:Kim Jong-Un looking to end Irish rugby fans misery.
Too much awesomeness.

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After inspecting his new pool room, King Jong Un and his entourage mysteriously quadruple in size. Note taking man wonders how he will record this.


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I would suspect he will record it on his quadruple sized notepad.Farva wrote:After inspecting his new pool room, King Jong Un and his entourage mysteriously quadruple in size. Note taking man wonders how he will record this.
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Kim Jong-Un wonders how he will get into his old bath now he has put a few pounds on.
The old note taker drew his attention to this fact. There is now a new note taker. However, this one doesnt need a pen.

The old note taker drew his attention to this fact. There is now a new note taker. However, this one doesnt need a pen.

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"ROOK!"18ChinsOfChinatown wrote:Kim Jong-Un looking to hook his first duck as Supreme Leader.
"No, I think it's a duck, sir"
"Ohhhh... you gon' wish you hadn't said dat..."
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Looks like there has already been action in that bath.Farva wrote:Kim Jong-Un wonders how he will get into his old bath now he has put a few pounds on.
The old note taker drew his attention to this fact. There is now a new note taker. However, this one doesnt need a pen.

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Lil' Kim.... excellent ... he's almost looking at you, muthafucka !
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Kim Jong-Un looks on disdainfully having been exposed once again by Scooby Doo’s handsome Fred Jones.


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Following the beloved Father steps

Kim Jong-un is looking at board.
He use a bigger screen, and note-taker is duly writing down boredies for ri-education camps.
Behind dear leader, an officier try unsuccesfully to suppress a smile, the other reminds him that have a family - maybe still.

Kim Jong-un is looking at board.
He use a bigger screen, and note-taker is duly writing down boredies for ri-education camps.
Behind dear leader, an officier try unsuccesfully to suppress a smile, the other reminds him that have a family - maybe still.
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GiorgioXT wrote:Following the beloved Father steps
Kim Jong-un is looking at board.
He use a bigger screen, and note-taker is duly writing down boredies for ri-education camps.
Behind dear leader, an officier try unsuccesfully to suppress a smile, the other reminds him that have a family - maybe still.





f**king brilliant.
[edit: I love how the one in light grey is watching the porn shot. ]
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GiorgioXT wrote:Following the beloved Father steps
Kim Jong-un is looking at board.
He use a bigger screen, and note-taker is duly writing down boredies for ri-education camps.
Behind dear leader, an officier try unsuccesfully to suppress a smile, the other reminds him that have a family - maybe still.
I reckon that picture has been photo-shopped.
No where near enough note-takers for that to be completely legit.
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After Kim Jong Un put down his binoculars, he wasnt sure what the laughter was about but little did he know that there are some western traditions of initiation still in use.


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macabyte wrote:After Kim Jong Un put down his binoculars, he wasnt sure what the laughter was about but little did he know that there are some western traditions of initiation still in use.
